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In order not to make Shen Yanchuan suspicious, the little emperor closed two more windows, and then followed Shen Yanchuan to criticize the papers.

"...The rainy records of the southern state capitals, the rain is abundant...Catch the thief for the repair cost of the imperial mausoleum."

The little emperor dragged his voice to summarize the content of the notebook for Shen Yanchuan, then swayed his arms and legs to lie down on the desk.

Although there are not many papers today, I am exhausted physically and mentally.

The only thing to be thankful for is that the external exhibition of my crotch has been postponed... Ah, it's just postponed!Damn it!How long will I be stared at by this guy!

Seeing the little emperor knocking his forehead on the table unconsciously, Shen Yanchuan got up and prepared to leave: "Take the time to rest well. In a moment, the emperor is going to attend the daily lecture."

"What!" The little emperor raised his chest and raised his head, "The daily lecture takes an hour, you let me rest for a while, aren't you human!"

"The concubine is not a human being, but a scum, a scum." Shen Yanchuan folded his arms and smiled at him, "It is enough for the emperor to rest for a while, and the concubine will not disturb you."

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

The little emperor was impotent and furious, and when Shen Yanchuan went out, he cursed for a long time: "Concubine Yan's head is like a ball, kicked to the bell and drum tower with one jio..."

After cursing and looking at the clepsydra, half a moment would have passed, and he immediately lay down on the desk again, his face pressed against the cold and hard mahogany tabletop: "I'm so mad, what kind of broken study room, don't even give me a soft pillow... …snort……"

After the rest, the little emperor yawned and drove around the Wenhua Palace. It rained halfway, and the air became damp and cold.

After getting out of the sedan chair, the little emperor walked into the Wenhua Palace with a bit of hesitation, unexpectedly bumping into Mrs. Wu head-on!

At that time, he hated Taifu Wu a little bit, because the old man was very rigid, and he had a big head when he babbled, and he had to complain to the queen mother, who would ask him to apologize... But after Shen Yanchuan made a comparison, He found that Taifu Wu was simply a Bodhisattva!

The little emperor was about to burst into tears, so he hurriedly dragged someone to chat about family affairs: "Long time no see, how old is Taifu's grandson?"

Wu Taifu was also very excited when he was promoted from the prince's tutor to the emperor's tutor: "Thanks to the emperor's great love, my grandson has just turned six years old."

The little emperor chatted with him with great interest: "Oh, six is ​​a good number! I have a dice with all six sides on it, and I will ask someone to bring it to you later, and take it back to my grandson for good luck... "

However, no matter how kind-hearted Taifu Wu is, he still has to give lectures, and Shen Yanchuan sits behind a screen on one side of the hall, and the little emperor doesn't dare to chat non-stop blatantly, so he can only secretly tease Taifu Wu, saying in a low voice: "Speak slowly. A little bit, articulate a little bit more clearly, otherwise I won’t be able to remember.”

Taifu Wu nodded, unfolded the scroll that had been written in advance for lesson preparation, and began: "Turn to the first page of "108 Things You Need to Know About Being an Emperor"..."

"Scared!" Only then did the little emperor notice a large pile of books that had been prepared for a long time. In addition to the one mentioned just now, there are also "Think Like Emperor Taizu", "The Art of Being an Emperor"...etc. wait.Because the cover is very old, he glanced at it just now and thought it was some kind of classic history book, so he didn't pay attention to it, "Why isn't it a subset of classics and history?"

Wu Taifu explained: "The basic part was taught when the emperor was a prince, and now what I want to teach is the way of being a king."

The little emperor was a little disappointed, because he wanted to mess around with his life, but he changed the textbook and started all over again.And... these textbooks actually have homework!Sentiment!Report!experience!My god, my god, it's still [-] words!

Seeing this, the little emperor is not willing to go to class like this: "Teacher, you also know that I have read those books as if I haven't read them. Why don't we lay a solid foundation first before learning new knowledge?"

Taifu Wu twirled his beard, and tears welled up in his eyes: "The emperor is so diligent in studying, it is really a blessing for the whole country, I will arrange extra lessons for you!"

Extra class?What extra class? ?Taifu Wu, have you been infected by Shen Yanchuan!Deliberately misinterpreting my meaning!

Considering that Taifu Wu's personality is quite honest, the little emperor thought he might be wrong, so he quickly raised his hand to stop him: "It's not necessary, it's not necessary, in fact, I just have a vague memory of those classics, just read the books when I find time, Ai Qing I can't bear to add extra classes due to my age..."

Taifu Wu put down the book: "If you want it, I'm still in good health. I just had my fifth son last month. Your Majesty, don't worry about me so much!"

Hearing this, the little emperor's eyelids and the corners of his mouth completely fell into a state of incongruity: "Zhen...you...ah!"

Just when he was thinking about whether he wanted to explain clearly, Shen Yanchuan suddenly poked his head out from behind the screen: "It will be the same after a while, it's really a king, a heart, a difficult, unpredictable, ah."

Qing Lingling's voice was like a gust of wind, which immediately blew the little emperor's crotch cold, and his buttocks ached.

The little emperor swallowed and tightened his belt: OK, OK, you are all so awesome, you have the final say... Humph!

Ever since, Taifu Wu began to formally teach the class: "Lecture [-], why does everyone who ascends to the throne of God have to be a good emperor? Please quickly browse the contents of the first to third pages."

The little emperor thought to himself, if he is boring, he must be talking about a big reason.

He looked down, and soon realized that he had misunderstood. There were a few stories written in the book, which can be summed up as——

Once upon a time, there was an emperor who refused to approve memorials, and as a result, he was murdered!

Once upon a time, there was an emperor who lost his mind when playing with things. As a result, when he was playing with ice, he slipped and hit a stone, and he was killed on the spot!

Once upon a time, there was an emperor who ate too much and was lazy. He was weak and frail.

Once upon a time, there was an emperor who was obsessed with women. As a result, he got a willow and his nose fell off!

At this time, there was heavy rain outside the hall, lightning broke through the sky, and thunder bursts!

In the palace, the little emperor was sweating profusely after reading these horror stories, and managed to find a topic to divert his attention from: "Er... By the way, why are these three pages so new? You can smell the ink smell?"

Wu Taifu replied frankly: "This textbook was originally an old thing in the Eastern Palace. Some parts of it were taught by the ministers according to their aptitude. They were specially compiled and added for you, the emperor, so it is new."

In your eyes, I will end up like that in the future, right?

Wait... I've already said I'm not good at se!I am pure and pure!Three chastity and nine strong!

Shen Yanchuan!it was all your fault! ! !

Suddenly, outside the Wenhua Palace, another thunderclap exploded!

The little emperor was so frightened that he collapsed on the spot, and tears of bitterness welled up in his heart: woo woo woo... I have already approved the memorials, and I have not played anymore, so stop scaring me, concubine Tong, little Fuzi, come and save me quickly drive! ! !