[Quick Pass] On how to embark on the road to prosperity

"Welcome everyone to watch Entertainment XXX. I am the host Xiaowu, and you can also call me littlefive. Photographer, photographer, I asked you to shoot me, not the location. The camera is facing me, and the camera is facing me!"

"The lighting engineer, the lighting is on, the lighting is on!"

"Hey, director, director, why did you take my box lunch! Put it down, put it down!"

"Wow, it really is a high-end entertainment show, and the venues are different." Xi Jiutong looked at this place, and she nodded.

As soon as the host saw Xi Jiutong and Ruan Jinyu, he hurriedly called the makeup artist. "Come, come, take Xuedian and Jinyu to make up backstage, hurry up! Speed ​​up!" A second later, Xi Jiutong and Ruan Jinyu were brought backstage to put on makeup.

"System, what are the basics of this program?"

Xi Jiutong asked the system, she had watched TV before, and there were activities in XX Base Camp and XX Upward, probably similar to those variety shows.

【Host, if you think this way, you’re making a very wrong typo! (ω)】

"What?" Xi Jiutong looked at the system suspiciously.

[I said, this variety show is very different from the variety shows in the real world, very big! 】

"... Huh? (●—●)"

It wasn't until Xijiutong came on stage that she realized how corrupt and lily the quiz on this variety show was.

After all the artists put on their makeup, the host took the microphone and said loudly, since this was a live broadcast, Xi Jiutong and Ruan Jinyu were very careful.

"Welcome everyone to watch Entertainment XXX, I'm the host Xiao Wu! I think the viewers who have watched our show know what kind of show we are, come on, we have Mina-san on the scene to introduce myself first! "

After finishing speaking, the host gave the microphone to Xi Jiutong who was standing beside him, and Xi Jiutong was so nervous that he couldn't speak.

"Wow! It's the first time I've seen an actress nervous. Don't worry, Xuedian, this is a very humane show. As you can see, we specially invited the crew of "I Love You" this time." , and specially invited actor Ye Bo to participate!"

The audience applauded, and Xi Jiutong heard from the agent that this program was of great help to Ruan Jinyu, because this program also attracted a lot of attention, so it also had a high degree of exposure.

"It is said that Xuedian is very cold, but I don't think so, Xuedian is cute."

Xi Jiutong smiled helplessly, the host is also cute.

"Those who have watched the movie and watched the leading role are good, but for those who have watched the movie but not the leading role, the baby will hit you."

"Okay, let's not talk nonsense, let's enter the first game: walking alone!"

Walking on a single tree... what the hell is this!Xi Jiutong grumbled in her heart.

"The rules of the game are like this. As the name suggests, walking on a single log is of course going to the other side from this single log. There is a ball under the single log. Whoever falls will be punished. Well, punishment is not just Sing and dance, we want something exciting! (ω)”

Host, you have to be cute too, I've seen your kaomoji!

A supporting actor was the first to challenge. He walked carefully on the single-plank bridge. Although he was very careful, he fell down because he didn't keep up well in the later stage.

"Congratulations to this kid's shoe for winning the lottery! Please come up to our failure zone. (ω)"

"Yiyingying(_)" the supporting actor started crying like a girl.

This is subject to it!definitely is!

"Host, I'll come!" Xi Jiutong hurriedly called the host, who smiled and clapped loudly and said, "Welcome Xuedian dare to come and die, oh no, dare to come and participate!" Everyone applauded.Xi Jiutong was speechless, I heard what you just said clearly!

"Huh ~ the system gives me a buff!"

[Host, you really can add buffs casually. 】

"of course."

After the buff was added, Xi Jiutong's name 6 flew up and walked over in two or three steps. Ruan Jinyu almost didn't call her daughter-in-law so handsome!

"Sure enough, the Snow Palace is the Snow Palace, and this can be easily passed, Emma, ​​I am almost becoming your little fan girl." The host said looking at Xi Jiutong.

Hitomi Xijiu gave an OK comparison, what a joke (><)!

Yebo reluctantly walked over, and so did Fengqiao, and Ruan Jinyu was the only one left, who fell down within two steps.

"Okay, congratulations to our Jin Yu and that who (the author doesn't want to think of the name_(:3」∠)_) won the first prize! "

"嘿嘤嘤(┯_┯)"

The host gently pulled Ruan Jinyu and the supporting actor loudly talking about the punishment items through the microphone.

"Hey, male supporting role, your punishment is pole dancing! As for Jinyu... Kiss everyone present for ten seconds!"

"Nani (ー_ー)!!" Ruan Jinyu and the supporting actor said in surprise in unison.It's fine with pole dancing, why do I want relatives!

The supporting actor had learned to dance before, but he hadn't learned pole dancing, so after he finished dancing, everyone laughed, and it was Ruan Jinyu's turn. Ruan Jinyu looked at Xi Jiutong, she was pretty good, and she was looking for a wife!

