Mountain God Camouflage Raiders

The Guangsheng Xianjun Mansion on Liuyun Mountain took more than half a year to build the main building, and then arranged and decorated it. After a lot of tossing, it will be completed in a few days before the Chinese New Year. Feng Xuanzi counted the sixteenth day of the first lunar month It was an auspicious day for the zodiac, and the Ministry of Rites set the canonization ceremony on that day, and then Jun Sheng could move on the eighteenth day of the first lunar month.

On the first day of the first month of the first lunar month, a golden notice was posted at the gate of the imperial palace. On the [-]th day, although the Imperial Forest Army was under martial law all the way from the gate of the palace to the Temple of Heaven, there were still people standing outside the cordon. When the auspicious time came, Jun Sheng took out several boxes of The firecrackers were lit at the gate of the palace, and the palace gate creaked open amidst the crackling firecrackers. The emperor's guard of honor opened the way first, followed by the chariots of civil and military officials, and behind the officials were the imperial chariots of the prince and the emperor, Jun Sheng Drive at the end.

This time, the one who drove this time was not the small off-road vehicle that accompanied him a dozen times in Fucheng County after he arrived in Daqing. The poor little car was scrapped and laid off to save Pang Sanlang. Fortunately, there are many cars in Junsheng Space, not only Several off-road vehicles and the giant RV were custom-made for the end of the world, as well as many souvenirs that I was reluctant to sell when I moved.

At that time, his daddy had several sports cars. When Jun Sheng moved, he was not willing to sell any of them, nor was he willing to drive them. There is not even a place to repair cars in Daqing, and they are all left in the space to collect dust. This time, he was willing to take out this big red Ferrari because he only ran a short distance in the city.

The people of Daqing have never seen this before, they don’t even look at the emperor’s imperial chariot, they are all looking at it, hey~ see it!You don’t need someone to pull a horse and you can run by yourself~ I told you that Jun Sheng got up early the day he pulled Pang Sanlang back to the city. Last time I said that a big black guy can’t run as fast as a horse. You still don't believe it, do you believe it now?Everyone still doesn't believe it, this is a red one, and it doesn't run very fast, it can catch up with two legs without running.

The common people followed the closing guard of honor all the way to the Temple of Sacrifice to Heaven. Although they couldn’t enter, the shoulder-high wall of the platform couldn’t stop their curiosity. The guard of honor and hundreds of officials who opened the way had already stood up as usual. The emperor Only then did the imperial chariot slowly enter the gate, Jun Sheng followed closely behind, and the two cars drove all the way to the square.

The emperor got out of the carriage and walked to the right path leading to the altar, and the carriage drove aside. Jun Sheng waited for Pang Sanlang, who was sitting in the passenger seat, to get out of the carriage, and the carriage disappeared with a wave of his hand. The officials didn't know they were timid. Still getting old, Ga Beng fainted from fright, many people fell down due to weak legs, and the people outside the fence were even more frightened and silent.

Pang Sanlang walked slowly to his father's side and stood in the phalanx of the emperor's relatives. He saw Jun Sheng following behind the emperor, walking towards the Tiantai along the avenue that only the emperor could set foot on. The petals on the ground, when the wind blows, the petals fly up, reflecting Jun Sheng's white robe embroidered with cloud patterns, beautiful like a painting, imprinted in Pang Sanlang's eyes and heart.

After finishing the installation on the avenue of just tens of meters, Jun Sheng went up the steps step by step. In order not to lose the standard, this time the rice and wheat that had not been hulled were sprinkled on the steps. After walking 99 steps, he sprinkled them out. A full nine hundred and ninety-nine kilograms, the food has submerged the steps, and it looks like a slope.

The emperor stepped up to the last step first, turned around and stretched out his hand to Jun Sheng. Jun Sheng stretched out his hand and was pulled up to the high platform by the emperor. He lit the incense and inserted it into the cauldron. The hidden guards arranged by the emperor behind the high platform ignited the modern fireworks that Jun Sheng took out. Although it didn't look so amazing during the day, it could be seen that it was a blossoming of gorgeous fireworks, and the timid ones were scared back.

