Mountain God Camouflage Raiders

---------How did Jun Sheng travel through ---------

Agent: Orange~ Your popularity has dropped recently, I found a good script for you, it's about the end of the world, and there's room for you, the main character is a domineering president style, a handsome, cool, domineering actor!Do you want to be king in the last days?Punch abilities, kick zombies!Is there any excitement!

Jun Sheng: No ┑(￣Д￣)┍

Agent: It's because you're homeless and lazy that your popularity has dropped!I don't care, the contract has already been signed, and I will report to the crew tomorrow!

The next day

Jun Sheng [pushes open the door]: Huh?How about the ancient scene, ah~ Sorry, I went wrong.

Director: I am right, I am right, you should read the script first. [A honeyed light flashed across his eyes, and he gave a signal to the screenwriter and production manager, and the two quickly dragged Cheng Cheng in and closed the door in one go]

Jun Sheng: Help qaq, people are being trafficked here!I'm going to ring the rattle!Huh?Why is there no signal on the phone?

Director: Have you seen that mountain, climb it now and sleep, and shoot the first scene tomorrow morning

Jun Sheng: Don’t, don’t, don’t~ Don’t do this~ People will die!I really went to the wrong door qaq

Director: What about the martial arts director?Let's drag him up first!

Master Wu: Director, you called me?Son smash~ Come here and carry this weak chicken up the mountain!

Wan Haowu: Dad~ I'm coming~ Be good~ Don't be afraid~ I'll hug you up~

Jun Sheng: You two bad guys~ errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

----------The war between the mountain god and the wotou---------

Jun Sheng: The director, I think if I get into a fight with that thing, it will lower my composure [Actor wearing a cartoon inflatable steamed stuffed bun costume with his fingers]

Director: Then you made this pot of cornbread and I will change the script [Take out a pot of cornbread made by the Chen family]

Jun Sheng: What about the martial arts instructor?Add a few more moves for beating him! 【Cold face】

-------------- Amateur bandits in Iron Bull Village -----------

Jun Sheng: Director!director!The pigs in Chen's yard are so annoying!Strongly request to remake yesterday's scene, I was wrong, I don't like piglets anymore qaq

Director: If you say re-shoot, re-shoot!Don't you know that the crew has limited funds? [Rolls up the script and knocks Jun Sheng on the head]

Jun Sheng: Screenwriter, please!Find a way to get the pig away! 【Hug the screenwriter's thigh】

Chen Tian: After changing the script, I will treat you to dinner [facial paralysis face]

Screenwriter: (⊙v⊙) Really!director!I think this is better than this!

Director: Who pays for the new extras?

Jun Sheng: I don’t know if it’s okay to pay with pigs?

Director: It is also a way, but after the filming of this scene is over, the crew will have nothing to eat

Jun Sheng: Just get rid of the pig! 【Anyway, I have meat in my space】

Director: Drama Manager!Go outside and find a few extras to act as bandits blocking the road. Be sloppy, thinner, and play cute first.

The director of the play went out, and after a while brought back several villagers from Tieniu Village

Director: Can you tell me how cute these things are?

Actors: Director, he is stuttering!We're going to let him shout slogans, and then this, this, this, this

Director: ...that's the price, who made the crew poor, ah~ what about the long epic masterpiece that was agreed upon /(tot)/

-------------About the reconstruction of the mountain temple-------------

Jun Sheng: Didn't you agree that I'm just a counterfeit?

Director: The plot needs it!

Jun Sheng: If you build a temple, then build a temple, why make me a statue!

Director: Your Tiantian requested

Jun Sheng: I want to make a resignation report!

Director: Tianting's personnel department is very busy

Jun Sheng: I don't care, I just admit that I am now the honorary principal of Wujiazhuang Hope Primary School!

Director: As long as you are happy╭(╯^╰)╮

Jun Sheng: Hey hey hey!Those who come to visit the school, please respect yourself!Don't touch between the legs of the headmaster's statue to beg for a child!

Chen Tian: Who?Who touched my orange? [Run out from the crew kitchen with a kitchen knife]

---------About Mrs. Chen---------

Old Mrs. Chen: Director, please change the script, I don’t want to part with my baby Sheng~ [crying bitterly]

Jun Sheng: Grandma~ I can't bear to part with you too~ [Tears in eyes]

Mrs. Chen: Shengwa~

Jun Sheng: Grandma~

Two people hold hands and look at each other with tears

Director: Have you read the next script? [Husky contemptuous face]

Mrs. Chen & Jun Sheng: Huh? [Open the next page of the script]

Mrs. Chen: What?I want to play sweet?I will drop in popularity!I refuse to act in such a dark plot!

Jun Sheng: What?Want to hit my house sweet?Director, what do you want to do?

Director: Isn't this eyeing Qixi Festival┑(￣Д￣)┍The screenwriter's single dog, you know

Screenwriter: What's wrong with me?What happened to being single?What happened to the dog?Believe it or not, I will let you be in minutes!Aww, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof [Mad dog mode is already on]

Everyone: Let's stop irritating him [cover face]

Chen Tian and the crew's makeup artist hiding in the corner

Chen Tian: Remember to paint me as miserable as you want, paint on my face!