Ruan Jinyu strode towards Xi Jiutong, Xi Jiutong understood what she was going to do, so naturally, she was ready.

The next thing everyone saw was that Ruan Jinyu threw herself towards the Queen of Shadow Snow Palace, hugged her and kissed her directly.

"Take a picture, take a picture, take a picture!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhly

"I said that Jinyu is attacking you, but you still don't believe me, if Jinyu is attacking, raise your hand!" All the audience raised their hands!

"I'm so excited, I'm so excited!"

The auditorium has exploded!

After everyone quieted down, it was already a few minutes later, and soon, the host announced the entry into the second session.

"Welcome to the second part of the quiz with prizes. This program is sponsored by Moss XX Yogurt."

The prize quiz is a personal project, and the host read the content: "As the name suggests, there is a prize quiz, I ask you to answer..." I know this even if you don't tell me!

"But! After our high-IQ lighting engineers put out the questions, no one has been able to get them all right (≧≦)"

So, how difficult is the question...

"System, prepare buff."

[Report to the host, I have finished standby! 】

"So, are you all ready?" The host asked Ruan Jinyu and the others with a wink.Everyone nodded, please stop winking, host!

The host did not know where to get out a remote control, he pressed the button on the remote control, and five answering machines popped up in the middle.Xi Jiutong secretly thought, high-end goods.

"Please stand behind the answering machines and press the red button in front of you to answer." The host explained.

"Are you all ready?"

"Ready!"

"Listen up! Question [-]: Who is called Benzina by the two-dimensional masses?"

"Huh?" Except for Xi Jiutong, the other three were confused, wait, what kind of question is this!Never heard of it!

Xi Jiutong was speechless, is this question very difficult?She clicked the clicker.

"Yuki Asuna in Sword Art Online, the game name is Asuna, because she has a lot of books, so she is called Honko Na, or, the king of books, the ship girl doesn't have as many books as her." Hitomi Xijiu Of course I know, I used to read books a lot.

"Wow, actress, are you Two-dimensional?"

"Yeah, I have been in the industry for ten years." According to my age, it should be ten years in the industry. I have been exposed to Dragon Ball since I was seven years old, and I have almost finished reading Hayao Miyazaki's works.

The host gave Chaoxi Jiutong a thumbs up. Damn, I finally found a friend. It's not easy.

"I hope to have an in-depth discussion with you, Snow Queen, after the recording of the show. Here's a digression. What do you like to do, Queen of Shadows?"

"Hmm... let's go to the major comic exhibitions to cosplay. I personally like the cosplay in Hatsune Miku." Xi Jiutong replied, she really loves cosplay, and she has several sets of C costumes at home.

Ye Bo was surprised, he didn't expect his younger sister to have so many hobbies.

"Well, let's not talk nonsense, the second question! Please listen to an audio and guess the name of the song."

After speaking, the host began to play the audio.

"...Ah~ah~ah~mmmmmmmmmm..."

Moderator, what do you mean!Don't you see that everyone is ashamed!

Fengqiao felt that he had heard it somewhere, but he couldn't remember the name, ahhh, what the hell is it!Ye Bo feels that the aesthetics of these children are a little different now. Is it because he is too old to keep up with the rhythm of this world?

Xi Jiutong pressed the button again, and she said with a deadpan expression: "Majestic."

"Xuedian answered two questions correctly."

Nima, I can listen to this song every day at home!

【Host, actually it sounds good to watch (_)】

"I have heard (●—●)"

"There are five questions in total. Listen carefully to the third question. What are the names of the four sisters in the movie "Generation X"?"

This time it was Fengqiao who answered: "Lin X, Gu X, Tang XX, Nan X"

"Congratulations to Fengqiao for getting the three volumes of "X Generation" presented by this program, please read it slowly when you go home."

"Ah, okay okay."

What a fun show.

"The last question! If your ex-girlfriend asks you to get back together, will you agree?"

"...What kind of question is this..."

Ye Bo was the first to press the button: "Everyone knows I'm gay, I'm sorry, I can't answer this question."

Immediately afterwards, Fengqiao also pressed the button: "Well, no, probably, after all, they are all exes, but it also depends on who splits up."

Ruan Jinyu: "I will not break up with Xuedian."

Xijiu Tong: ...Where is your IQ, Sao girl?

The auditorium exploded again!

When Xi Jiutong saw the news after participating in the show, she realized that she was on the headlines?Then look at the reporters in front of you, why are there so many!

The author has something to say:

I finally understood, so I wrote this world just because of the water!Sure enough, the type of entertainment needs to be improved (?;︵;`), by the way, I will enter V next Monday, and I will update three times on the day I enter V, and I will update in the morning. Those little ones want to play sword three, take me with you, I'm a military lady!