After the fireworks were finished, Jun Sheng started to pretend again. He first received the canonized jade document, which disappeared when he held it in his hand, and then said that there was a reward from heaven to the emperor, and he wanted to hand it over. The first wooden box contained a potato , the pamphlet under the potatoes describes how to grow potatoes, the second wooden box is a sweet potato, also with the pamphlet of planting methods, the third wooden box is a bottle of cloisonne dragon and phoenix Chengxiang Wuliangye, the fourth wooden box is The box is a very exquisite glass vase, except for Pang Sanlang who has seen his tricks and the emperor's father who is in collusion, the rest of the people saw him conjure things out of thin air, all the brave ones knelt on the ground trembling in fright, the timid ones But he didn't shiver, he was lying down a long time ago.

This is simply the most chaotic and nonsensical sacrifice to heaven in history. The head emperor of the sacrifice to heaven is full of sons, and the other protagonist Jun Sheng is a stunned young man who has no respect for ghosts and gods. Threatening people in various ways, even Feng Xuanzi, who knew Jun Sheng was an 'immortal king', knelt at Jun Sheng's feet, not to mention civil and military officials.

Those who fainted from fright, those who peed their pants, those who sat on the ground with weak legs and couldn't get up, anyway, they were full of ugliness.

As soon as the news of offering sacrifices to the sky spread, no one would believe it, not to mention that Jun Cheng was a sycophant, but no one dared to mention it. Those who wrote poems satirizing Jun Sheng before were all so scared that they became seriously ill and ran away. After going to the foot of Liuyun Mountain and crying and kowtowing, I felt much better. In fact, it was all a psychological effect, but they didn’t understand, so they passed on Jun Sheng, a living fairy, to become more and more amazing. Both the queen mother and the prince It's scary enough, not to mention those few Shengdou people.

When the rumors were spread before, the queen never believed it, otherwise she wouldn’t be able to see that the emperor has no money and subsidize him. The two have been together for 30 years. Who doesn’t know who, someone told her that Tanhualang looks like When Pang Sanlang was a teenager, she knew what was going on. Like her, she loved the house and made a fool of herself. When the news about the fairy king spread, the queen thought about it more and more and felt that something was wrong. She is not a stupid woman. After kneading it all together and analyzing it, she asked the emperor when he came back at night.

The emperor saw that he couldn't hide it anymore, so he told her what Feng Xuanzi said. The empress fell into the emperor's arms and cried bitterly. She also made the same decision as the emperor. Well, if you don't admit it, don't admit it, it's better than anything else if the child can live well, it's just not called father and mother, it's not that he can't see him anymore.

Jun Sheng has moved out of the city. As soon as the house in the city was about to be sold, it was snatched up by people who got the letter. The house where Xianjun lived, even his neighbors were harassed by people who wanted to buy the house. In the place where he lived, seeing that the price increase was ridiculous, Jun Sheng gave the house to the emperor. His father is also quite pitiful, he built a mountain for him, built a new house and spent all the money from his private house Empty.

The emperor got the filial piety from his son, so he exchanged it with Duke Ningguo, who had the most land, and exchanged it for a Zhuangzi. Then he transferred a few officials from Si Nong Temple to set up Xianliang Garden, and pulled a few carts from Jun Sheng. Potatoes and sweet potatoes went back to planting. He planned to sell the seeds after planting them. It would not be cheap for those bastards. Whoever wants the children of expatriates to grow immortal food to gain political achievements, come to him to buy it. It is not expensive anyway. Well, at least he has to double the small treasury, and he can't stand the empress's frugality this year.

Half a year after Chen Tian went back, Chen Zhong was sent over at the end of autumn, and he brought back a lot of plans written by Chen Tian, ​​and also took away the large box of camouflage uniforms and military boots and quilts in Juncheng's space. How many people did Tian buy to train there? In order to fill the gap in the money he wanted, Jun Sheng had already handed over all the account books of the restaurant, grain shop, and wine shop to him. What a monster, he did something that fits his current status.

Opening the furnace to make alchemy, Jun Sheng originally thought to get out the gunpowder, but when Pang Sanlang caught a cold, he rubbed a few large hawthorn pills stuffed with cold medicine, and finished Pang Sanlang. The royal relatives who came to ask for medicine Afterwards, I watched him blow up the furnace every day, blowing up Liuyun Mountain, which had no spring or water, into a mountain stream, and all the people who asked for medicine were scared away. Is the elixir something that ordinary people can eat, and they are not afraid of being blown up. abdomen.

