I heard that the male god missed his life [network distribution]

Speaking of which, the reason why he knew Empress was because of Wang Zhen.As a pure otaku, Wang Zhen's favorite thing to do is to visit B station.At the beginning, when I heard the female voice of the empress, I was shocked, and for a long time, I sold Amway to the surrounding students like crazy, especially frantic.As his roommate, Song Jinnian was inevitably poisoned.

Fortunately, Niangniang's voice is really beautiful, so Song Jinnian paid attention to Niangniang.It's good to listen to his songs once in a while to wash your ears.

Speaking of this, Song Jinnian remembered one thing. Because of her carelessness, she forgot to turn off the microphone when answering the phone. Then everyone in the channel knew that he was a man, and then decisively exploded.As Niangniang's brainless fan, Wang Zhen had to go to every concert, so he was inevitably shocked by Niangniang's male voice.

Song Jinnian remembers that Wang Zhen came to him that day with a look of lovelessness on his face, and told him, "I didn't expect the goddess in my heart to be a man, and I feel like I will never love again."

Song Jinnian laughed out loud, "What does it matter if it's a man or a woman? Don't you just like his (her?) voice?"

Who knows that Wang Zhen said sadly and angrily: "I always thought she was a cute girl! Even if she is not a cute girl, Yujie is acceptable! Who knew she was a man! I will never love again, My heart hurts so much!" After speaking, she was about to rush over and cry with her head in her arms.

Song Jinnian hurriedly avoided him: "Oh, pay attention to your image, you look like a big man crying."

Wang Zhen said with a sad face: "Xiao Nian, you didn't give me a hug! It's too much! I'm so sad, what kind of man am I? Since she is a man, I should just be a woman." !"

Song Jinnian was dumbfounded: "..." It really is true love!

Afterwards, Wang Zhen was a little depressed for a long time. Only then did Song Jinnian realize that he really liked Niangniang, maybe she was the lover of his dreams. This truth hit him a bit hard.Song Jinnian had no experience in this area, so he had no way to comfort him, so he could only encourage and comfort him through food, so his living expenses exceeded the standard by 2000 yuan that month.

The 2000 yuan spicy crayfish has the maximum healing power. After eating the crayfish at the end of the month, Wang Zhen wiped his mouth and said to Song Jinnian seriously: "Xiao Nian, I have thought about it for a long time, and I don't think I can break up with her." .”

Song Jinnian couldn't help holding his forehead, and sighed: "You're just his fan, okay? His fans are so hot, and he doesn't know you. Wouldn't it be too embarrassing for you to say that?"

Wang Zhen said: "What do you know, that's what I think in my heart."

Song Jinnian was speechless to his words: "Okay, okay, you continue."

Wang Zhen continued: "I didn't sleep well at night recently, and I thought about it over and over for a long time. You said that you want me to never listen to his songs again, and never go to his Weibo to confess my love. I guess I really do. No. I figured it out, isn’t it just a gender issue, what’s the big deal, at worst I have more male gods, anyway, there is no pressure to switch between female and male gods, everything is mediocre.”

Song Jinnian looked at him with a smile, but in his mind he was slandering, who taught this man's idioms, it's amazing.

After gnawing the last crayfish, Wang Zhen said in high spirits: "Since we have decided, we must do it right away! Let's go back, I'm going to see if the empress has released a new song!"

Song Jinnian: "..." I have to sigh again, it really is true love.At the same time, Song Jinnian also heaved a sigh of relief, thank God, he finally didn't have to treat him to eat crayfish now, and his money seemed to be saved.

Song Jinnian roughly listened to the video, and probably knew the whole story, and was about to take out the phone to inform Wang Zhen, when he heard the sound of the door opening.

Song Jinnian walked out of the room and saw Wang Zhen's unrequited expression, he wanted to laugh a little: "The elevator hasn't been repaired yet?" Ah, I really don't know how happy I am. It's great to carry him up!

Panting, Wang Zhen said, "Quick... give me a glass of water, I can't take it anymore!"

Song Jinnian hastily brought him a bottle of water from the refrigerator, watched him go down half of the bottle in one breath, stood talking without pain in his back, and said, "It's only the tenth floor, isn't it?"

Wang Zhen wished he could stick out his tongue and gasp for breath, "Don't stand and talk without pain in your back, try it if you have the guts!"

Song Jinnian shrugged, "I've tried it, and I'm not tired at all." And Kou Ran didn't seem tired at all, well, Wang Zhen must be too weak!

Wang Zhen looked at him in disbelief: "No way, when did your physical strength become so good?"

Song Jinnian proudly said, "I won't tell you."

Wang Zhen let out a sharp cry, and finally regained his composure.

Seeing that he had calmed down, Song Jinnian knew that it was time to hit him, so he handed him the phone: "Oh, by the way, let me tell you something, your goddess, the empress, seems to have a master."

Wang Zhen: "..."

