why don't you wear pants
Chapter 1: Become 2 Ha
Bai Er was lying on the dirty ground, his eyes were dull, and beside him was a small puddle.
As a professional who runs a game studio, his schedule is different from that of ordinary people. He sleeps during the day and works at night, but he can't figure it out. Why did he wake up after a beautiful night? Erha, it’s still wild!
Erha's two furry ears are soft, and his two small black eyes are full of misty water vapor. He has kept this movement all night.
His stomach started to growl, Bai Er stood up, and went to find something to eat resignedly.
Surrounded by towering trees tens of meters high, even some weeds grow taller than white ears. The ground is full of mud and fallen leaves. It seems that it has just rained. His four paws are walking on it. , glued with mixed mud leaves, against his little fluff, there is a pitiful feeling.
The most important thing is that Bai Er can walk on two legs, not four paws!
One step forward, one step down, Bai Er has never gone through such a difficult life path!
Seeing that the four paws were not working, Bai Er raised his front paws and tried to walk on the back two paws. It was okay at first, but then...
He was really hungry. After walking for a while, his hind paws began to tremble, and he had no strength to support his small body. He rolled to the ground, and his furry body came into close contact with the earth.
With a click, his dog's mouth fell into the mud and ate him a mouthful of mud.
As a human instinct, it must be to suck out the dirt, but as a novice, it seems a bit difficult...
Bai Er's mouth was muddy, he opened his mouth helplessly, stuck out his tongue, and let the mud flow out of his mouth.
As a mild clean freak, as long as I think about it, I will feel that this picture is disgusting, but fortunately, the dog's eyesight is limited, so I can't see this picture, Bai Er is also hypnotized in his heart, he can't see it...
After almost finishing the mud in the dog's mouth, Bai Er didn't dare to walk with two paws. He staggered, covered in mud, and walked towards the tree full of fruits in the distance.
Gradually, he began to get used to it and walked faster and faster, but when he got to the fruit tree, he felt worried.
The fruit tree is very tall. Bai Er raised his dog's head and took a look. It was more than ten meters high. The fruit on the tree was bright red, about the size of a fingernail. There were more than a dozen of them. The fruit was washed clean by the rain. With a few drops of crystal clear water, Bai Er's stomach was even hungrier, and the dog's eyes were even more shining, looking at the fruit and couldn't look away.
But, he can't reach it!With his short legs now, he is afraid that if he climbs halfway, he will fall off...
Bai Er unconsciously wagged his tail and turned around towards the fruit tree, barking while turning.
After barking a few times, Bai Er knew that he would not be able to eat, so he drooped his tail and walked away in a daze.
He can't do anything about it on the tree, but he can do it on the ground.The dog's sense of smell is very sensitive, and Bai Er also knows that some wild vegetables can be eaten. He wagged his tail unconsciously and searched in the grass.
Not to mention, he really found it.It was a field of wild sweet potato vines, surrounded by several dense trees, sweet potato vines climbed the big trees and extended to the branches. The white-eared dog's eyesight is very good, and it can be seen from a long distance.
He didn't dare to eat other flowers and plants, and even took a detour when he saw the beautiful ones. It took a long time to find the sweet potato vines, Bai Er was turning white from hunger, he didn't care about other things, the dog's tail was wagging happily, He picked up a piece of tender sweet potato vine and started to eat it.
The taste of sweet potatoes and vines is not good, it's astringent, but fortunately it's pure and natural, Bai Er thought, it would be great if there is a pot, fried sweet potatoes and vines are much more delicious than raw ones.
He didn't want to starve to death, so he ate a few pieces to relieve his hunger for a while, and then he found a piece of sweet potato vine, and the dog clawed it vigorously.
The wild sweet potatoes seemed to be deeper than the home-grown ones. Bai Er had to dig a small hole with all his efforts, only to faintly see the heads of the sweet potatoes.
"Wow, woof, woof." Bai Er yelled happily, the dog's tail wagged unconsciously, and finally dug out the sweet potato. He lay on the ground, holding the sweet potato with his front paws, and the dog's mouth gnawed off the muddy skin , and then happily ate the meat inside.