After frying the furnace for a few months, Jun Sheng ran out of money. He had no choice but to blow up a side hall in the backyard, so he moved the pill furnace to the back mountain, and in the end, a mountain spring was blown out, and it was cleaned up. Fan built a gazebo and waterside pavilion and then moved it to another place, so that his back mountain was about to be blown up. After repairing and repairing, Jun Sheng who gave all the income to Chen Tian would have no money. The emperor is now more expensive than Jun Sheng. They are all poor, relying entirely on the queen to subsidize them, Jun Sheng scratched his head and tried to find a way to find money for himself.

Originally, Jun Sheng wanted to continue to sell 'elixir'. The big hawthorn pills packed with cold medicine and antipyretics would definitely cure illnesses, but no one dared to buy them like a fryer like him, so he couldn't sell medicines, so Jun Sheng sold wine instead. The price of Yingjialou in the capital is dozens of times more expensive. After all, he didn’t mix water this time. Now Yingjialou sells all white wine made by Wujiazhuang. Sell ​​it to make some money to make up for the loss of his fryer.

Since Jun Sheng took out the 'Xian Niang', Pang Sanlang ran Liuyun Mountain more diligently, so he would have two cups with Jun Sheng if he had nothing to do.Chen Tian may not be able to write a letter back in a month now. Jun Sheng feels that the bear boy has completely let him go. He is relieved and sad at the same time. Not happy, Pang Sanlang came to him for a drink, and Jun Sheng, who was in despair, drank with him. It happened to be drunk to relieve all worries, why bother to think so much.

Since entering the summer, Pang Sanlang noticed that Jun Sheng seemed to have begun to change. A fluffy beard began to grow on his bare chin. Although he couldn't see it unless he looked carefully, Jun Sheng's skin was too white. Then I noticed the difference. After observing quietly for a few months, I found that Jun Sheng seemed to have grown taller. When the two of them were drunk, he didn't hide what he said to Jun Sheng. Jun Sheng took out a measuring tape while hiccupping. After measuring it, it really grew by three centimeters, and now it is 1.7 meters five.

Jun Sheng didn't care much about growing taller, but Pang Sanlang thought carefully in his heart, whether his cousin has really descended to earth and started to grow taller, so he won't live forever, is that right? , can also be with me as a mortal?He looked at Jun Sheng, who was drinking mulled wine cup after cup, and fell into deep thought.

Ever since Jun Sheng became a national teacher, he has worked really hard not to be OOC, and now he wears that 'presidential face' trained by his grandfather all day long, noble, glamorous and inviolable, his eyes look down upon all sentient beings, Pang Sanlang For more than a year, I didn't dare to show the slightest bit. I was shocked by his current appearance. Not to mention the deeper and deeper infatuation with Jun Sheng, I also felt a helpless sense of inferiority, even dreaming. Jun Sheng descended from the sky in white clothes, and pulled him out of the endless darkness and blood. Unfortunately, every time he dreamed that Jun Sheng looked at him in disgust and then turned away. No matter how hard he chased him, he couldn't catch up come over.

The wine made me sad and sad, Jun Sheng was drunk, he climbed up to the top of the mountain with the jug in hand, he spread his arms to feel the coolness of the night wind, Pang Sanlang stood behind him, looking at Jun Sheng who seemed to be riding the wind away, The swaying appearance of that robe coincided with his dream, and he couldn't help stepping forward in a daze, and pulled Jun Sheng into his arms. The drunk Jun Sheng was blown by the wind, and he was already on his head, but he fell down when he dragged him Entering Pang Sanlang's arms, Jun Sheng chuckled, dropped the jug and caressed Pang Sanlang's face.

"You've been away for so long, have you ever thought about me? Hiccup~ I miss you a little..." Jun Sheng mistook Pang Sanlang for Chen Tian, ​​and fell asleep after speaking.

Pang Sanlang hugged Jun Sheng and sat down slowly on the ground. Jun Sheng smiled at him and touched his face. How surprised he was at that time, and how angry he was after Jun Sheng said that, and he was blown away. Pang Sanlang looked at Jun Sheng's peaceful sleeping face, the beast in his heart broke free from the cage, lifted Jun Sheng's head and kissed the lips he dreamed of, Jun Sheng, who was completely drunk, responded naturally, and the kiss ended, Pang Sanlang picked up Jun Sheng, and returned to Jun Sheng's bedroom with less than a cup of tea. He pressed Jun Sheng on the bed without even closing the door. He couldn't wait to tear off Jun Sheng's clothes, and kissed him one after another. mark.

