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Having been in turmoil all day, the little emperor couldn't sit still: "I won't wash it anymore! I'm going to find him."

He grabbed a towel from Xiao Fuzi's shoulder and wiped his feet indiscriminately. Before he could put on his socks, a little eunuch's voice came from outside: "Your Majesty! Something is wrong!"

The little eunuch rushed all the way, almost couldn't stop and slipped into the footwashing water, but was grabbed by Xiao Fuzi: "You are so rash, what are you talking about!"

The little emperor was anxious: "Quickly say something!"

The little eunuch: "You adults are fighting in the banquet hall!"

"what!!!"

In the description of the little eunuch who was out of breath, the little emperor figured out the general course of the incident - everyone drank too much and talked nonsense, probably mocking the envoy's drunkenness, and the two sides started to fight each other Drinking wine, and then began to scold each other, and even if the scolding was not enough, they still had to fight. The group of envoys was young and strong, but the courtiers were better because of the large number of people, and there were a few sober ones who tried to persuade them to fight, but were suddenly shoved by the warriors. go far.

"Look for the guards to divide them up first!" The little emperor hurriedly redressed and put on his crown, he didn't even bother to put on his socks, and stepped into his shoes without even fastening his belt, when another person shouted from outside: "Your Majesty! !"

This time it was another fat eunuch, who ran so that the six-month-pregnant belly trembled: "In the banquet hall...they..."

This is also a speech that can't be in place. The little emperor was so anxious that he had to guess the severity: "Did you bleed? Did you kill someone?!"

The fat eunuch shook his head: "No, no, stop beating... No, there are several big bees here, wandering around the adults..."

The little emperor jumped up straight away: "What's the mess???"

Xiao Fuzi's hands trembled, he didn't fasten the buttons on the dragon robe, and said anxiously: "Get to the point!"

"It's a mess!" The fat eunuch couldn't move his tongue clearly. "In the past two days, there have been many flowers in the palace, and the bee stings have hurt people. Some of them escaped, others beat them, and some went to get torches..."

Hearing this, the little emperor didn't care whether he was buttoning or not, or whether his waist was a belt or not. He picked up his feet and ran out: "Didn't the guards separate the people! If you don't work with your salary, return the money to me!"

He had been chasing the horse for a month, and now his legs were windy when he ran, and he quickly left behind the palace people who were holding lanterns, and ran to the banquet hall in the dark-it doesn't matter if the talisman meets the regulations, anyway, something happened to him I have to go!

A group of people carried lanterns and chased after him. They didn't seem to be serving the emperor, but rather like neighbors helping to catch the thief. Those with a body like a fat eunuch fell behind quickly, and only Xiao Fuzi was barely able to follow the emperor. Behind him, he ran and shouted: "The hat is crooked! Your Majesty! There are steps ahead, Your Majesty!"

The little emperor turned a deaf ear to it, and ran blindly, when a black shadow suddenly rushed towards him, and collided with him with a "boom".

Both of them ran with the wind, and the collision was so hard that they both fell to the ground with stars in their eyes.The little emperor was in a daze, and he heard the man on the opposite side say dyingly: "Brother, did you escape from the Hall of Mental Cultivation? Go back and pass a message..."

At this time, a group of people from behind finally caught up, and the light shone dimly. Xiao Fuzi went to help the emperor and looked at the eunuch sitting on the ground opposite him: "Keep your eyes open and see clearly, if you still dare to call the emperor brothers and sisters!" ?”

The eunuch on the ground saw the person in front of him clearly, and his face turned pale with fright: "Damn the little one! Your Majesty, please spare me!"

"Don't talk nonsense," the little emperor rubbed his forehead and said tiredly, "What are you going to say?"

The eunuch knelt on the ground and said honestly: "There is nothing wrong in the banquet hall, the emperor need not worry."

Finally, a articulate person brought good news. The little emperor breathed a sigh of relief, and lifted the crooked hat on his head: "The guards evacuated everyone? Has anyone been stung by bees? Okay? Is anyone hurt?"

"Well... no, no one was hurt..." The eunuch quickly sorted out the clues and replied simply, "The ladies were the first to be escorted away, but the lady Jieyu was too drunk and refused to leave. The empress wanted to shoot bees with chopsticks in a competition, and they shot one by one, and some of them brushed against the necks and cheeks of the adults, scaring them out...then they were carried out by the guards, and the rest of the crowd had no leader, so ...all scattered."

"Imperial concubine?" The little emperor was stunned by what he said, and then he thought that it should be Hu Qian.

The eunuch didn't know why, so he hesitated and said: "...the imperial concubine is awake, she should have left now..."

"That's good...it's all right." The little emperor was afraid of being spotted, so he quickly put his mind away, turned around and left, "It's dark and I can't see clearly, sorry for your innocence. Little Fuzi, give him a lamp and let him let's go."

Such a farce happened at night, the little emperor couldn't get away, and waited in the hall for Hu Qian to come back to explain what happened, breaking down the details bit by bit and thinking about it, thinking about it because he didn't sleep well all night, and had to get out of bed every half an hour Jump up once and order people to do this and that, lest the fight will damage the diplomatic relations between the two countries.

However, things were not as bad as he had imagined. The next day, everyone woke up from the drunkenness and recalled everything of last night. They were all afraid and ashamed, and they were all honest.

As for the envoys, although the people of Beishuo are tough, they don't think it is absurd to drink and fight, but when they think that the pampered concubines in the empress dowager's harem are all masters of hidden weapons, they dare not underestimate the empress dowager , so I also cautiously expressed my apology to the little emperor.

The little emperor was a blessing in disguise, but he still didn't dare to relax. He invited people from the Ministry of Rites to come to discuss, and taking advantage of the easing relationship between the two parties, he had a small chat with the envoy, and brought the envoy a delicious meal. By the way, set out what they are interested in, and take the opportunity to mention some mutual market wishes.

After a long talk, the little emperor realized that the possibility of mutual market between the two parties was quite high.

Beishuo is too cold and dry, and the rivers are not plentiful, so the variety of food crops is single, the yield is small, there is no aquatic products to enjoy, and the fabrics are rough. It just so happens that these are not lacking for Taihong; , cheese, minerals, and special plants that are resistant to cold and sand, there is a certain demand for Taihong to some extent.

Of course, simply buying and selling is not what the little emperor wants. A few years ago, the two countries did not open their mouths to trade with each other, but it ended in a dispute over espionage. In the end, the princess listened and got married, temporarily quelling the war.

But the anger in people's hearts has not been calmed down, and the fire of war will still burn one day, so what will happen then?

Is there another princess to be married to the Queen Mother, or is there another Concubine Tong in the harem?

Will not work.

There should be no more tears in the letter from the imperial sister, and there will only be one noble concubine in his harem in the future.