Nine Thoughts

The head of the bandit village is a rough man with a beard, and the second head of the bandit village is handsome.

These two people sat side by side in the hall, one black and one white face, inexplicably harmonious and inexplicably funny.

They looked at each other and looked down at the young man of unknown origin.

After examining for a long time, the second leader said leisurely: "Who are you?" The young man opened his mouth, turned his head to look at the bandit A on the left, and said tentatively: "Rejuvenation? Wax to prevent cold? Wait, this slang Why is it different from what I learned?"

"" Bandit A couldn't help rolling his eyes, "What nonsense? Our second master asked who you are!"

"Oh!" The young man came to a sudden, and bowed respectfully to the two sitting above, "Hello, two masters, my name is An Le, safe and happy An Le.

Well, I want to join your village and ask the head of the family to give me a meal. "

The two masters looked at each other again, with some doubts.

Although this young man named An Le is stupid, he has an upright appearance, a righteous and awe-inspiring demeanor, and a rather vigorous figure. He is a practicing family boy.

For a person like him, where is it not good to find a job, but he wants to join the bandits?Either he committed a crime and was cornered, or he had other purposes.

Erdangjia cleared his throat, and said: "There is a saying that heroes don't ask where they come from, and we don't ask you where you came from.

But since you come to defect, you have to pay a "vote name" to comply with the rules. "

An Le said: "I understand, I brought the certificate, but it was touched by that person just now."

As he spoke, he turned to look at Bandit B on the right.

Bandit B was taken aback: "Nonsense!"

"The package you took away is my voting certificate."

An Le said, "Don't tell me you've finished eating."

"I..." Bandit B was at a loss for words for a while, and looked at Bandit A on the left.

Bandit A hurriedly said: "What do you want me to do? I believe in Buddhism and am a vegetarian.

You won't really finish eating, will you? Bandit B wiped the sweat from his forehead: "Master, don't listen to his nonsense."

That’s not a certificate of honor, it’s just food, and I’ll eat it if I eat it.”

"Eat all three chickens? You have a good appetite."

An Le sincerely admired it.

Er Dangjia's face darkened: "What chicken?"

"It's the roast chicken made by the small kitchen of the Jiusi County Yamen for the county magistrate and the government officials. I stole it on purpose and wanted it as a surrender to join the gang. Unfortunately, alas!" An Le sighed, "I can't do anything like this Well, why don't I write you a nomination certificate, the black and white letters are equally sincere."

The second master frowned slightly, and said to Bandit B, "Little Yi, do you still remember how you swore to Guan Erye when you became sworn brothers? Share blessings and difficulties, even if you are down and down with only a bowl of porridge left. To share the drink with the brothers.

Today you ate three chickens by yourself in silence?Do you know how long it has been since there was no meat in the village? "The bandits were furious when they heard the words, scolding and cursing one after another, as if they were going to tear bandit B into pieces.

Bandit B fell to his knees with a plop, trembling, and shouted for mercy.

"Wow!" A child's cry came from outside the hall, and the two family members stood up abruptly, and the bandits immediately shut up.

I saw a three or four-year-old girl stumbled to the door of the Juyi hall, lay on the threshold and tried to turn over but couldn't turn over, crying, "Daddy, don't make noise, it's not good."

The second master was startled and said: "Oh, my niece, I woke you up to take a nap!" The two masters rushed over to hug the girl, the eldest master was quick, and took her into his arms first, and kissed her on the cheek.

But the girl thought he had a prickly beard, so she turned her head and burrowed into the arms of the second leader.

Seeing this, Ling Wuqi on the beam was puzzled.

He took out the portrait in his arms and looked at it - small dimples, red phoenix eyes, braids, and a small mole on the chin, it was indeed the girl.

Isn't this the daughter of the owner of the restaurant? Why did she recognize a thief as her father in just a few days?The second leader hugged the girl happily, and immediately lost his aggressive posture just now, and changed into a loving father, and only gave the first leader a glance, which probably meant: You can figure it out.

The big head who had been silent all this time sighed and said: "Okay, we are already fathers, we have to forgive others and forgive others.

I ate all the chicken, could Xiao Yi spit it out?Xiao Yi, you go and get ten boards, and the matter is over.

Xiao A, go and pick up Xiao B's leftover chicken bones, and hand it to the kitchen to cook a chicken bone porridge with brown rice and wild vegetables, so that everyone can taste some meat. "

Although the head of the family has a rough appearance, he speaks extremely kindly.

The bandits immediately fell silent after hearing what he said.

Some bandits couldn't help crying. They didn't know whether it was a pity that there was no chicken to eat, or they were happy to be able to drink chicken bone wild vegetable porridge at night.

The head of the family said again: "There is still this happiness, right? You have also seen that the situation in our village is not very good, I am afraid that there is no food for you.

Since you can even steal the chickens from the county government, you think you have real skills, so you should go elsewhere to make a living and walk slowly instead of sending them away. "

"Wait a moment."

Second Master suddenly said, "Elder Master, I have an idea.

If An Le can get everyone a chicken, we will accept him into the team, what do you think? An Le immediately shook his head: "No way, there are nearly a hundred of you here, and the county government doesn't have so many chickens in total."

Let me think about it, how about I bring two cows over in a few days? "When the bandits heard this, their eyes lit up immediately.

"Is there any sheep? I like to eat sheep!"

"Donkey meat is delicious, let's get a donkey."

"How many more geese?"

“I want to eat seafood”

"Eat abalone! Abalone!" An Le asked, "What kind of fish is abalone?"

"Okay, then it's settled. If you can bring enough livestock and poultry to the village in three days, we will accept you as a member."

The second is in charge.

An Le readily agreed, and then said: "It's getting dark soon, can I stay in the village for a night? I'll go down the mountain tomorrow."

"Yes, you can live in the woodshed at night."

The big master said, "Be careful that you are not a member of the village yet, so you are not allowed to walk around casually.

If you run around indiscriminately, don't blame the brothers for being ruthless. "

"Follow the master's orders."

An Le made a bow.

Ling Wuqi on the beam curled up his lips, lay down slowly, and decided to take a nap first to recharge his batteries.

As for whether you can sleep or not, that's another matter.