The guard watching the night saw the door of the dormitory was wide open, and as soon as he poked his head in, he saw Pang Sanlang tore off Jun Sheng's clothes and buried his head to bite. He couldn't help but exclaimed. The bloodshot eyes looked like a demon escaping from the abyss. The guard was so frightened that he took a step back and rolled down the steps.

Pang Sanlang got up and chased him out. He raised his hand and drew out the soft sword at his waist to stab him. The guard was so frightened that he scrambled and shouted for help. The armor only escaped with its life, and when everyone came to subdue Pang Sanlang, the guard had already been stabbed bloody, and there was endless noise outside, and the drunken Jun Sheng was also woken up, and he staggered disheveledly when he got up After walking out, he leaned on the door frame of the dormitory and looked at it for a long time, but he didn't realize what was going on.

The guards knocked out the crazy Pang Sanlang, helped Jun Sheng back into the room with his clothes open, and sent someone down the mountain overnight to report to the emperor. It was just dawn, and the emperor was washing and changing clothes, and the guards told the fairy king of Liuyun Mountain The guards of the mansion went to the palace overnight to ask for an audience, and they summoned them without caring about many others. They learned that Pang Sanlang was possessed by an evil spirit and intended to do misdeeds to the national teacher. He was so frightened and angry that he was absent-minded throughout the morning court. After retiring from the court, he was about to get up and drive out of the palace, but was stopped at the gate of the palace by officials from the Queen Mother's party.

The Empress Dowager's party has secretly hated Empress Pang for many years. Knowing that "Pang Sanlang is possessed by an evil spirit", she stopped the royal driver and asked the emperor to burn the evil spirit to death, so as not to offend the immortal king. The emperor was anxious Not knowing what Jun Sheng was doing now, and unable to get rid of those officials, he took them out of the city and rushed to Liuyun Mountain.

Pang Sanlang was tied up and locked in the firewood room, and he woke up not long after. After he remembered what he had done, he regained his senses. Looking at the blood stains on his body, Pang Sanlang lay on the ground feeling ashamed. It was really irreparable, the brilliance in the eyes seemed to flow out with the tears, and the eyes gradually became hollow and lifeless.

After getting off the imperial chariot, the emperor trotted all the way into Jun Sheng's bedroom. Seeing him lying on the bed sprawled out, even kicking the quilt on the ground, he couldn't laugh or cry. He breathed a sigh of relief and walked over, smelling the smell of Jun Sheng's body. Smelling of alcohol, Jun Sheng opened his eyes after calling several times. Seeing his soft voice, he called out 'Father Emperor'. The emperor's heart softened when he called him. He patted Jun Sheng.

Jun Sheng was hungover and in a trance at first, but he came back to his senses when he said "Father Emperor". Just as he yawned, his chest was stabbed by the emperor's slap. Damn, there are several teeth marks, who bit me!The way Jun Sheng looked at the emperor was a bit wrong.

"Why is Your Majesty here?" Jun Sheng pretended to be nonchalant, straightened his clothes, and asked with a dry cough.

"I heard from the guards of the Xianjun Mansion that Sanlang was possessed by an evil spirit last night and wanted...to...to assassinate you. I rushed over after I left the court." The eldest child, his obsession with the young lady of the Zhao family who has never married is known to everyone in the capital. It is probably because of the demon possessed that he can do such a thing.

"Assassinate me? Did he bite the co-author? What kind of demon is so stupid, the assassin bites with his teeth, the guard is sick, what nonsense..." Jun Sheng was powerless to complain, and he guessed that Pang Sanlang was lying on the bed drunk. On him, he dreamed of eating something and bit him. The guards saw it and misunderstood it.It's no wonder Jun Sheng regards Pang Sanlang as a foodie, who made him so sick and burnt out that he cried for croquettes.

"Where did it bite you? Is it serious?" The emperor was even more convinced when he heard that Jun Sheng was bitten by Pang Sanlang. How could a normal person bite someone casually?

"It's not serious, just bitten two teeth marks, what about Saburo? Bite me and run away?" Jun Sheng rubbed his chest reflexively, felt it, and it didn't hurt if he didn't touch it, so he sent his father away to wipe some Anti-inflammatory drugs.

