The villains I wrote to death are all reborn

In fact, there is nothing to miss, after all, these are too far away from him, and he is only a little interested, but not very interested, so he plunged into the grass and disappeared, in fact, he entered the system space.

For him, the system is the safest place where he can rest assured. After all, it is in his mind, and most people can't find it.

There are miscellaneous things he put in the system, and before he had time to clean them up, he moved them around and cleaned them up, and a decent home came out, with beds, tables and chairs. The only disharmony is modern technology and ancient times. The combination of cultural relics is half high-tech and half antique furniture.

He didn't care, he climbed onto the bed and lay with his face up, thinking that Ji Shang should leave now, should he go out and have a look?

I still don't want it anymore, what if he just waits where he is, planning to sit on the sidelines?

The system settings are also unreasonable. What if he is chased by the enemy and hides in the space, and he can't come out if they stay in place and starves to death?

Who will update the text?Who is going to play tricks?

"It would be great if I could see the situation outside." Ye Fan sighed and covered the quilt in disappointment.

The screen not far away suddenly lit up, and there was an outside situation. Ji Shang has slowly recovered his strength, and he can stand up by himself with the help of a branch, and put on clothes for himself, but his face is still not good. The rule soap was seriously inconsistent with him, but he grabbed it tightly, as if it was a human head.

"who?"

Ye Fan was stunned by this shout, thinking that the space had entered, he suddenly lifted the quilt and found the picture on the screen.

Ji Shang calmly pulled up the clothes that slipped off his shoulders, and tied himself a belt. He was not in a hurry, and his movements were elegant and noble.

The person who just yelled came closer, "I'm talking to you, who are you?"

Ji Shang tilted his head to look, his long hair was scattered on his shoulders, and the tip of the iceberg was exposed on his handsome face.

The man was startled suddenly, "It's the Holy Son of Shangyuan, the villain has eyes that don't know Mount Tai, offended the Holy Son."

Shangyuan is Ji Shang's name, Shang and Shang have the same pronunciation, and another meaning of Qishang is Shang, which means noble.People in the devil world will give themselves a number after their debut to distinguish their identities.

Those named Ji Shang are all people who are familiar with him, or those who are of his generation, and those whose status is not as good as him are all called by name.

This has something to do with seniority, and 'Shang' is also a number that can only be played by seniority.

Ji Shang disheveled his hair and didn't want others to see his appearance, "Are you patrolling around here?"

"Yes!" That person had heard of Ji Shang's name a long time ago, and the people promoted by him had already made great achievements. If he also...

Anyway, he was looking forward to it.

"Come here, I have something to tell you."

The man leaned forward without hesitation, "Holy Son, please speak!"

He thought he would get advice, but he didn't expect to be stabbed in the abdomen. Ji Shang was not a good person, and his body was in urgent need of energy, so that person just nourished him.

A puff of black air rose slowly, enveloping the man, but within a moment, there was nothing inside, only a pile of white bones remained.

Ji Shang's complexion has improved a lot, his cultivation has recovered a lot, and his actions have become more dazzling.

"Look, people who are too naive can't live long." He stared at the soap in his hand, the tan color was in sharp contrast with his white jade hands, and it was not a class thing at first glance.

"I hope you don't die too early." He snorted coldly, shook his sleeves and left. Before leaving, he looked here, in the direction of Ye Fan, with some deep eyes.

To be honest, Ye Fan was terrified.

Damn, it really is right to be cautious about him, look, another person has died.

Ye Fan, who was almost dead, had lingering fears.

☆, the author's daily life

He was too scared to come out, what if Ji Shang was still waiting outside, or set a trap?

At least he can't go out until tomorrow, and it happens that there will be a storytelling session tomorrow, so he can't do it if he doesn't come out.

He couldn't fall asleep so early today, so he just started playing games. Speaking of which, since he came here, he hadn't played games for a long time, and he hadn't been able to find time. He wasn't a game fan.

The game he plays is Jian San, in which he acts as a blood-increasing nanny, why is it a nanny, it has something to do with equipment.

From time to time in the game, you can see so-and-so throwing money and giving diamonds to a certain girl, so he also tries his luck, maybe someone who has no eyes will fall in love with him.

However, it is not so difficult to stuff other people's money into one's pocket. With all kinds of coaxing, Ye Fan soon lost patience and found it by himself.

Then he accidentally practiced this number, sucking this tit all day long.

Today, he was completely absent-minded, he didn't have milk for a while, made mistakes again and again, and finally stopped breastfeeding altogether.

Concentrate on lying on the bed thinking about what Ji Shang's last two sentences mean?

Said he was self-indulgent?

Still think he's not qualified enough?

Or is there any way to find him?

Ye Fan plunged into the quilt, thinking that his scalp was broken. In short, it must not be a good word.

However, after pondering over and over again, he accidentally figured out a brain hole, the whole style of painting is like this.

"The way the devil expresses his love is wrong, fall"

This is how the Demon King greatly expresses his love.

"It's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge, just wait for me!" In fact, I want to say that we are entangled, and you are mine in this life.

