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There used to be a saying in China, across the Internet, no one knew whether his netizen was a dog or not.

Now, Lei Ting's netizens are chatting happily with a dog without knowing what he looks like, and they are hit so hard that they want to vomit blood from time to time.

How can this "my master doesn't know I can surf the Internet" be so smart? !

The good citizens of the new century were depressed, and secretly slandered this netizen as definitely not human!

I have to say, they are the truth.

Lei Tingwang knocked on the light button triumphantly, 【Why are you not talking anymore?Have you been hit?Baa ha ha ha! 】

A piece of ellipsis.

At this moment, Lei Ting completely forgot about the arrogance and aloofness of his majestic Liuyan Venerable, and only cared about showing off his IQ in front of stupid humans, [It's really boring, I'm down. 】

After thinking about it, it was still boring, so Lei Ting decided to play games.

I heard it's fun!

Zhan Mingcang walked away in silence for a while, then waved his hand to signal Zhan Yi to continue talking, "Hurry up, get out when you're done, don't waste my time."

Battle One: "..."

Lei Ting is playing a holographic online game. Since it is just getting started, it doesn't have much technical content, basically just a little bit.

Perhaps because of his strong spiritual sense, the initial level of Jianhao is level [-], which unlocks most of the functions.

The sect he joined was Lingxiao Yaoting, which was ranked fourth in the entire server. For no reason, he was the Demon King, self-willed.

Lei Ting is not interested in dungeons and secret realms, but he is very interested in martial art channels.

In his previous life, his favorite game was to put on a cool look and then pretend to be careless to tease the Sovereign Lord, which always made that talented but unborn young man blush.

He has molested the suzerains of other people's families, except for the very serious master Tanna, they are all very fun and cute.

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The nickname Lei Ting gave himself is "Thousands of Changes", which is too long to be called. He said that he understands the sadness of looking at the name but not knowing how to call it.

Because there used to be a young disciple named "Bai Yao" in the Dao Sect of Myriad Tribulations in the previous life.

After yawning, Thunder knocked on the door:

Thousands of changes: [Bangju, are you there? 】

A Xia: [What's wrong? 】

Thousands of changes: [Actually, I get airsick. 】

A Xia: [⊙﹏⊙? 】

It took a while for the poor leader to realize that it was the reason for the message on the guild bulletin board.

Guild Bulletin Board: If you don’t go for three days, the spaceship ticket has already been booked.

In short, in a nutshell, one word: Get out!

A Xia: [Don't worry, as long as you say so, I won't kick you. 】

Lei Ting chewed a piece of jerky, and then resolutely abandoned JC.

Thousands of changes: 【Xia Xia is so nice~】

A-Xia: [Hey~*** is so pissy. 】

Thousands of opportunities and changes: [Help help!You must have made a shy face!They are all blocked by the system! 】

A Xia: [No. 】

A Xia: [*****! 】

Axia: [*]

Thousands of changes: [Bang Ju Tsundere!Come one! 】

A Xia: 【··································· 】

Thousands of changes: [Oh, oh, it really is arrogant!mwah! 】

Asha: 【·····】

The poor leader of Lingxiao Demon Court who had been molested for a long time went offline, with deep sadness.

Thousands of opportunities and changes: [Help the little public! ⊙▽⊙ run away~]

Lei Ting watched it for a while, and then went to brush up the dungeon to do daily work.

But he silently added one more item to his online game routine: daily molesting help.

After thinking for a while, Lei Ting hacked into the backstage to modify his online information, changed it to offline, and then sneaked into the guild channel again secretly.

Seeing him go off the assembly line, Ah Xia immediately climbed up again.

Ai Lu: [Sect Leader, why are you in such a panic? 】

A-Xia: [There is a guy who is particularly unscrupulous. 】

Ai Lu: 【You mean the Thousand Machines?He is always you, do you have JQ? 】

A Xia【***!No! !Laozi is a man, don't you know? 】

Ai Lu: [Hehe, I understand. 】

A Xia: [Fuck. 】

Lei Ting took a look, and felt that this Ai Lu was as fun as A Xia, and it was worth flirting with.

(Author: (_) This person's role setting is written with a trick, definitely not me.)

A Xia: [It's time to get off work, I've found it. 】

Thousands of machines are ever-changing: [Daily life! 】

A-Xia: [You go to Ai Lu and you. 】

Thousands of changes: [No, you are better at flirting. 】

A Xia: 【**************! ! ! 】

"The master is offline"

Thousands of changes: [Ai Lu? 】

Ai Lu: [Why? 】

Thousands of machines and ever-changing: 【Green green~】

Thousands of Changes: [What do you think of this name? 】

Ai Lu: [Whatever you want. 】

Thousands of opportunities and changes: [Lu'er~~~ Come one! 】

Ai Lu was also gorgeously messed up in the background, and felt that what Axia said was right.

Ai Lu: [Speak well! 】

Thousands of changes: [Jealous?Well, he is my little princess, and you are my little angel, okay? 】

Lei Ting praised his flirting skills again.

Thousands of changes: [Green green?Still not happy? 】

Ai Lu was still in a mess.

Thousands of changes: [Green green? 】

Ai Lu: [Poop, can you stop doing this? 】

Thousands of changes: [Why do you call me poop? 】

Ai Lu: [You are dirty! 】

Thousands of changes: [Where did I get dirty?I saw them all so*! 】

Thousands of machines and ever-changing:【*】

Thousands of changes: [Cao]

Ai Lu took pleasure in other's misfortune: [Also said you are not dirty!All blocked! 】

Thousands of changes: [Forget it, let's start a private chat, voice, I will let you know what is dirty. 】

In fact, Lei Tingwang is also full of confusion, and decides to search for what is "dirty" later.

There was no other way, so I habitually pretended to be cowardly.

"Ai Lu is offline"

Lei Ting breathed a sigh of relief, then put down his light brain, feeling a little hungry.

Ai Lu also put down her brain, her cheeks flushed slightly.

Damn... She never expected that this guy would be so bold!

It's a pity that she didn't know that the other end of the optical brain was Wang.

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