"He was arrested by the guards. I'll have someone bring him. Show him what kind of demon is behind it. Hurry up and expel Sanlang to wake up." The emperor's heart was half relieved, and he worried Speaking of Pang Sanlang, that is also the child he watched grow up, no worse than his own.

"...Bring it here." I looked at how drunk he was, Jun Cheng hid half of his words, now everyone said he was possessed by a demon, he couldn't explain that Pang Sanlang was drunk, pretended for a while Pretend to expose this matter and forget it.

Pang Sanlang was dragged out of the firewood room, no one dared to touch him, several people grabbed the ropes that bound him, and dragged him all the way to Jun Sheng, the queen dowagers who followed the emperor came one after another Avoiding, fearing that the evil spirits would violently attack and hurt people, Jun Sheng saw Pang Sanlang being dragged and thrown to the ground with his face full of tears, and suddenly became furious. He walked over and untied Pang Sanlang's rope, and helped him up.

"Sanlang? Sanlang? Wake up!" Jun Sheng wiped Pang Sanlang's face with his sleeve while trying to wake him up, but when Pang Sanlang opened his eyes, his eyes were empty and he didn't know where to look. Jun Sheng was anxious immediately, Is it because the guards frightened Saburo?Jun Sheng patted Pang Sanlang's face with a little effort, and Pang Sanlang just rolled his eyes stupidly, looking over in a daze.

"Cousin!" Pang Sanlang uttered these two words almost breathlessly, if he hadn't leaned against Jun Sheng, Jun Sheng wouldn't have heard his voice.

"I'm here, don't be afraid, don't be afraid!"

"Your Majesty! National Teacher! Pang Sanlang has obviously lost his mind and is possessed by an evil spirit. It is better to burn the evil spirit to death as soon as possible!"

"Your Majesty! Such filthy demons must not be indulged!"

"Master, don't be confused by this demon, he is no longer Pang Sanlang!"

"Shut up! Mere mortals dare to judge evil things arbitrarily! Get off this seat!" Jun Sheng raised his head and looked at the crowd with malicious faces. He said "evil devil" on the left and "burned to death" on the right, which made Jun Sheng's ear-piercing ear-piercing. This group of old queen dowagers!

Jun Sheng handed Pang Sanlang to the emperor behind him, stood up and grasped it in the air, and took out the 'sword' that his grandfather used for morning exercises from the space, and when he buckled the spring, the sword popped out three inches with a crisp sound, Jun Sheng Slowly withdrew the sword and pointed at the ministers, "Go away! Otherwise, don't blame me for beheading you under the sword!"

The ministers were taken aback by the sword conjured by Jun Sheng empty-handed, and then they remembered that the national teacher was not a mortal at all. They backed away in panic, and were forced out of the bedroom by Jun Sheng holding the sword, and then the door slammed and shut them in. out the door.

Jun Sheng's chest heaved in anger, he put away his sword and returned to his body, Pang Sanlang had already been put on the bed by the emperor, and he was still in that dazed state, when he saw Jun Cheng walking over, he reached out and grabbed Jun Sheng's clothes, full of tears. His face was desperate and sad, but he pursed his lips tightly and didn't say a word.

Jun Sheng held Pang Sanlang's hand very distressed, and patted it lightly in a reassuring way. Pang Sanlang let go of his clothes and tightly grasped Jun Sheng's hand. He carefully rubbed his hand over and put his face against Jun Sheng's. on the thigh.

"Your Majesty, I'd like to take care of Saburo, and you should quickly take away those filthy bastards outside!" Jun Sheng angered the emperor who brought the queen dowager's party, and issued an order to expel the guests.

"Then I'm going back to the palace first. You take good care of Saburo, and I won't let them come again." The emperor sighed, got up and went out, and got on the imperial chariot without even looking at the group of queen dowagers. All the officials looked at each other. Not daring to leave behind the bad luck of touching Jun Sheng, he followed the imperial chariot down the mountain in desperation.

"You are not allowed to drink in the future, you were so drunk that you almost didn't get into the fire, you careless bastard!" Jun Sheng took off his shoes and climbed onto the bed, his temples were throbbing, and he was suffering from a hangover headache I don't want to do anything and I don't want to care.

Pang Sanlang saw that Jun Sheng didn't chase him away, but instead got into bed and lay beside him. Seeing that Jun Sheng frowned and closed his eyes to continue sleeping, he didn't say anything, just quietly rubbed over, tightly He also fell asleep next to Jun Sheng.