Scumbag: Introduction to Immortal Cultivation[Transmigration Book]

After discovering that there was Qi of self-cultivation in his body, Xiang Xiaolei especially wanted to practice it into a trick.What Chidori, Heliwanwan, aren't they all like that in Naruto?Seeing that the gas is like a cannonball, it is so handsome to point to where to hit.

But the sky failed to fulfill the wishes of people, and his qi was always not moving smoothly.

Although he concentrates on meditation, imagining the flow of qi, and imagining the qi concentrated in the palm of his hand, every time the qi moves halfway and then dissipates, even after it is concentrated, it cannot be released.

If you can't post it, you can't post it... He doesn't care.Anyway, that golden elixir had no side effects in the body, and that dream never happened again.He still eats, sleeps, and abuses as usual.The only difference is that when he walks on the street, he feels that everyone around him is watching him secretly.

"Is there something on my face?" Looking at the little girls who were eight feet away from him, pointing at him and arguing a lot, Xiang Xiaolei was overjoyed at first, thinking that the little girls were interested in him, but then he felt like something was wrong. wrong.Or is it that the mayor dog and the scholar bird spread the cruelty, viciousness and countless deeds of Lao Tzu.

"Hey, answer me quickly." Xiang Xiaolei looked at Mu Tianye angrily. Mu Tianye was stupid with his mouth, and when he stared at him face to face, his face turned slightly red, and he was so nervous that he couldn't speak.

Xiang Xiaolei saw that it was useless to ask him, so he turned to Xiao Er who came to bring tea and water: "Is there something on my face? Why are people staring at me all the way? And sitting in the restaurant... ..." From the moment they took their seats, the surrounding guests couldn't help but secretly looked at their table, and after hearing Xiang Xiaolei's question, they turned around hastily.

Xiao Er replied with a smile: "That's the guest officer, you are so good-looking, you are like a fairy, and the people in this small town have never seen it before."

Like a fairy?What a mess, Xiang Xiaolei looked at Mu Tianye suspiciously, Mu Tianye blushed and nodded repeatedly, proving that what Xiao Er said was the truth.

Xiang Xiaolei touched his face, it seemed much smoother than before.He pinched his own face again to confirm that it was not a human/skin/mask/mask.He put down his hand, opened his five fingers and looked at it, the skin on his hand seemed to be much finer and fairer than before.

But Gu Wenshu was born fair and frail, so he didn't care about the changes in his skin at all.

According to the description in "Unify the World", Chen Meihe and Gu Wenbin are both good-looking.

In the book, Chen Meihe is described as [a character with a pretty face and graceful manners], and Gu Wenbin is described as [a person with a pure face, but doing black-hearted business].

As for Gu Wenshu's appearance, he didn't pay much attention to it, only wrote [a sickly pale appearance].Therefore, Gu Wenshu's appearance should be upper-middle-class, but his body is thin, his complexion is haggard, his skin is pale, and he looks unattractive.

In the book, for Mu Tianye's mother, Mu Ge's description of her appearance took a lot of thought.Eyebrows are like Liu Dai, eyes are like autumn water, lips are like crimson, and skin is like creamy fat].

As for his husband Liu Rushi, although there is no description, since such a beautiful woman can elope with him, he must be extremely handsome.Beauty is not blind.

But Mu Tianye obviously doesn't look like his mother.He has regular facial features and sharp eyebrows and eyes. Although he is still young and his appearance has not yet formed, his facial features are very tall and handsome. He should be quite masculine when he grows up, and he has nothing to do with Qingli.

Probably like his father... Wait, is his father Liu Rushi, or some monster from the Demon Realm?Xiang Xiaolei stared at Mu Tianye for a long time, this is a problem.

Mu Tianye was too shy to be stared at by him, and hurriedly urged him, "Brother, let's order."

After eating, Xiang Xiaolei decided to find a bronze mirror to confirm his appearance.

Ever since he traveled to the book, he either fled or fought monsters, and he didn't even see the shadow of Chen Meihe.When I saw Gu Wenbin, it was already a corpse, so I didn't care to see if it looked good or not.So he still doesn't know what he looks like.

When he came to a treasure store, he asked for the brightest, smoothest and largest bronze mirror and took a closer look.

Ouch, I froze.Xiang Xiaolei was stunned, his face was so beautiful it was too fake.The bridge of the nose is high, the lips are red and the teeth are white, and the eyebrows are picturesque... Not to mention male and female, they also have a pair of charming peach blossom eyes.

If it wasn't him, he really wanted to pounce on the beauty and lick her, regardless of whether he was male or female.

"Did I look like this before?" Xiang Xiaolei asked.

When Mu Tianye was stared at by him, he was embarrassed and lowered his head to avoid it.Thinking about it for a while, I solemnly nodded and shook my head, "My brother used to be very good-looking, but he was sick all the time. Now his complexion is much better... If it is different, there is indeed something that seems to be different..."

"What's different?" Xiang Xiaolei thought, maybe Gu Wenshu was pretty good-looking, but because of his heart, he always wanted to torture Mu Tianye, so he should have turned into a vicious look.In addition, his complexion is pale and his lips are black, so he naturally has no beauty at all.Now that it has been recuperated, the foundation is revealed.

"It seems... that he has become like a fox." After thinking for a long time, Mu Tianye finally thought of a word.

five!thunder!boom!top! ! ! !

A big man is said to be like a vixen?Where is this face?Don't you want to be ashamed?

Xiang Xiaolei looked at the bronze mirror again, the face inside was indeed somewhat indistinguishable.His eyes were full of affection, and he looked very pitiful.

