concubine on top

Spring day, afternoon, the harem of Taihong Kingdom.

The embroidery tower creaked, and the little emperor and concubine were fighting fiercely on it.

"Snapped!"

The little emperor stopped shaking, slapped the dice Gu on the chessboard, and lifted the lid.

"Three sixes, let the concubine love you." The little emperor grinned, showing a mouthful of white and neat teeth, took away the 150 taels of silver note that the other party had bet on the side, and stretched out with the other hand to pat the other party's shoulder, "I don't want to." I can't bear to win your money again, so I'm leaving now. You clean up by yourself and have something good to eat at night."

After finishing speaking, the little emperor quickly hid the dice and other things in the sleeve of his robe, and went out happily, ready to find someone to fight another [-] rounds.

However, as soon as he stepped out of the threshold with one foot, a little eunuch came in front of him: "Your Majesty, the empress dowager sent you over."

"Ah? At this time..." The little emperor raised his head to look at the warm sun hanging high, weighed a stack of banknotes that were not thick enough in his arms, and pursed his lips strangely.

Walking heavily to the Empress Dowager's Hall, the little emperor straightened his dragon robe, put on a reserved and stable posture, and greeted the Empress Dowager: "Empress Dowager, what do you want to discuss with me?"

The Empress Dowager was sitting on the Luohan bed, her eyes were lightly closed, she did not open her eyes when she heard the words, she just waved to the palace people.

The palace people retreated knowingly, closed all the doors and windows before leaving, and only lit a few lamps for illumination.For a time, only the queen mother, mother and son were left in the huge palace.

In the light of the afterglow of the setting sun, the walls are covered with deep and shallow projections, making the silent palace room look extraordinarily gloomy.Looking at the Empress Dowager again, two eyebrows had already been raised on her dignified face, a feeling of bewilderment spontaneously arose in the little emperor's heart.

damn!

It must be that someone in the harem is not happy about losing too much, so I went to the queen mother to sue me!

The queen mother probably couldn't bear it this time, she wanted to give me a good beating!Maybe it will force me to surrender the throne!

Wait... abdicate?

It means that I no longer have to watch my concubines quarrel over trivial matters, no longer have to deal with the memorials like the city wall before the case, and no longer have to get up early to go to the court to listen to the officials criticizing me!

The little emperor was immediately happier than winning 1 taels of gold, and couldn't help laughing out loud.

Seeing this, the queen mother, who was sitting by the side and was about to admonish the emperor, quickly pressed the back of her hand to her son's forehead.

"I'm not sick," the little emperor came back to his senses, took off the queen mother's hand from his forehead, and said proactively, "I'm not expected to be an emperor, and I've already intended to abdicate for a virtuous person!"

Seeing that he hadn't burned, the queen mother slapped his hand away: "Rang Xian? To whom? Your uncle is over 70 years old, half of his teeth have fallen out!"

"Aren't there several princesses in the clan? There must be someone more capable than me."

"Can the courtiers agree?" The queen mother immediately objected, "You can figure it out!"

"Why are you still engaging in gender discrimination?" The little emperor whispered, "Everyone knows that you listen to politics behind the curtain, and it is not I who really govern the country."

Seeing the little emperor's sophistry, the queen mother felt itchy, and wanted to slap her son's rosy face twice, but she stretched out her hand, but she still couldn't bear to slap her, and pointed at her temple instead. : "If you didn't live up to expectations, would the Ai family have to listen to politics behind the curtain? The Ai family is only 43, and they all have gray hair! Concubine An is still full of black hair at fifty!"

The little emperor picked his finger guiltyly: "She...she is dyed."

"Then you have to have time to dye it!" The Queen Mother was so angry that she stretched out her hand to cover her chest, "She has money and leisure. Today she listens to operas, tomorrow she learns chime bells from a musician, and the day after tomorrow she swims in the lake... her life is miserable. This queen mother is much happier!"

The queen mother is always dignified and serious in front of people, and never complains to others. Now the little emperor feels deeply sorry after hearing what she said, and stretches out his hand to pull the sleeve of the queen mother: "I promise, I will not play dice games in the harem from now on. gone."

"Only dice?"

"Leaf opera is no longer played."

"..."

"Dominoes quit too?"

"..."

The little emperor was heartbroken, and said: "Okay, okay, I assure you, I won't gamble in the harem from now on, the queen mother forgives me, okay?"

The queen mother's chest heaved for a while, and finally calmed down.

"Emperor."

"Ah."

"If you really understand Aijia, choose one of the following two paths. The first one is to handle political affairs properly in the future. Aijia doesn't want you to be a wise emperor through the ages, as long as you earnestly perform your duties as emperor."

The little emperor showed hesitation, "This...is there another one?"

"Let the harem give birth to an heir as soon as possible." The queen mother said, "Next spring, Aijia will see the birth of at least two children, preferably from the Wang and Yu families."

The little emperor didn't expect the targets to be so strict, and immediately said "Ah", "I don't want them, they are all bad women who want to sleep with me if I win!"

"Are you qualified to say it? You are a good lady, you are dragged to play cards by you, and you will win all your salary! My father and brother were still officials in the previous dynasty to share your worries. You said you..." The Queen Mother hated iron and steel. He flicked his sleeves, "Oh!"

"Zhen..." The little emperor was aggrieved, moved his mouth, and stopped talking.

"Enough." The queen mother didn't give him a chance to speak again, "Since the emperor can't make the decision, let the Ai family make arrangements. The Ai family is tired, the emperor can do it himself."

The little emperor was worried.

The question left by the queen mother is related to his life-long event, no matter how he thinks about it, he is in a dilemma.

Anyone who has spent decades in the early court and slept with a concubine for a few months will think that the latter is easier. The reason why he has been reluctant to choose, besides not wanting to be piao in vain, actually has an unspeakable secret.

He is bisexual.

Although he has always been big-hearted, it is impossible to say that he doesn't mind at all.It was an auspicious thing to be born with flaws, and it was even more disgraceful to the royal family, so it had been kept a secret since his birth.On weekdays, he would bathe like a thief, wishing he could get out of the water to wash himself off; after using his toilet, he would subconsciously tie his underwear belt tightly so that his waist was narrowed.Now if you want him to take off his pants in front of the concubine, it will definitely not work!

You can't even turn your back!

Even blowing out the lights won't work!

"Your Majesty, you have already turned 180 times in the palace." The little eunuch who was serving at the side was dizzy and couldn't help saying, "What's bothering you?"

The little eunuch took a bath for the little emperor, and he was one of his own, so the little emperor sighed and repeated the queen mother's words concisely.

"But your majesty, sooner or later you will pamper your concubine."

"Thank you for reminding me!"

Seeing that the situation was not good, the little eunuch hurriedly made amends: "Your Majesty, why don't you try to blindfold them and tie their hands?"

"Try to show off! What do you usually watch?"

After chatting a few words, the little emperor became even more anxious, and walked around the hall 180 times, making himself so hungry and tired that he fell asleep shortly after dinner and fell asleep in the armchair up.

After an unknown amount of time, the little eunuch came over and woke him up: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, the Empress Dowager sent someone here."

The little emperor jumped up when he heard the word "Queen Dowager", "So fast!"

After he finished speaking, he realized that all the lamps in the hall were lit, and then looked at the clepsydra in the corner of the room. He actually slept for an entire hour!

The little emperor didn't make up his mind, so he was in a hurry at this moment, and finally shoved the two little eunuchs: "...Hey! You hurry up and tell people that I fell asleep, and let people go to the side hall to stay!"

After he finished speaking, he left, before the little eunuch could stop him, his figure flickered and he had already entered the bedroom.