The water content of the sweet potato is average, not too much, not too little, but the taste is sweet and delicious, much better than the astringent sweet potato vines. Bai Er gnawed on the sweet potato, feeling more and more full in his stomach, extremely satisfied.
The size of the sweet potato was a bit big, about the same size as Bai Er's dog's head. After eating one, he was almost full. He dropped the remaining sweet potato skin. Bai Er got up and shook the sweet potato skin off his body, splashing some dirt around.
When you're full, it's time to think about the problem.Bai Er didn't know why he came here, and why he became Erha. Putting aside these unreal questions, the most important thing for him now is how to survive.
This place seems to be a forest. He has no hands and feet, only claws. It is very difficult to survive. At present, he should find a way out. Someone is definitely in charge, and there is no need to worry about starving to death.
Generally speaking, along the river, not only is it convenient to find the way, but it is also not easy to get lost. The white-eared dog has bright eyes and runs towards the river energetically.
only…
This exit is really beyond his imagination! ! !
Why is it so high here, with a dog's head going down, you can't see the bottom!The white-eared dog's tail came down softly, and he looked down again with his tail between his legs.
Hold the grass!How tall!
The most important thing is that there is no sound of the sound of water falling to the ground. This large river with a width of more than ten meters, except for the sound of rushing water, the sound of exciting and heroic waterfalls, there is no sound at all!
Facing the cliff, Bai Er stepped back a few steps, turned his dog's head, glanced at the way he came, and his eyes were filled with countless lovelessness.
There is no clock, and Bai Er doesn't know the time, he just ran vigorously, and at this moment he seems to be hungry again...
Bai Er started to walk on his short legs again, and went back the same way.He went to the sweet potato first, planed a sweet potato the size of a dog's head, and gnawed it. After he was full, he ran to the other side of the river.
The mud on his body had already been air-dried, and the fur was cluttered one by one, making Bai Er's whole dog look particularly embarrassed.
The other side was closer than the beginning, and he quickly ran to the finish line. The deafening sound of the waterfall made him dare not approach at all.
Bai Er raised his dog's head and looked over. There was a towering mountain peak, and the water on it kept flowing down. Because of the impact, the surrounding water splashed several meters high.
Bai Er is still a young Erha, he dare not risk his life, so he didn't go near the waterfall, but ran around the mountain and the side of the mountain, looking for a way out.
The mountain and the side of the mountain seem to have come to an end, Bai Er wagged his tail and ran over, but found that the other side of the end was still a cliff.
He refused to accept his fate, ran against the cliff, ran to the first downstream/flowing river, and crossed the river, he still ran along the cliff, and then ran to the deafening waterfall.
After running, the sky darkened faintly, and Bai Er knew it, this is a tiankeng!Death urn!An uninhabited island hanging in mid-air!
It seemed very quiet here, except for the occasional chirping of insects and birds, Bai Er didn't seem to have seen a living creature!
Standing on the edge of the cliff, Bai Er looked at the endless white mist below his feet, and his small black eyes gleamed with water. He opened his mouth and yelled loudly: "Aww~ow~~"
The pirated howl of wolves resounded through the sky.
After roaring, Bai Er felt much more at ease. He proudly raised the dog's head, turned around, and saw a black wild boar staring fiercely at him.
The white-eared and proud dog's head softened, his legs trembled, and he couldn't figure out why a wild boar suddenly appeared behind him.
The wild boar seemed to have mutated. It was three or four meters high. It stomped back and kicked the open space behind it, and a hole was kicked out of it. It looked like it was ready to go, as if it was ready to arch towards Bai Er at any time.
Bai Er was so frightened that the dog's tail was pinched, he wanted to reason with the wild boar, and he opened his mouth: "Wow, woof, woof." Brother, don't get excited!Let's discuss things carefully, don't beat the dog if we don't agree with each other, okay?
However, he let out a dog bark.
Bai Er: "..."
The wild boar's bean-sized eyes seemed to be more fierce, and he stepped back harder, Bai Er couldn't help backing up, his paw touched the edge of the cliff, and his mind flashed.
