why don't you wear pants

The children were crying too loudly, the leader put down the bowl and asked someone to fetch the fruit, one for each child.

The fruit was about the size of a fist, very similar to an apple, and the sound of biting was exactly the same, Bai Er looked at the leader deeply.

The leader looked at the last fruit in his hand and gave it to Bai Er.

Bai Er happily hugged the fruit and hid in a dark corner to gnaw.

The child didn't know how to hide it, and was eating the fruit with a crunch. He was looking at the golden dragon who was grilling meat, and was attracted by the sound, and turned to look at the child who was eating the fruit.

He asked, "What are you eating?"

The leader did not know where to get the fruit, and handed it to Jinlong: "Dragon, this is a red snake fruit. It is big, full of water, and delicious. Try it."

Then, tasted one and got out of hand.He snatched the fruit from the child's hand again, without even spitting out the core. After eating, he looked at the leader: "Is there any more?"

The child had given up any hope, hugged his papa's leg, and cried so sadly.

Bai Er was in the corner, eating the fruit carefully.

The leader ordered people to bring all the remaining fruits, and Jin Long waited anxiously, when he suddenly realized that Bai Er was missing.

Following Bai'er's scent, he found Bai'er who was gnawing fruit silently in the corner.

Bai Er looked at him and the two pendants with his tail between his legs.

Jin Long looked deeply at the fruit in Bai Er's arms.

Bai Er: "..."

Bai Er pushed the fruit to Jinlong without any struggle.

Jin Long shook his head, picked up Bai Er, and put it on his shoulder.

Bai Er was on his shoulder, holding the fruit, in a daze.

Brother Long, is this enlightened?Do you know how to cherish him?Bai Er looked at Jinlong's sliced ​​noodles with emotion.

The golden dragon held Bai Er's dog/fart/butt.

Bai Er gnawed the fruit on his shoulder in peace.

Sitting opposite the barbeque, Jinlong watched without blinking his eyes, his Adam's apple twitched as he heard the sound of Baier gnawing on the fruit.

The person called by the leader happened to be carrying a sack of fruit, he put it beside Jinlong, and silently backed away.

If you can't eat it, just don't watch it.

One big one and one small one gnawed on the fruit, Jinlong ate it fast, almost one bite at a time, Bai Er gnawed the fruit, and he almost swallowed it too.

Bai Er didn't eat the fruit core, Jinlong saw it and asked, "You don't want to eat?"

Bai Er nodded: "Yeah."

Jin Long took the fruit core and ate it in one bite.

Bai Er: "..." Forget it, since you let me eat a whole fruit, I won't complain about you...

The waiting time for the barbecue was very long, and Jinlong couldn't stand it anymore, so he stretched out his dragon claws to the last remaining bacon.

More than half of the ingredients were left, so the people around him chopped it up, and he spit out a dozen green fruits.

Bai Er climbed onto his head and said, "Ten more, no, twenty more."

Jinlong especially believed in Bai Er, and spit out another twenty green fruits.

Standing tall and with a wide view, Bai Er finally didn't have to see the pendant all the time.

The bacon was hard, and the clansmen had to cut it with great effort. Jinlong took the stone knife and lightly cut the bacon into slices.

With the addition of Jinlong, the bacon was cut quickly.I have just seen how bacon is fried, so Jinlong occupies one stone pot, and the other three stone pots are in charge of each pot by three men.

No way, the pot is too big...

Increase the fire, add oil when the pot is hot, and use up a jar of oil at once, but no one feels it is a pity.

Soon, a pot of ingredients, bacon and green fruits was put into the pot. Well, they didn't start the pot, because there was no such a big pot.

Now, the clansmen are all holding their bowls, as if they were on the battlefield, eating one bowl per person, but...

a bit salty...

It's nothing to eat a bowl or two, but like a golden dragon, if you eat one pot after another, you must die of salt...

Jin Long also noticed it, he was eating meat, and quietly looked at Bai Er, whose dog/fart/butt was facing him, silently eating meat on the ground.

Bai Er was hypnotized in his heart, he was a dog, a cheerful and honest good dog, a silly and cute dog...

Jinlong ate a pot and couldn't eat any more.While spitting water, he drank water, and the difficult movements were simply performed by him.

The children around looked like they were watching a juggling show. They were excited and applauded, saying, "Okay!"

Jin Long stopped his movements, his Youyou eyes drifted to Bai Er again.

The white-eared dog/fart/butt was still facing him, just finished eating the meat, stretched its waist, completely ignoring Jin Long's eyes.

Jin Long: "..." He was thinking...

Bai Er thought, God sent him down, he must know, the dragon doesn't taste like a dragon, so he must be sent by an angel to save Brother Long.

If a storm is coming, let it come more violently!He is the dog chosen by the angels and is not afraid of anything!

The salty taste faded away, Jinlong occupied the second pot and didn't let anyone touch it, if a child came over, he would slap it away with his paw in time without showing any pity.

He reached into the pot, grabbed a piece of bacon, and ate it slowly, looking at the barbecue.

Bai Er also looked at the barbecue.

Jin Long leisurely ate half a pot of bacon, drank water countless times, and finally, the barbecue was ready, and Bai Er put out the fire.

The people of the tribe worked together to surround one, and quickly cut off the meat on it, and each of them cut off a large piece.

Bai Er walked around Jinlong, wanting to go to the clansman to grab a bite to eat, but he didn't want to, was grabbed by Jinlong with oily hands and put it on his head.

Bai Er: "..." The storm came so fast, he wasn't prepared at all...

Sure enough, Jin Long grabbed a roasted pig and gnawed it with his mouth open, completely refusing to give a bite of meat from the head.

