[Full-time master] The Ye Shen we talked about in those years

35,

A big watermelon, divided into two halves, the left side is for you, the right side is for him...

This set of simple Tai Chi formulas is familiar to almost everyone, and now Ye Xiu typed it out. Although it seems opportunistic, it cannot be said that it is not a backup dancer.

In addition, Han Wenqing's boxing skills are at the forefront, and the two together can be regarded as one hard and one soft, combining hardness and softness.

It's just that Rou is lazy and perfunctory no matter how you look at it.

Just looking at it made people's teeth itch, wishing to rub the backup dancer on the ground, rub again...

The 4-minute song was sung quickly, and Ye Xiushi hurriedly walked to the previous seat. Everyone couldn't wait to be fooled by him like this, but they couldn't say anything, so they could only urge Chu Yunxiu: "Hurry up!" Hurry up, next set!"

Chu Yunxiu shuffled the cards again, and this time it was Yu Wenzhou's turn to be king.

Yu Wenzhou smiled slightly: "It's just started, and I won't embarrass everyone. It's fine for the selected people to tell a bad joke."

As he spoke, he announced a number: "Seven."

Ye Xiu glanced at him with a half-smile: "Wenzhou, are you sure you didn't peek at my cards?"

"how,"

Huang Shaotian was taken aback for a moment, and then he laughed gloatingly: "So you have Lao Ye again hahahahaha... What kind of luck do you think you have tonight hahahaha..."

Taking advantage of Huang Shaotian rolling into a ball in his arms, Yu Wenzhou gave Ye Xiu a meaningful look, and asked softly, "Is what I saw really senior's card?"

Ye Xiu smiled and didn't answer, Shi Shiran took the microphone and said slowly: "Once upon a time, there was a eunuch..."

Everyone was taken aback for a moment, and then burst into laughter.

Huang Shaotian desperately patted Yu Wenzhou's leg: "It's so short... Old Ye, are you infected by the gun king??? It is said that those who are close to red are red and those who are close to ink are black, but I am also sitting next to you. Why don't you Infected by me???"

After laughing, everyone found that the second microphone was in Zhang Jiale's hands, and there was another burst of laughter—it was only two rounds and he was hit twice by a solid shot. In terms of bad luck, this is no one.

Of course, Ye Xiu is also so unlucky, but he doesn't have the lucky E debuff on him, so he doesn't have enough laughs.

Zhang Jiale didn't smile, he took the microphone and spoke slowly: "When the boy and the girl were in an ambiguous period, the girl received an offer from Duke University in the United States. At the boarding gate of the airport, the girl looked anxiously at the girl who was thinking about it. But when the familiar body really appeared in front of her, the girl did not dare to look at the attachment in the other's eyes. "If you tell me to stay, I will give up studying abroad." The girl secretly After making up his mind, the boy took out a beautifully packaged gift box, which contained a mechanical watch with stopped needles. The boy gently put the watch on the girl's wrist, wound it up, let go, and the stopped hands stopped again. Started to draw a circle.'Yeah, everyone will have a new start, why bother to be obsessed with this moment?' the girl thought, shaking her hands, and walked quickly into the boarding aisle, without any hesitation in her heart, just a glance The sobbing figure in the middle touched the heartstrings a little.

60 years later, the girl has snow-stained temples, and she is packing up her house in Boston and preparing to move.The American wife outside is coaxing the grandchildren into the car obediently.Suddenly the mechanical watch at the bottom of the box appeared in front of her, and the memory suddenly returned to the farewell at the airport 60 years ago. The 'girl' was stunned for a while and sighed, wiped the surface, wound the watch, and let go , the stopped watch hands started to circle again.

My wife yelled many times outside but didn't hear the 'girl' responding. When I entered the room, I saw her holding an old watch with tears in her eyes.

It wasn't until now that she realized that what the boy wanted to say back then was: the watch is gone. "

This is a fairly well-behaved story, and even a little sad. Everyone was stunned when they heard it, and didn't realize it until the last sentence. This is really a cold joke, and there was another burst of laughter.

