Of course there are more brain holes than pits

They were originally two people from different circles, but both of them were famous.

Mou Yang looked at his homepage on Weibo, and all of them were swiped by the sports meeting in the past few days—why do you guys want to lick people who are not in our circle? !

All kinds of nymphomaniacs in the circle of friends are called male gods, called husbands, and the husband becomes an ex-husband for a while, and another husband is added for a while. It is really busier than when filming.

Mou Yang sighed, closed Moments, and started to use his own account: all kinds of funny, all kinds of hahahaha.

Mou Yang, who is serious and pretentious in front of others, said that he still needs a place to release his nature.

Yang Xi's trumpet was added to Mou Yang's trumpet, so he found that not only his tuba was hacked, but his trumpet was also slaughtered, basically no other people's Weibo!

Yang Xi is a female star who has come to play with Mou Yang. She is not restrained at ordinary times, and has a strong relationship with a group of male actors.

Who said there is no friendship between men and women?Isn't that one day when the world is united, people all over the world don't need to make friends?

Compared with Yang Xi's more subtle expression on the large account, the content on the small account almost coincides with the blogs posted by some brain-dead fans, so Mou Yang looked at these pictures with a blank expression In each photo, the focus is on the face.

Mou Yang knew that these people were athletes, very young, but strong, and they were very nice...

Although I don't want to admit it, the looks of these people are still better than most of the so-called fresh meat in this circle.

It is not without reason that they are extremely popular with women of all ages in this environment where they are already honored.

Mou Yang swiped the athlete's Weibo, and silently clicked a thumbs up - winning glory for the country and surpassing oneself, both of which are worthy of admiration.

Although I am a little sour!

But it was even more pity for Teng Yuanjia. Under various signs, as a deeply hidden fanboy, he discovered that this person was probably about to announce something important.

Today is already the half of this sports event, but it is the last day of a certain sport.

In Teng Yuanjia's last competition, he broke through himself and won a medal!

With all the attention and glory, Teng Yuanjia suddenly announced that he was going to retire in the next recorded program: "There is no gunpowder on this battlefield but the competition is fierce. Let us old guys retire. No matter what Whether it is the younger generation or more reserve troops, they all need more tempering, this battlefield is the test stone!...When the motherland needs it, I will stand up again.”

Not to mention how many storms this big rock caused, Teng Yuanjia has already returned to China.

When Mu Yang returned home after filming, he saw the news of Teng Yuanjia's return, and thought about the "Hey, look at you, you are really good, and you won the gold medal!", which has been ridiculed for nearly ten years, he was actually secretly happy: Doesn't this mean that the two of them are husband and wife!

Cough cough, this cannot be said outside.

Hey, in fact, I should be satisfied, I still had a weibo interaction with my idol!

Thinking about it, Mou Yang fell asleep because of the high-intensity various shooting these days.

Vaguely, he seemed to have had a dream.

Dreaming that I turned into a fish——

A small ecological fish tank with only two small groups of fish.

Mou Yang left the big team, thinking about life in front of the polished and transparent glass: Huh?What was I thinking just now?

Mou Yang, who was about to swim back to his big team, suddenly saw a person!

So the distribution of the fish's eyes is actually quite reasonable-that's it.

Mou Yang finally remembered what he was going to do!

Look how handsome this man is!Even if I can only see it with one eye, I still think it is handsome!If two evenly distributed eyes look at it together, it will be even more handsome!

Even if the world looks weird in Yu's eyes, he still thinks this person is handsome!

A small fish's brain is filled with so many handsome characters in capitals, and it doesn't even care about eating.

Teng Yuanjia threw the fish food, looked at a silly fish that didn't come over to snatch the food, and knocked on the glass.

The fish turned its head towards itself in a daze, without making any other movements.

Mu Yang regained his senses from the air, saw the person in front of him, and entered a state of excitement again.

Teng Yuanjia had no choice but to starve to death and feel distressed.So he drove the fish to one side, separated from the fish on this side, threw down the fish food and walked to his room.

A fish shouldn't feel lonely...probably.

Mou Yang, who is not lonely, looks at the single photo of Teng Yuanjia who is facing him, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,a fish is going to the sky!

Although he would forget what he was doing after a while, but once he saw the photo, he was back in character.

And so on and on and on and on and on.

When he got up the next day, the first thing Teng Yuanjia did was to run to the fish tank—QAQ, he was really dead.

Yes, there is a fish with a white belly in the fish tank.

……

Teng Yuanjia slapped himself: When I put it at my parents' place, none of them died, so what should I do now.

He picked up his tools and packed the poor fish into a plastic bag, ready to throw it down.

After closing the door and keeping the key, Teng Yuanjia went down to throw out the trash.

Coming in the same direction is Mou Yang who finally finished work and took a long sleep.

After throwing away the trash, Mou Yang yawned, raised his head sleepily, and saw Teng Yuanjia smiling at him.

! ! ! ! ! !Who will tell him how he can be so happy when he wakes up? ! !

In his heart, Mou Yang runs circles like a fanboy, but on the surface he is as calm as filming.

In this case, of course it is necessary to sign!

"Male—Teng Yuanjia, can you sign for me? This time you won the championship again!" Mou Yang revealed the most kind and beautiful expression in his library, and was about to take out a pen from his body— —The pen prepared by an artist can not only sign for others, but also for himself!

witty.

"Hello! Of course, my family and I also like you very much, can you sign me too?" Teng Yuanjia was also very happy.

"But I didn't bring a pen."

"Then why don't we take a photo together." Teng Yuanjia took out his mobile phone and took the first photo of the two of them together, "Come on, your phone number, I'll send you a text message later."

"XXXXXXXXX"

"Okay, I'll send you a message after I throw away the fish."

Teng Yuanjia smiled again.

After Mou Yang was fooled back home, he still couldn't find the southeast and northwest: I could hook up with the male god so easily? ! !Are you about to have a photo with the male god?the most important is!I will also have a phone number from a male god! !

Mi Diyang wants to go to heaven, he can't wait to tell the world immediately!

"Ding——" a text message sounded, and it was a photo of the two of them.

Mou Yang is really happy now.

Huh huh huh—why does that dead fish look the same as the fish I dreamed about?

Hahaha——now I caught the person who followed me around, wore a mask, mixed with a group of fans, and clamored to give birth to a monkey for me.

Mou Yang, who puts on make-up and arms whenever he has time to cheer for Teng Yuanjia, has actually been noticed by his male god long ago.

"It's a pity that you didn't come to the last game, but the thought of seeing you after the last game gives me energy and I have to win the gold medal."

"Are you still watching the topic on Weibo about who is the most handsome? Let me have a look, am I still on the list?"

"Yeah, you're good looking, I admit it. I admit you're handsome, after all they say we look alike. [doge]"