Makeup artist: But what if the face is disfigured?

Chen Tian: Is it important to have an orange face?Seeing that Pang Sanlang is about to appear on the stage, if he doesn't let his heart soften, I will become a male supporting role!

--- Strange things in Wujiazhuang ---

Wu Lizheng: Recently, the family always loses food for no reason. I bought a lot of rat medicine but didn't catch a single mouse.

Dark Guard No. x [raise hand]: I ate it!By the way, all the mice that robbed me of food have been killed by me and thrown out.

Wu Lizheng: I didn't drink that day and slept until noon the next day

Dark Guard No. x [raise hand]: I gave you a confession drug, and asked you to confess the inside story

Wu Lizheng: The school on the mountain has recently attracted many strangers to visit the statue of the principal

Dark Guard No. x [raise hand]: That's the painter I hired to copy the statue of the mountain god

Wu Lizheng: Damn, I beat you to death!

Dark Guard No. x: Boss, help qaq

--- Mrs. Chen after Jun Sheng left ---

Mrs. Chen: I knew that after filming the scene where I played Tiantian, I would definitely hide me!

Reporter: How did you make this judgment?

Old Mrs. Chen: Tiantian brought money into the group, why don't you make it?His own mother is that bastard Brown, the one who wrote long comments to the screenwriter!Jumping up and down outside the set every day to cheer for her son, everyone should be familiar with her, right?

Reporter: What about then?

Mrs. Chen: Oh~ she is still the screenwriter’s default daughter-in-law. Although the wounds from the beating are basically special effects, the audience doesn’t buy it. When the director saw this situation, the crew didn't bring our whole family with them when they changed the copy.

Director: Mouth!It is obvious that the crew is short of funds, and all members cannot enter the next scene...

Pang Sanlang [random entry]: Damn old woman, who do you think is the default!Daughter-in-law!woman!

Mrs. Chen: I'm talking nonsense!I'm going to ask the screenwriter to send me a lunch box, and the dog will bring out the crew!

Chen Tian: Sick and dead, a perverted brother-obsessed idiot!

Pang Sanlang: Sick, perverted, brother-loving, soft-hearted!

The two disagreed and tore apart...

Screenwriter [coming late]: Huh?Isn't it Mrs. Chen's press conference?Why are you two fighting again?

Chen Tian & Pang Sanlang: He bullied me! [Crying and full of grievances]

Screenwriter: The two of you tell my son about this, remember to bring this expression, I am optimistic about you~ Hee hee hee~

Mrs. Chen & Director: Da Da fell ill again, let's stay away.

---About Orange Awakened the Great Power---

Jun Sheng: There is a seven-year-old little blue boy sealed in my body right now, I feel cute o(*￣▽￣*)o

Emperor: Occasionally look at me with wet little eyes, and call me 'Father Emperor', my heart goes soft [cover chest]

Chen Tian: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ Such a cute orange was never shown to me! The screenwriter begs to return to Beijing!

Pang Sanlang: Is there such a thing?How do I not notice?Cousin is so noble, glamorous and inviolable now...【Moron like】

Empress: The screenwriter greatly asks for more drama, and I also want to hear about my mother's empress [Plug Red Envelope]

Screenwriter: Can this uncle be bought with such a small amount of money!

Queen: It's just a deposit, Daddy. My husband has spent all his money. How about giving Daddy half of the bonus when he grows sweet potatoes and sells them next year?

Screenwriter: (⊙v⊙)?Then I will set the price a little higher, and write that private sales are not allowed!That's right, that's it, you guys chat first, and I'll go back and change the script.

-----About space well water is about to expire-----

Screenwriter: Son~ The ten-year period is over, and you are about to start growing again. Tell your dad what you want to look like?

Jun Sheng: I want a height of 188!Eight pack abs!The strength can carry the tripod!People can stand on their fists, horses can be run on their arms, and cars can be blocked by extending their legs!

Screenwriter: Do you want to let you grow thick hair and climb the tallest building in the world to masturbate?

Jun Sheng: Although the plot is weird, it sounds sweet (⊙v⊙)

Screenwriter: That's the script of the crew of "King Kong" next door

Jun Sheng: _(:3ゝ∠)_Are you still my real father?Treat me like a monkey?

Screenwriter: Obviously you started talking nonsense and making trouble for no reason, did you treat your father and me as funny?_(:3ゝ∠)_

Director: Would you like to ask Tiantian and Chubby for their opinions?

Screenwriter: It’s useless to ask, if you don’t believe me, go ahead.

Director: Oh. [Raising the small speaker] Sweet, Chubby, the scriptwriter wants to add a play to you, come quickly~

Chen Tian & Pang Sanlang: [All the way you push me and rush towards you with lightning speed] I~~come~~la~~~what's the matter?

Director: Cheng Cheng is about to start growing, what do you want him to look like?

Chen Tian & Pang Sanlang: [Star Eyes] Really!I like whatever it looks like!

Director: Sure enough, the question is the same as Bai Wen_(:3ゝ∠)_The screenwriter is really amazing!