Doesn't this wild boar like to arch dogs?When it arched over, he immediately dodged, and the wild boar, which had no time to brake, had to roll down!
As if amused by the imaginary scene in his mind, Bai Er wagged his tail, opened his dog's mouth and hung out his tongue, and raised his front paw, intending to hook his fingers to the wild boar, but the dog's paw didn't Awesome, especially the stupid dog planed a few times.
"..." Bai Er put down his dog's paw silently.
The wild boar seemed to be irritated by Bai Er's movement, but he didn't move forward, but kicked back even harder.
If the wild boar doesn't run over to kick the dog, it's not a solution for a pig and a dog to stand in a stalemate here. The most important thing is that Bai Er is starving to death after running for so long, and it's almost dark, so he needs to find a place to sleep Otherwise, if it rains or encounters wild boars again, he will die for sure.
Bai Er suddenly thought of the wolf howling just now, he looked nervously at the wild boar, raised his head, and yelled: "Aww~ow~~"
After roaring, the wild boar nimbly dragged its huge body and ran towards Bai'er.
Just like calculating the cooldown time of skills in the game, Bai Er also looked straight at the wild boar, calculating the distance between the two in his mind.
If he dodges too fast and the wild boar stops the car and doesn't roll off, then he is finished; if he runs late and the wild boar pushes him down, then he is also finished.
He is small and the wild boar has a huge body. It seems that passing under him is a good way, but his dog paws need to be strong, so as not to fail halfway, he was not crushed to death or fell off the cliff to death, but was killed by the wild boar stomped to death...
That damn thing is too disgusting! ! !
The wild boar is getting closer, six meters, four meters, two meters, half a meter, now!
Bai Er turned sideways and ran past the wild boar's ear, passed through his forelegs, and ran more than ten meters away quickly.
Seeing that it was successful, Bai Er cheered in his heart, turned around the dog, and saw the wild boar, which had no time to brake, rush into the air, kicked its four legs, turned over and fell down.
Bai Er came to the edge of the cliff with small, arrogant steps, and shouted to the bottom: "Wow, woof, woof!" You deserve it for making you look so dark and come here to hug me!
The author has something to say: I save the manuscript box, la la la la la green~
As a professional who runs a game studio, his schedule is different from that of ordinary people. He sleeps during the day and works at night, but he can't figure it out. Why did he wake up after a beautiful night? Erha, it’s still wild!
Erha's two furry ears are soft, and his two small black eyes are full of misty water vapor. He has kept this movement all night.
His stomach started to growl, Bai Er stood up, and went to find something to eat resignedly.
Surrounded by towering trees tens of meters high, even some weeds grow taller than white ears. The ground is full of mud and fallen leaves. It seems that it has just rained. His four paws are walking on it. , glued with mixed mud leaves, against his little fluff, there is a pitiful feeling.
The most important thing is that Bai Er can walk on two legs, not four paws!
One step forward, one step down, Bai Er has never gone through such a difficult life path!
Seeing that the four paws were not working, Bai Er raised his front paws and tried to walk on the back two paws. It was okay at first, but then...
He was really hungry. After walking for a while, his hind paws began to tremble, and he had no strength to support his small body. He rolled to the ground, and his furry body came into close contact with the earth.
With a click, his dog's mouth fell into the mud and ate him a mouthful of mud.
As a human instinct, it must be to suck out the dirt, but as a novice, it seems a bit difficult...
Bai Er's mouth was muddy, he opened his mouth helplessly, stuck out his tongue, and let the mud flow out of his mouth.
As a mild clean freak, as long as I think about it, I will feel that this picture is disgusting, but fortunately, the dog's eyesight is limited, so I can't see this picture, Bai Er is also hypnotized in his heart, he can't see it...
After almost finishing the mud in the dog's mouth, Bai Er didn't dare to walk with two paws. He staggered, covered in mud, and walked towards the tree full of fruits in the distance.
Gradually, he began to get used to it and walked faster and faster, but when he got to the fruit tree, he felt worried.
