Of course there are more brain holes than pits

A certain website is often convulsed.

The administrator had to respond to the upper management, and the upper management then clicked on the technician brother: "Big problems are frequent, and there may be no way to solve them for a while. But you have to think of a way, so as not to make people so anxious."

The technical boy was reading a book while being teased leisurely by his own attack. After listening to the phone, he seemed to have something to do. He wanted to sit in front of the computer to find inspiration.

Xiao Gong disagreed, and was having fun by swiping Weibo with one hand and holding his obedient hand with the other-I can still play for 1 years. Wuli Shou actually wants to run?

"It's the weekend! You also have a vacation at work! What's more, you're just a part-time job, so don't worry about him."

Duan Fei sneered, and my sister dared not go pick her up by herself, and came to trouble my family Lin Lin (Lin Ling), so don't think of me helping you.

A wife-slave lay on the gun: I really like Lin Ling's skills! !Isn't he my advisor?This problem has been reported to the public for a long time, and I suddenly remembered that it was not aimed at anything! [Amount of support.jpg]

"Don't make trouble, you play first. I'll go and have a look." Lin Ling pushed aside the "beef candy".

"Then I can watch it with you." Finally came up with a compromise.

As soon as Lin Ling went online, he received a lot of feedback, complaining about "slow to death", "boring waiting", "technology needs to be improved"...

Duan Fei frowned: "Is this the shit?"

Is it serious that you want to play with your daughter-in-law's hand?

Lin Ling summed up the problems. The general problem is: how to solve the problem of poor user experience?

To sum it up, it's how to make these people happy...

Lin Ling think about it, if you want to make yourself happy, then let someone not be so bear ==

If others are happy--

"What are you happier doing?" He asked the person who relied on him to play games.

"You still ask this question? Of course I saw you." After speaking, he looked at Lin Ling affectionately - wanting a kiss.

Happiness blossoms after being kissed.

"What do you say to put on the website to make people happy?"

"Joke? Funny video? Or just watch the male god √" It's like I often watch the weibo of adulterous Lin Ling.

Then Duan Fei said solemnly: "The Internet is not reality. There are still people laughing at anything that is not worth laughing at. It is easy to be satisfied! If you don't believe me, go to Weibo and ask."

After finishing speaking, he took out his mobile phone and poked the screen: "Little ones! What are you happier doing online? Come and tell me about my cuteness!"

Duan Fei's Weibo account also has millions of fans, and his profile is: I am not a bear, I am wanton.If you don't believe me, I will show you.

……

I really don't know why fans still like this.

Soon a bunch of replies came:

"Look at you!"

"Lucky draw!"

“Look at the pictures of Moe Moe!!! [doge]”

"..."

Before Duan Fei handed over his mobile phone, he replied to @弟虫粉丝: You can only see my hands [doge]

Lin Ling glanced around and found that the content was really similar.

So I posted a notice on my work account: XX.com will make a small-scale adjustment, and it will be completed before 8:[-] pm. Sorry for any inconvenience.

At around [-]:[-] p.m., Lin Ling posted another Weibo: The adjustment has been completed, please provide feedback for any suggestions or comments.There are surprise pictures from #中国十大东双#

At this time, after logging in to XX.com, everyone also discovered the difference.

For example, Bai Tingting, when she logged on to her own account, opened the web page reflexively, she got up to get melon seeds, and spent this hopeless time.

Suddenly she discovered that her own life appeared on the screen! !

A widely circulated photo of Benming, with the words: "Wait for me~ I'll be right back"

This is a moving picture, and then other male gods appeared.

"XX has another convulsion today?!"

"Hahaha this wind blows well!"

"QAQ doesn't have my life!"

"Come, come, open your mouth to eat Amway. These are my male gods!! Aren't they handsome?!"

"..."

If there are those discordant sounds, just filter them directly.

Duan Fei brought Lin Ling the soup made by his aunt, and looked at the people howling there: "Tsk tsk tsk, looking at the male god one by one, I can't walk."

He clicked on his Weibo, and the private message in the lower right corner kept beating, and he was about to close it, but accidentally clicked on it.

"Hahaha! Xiong Da! What is your relationship with the technical brother of XX.com?! You are as witty as me!"

Duan Fei happily showed it to Lin Ling: "It's a new fan at first glance, and I don't even know who it is."

Lin Ling couldn't help sighing: "You yourself said that it's been so many years since you announced it, so why are you still so bearish?"

Duan Fei looked serious: "I am here because I bear. I am going to start bear now."

After speaking, he threw Lin Ling down.

However, the picture of the male god was canceled after a few days due to some unspeakable reasons.

So one day everyone found out: "My male god has turned into an ugly bear, sosad."

A certain Xiong Da announced on Weibo: "All the bears you see on the XX website are all dedicated to me. My fans, for this, you have to thank Mengmeng. Last time, some fans even said When it comes to the technical guy? Don’t you guys know that Mengmeng is the technical guy?”

"..."

"I ate this dog food [manual goodbye]"

"Ten years of CP and sugar again, you bear, never forget each other."

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