Amidst the laughter, Sun Zheping stood up silently and walked towards the door.

36,

"how……"

Ye Xiu also came out of the door quietly.

He lit a cigarette slowly, walked up to Sun Zheping, who was leaning against the wall and clenched his fists, and picked his scar unceremoniously: "Did someone give you a watch back then?"

Sun Zheping, who was always sharp, rarely said anything, but clenched his fists again and again.

Ye Xiu flicked the cigarette ash, and said calmly: "He will say this, and what it represents, you don't need me to tell you. What I want to tell you is - it's not just glory that can be picked up again."

Sun Zheping clenched his fists again and slowly made up his mind.

He replied calmly: "You said so."

Ye Xiu smiled, said nothing more, quickly finished his cigarette, turned and left.

"How did you know?"

Sun Zheping suddenly asked a question behind his back.

"What, is it a surprise?"

Ye Xiu stopped, and chuckled: "The interaction between you is so obvious, and brother is such a smart person, what else can't you guess?"

"No matter how obvious it is, ordinary people can't see it."

Sun Zheping pointed out unceremoniously: "So you are too, right?"

"Yes."

Ye Xiu admitted it nonchalantly, and lifted his foot to leave again.

"Who?"

Sun Zheping chased after him and asked, "Could it be Lao Han?"

"Fuck!"

Ye Xiu was frightened, he turned around like a ghost: "How could you have such an outrageous idea?"

"I saw that he and Zhang Xinjie switched cards."

Sun Zheping said calmly.

Ye Xiu thought for a while, then nodded, "Because Zhang Jiale is over there, you pay special attention to what's going on over there."

"But it's not,"

Ye Xiu said sincerely: "Old Han is helping Xinjie. I think you should guess whether Lao Han is interested in Xinjie or not instead of me and Lao Han. At least I personally think that being together day and night is better than loving and killing each other." Much more reliable."

"You are poor!"

Sun Zheping glanced at him, didn't ask any further questions, and went back with him.

At this time, the third round of cards has been dealt out, and the king is Shu Kexin.

The three girls were very excited, and after a while of whispering, Shu Keyi went to Chu Yunxiu's place. After dawdling for a long time, Shu Kexin finally announced: "The Five of Hearts confessed to the Five of Spades on Weibo. ; Then the Five of Spades retweeted to tell the Five of Hearts that he already has someone he loves, and circled the Five of Diamonds; afterward, the Five of Spades retweeted, asking whether he or she loves the Five of Spades.”

"what,"

Huang Shaotian raised his hand to express his doubts: "The five pieces of squares don't need to do anything?"

"What a hatred!"

Ye Xiu looked at him heartbroken: "Diamond Five is already in the Shura field, what else do you want him to do?"

"no……"

Huang Shaotian reacted all of a sudden, he was a little unbelievable: "Diamond five is just right Lao Ye...howoldareyou!!!!"

"I also want to know this question, why is it always me."

Ye Xiu was also very helpless: "Why don't I let you this time?"

"Hahahahaha, that's not necessary, we have to abide by the rules~~~"

Huang Shaotian laughed loudly, and said mockingly, "You are luckier than Zhang Jiale in this state tonight. What's going on?"

Thinking about it again, he said straight to Zhang Jiale, "Sanya King, you won't be targeted this time, right?"

"roll!"

Zhang Jiale gave him a middle finger unceremoniously: "I have ten hearts."

Huang Shaotian didn't break up with him either, and yelled, "Who are they all??? Hurry up, and everyone's Weibo is up too!!!"

"I'm Five of Hearts."

Fang Rui touched his nose: "Who do I want to confess my love to?"

Zhou Zekai silently revealed the cards in his hand.

The five of squares was already determined by Ye Xiu, and Huang Shaotian started arguing again: "Where is the five of the grass, which one is the five of the grass?"

"I."

Sun Zheping took out his phone.

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