The fruit tree is very tall. Bai Er raised his dog's head and took a look. It was more than ten meters high. The fruit on the tree was bright red, about the size of a fingernail. There were more than a dozen of them. The fruit was washed clean by the rain. With a few drops of crystal clear water, Bai Er's stomach was even hungrier, and the dog's eyes were even more shining, looking at the fruit and couldn't look away.
But, he can't reach it!With his short legs now, he is afraid that if he climbs halfway, he will fall off...
Bai Er unconsciously wagged his tail and turned around towards the fruit tree, barking while turning.
After barking a few times, Bai Er knew that he would not be able to eat, so he drooped his tail and walked away in a daze.
He can't do anything about it on the tree, but he can do it on the ground.The dog's sense of smell is very sensitive, and Bai Er also knows that some wild vegetables can be eaten. He wagged his tail unconsciously and searched in the grass.
Not to mention, he really found it.It was a field of wild sweet potato vines, surrounded by several dense trees, sweet potato vines climbed the big trees and extended to the branches. The white-eared dog's eyesight is very good, and it can be seen from a long distance.
He didn't dare to eat other flowers and plants, and even took a detour when he saw the beautiful ones. It took a long time to find the sweet potato vines, Bai Er was turning white from hunger, he didn't care about other things, the dog's tail was wagging happily, He picked up a piece of tender sweet potato vine and started to eat it.
The taste of sweet potatoes and vines is not good, it's astringent, but fortunately it's pure and natural, Bai Er thought, it would be great if there is a pot, fried sweet potatoes and vines are much more delicious than raw ones.
He didn't want to starve to death, so he ate a few pieces to relieve his hunger for a while, and then he found a piece of sweet potato vine, and the dog clawed it vigorously.
The wild sweet potatoes seemed to be deeper than the home-grown ones. Bai Er had to dig a small hole with all his efforts, only to faintly see the heads of the sweet potatoes.
"Wow, woof, woof." Bai Er yelled happily, the dog's tail wagged unconsciously, and finally dug out the sweet potato. He lay on the ground, holding the sweet potato with his front paws, and the dog's mouth gnawed off the muddy skin , and then happily ate the meat inside.
The water content of the sweet potato is average, not too much, not too little, but the taste is sweet and delicious, much better than the astringent sweet potato vines. Bai Er gnawed on the sweet potato, feeling more and more full in his stomach, extremely satisfied.
The size of the sweet potato was a bit big, about the same size as Bai Er's dog's head. After eating one, he was almost full. He dropped the remaining sweet potato skin. Bai Er got up and shook the sweet potato skin off his body, splashing some dirt around.
When you're full, it's time to think about the problem.Bai Er didn't know why he came here, and why he became Erha. Putting aside these unreal questions, the most important thing for him now is how to survive.
This place seems to be a forest. He has no hands and feet, only claws. It is very difficult to survive. At present, he should find a way out. Someone is definitely in charge, and there is no need to worry about starving to death.
Generally speaking, along the river, not only is it convenient to find the way, but it is also not easy to get lost. The white-eared dog has bright eyes and runs towards the river energetically.
only…
This exit is really beyond his imagination! ! !
Why is it so high here, with a dog's head going down, you can't see the bottom!The white-eared dog's tail came down softly, and he looked down again with his tail between his legs.
Hold the grass!How tall!
The most important thing is that there is no sound of the sound of water falling to the ground. This large river with a width of more than ten meters, except for the sound of rushing water, the sound of exciting and heroic waterfalls, there is no sound at all!
Facing the cliff, Bai Er stepped back a few steps, turned his dog's head, glanced at the way he came, and his eyes were filled with countless lovelessness.
There is no clock, and Bai Er doesn't know the time, he just ran vigorously, and at this moment he seems to be hungry again...
Bai Er started to walk on his short legs again, and went back the same way.He went to the sweet potato first, planed a sweet potato the size of a dog's head, and gnawed it. After he was full, he ran to the other side of the river.
The mud on his body had already been air-dried, and the fur was cluttered one by one, making Bai Er's whole dog look particularly embarrassed.
The other side was closer than the beginning, and he quickly ran to the finish line. The deafening sound of the waterfall made him dare not approach at all.
Bai Er raised his dog's head and looked over. There was a towering mountain peak, and the water on it kept flowing down. Because of the impact, the surrounding water splashed several meters high.
