son is beautiful

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The last two chapters have not been approved for a long time, why why why!

[11] The troubles of the village master

Xi Pannan's heart tightened at Huabukai's question, she pretended to scratch her head to delay the time, and at the same time, she wondered how much the stupid big man believed her in.After deliberating over and over again, Xipannan pointed to the doorpost and replied, "I'm thinking about this."

Looking in her direction, the flowers are not blooming and I see an ugly flower, a broken knife, and a piece of rotten paper. I don't know why, "What's the point of this?"

Guessing that he didn't understand, Xi Pannan explained patiently: "I found it as soon as I went out. It looks like a letter. You should know that I am illiterate. I was about to pull it out and show it to my son to read. It happened that you came here .”

Then she patted her forehead, pretending to have suddenly realized, "Look at my brain, Dahua, you have studied, and you are the most knowledgeable family member in our villages, come and help me to see what is written in the letter .”

"This...isn't appropriate?" Hua Bukai shied away, but his movements were very straightforward. He tore off the letter with a knife, bent down to pick up the little flower that fell on the ground, and shook it in front of Xipannan. , mocked: "The sender had a heart, and he put a flower on purpose for fear that you wouldn't see it. It's just that, with so many choices, he chose the ugliest one. His vision is really bad!"

Xi Pannan's face twitched, resisting the urge to kick a certain man away, and gritted his teeth to agree: "Well, what you said is right."

After finally opening the letter, the flowers couldn't bloom and began to comment on the handwriting: "I have to say, this person's handwriting is really beautiful, vigorous and powerful, just like..."

Some people can't boast, otherwise it is easy to push their noses on their faces.

Xi Pannan squeezed his fat waist with his hand, "Don't just talk nonsense, read the letter quickly!"

Huabukai rubbed the sore spot and read word by word, but after a while, she stopped laughing and told her seriously that this is a letter of war.

Then, with a gloating smile, "Old Xi, someone is going to steal your husband!"

Then cheered with an excited vibrato: "I'm so happy, I can watch martial arts scenes again!"

This kind of reaction of watching the excitement and not thinking it was a big deal made Xi Pannan feel so regretful that he wanted to cry. He thought it would be more authentic to say it from the mouth of Hua Bukai, a foreign villager, but unexpectedly this is the result.

So, she hurriedly put her index finger to her lips and made a hush gesture, telling the flowers to be quiet before they bloom, and allowing her and her staff to think about countermeasures.

"There's nothing to discuss about it. A majestic bandit king has always taken other people's shares. Today, he was ridden on his head by a bunch of shit. No one can bear it. Anyone who bears it will be a mother." Bitch!"

Hua Bukai's tone was tough, and her resentment was difficult to calm down. A few words blocked all Xi Pannan's next words, forcing her to change the topic, trying to divert his attention by eating.

It's a pity that after eating, even with a plate of her most beloved chicken legs, it could not stop the spread of "someone threatened Xi Pannan with force to abandon his handsome husband" from all over the world.

It was the owner of Mushroom Village who was the first to feed back the news to Xipannan.

At that time, she was eating with Hua Bukai, when suddenly a gray pigeon flew down from the sky, flapping its wings, ruining the good meal.It took a long time for everyone to remove a piece of paper from the pigeon's foot, which read:

Master Xizhai, I advise you to fight against the imperial court to the end.Because, once you lose your husband, you will become second-hand, and it will be very difficult to find someone as stunning as Zhu Hua.As a person who has experienced it, I want to tell you responsibly that it is so miserable to be lonely and have no one to feed you.

Immediately afterwards, for several days, people from other villages successively sent messages or equipment such as scissors, bricks, embroidery needles, etc., to expand Master Xi's arsenal, hoping that she could win this match that seemed to have no chance of winning. defense.

Xi Pannan has a deep understanding of what it means to lift a rock and shoot himself in the foot.Then, she turned her mind to Zhu Hua's shadow guard.

"Sir, you are so powerful, can you help my lady through this crisis?"

Zhu Hua stared at the book, and without raising his head, he replied to her: "Young lady is overrated. As a husband, you have only a physical body, and you don't know magic spells, and you can't transform a hundred thousand elite soldiers."

"Don't you have a shadow guard, help me impersonate it?"

Zhu Hua's silence made Xi Pannan mistakenly think that he had persuaded her, but the other party suddenly smiled and asked jokingly: "My lady, people say that quick wits make wise people, why do you insist on doing the opposite?"

That means she is stupid!Xipan Nan groaned and climbed onto the bed, and threw his head in, determined not to talk to Mr. Zhu, who even beat around the bush when he cursed!

Not long after, the sound of even breathing came from the bed curtain.Zhu Hua put down his book, and walked to the bedside lightly. When he opened the curtain, he saw a silly Pannan who was sleeping very badly.Bending down, tucking her exposed hands and feet into the quilt little by little.

The shadow guard outside the window who kept everything in his eyes asked his companion in bewilderment: "You said why didn't the master tell Master Xizhai that General Liu will really bring a team of troops to rescue her tomorrow?"