Wang Zhen: "!!!"

Wang Zhen took the phone, quickly browsed through the Weibo post and dozens of popular comments before it, and said in grief and indignation: "I've only been out for two days, what happened?!"

Seeing that his goal had been achieved, Song Jinnian took his mobile phone and floated lightly into the room: "Two days are enough to do a lot of things, my condolences, Sao Nian~"

王臻：“啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊我的命怎么这么苦啊！好不容易喜欢一个女神，谁知道他竟然是个男人！是个男人我也就认了，可是为什么这么快就Found another man?!"

Song Jinnian silently lit the candle for Wang Zhen in his heart.

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Kou Ran, as a Wannian stealth cv who doesn't listen to things outside the window and is only dedicated to Nian's attack, has no interest in swiping Weibo.I went out to play two days ago, went to bed late and woke up early, which made me very tired. I was about to wash up and go to bed when I heard the computer prompt that there was a message coming in.

He put down the pajamas he had found, went to the computer, and clicked on the flashing profile picture:

Slug has spirit: Is Da Da here?

Even calling him big, Kou Ran wanted to laugh a little bit, but couldn't change his mouth?

Li He: Also called Da Da?

Silu Youling: (w) I can't change it for a while.

Li He: Well, is there something wrong?

Si Lu You Ling: ┗|｀o′|┛哩~~ I almost forgot one thing, I have a gossip here, do you want to hear it?

Kou Ran squinted his eyes, and wanted to help his forehead a little bit, wasn't he so sleepy that he almost fell asleep just now?Are you so energetic now when it comes to gossip?

Li He: Didn't you almost fall asleep just now, why are you refreshed now?

Silu Youling: Gossip is spiritual food hahaha

Li He: ...

Si Lu has a spirit: You know that Xiushi Donghai is big, right?

Li He: I have worked together and have impressions.

Si Lu You Ling: That’s right, I really like the drama you collaborated with, and it’s amazing that there is no attack or subject. , you know that he has three thousand beauties in the harem, right?

Li He: I have heard about it.

Si Lu You Ling: I don’t know if you don’t check Weibo often. Anyway, there are so many CPs, and fans even pinched each other before.A lot of people said that he was a playboy.

Li He: Oh.

Silu has a spirit: The most amazing thing is that he dismissed all the harem a while ago, and then issued an announcement similar to a confession!The fans were all blown up, all secretly guessing who captured his heart.After guessing and guessing, I didn't get it right. Who knows, the truth will be revealed today! ~(≧▽≦)/~

Kou Ran raised his forehead, and from his tone, he knew how excited he was over there.Maybe he really shouldn't have left so early just now.

Li He: So?

Silu Youling: So you go and see, it is definitely someone you can't imagine!go go go go! [Link]

Kou Ran couldn't resist him, so he had to click on the link he threw over.

Clicking on it, I found that there were surprisingly many reposts and comments on this Weibo.Although Sodeshi Tokai has a lot of fans, it's not that many.After thinking about it, Kou Ran casually clicked into the Weibo of Xiushi Donghai's scandal subject, and found that this is also a big V, like a well-known grandma, except for this one, the following are all station b Submitted videos and the like.

Kou Ran glanced at ten lines, and then found a problem, why is the head portrait of this grandma a bit familiar——

It was an extremely beautiful puppet cat, held in someone's hand, with a pair of sapphire-like eyes staring fixedly at the person who hugged him, looking extremely quiet and well-behaved.And the person holding it didn't show up, just showing a pair of hands as white as jade.

Kou Ran can't tell anything just by looking at this cat. After all, there are so many cat slaves on the Internet. It's not surprising that those who have cats use their own cats as their avatars, and those who don't have other people's cats as their avatars.The key lies in those hands with well-defined joints, those hands are white and slender, and there is a delicate tail ring on the little finger of the left hand.

Kou Ran remembered that Jiang Liansheng had a beautiful puppet cat at home, and he often wore such a tail ring on his left hand.

Kou Ran calmly clicked on several popular Weibo posts, and found that many of them were filled with words like "The goddess is so beautiful", "The goddess asks to marry", "The goddess, I want to give birth to a monkey for you".

Kou Ran found that he didn't understand his cousin more and more.

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Jiang Liansheng was already asleep when he received the call from Kou Ran. It was rare for him not to go out for sex. He fell asleep in the rattan chair on his balcony. When the phone rang, he couldn't help but make several calls sneeze.

"Hello?" Jiang Liansheng's nose was a bit blocked, probably because he had just blown the wind while sleeping: "You guys are back, is it fun? Did you hook up my little cousin home?"

Kou Ran asked, "Why is your voice so weird?"

"Oh," Jiang Liansheng wiped his nose with a piece of paper, "I sang a lot today, and then I got a little cold."

Kou Ran: "Are you the empress?"

"Pfft!" Jiang Liansheng spurted out the tea she was drinking, "How do you know?"