My old attack is a cat madman

The next two weeks were uneventful.

Su Yu was well taken care of by Tan Shou, the proof is that Su Yu's bun face has rounded again.The figure has also gained a lot of weight, and it is already an adult cat in terms of body shape.

The only fly in the ointment was that Tan Shou treated him so well that he almost raised him as his own son, so Su Yu didn't even go out the door for the past two weeks, let alone go to the hospital.

Su Yu is completely used to life as a pet cat, and even enjoys it a little.After all, it's rare to see such a mad pet cat like Tan Shou, and my own mother has never served me like this.

Not only did he shovel a good shit, but he also made a good cat meal!

After eating cat food with the same flavor for a week, Su Yu, who was tired of the taste, started a hunger strike.Tan Shou, who was obsessed with raising cubs, was so distressed that he didn't know where to find the recipe, so he tried to make cat food for him. After Su Yu ate it once, he couldn't stop at all, and at the same time he resisted cat food even more resolutely.

It is said in the book that if you want to capture a man's heart, you must first capture his stomach.

Obviously, Tan Shou has successfully grabbed Su Yu's stomach ⊙v⊙

As a reward for an excellent shit shoveler, you can get a cat star scarf x1 every night

Oh, I forgot to mention, as early as a few days ago when the temperature started to drop, Su Xiaoyu's position was transferred from the cat's nest to Qin Shou's kingsize bed.

The great magician who lives by the left and right concubines is full of yang energy and has a warm baby.

The weather is very good today, the sun shines in through the glass, warm and not dazzling.

Leaning on the sofa with legs crossed, a fruit piad stood in front of him, Su Yu narrowed his eyes slightly, his eyes filled with murderous aura, and his two furry claws quickly slid across the screen, if you ignored the fruit and game sound effects that flicked across the screen from time to time, Maybe pretend it's a cat busy with state affairs.

Tan Shou at the other end of the sofa watched the scene with his mouth twitching, a little helpless and a little weirdly proud.

Probably similar to this → My baby is so smart that he can even cut fruit. Dad is proud of you o(*￣︶￣*)o

Never thought of another possibility.

Su Yu, who was tired from playing, was lying on the sofa, and glanced at the people reading on the sofa with the corners of his eyes. Usually, at this time, Tan Shou would go out and usually come back at night. Why didn't he move today? I was secretly anxious , Su Yu turned over agitatedly, and with a pounce, the whole cat covered the book, spread out its limbs, pretending to be a blanket, domineeringly blocking the owner's view of the book.

The blanket was bright in color, yellow and clear without any stray hairs, and the warm sunlight shone on it, coating the blanket with a layer of shimmer.

Tan Shou put down the book, stretched out his hand to hold down the troublesome cat, buried his face in the fur and rubbed it vigorously.

Caught off guard, the blanket that was held down waved his limbs feebly, trying to turn over.On the one hand, it was meowing non-stop.

"Meow! Meow!" Let go of this uncle!

After burying Mao Mao enough, Tan Shou mercifully let go of Stupid Meow who was still struggling.

Su Yu quickly got up, jumped to the other side of the sofa, and stared vigilantly at the person opposite, in case this person took advantage of his unawares to attack him again.

"Okay, I won't tease you anymore."

Tan Shou took the suit jacket hanging on the back of the chair, rubbed Su Yu's head, and said seriously: "Abba is going out for a while, you stay at home obediently, don't drag things around."

Su Yu pouted.Isn't it the last time I was bored and accidentally ran out of paper in the living room!Be careful!

Turning around, Su Yu pointed her butt at Tan Shou, pretending not to understand.

There is really nothing to do with this little ancestor, Tan Shou thought sweetly and troubled.

There was a sound of closing the door.

The hairy ears on the top of the head trembled, Su Yu sneaked to the door, waited patiently for a while, confirmed that Tan Shou would not turn back, meowed excitedly, and ran to the bedroom to remove the cat litter. dragged to the door.

The cat nest with luxurious configuration has two floors, and the standing height is slightly higher than the door handle. Find a good angle to stabilize the cat nest. Su Yu climbs along the cat nest to the top, presses the door handle with two claws, and moves from top to bottom. With force, the door opened easily.

Licking her hairy mouth proudly, Su Yu jumped down, squeezed out a gap that just passed, drilled out, and then gently closed the door with her paws, it was done!

After successfully escaping from the prison, Su Yu couldn't help but jumped back and forth twice, then ran out along the stairs like a wild dog with a prolapsed anus.

While running fast, he recalled the route map he had checked on Qiandu in his mind.Jixiang Community is on Xiangbei Road, and the city hospital where Su Yu is treating is on Xiangxi Road. The distance between the two roads is not too far, but for a delicate and petite cat, to go back and forth, you have to catch up with the snake spirit. It is almost impossible to go home before the Lord.

