My old attack is a cat madman

Su Yu just stayed at Tan Shou's house.

Anyway, I turned into a cat, and the main body stays at Luo’s house. Now I’m very free, I can go wherever I want, except every few days I have to take advantage of the fact that the owner is not at home, and secretly have a video call with my uncle and mother , the rest of the time, the whole cat is very free, and can do whatever it wants.

A cat who thought she was very free had no idea that since the moment she came back, she had been secretly monitored by her perverted owner.

At first, he was afraid that Ah Zai would disappear suddenly like before. Tan*ss, who was at a loss once and used to taking the initiative in his own hands, didn't want to experience this feeling again.

So after returning from my own cubs. *oss said that the surveillance at home has never been turned off.

Whenever he is tired from work and needs to change his mood, Tan Shou will switch to the monitoring interface at home, peeking at Azai's daily life very wretchedly.

If it weren't for the surveillance during this period, Tan Shou would not have known that his son had so many little habits.

Every day when Ah Zai gets up, he goes to the bathroom to wash his face and claws.After washing up, I slowly went to the kitchen to eat the love breakfast I prepared.After a pleasant meal, the next step is entertainment

time.

Azai's favorite game is to cut fruit.

It may be because cats are naturally sensitive to moving objects, so it was the first time Tan Shou saw Azai standing on the pad, using both hands and feet... When cutting fruit, his expression was very It's hard to say.

In short, by saying so much, I just want to say that Tan Shou has a thorough understanding of Ah Zai's life rules.

Therefore, the video of Ah Zai and Ma Ma can't be hidden from *oss.

The first time Ah Zai made a video was in the living room. At this time, after Su Yu successfully rescued Ma Ma, he completely lost his vigilance. Every day, taking advantage of Qin Shou's absence, he made waves on WeChat, Weibo and various social software. fly up.So when Luo Xiaoman's video request was sent, Su Xiaoyu connected without hesitation....

Tan Shou, who happened to see this scene, was not too surprised. Instead, he felt that it was true. After all, he already knew that Ah Zai was not an ordinary cat. He could play WeChat and answer videos, so it seemed no big deal.

But this didn't stop Tan Shou from scratching his head and wanting to find out who the person who was regularly videoing with Ah Zai was.

From Tan Shou's point of view, the woman who made the video call with Ah Zai was not too old, only in her early thirties.As for appearance, Qin *oss has some very indescribable heart.Give the woman in the video a score of [-].

Although he doesn't look too young, he shouldn't be someone from Ah Zai, but what if Ah Zai is also very old.

The above are Qin*oss's thoughts.

Yes, Tan Shou has always firmly believed that Ah Zai must be a tormenting little goblin, parentheses, can become the kind of little goblin that people can't describe.

Although *oss's guess is not wrong from a certain point of view.

It's a pity that Tan *oss's secret little wish has never been fulfilled. Even though he has deliberately come home late several times, A Zai seems to be a very incomprehensible goblin, and he did not learn from the snail girl to become a human being. A beautiful encounter or something.

*oss, who was secretly looking forward to it, felt very regretful.

So a certain *oss, who had been holding back for too long and was not satisfied, decided to take Azai to the pet hospital for a physical examination and a beauty treatment or something.

After hearing the tragic news, Su Xiaoyu, who happily went to the door to greet the owner, lay down on Tan Shou's shoes in a very rascally manner.

Say no with action.

don't go!

Tan Shou clenched his fist and coughed. Although he didn't know why Ah Zai suddenly resisted going to the pet hospital, he was so cute and cute.

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Su Yu's protest obviously failed, the owner forcibly picked up the whole cat, and then took it to the pet hospital.

Thinking of the first time she was vaccinated, Su Yu's whole cat was a little wilted.

It hurts so much, I don't want to do it again.

Rubbing the cat in his arms amusedly, Tan Shou gave Mao's head the most forceful sip, and falsely comforted him: "Don't be afraid, Zai Zai, I won't get an injection today."

Su Yu rolled his eyes unabashedly.

When I am stupid!

Tan Shou secretly smiled, and carried the cat into the pet hospital with a serious face.

The clerk who was in charge of reception at the door welcomed them in one by one.As he walked, he looked at the cat in Tan Shou's arms, wondering what kind of new breed it was, and why it looked a bit like a Chinese... pastoral cat?

Su Xiaoyu felt the hidden eyes around her, stretched out her claws and scratched her fur belly, and looked back at the past with disdainful eyes, there was undisguised disgust in the round cat eyes:

Stupid mortals.

Clerk: ...why do you feel despised by a cat?

Must be my delusion.

The pet hospital that Tan Shou chose was the most famous in Beijing. There are many rich people in Beijing, and more people like to keep cats and dogs. Therefore, in recent years, the pet hospital has become more and more prosperous.

Sitting down in the reception area, stopping the clerk's eloquent introduction, Tan Shou with a cold handsome face, took the project brochure on the table and looked at it carefully.

Su Xiaoyu, who was in his arms, also lay on Tan Shou's arm and watched along with him.