My life - the appearance bonus is not such an addition!Why isn't it something heroic, tall and straight?If it's not Zhao Yun, it must be Lu Bu or Ma Chao!With such a face that is all over the country and the city, does it mean that I want to be the man's favorite?Lao Tzu is upright!

Xiang Xiaolei lamented thousands of times in his heart, then pulled his face left and right, trying to tear it off.

"Brother, don't do this!" Mu Tianye grabbed his hand, and he saw the stunned expression of the boss opposite.

Xiang Xiaolei calmed down and thought about it. The people who cultivate immortals are all white-haired and young-looking, and they are well maintained. Therefore, it is understandable that his complexion and skin have become better after he has become a cultivation body.

But with Bai Sheng's... well, Hu Meizi's posture may have something to do with the temperament of the original owner of Jin Dan.

Xiang Xiaolei became more and more curious about the Taoist man in white.Could it be a broken sleeve?

No matter what, a man doesn't care about trifles, anyway, it's better to be good-looking than ugly.

In the real world, he spent 22 years of life smoothly with a good appearance.So appearance is also very important.

The basic hardware is good, and I brought a plug-in, Mu Amano, and then I should think about how to survive in this town.

Xiang Xiaolei went to the mayor for a false loan... er, it was actually a robbery of money, and he planned to set up a shop and do some pawn business.Otaku are collectors.

The mayor Xu reluctantly paid out a few pennies.Apart from cannibalism, he is really a hard-working ghost who has been in charge of the town for so many years without corruption or perverting the law, so he is so poor that his family is completely bare.

After giving Xiang Xiaolei some money, the mayor secretly said to him: "Don't ask me for it. If you want a house or a land, I can give it to you. If there is no money... this It’s the private money I’ve saved for several years, and now I’ll give it all to you. If it’s any more, I can’t afford it, so please do me a favor and don’t embarrass me..."

"Then hand over the fake Taoist priest's address quickly, and I will ask him to go." Xiang Xiaolei put on an extraordinary face, but his tone was that of a hooligan.

The mayor hurriedly wrote down an address, then kowtowed and bowed and sent the plague god away.

"Brother, I have something I want to give you." Mu Tianye held back, and finally found a chance to speak.

"Oh? What?" Xiang Xiaolei looked up.

Mu Tianye took out an ivory white dagger, which was a bone knife.

"The other day I saw you holding a bone in the human bone cave and using it with ease, so I wanted to build you one for self-defense." Mu Tianye handed him the bone knife.

I have to say that Mu Tianye is really caring, this bone knife is very beautifully crafted.

The blade is thin and transparent, the blade is smooth and shiny, and the handle is carved with dragon and auspicious cloud patterns, which is fine and delicate, and it is warm and smooth in the hand.Although it is heavy, it is effortless to wave and very smooth.

"This is made from the horn of a yak with rhino horns that is unique in the forest near Longtou Town." Mu Tianye explained, "The horn of that yak is long and sharp, and it is most suitable for making bone knives."

"Did you catch the rhinoceros horn yak?" Xiang Xiaolei was a little moved.In order to give him a bone knife, such a child went out to hunt such a big monster.

Mu Tianye scratched his head and smiled sheepishly, "Brother, as long as you like it."

I really like it.After waving at Xiaolei a few times, he put the knife back into its sheath.The scabbard is also made of rhino horn, and the heel bone knife is a smooth ivory white, carved with dragon patterns, auspicious clouds and sea waves, which is extremely delicate.

"Are you looking for a knife maker to polish it?" Xiang Xiaolei asked. I don't know which master has such a good craftsmanship. I will visit tomorrow and ask him to carve a chain, pendant, etc. and sell it in the shop.

Mu Tianye was a little nervous, "Is it because the carving is not good? I polished it myself... If my brother thinks that the carving is not good, I will do it again."

No wonder I kept talking about chopping firewood and practicing kung fu a few days ago, and came back very late every day.Xiang Xiaolei understood that it might have been secretly sharpening the knife.

"The carving is quite good, I like it very much." Xiang Xiaolei wanted to pat this silly boy's head.

This kid Mu Tianye knew how to treat his brother well.His brother, Gu Wenshu, that scumbag bullied him all day long, but he didn't take it to heart, and went to save him at critical moments.Now the transformed "Gu Wenshu" doesn't beat him, doesn't beat him, he follows "Gu Wenshu" wholeheartedly, protects him, and gives him a self-defense weapon.

Could it be that this kid is a brother-in-law?Xiang Xiaolei thought, just as he was about to speak, Mu Tianye subconsciously hid his hands behind his back.Speaking of which, after the bone knife was handed over just now, the kid quickly withdrew his hand.

Xiang Xiaolei grabbed Mu Tianye's hand, and saw that there were large and small blood blisters on the palm and fingers, some were worn out and calloused, and some were still red.

"Does it hurt?" Xiang Xiaolei suddenly felt that this child was too affectionate.

Mu Tianye shook his head, "Brother, don't worry...on the street, it's strange to hold it like this." He wanted to withdraw his hand.Although with his strength, he could easily break free from Xiang Xiaolei's grip, but Xiang Xiaolei was holding him, so he didn't dare to struggle hard.

Xiang Xiaolei gently stroked those injured places, and then blew a few breaths, "It won't hurt after blowing."

Mu Amano really couldn't help but withdraw his hand, because he was already red from the bottom of his ear to his entire cheek, like a boiled shrimp.

"No...it doesn't hurt anymore." He stammered.