Bai Er is still a young Erha, he dare not risk his life, so he didn't go near the waterfall, but ran around the mountain and the side of the mountain, looking for a way out.
The mountain and the side of the mountain seem to have come to an end, Bai Er wagged his tail and ran over, but found that the other side of the end was still a cliff.
He refused to accept his fate, ran against the cliff, ran to the first downstream/flowing river, and crossed the river, he still ran along the cliff, and then ran to the deafening waterfall.
After running, the sky darkened faintly, and Bai Er knew it, this is a tiankeng!Death urn!An uninhabited island hanging in mid-air!
It seemed very quiet here, except for the occasional chirping of insects and birds, Bai Er didn't seem to have seen a living creature!
Standing on the edge of the cliff, Bai Er looked at the endless white mist below his feet, and his small black eyes gleamed with water. He opened his mouth and yelled loudly: "Aww~ow~~"
The pirated howl of wolves resounded through the sky.
After roaring, Bai Er felt much more at ease. He proudly raised the dog's head, turned around, and saw a black wild boar staring fiercely at him.
The white-eared and proud dog's head softened, his legs trembled, and he couldn't figure out why a wild boar suddenly appeared behind him.
The wild boar seemed to have mutated. It was three or four meters high. It stomped back and kicked the open space behind it, and a hole was kicked out of it. It looked like it was ready to go, as if it was ready to arch towards Bai Er at any time.
Bai Er was so frightened that the dog's tail was pinched, he wanted to reason with the wild boar, and he opened his mouth: "Wow, woof, woof." Brother, don't get excited!Let's discuss things carefully, don't beat the dog if we don't agree with each other, okay?
However, he let out a dog bark.
Bai Er: "..."
The wild boar's bean-sized eyes seemed to be more fierce, and he stepped back harder, Bai Er couldn't help backing up, his paw touched the edge of the cliff, and his mind flashed.
Doesn't this wild boar like to arch dogs?When it arched over, he immediately dodged, and the wild boar, which had no time to brake, had to roll down!
As if amused by the imaginary scene in his mind, Bai Er wagged his tail, opened his dog's mouth and hung out his tongue, and raised his front paw, intending to hook his fingers to the wild boar, but the dog's paw didn't Awesome, especially the stupid dog planed a few times.
"..." Bai Er put down his dog's paw silently.
The wild boar seemed to be irritated by Bai Er's movement, but he didn't move forward, but kicked back even harder.
If the wild boar doesn't run over to kick the dog, it's not a solution for a pig and a dog to stand in a stalemate here. The most important thing is that Bai Er is starving to death after running for so long, and it's almost dark, so he needs to find a place to sleep Otherwise, if it rains or encounters wild boars again, he will die for sure.
Bai Er suddenly thought of the wolf howling just now, he looked nervously at the wild boar, raised his head, and yelled: "Aww~ow~~"
After roaring, the wild boar nimbly dragged its huge body and ran towards Bai'er.
Just like calculating the cooldown time of skills in the game, Bai Er also looked straight at the wild boar, calculating the distance between the two in his mind.
If he dodges too fast and the wild boar stops the car and doesn't roll off, then he is finished; if he runs late and the wild boar pushes him down, then he is also finished.
He is small and the wild boar has a huge body. It seems that passing under him is a good way, but his dog paws need to be strong, so as not to fail halfway, he was not crushed to death or fell off the cliff to death, but was killed by the wild boar stomped to death...
That damn thing is too disgusting! ! !
The wild boar is getting closer, six meters, four meters, two meters, half a meter, now!
Bai Er turned sideways and ran past the wild boar's ear, passed through his forelegs, and ran more than ten meters away quickly.
Seeing that it was successful, Bai Er cheered in his heart, turned around the dog, and saw the wild boar, which had no time to brake, rush into the air, kicked its four legs, turned over and fell down.
Bai Er came to the edge of the cliff with small, arrogant steps, and shouted to the bottom: "Wow, woof, woof!" You deserve it for making you look so dark and come here to hug me!
The author has something to say: I save the manuscript box, la la la la la green~
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