There are many items in the pet hospital, from vaccination to one-stop pet grooming service, everything that one expects to find.Tan Shou's gaze paused subtly at the sterilization column, and the corners of his mouth turned up slightly.

Su Xiaoyu, who had her back to Tan Shou, didn't notice her owner's malice, but felt a sudden chill on her back, and couldn't help but leaned back, rubbing hard against her owner's arms.

After studying for a while, Tan Shou stretched out two slender fingers, pointed at a few items he liked, and then looked down at Su Yu asking: "What do you think of these?"

Su Yu was very satisfied with the self-consciousness of the owner, nodded, and replied with a satisfied "meow".

Tan Shou let out a low laugh, slender fingers slid across the page, moved to the column in the lower left corner, and asked more gently: "Then... what about this?"

There are two bold words on the finger: sterilization.

Su Yu's gaze followed the slender and strong fingers, and at first he didn't realize what Tan Shou was pointing at. After he understood what was written where the finger was pointing at, the whole cat exploded.

! ! ! ! ! !

Su Yu slapped Tan Shou's hand off angrily, and closed the menu with hands and feet. Finally, the whole cat lay down on it, meowing fiercely at Tan Shou.

Tan Bingshan Shou smiled very happily. The smile on his face was so bright that he could see the snow-white teeth. He couldn't tell at all that he was still paralyzed and indifferent when he came in.

Onlookers:  …

Angry Su Xiaoyu: ...

What the hell is so funny?

Why laugh at something so serious!Um? !

Su Xiaoyu stood up violently, bared her teeth at Tan Shou, and then smiled and bit you!

Tan*oss, who had seen enough of the drama, smoothed her cub's fur, and seeing the staring cat's eyes, couldn't help but chirped again.Then he coaxed: "Be good, baby, let's take a shower and get a haircut before going home."

Su Yu looked at the man with a serious face in doubt, and hugged Tan Shou's arm tightly with four claws.

Tan Shou couldn't be happier, he tore the vigilant Meow off his arm with a suppressed smile, and told the clerk seriously, "Wash him clean, then give him a grooming, and just trim his nails."

After finishing speaking, she looked at Su Xiaoyu, "Don't worry about it now, just cut the hair and nothing else."

Su Yu tilted his head, loosened his claws slightly, and asked Tan Shou to hand him over to the shop assistant who came over.

But... what do you mean by not cutting anything else? !

What else does he want to cut? !

After the cub was taken away, the originally gentle aura suddenly became more like a stranger, and several female shop assistants who wanted to strike up a conversation walked away a little tremblingly.

It's terrible that qaq turns into an iceberg in seconds.

About an hour later, Su Yu was carried out. Su Xiaoyu, who had just enjoyed the full service, was lazily, and the fluffy hair that had been washed and treated specially looked yellow and shiny.

Although it is still a native cat, it is also a native cat with a very high appearance.

Tan Shou took the cat, rubbed it, it felt very good, and swiped the card with satisfaction.I went home with a little sleepy Meow.

It's been a really nice day.

Tan *oss raised the corners of his mouth happily.

Winter is coming in a blink of an eye. Autumn in the capital is short, and the cold winter comes especially fast. The evergreen trees on the side of the road are still standing in the cold wind, but the pedestrians on the road have already put on heavy cotton-padded jackets.

The first snow came quietly.

Su Yu wrapped herself tightly in the quilt, and went to work early in the morning.Before going out, I deliberately stuffed two warm hot water bottles into the quilt, but Su Xiaoyu, who was always afraid of the cold, woke up from the cold.

At this time, I must miss the warmth and strength of shoveling shit all the time.

Strong body.

The pad on the bedside table made a tinkling sound. Su Yu was dawdling in the quilt, unwilling to stretch his claws out of the quilt to get it, and the sound would stop after a while.

The pad continued to ding ding dong dong relentlessly.

"..."

Su Xiaoyu, who was fired to no avail, wrapped herself in a quilt, wriggled to the side of the bed little by little, quickly stretched out her claws to grab the pad, and then buried herself in the thick quilt.

The cold air came in through the gap that was opened just now, Su Yu shivered from the cold, and then sneezed hard, and then switched on the video with shaking paws.

A creepy cat's face appeared on the screen against a black background.

Luo Xiaoman, who waited for a long time for the video to be picked up:...

"Son, where are you...?" Luo Xiaoman asked cautiously, his face was so dark, his cat face was too permeating, okay?

Su Yu covered the quilt tightly, leaned the pad against the quilt, stretched out his claws and rubbed his itchy nose, and then typed: "In the bed."

The screen shines on the quilt behind Su Yu, realizing that his son is hiding in the quilt to receive video with him, Luo Xiaoman's mood is very complicated.

I was worried that my son would have a bad life if he was a pet in someone else's house.

Seems to be doing pretty well now.

Not only playing with a pad, but also getting into bed.

Luo Xiaoman tried his best to ignore his strange mood, and told Su Yu about business: "Your grandpa will have his 70th birthday the day after tomorrow, and your dad sent us invitations."