So Su Yu made a bold move and went by bus!

Anyway, it's just a meow now, sneaking up through the back door, there is no need to buy a ticket, Su Yu thought happily.

After waiting at the bus stop for a while, when the bus arrived, Su Yu jumped into the bus as soon as the door opened.

Great!It's a little expert in fare evasion! Su Yu gave herself a thumbs up in her heart.

All the way to the hospital went smoothly, Su Yu swaggered into the hospital from under the nose of the guard.

But which ward are you in?After scratching his ears, Su Yu decided to go to the inpatient department first to check the situation.

The city hospital occupies a large area, with the outpatient department at the outermost part and the inpatient department at the innermost part, with a grove separating the noisy front.Dexterously passing through the woods, Su Yu successfully arrived at the inpatient department under the cover of the woods.

The cat was in the small flower bed. Su Yu looked eagerly at the nurses passing by in twos and threes. Su Yu came just in time. This was the time when the hospital went to work in the afternoon. The doctors and nurses got together and walked in, chatting and laughing. Listen carefully to what they say.

Maybe it was really lucky, Su Yu was scratching his ears impatiently, when he heard one of the little nurses say: "Did you read the news a while ago, it is said that the eldest son of the Su family has really become a vegetable, and he is still in a vegetative state until now." Didn't wake up yet."

"I know," another voice continued, deliberately lowering his voice, "Is it the one in room 401? I saw it when I passed by before. It looks quite cute."

Another voice continued: "I've seen it too, but it's poor, after being ill for so long, no one else has seen him except the nurse..."

The few people walked farther and farther, Su Yu came out from the small flower bed where he was hiding, walked back along the corner, found a window and slipped in quietly.

Fourth floor.

Compared with the downstairs, the fourth floor was extraordinarily quiet, occasionally one or two nurses walked by, but they were all in a hurry.

Su Yu leaned against the corner, and ran to the end of the corridor quickly while no one was around.

Room 401 is on the far side.

He poked his head and looked to make sure that no one would come over for a while, Su Yu walked to the door lightly, stretched out his claws and pushed the door, but it couldn't be pushed.

Scratching his ears with his hind paws, Su Yu walked around to the other side, his eyes lit up when he saw the half-open window, he took a few steps back, kicked his hind paws hard, and the whole cat lightly landed on the window.

High jump perfect score!

I couldn't wait to jump in, and approached the bed slowly. When I saw the figure on the bed, Su Yu realized after a while that she was actually a little homely.

Also drunk.

A little irritable in her heart, Su Yu walked around the ward twice anxiously, comforting herself, isn't it just a shell, it's still her own, why not jump up suddenly.

5 minutes passed.

Su Yu began to sharpen his claws on the floor: ... qaq

Damn it was really scary.

Feeling that it is useless to seek psychological comfort for herself, Su Yu gritted her teeth and fought hard!

Rushed to the hospital bed and stopped, Su Yu stood up by the edge of the bed, squinted his eyes, and secretly looked at the person lying on the bed through the slits of his eyes.

The boy on the bed had his eyes closed tightly, his mouth and nose were covered with a ventilator, his face was pale, he lay motionless on the bed, and his chest barely rose and fell.

Pulling the edge of the bed and jumping onto the bed, Su Yu squatted on the edge of his shell, stretched out his paw tentatively and pressed it, but there was no response.

He stuck out his tongue and licked it again, but there was still no response.

Su Yu got down on the ground in frustration. Although he knew that even if he found the shell, he might not be able to change it back, but he still had a little luck in his heart.

What if.

But the cruel reality gave him a slap on the head, and the listless Su Yu lay beside his shell, feeling that he was born in darkness.

Gu Ying felt sorry for herself for a while, and felt that it was not an option to go on like this. The shell is here, and she can always find a way to get it back. Besides, there are still many things waiting to be done by herself!

Su Yu, who shouldered the mission, was instantly revived with full blood, glanced at his beautiful shell reluctantly, and slipped out skillfully along the old road.

According to the law, Su Yu, who arrived home safely, shook his head.

Go to the bathroom first to get the fur off your body.Routine squatted on the sink, first cleaned the paws that had been on the ground for several hours, then slowly washed the face with the paws, and finally stretched out the hind paws to rinse, the whole cat's back was wet , Su Yu, who finally wiped out the evidence, pulled out the towel from the cabinet, rolled it around twice, and stepped on it again.

The whole meow is clean again, I can't tell that I sneaked out <(￣︶￣)>

When Tan Shou came home in the evening, he saw a clean boy who was pressing the pad, looking serious, and waving his claws to chop fruit like crazy.