The leader looked at Bai Er pitifully, and quickly ate the barbecue, sighing in his heart, it was so delicious.

Bai Er felt that he was already full and there was no need to eat any more. Really, his stomach was bulging...

gollum...

It's not the sound of him swallowing...

goooo...

It's not his stomach growling!

After eating one, the golden dragon started to eat the second one.

While eating, he smacked his mouth, shook his head slightly and praised: "It's delicious."

The leader on the other side also nodded: "It's really fragrant, the skin is crispy and tender, and the meat is delicious."

Bai Er: "..." Ahhh, all you bad guys, go away!

Bai Er couldn't bear it anymore, he aimed at the right position on Jinlong's head, jumped, jumped on the roast pig that Jinlong was eating, bit a piece of meat hard, and immediately jumped to the ground with his short short legs. Take a little rest and run wildly with your legs open.

Jin Long grabbed his hind legs, lifted him up, and looked at him with oily mouth, deep eyes, serious knife-shaved face, ignoring his mouth, a living and domineering president: "Do you dare to do this in the future?"

Bai Er bit the meat in his mouth, his little black eyes were filled with tears of regret, and he shook his head in despair.

He didn't dare anymore, he didn't dare anymore, after finishing this matter, he must run quickly, run far away, and don't miss a piece of meat.

Jin Long smiled, put him on his shoulder, and patted his dog's head.

Bai Er ate the meat in his mouth with tears in his eyes, and after eating, Jin Long tore off a piece of hind leg meat and asked him to hug and eat.

Seeing the golden dragon eating wildly without any image, Bai Er was moved and burst into tears.

Next time, he will do this at one point, anyway, there will be meat to eat at the end.

The roast pig of the tribe has been eaten up, and the golden dragon has also eaten six and is finishing the last one.

After eating, Bai Er was already paralyzed. He lay on Jinlong's shoulder, basking in the sun happily.

The golden dragon was also full, and he asked the leader, "Where is my house?"

All the clansmen were attracted by the scent just now, who still has the heart to build a house.

"..." The leader knelt down and hiccupped: "Hi-long, wait a little longer."

Then he led all the men in the clan to build a house while hiccupping.

Bai Er: "..." Letting you eat so fast, you must be addicted to hiccups...

Puff--puff--puff-puff--

Bai Er let out two loud and long farts, his dog/fart/butt was facing Jinlong's face.

Jinlong: "..."

Bai Er: "..." Pot, pot, pot, don't look at me like that, I was wrong!

Jin Long woke up from his drowsiness, he tore a piece of cloth from someone else's house, wrapped it around Bai Er's front legs, and hung it around his waist.

The white-eared dog has short legs and cannot hug Jinlong's eight-pack abs. When he moves, the whole body of the white-eared dog moves accordingly, and Jinlong's two pendants also slap/slap on the white-eared dog/fart/butt .

The dog/fart/butt is fluffy and fat, and it feels very good to the touch. Jin Long patted his dog/fart/butt, enjoying it all over his face: "It's very comfortable."

Bai Er: "..." Brother, don't you have hot eyes?

Jinlong's eyes are not hot, but his white ears are hot/ass/butt, but the crowd watching are used to it.

The cloth strips were not tied tightly, Bai Er was slipping down more and more, and finally, he sat directly on the pendant.

The leader also ran over and told Jin Long that the house was ready.

Bai Er sat on Jinlong's pendant dumbly, he can't control the house now.At this moment, he is full of heart and eyes. After being seen by so many people, he will definitely not be able to marry in the future.

Jin Long stroked Bai Er's dog's head and happily ran to see the house.

The house is made of golden cloth strips, it is very simple, but Jin Long likes it very much.

Because, the bed sheet inside is the gold of a pile of shit, and the table and chairs are also covered with a layer of gold of a pile of shit.Jin Long put Bai Er down, hugged him, rolled happily on the poop-golden bed, and then covered himself with a quilt to sleep.

Bai Er was hugged by the golden dragon on his chest, covered by the quilt, his vision was dim and he had difficulty breathing.

Bai Er: "..." Why him, why him!If this continues, he will be played to death by Jinlong!Various, without repetition!

Bai Er struggled, Jin Long let go of his hand suspiciously, seeing a dog's head poking out from under the blanket, still breathing.

"What's wrong?" Jin Long asked, stroking his dog's head.

Can Bai Er say that you are going to smother me to death?Certainly not!In case the golden thighs become estranged from this, his journey to become a human being is far away...

He hugged Jinlong's neck, but his dog legs were too short, as if he was clinging to Jinlong's body, he choked with emotion and said: "...I want to sleep with you in my arms."

Jin Long put his arms around Bai Er, closed his eyes: "Go to sleep."

Waking up again, Bai Er looked at the foot he was hugging and lost his mind.

What the hell did he do before, to sleep from the head of the bed to the end of the bed, hugging his feet, sleeping sweetly with his dog's face on them...

He let go of his feet and wanted to get up, but found that he was caught between two feet and couldn't move...

He paved and kicked, finally broke free from his feet, ran out of bed, and breathed a mouthful of normal air.

Jinlong also woke up.

He stretched his dragon waist, looked at Bai Er, and said, "Xiao Bai, I'm hungry."

The white-eared dog/fart/butt pointed at him: "..." Brother Long's daily must-have lines for waking up, Xiaobai, I'm hungry, so I won't repeat it again.

At this time, voices came from outside.

The author has something to say: Shenbao reporter: I heard that all the golden dragon creatures that were played tricks on him died.

Bai Er said deeply: I am still alive.

Shenbao reporter: Really?Can you tell me what happened?

Bai Er: ...But life is better than death.