"Remember to find a place to hide away, and don't let me see you next time." I am angry, come and coax me quickly!

"Look, people who are too simple can't live long." Why don't you come to coax?

"I hope you don't die too early." If you don't coax me, I will continue to be angry!

Hahahahaha~

Ye Fan laughed out of his own brain, if Ji Shang is also like this, with a serious appearance on the outside, but in fact, Fang Fei wants to go to heaven in his heart, then it really shouldn't be too cute!

In fact, maybe it is really possible to arrange a partner for Ji Shang in the later stage. It is too pitiful to be a virgin in the end.

"The target is me!" He picked up the bronze mirror beside the bed and looked at it, "Actually, I'm not bad looking."

Although it is incomparable with modern times, he is in modern age 183. He is handsome and attractive. He has taken a few bursts of photos and there is no void. There is no way. Modern people just like thin ones. Hand control and collarbone control are the same as him. He has a good figure. Awesome, looks beautiful.

The most important thing is the mind, Ye Fan knows when he is the most handsome, the most handsome is not the appearance, but the inside.

He can speak and express. He is called a big warm man, and he has the same central air conditioner as Wang Sheng. Everyone is warm. It is written that Wang Sheng is acting in his true colors, but he has turned into a gatekeeper.

It doesn't matter, those who watch the gate have come to this day. I dare not say that it is all based on my own ability. After all, I still saw the right time and seized the opportunity. Everything is scheming.

Women can be innocent, but men must never be without a city.Of course, you can't be without ambition. A man without ambition is not a man, but a fool.

Getting married and having children before you are not capable is a hooligan, so Ye Fan decided to go to Liao Jishang when he is capable.

Of course, maybe he will be cheap, just like just now, I can't help but bully him, it is completely hopeless.

Just imagine that a person who is usually high above you suddenly lies naked next to you one day, and you are accidentally attracted by his beauty without a long memory. At this time, should you turn around and leave, or come back and find a way to chat?

"I've done everything, I don't regret it!" Ye Fan opened the folder and began to code. Recently, when he was still in Calvin, he showed his affection every day, and he almost didn't go to bed. Although the love between the two is more subtle, it is usually Wang Sheng took the initiative to help Jiangnan arrange everything, and he had to give a few words of advice when he had a meal. Whenever he had any problems, he would directly send the pattern to him. Wang Sheng was online 24 hours a day!

This feeling is too warm, readers say they feel sorry for Wang Sheng, this child broke his heart because of a piece of wood.

This is also helpless, who makes the two people's personalities complement each other, Jiang Nan doesn't like to talk, if Wang Sheng doesn't like to talk, then the plot will be like this.

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

The communication between the two gods.

The current situation is like this, "I've got it done here, it's so difficult for father and daughter."

"……kindness."

"Have you got it over there?"

"……kindness."

"Don't forget to send flowers to others, it's romantic."

"……kindness."

The daily communication between the two is like this. Netizens are used to it. It has been more than 200 chapters. Wang Sheng, the central air conditioner, has never taken down Jiangnan, and they can't wait.

Of course, this is all due to Ye Fan. Some people always said that his essays were progressing too fast, and they got together before the prelude, so this time he deliberately slowed down, and the readers were not happy.

Don't wait and fall!

Ye Fan decided to release the big killer, and still calmly wrote about daily sweetness, no matter how netizens bombarded him, he was always immersed in his own world. Of course, the sweet process is the same as above.

Calvin is in pain. He has nothing to write, and he can’t make up [-] characters, so he started to think of supporting roles. Pig’s feet can’t be written, so writing supporting roles, there are advantages to having more supporting roles, and Calvin can do it. Write supporting roles.

As the supporting role with the strongest sense of presence, Ji Shang was resurrected, and he died again ten chapters ago.

When he was in the demon world, because he and Jiang Nan robbed a treasure together, Jiang Nan was lonely and couldn't beat him, but Wang Sheng was superb and used the power of the demon king of the tribe of the demon world to beat him to death.

Ji Shang's blood flowed for a full day and night, floating all the way along the river, and finally settled down after floating all night. The blood seemed to have magical powers, and it would never disperse in the water.

He is very lucky, the river is not long, so he has a chance to heal his injuries.

There are many women washing clothes near the river, the demon world is popular culture, everyone can read and write, and there are special teachers who learn to imitate the life of the fairy world.

They seemed to have discovered Ji Shang, pointing at the blood mist, "What do you think is that?"

"It doesn't look like a good thing."

"It seems to have magic energy."

"Don't move yet, go ask the patriarch."

"Okay." The person just took a step, and suddenly his feet were empty, and he was pulled towards the lake by a cloud of black air. She struggled a little and died for no reason. There were several other monster women with her. All died unexpectedly.

The blood mist gained energy, and slowly stretched out a white and slender hand. The hand had distinct joints and felt thin, followed by half a naked body. Ji Shang was very white and thin, and his black hair was like ink. , Floating in the bottomless water, beautiful like a watercolor painting.

Now, in this otherworldly painting, the person stretches out his pale hands along the corners of his eyes to stroke his temples.

"Hair is all wet." He seemed very indifferent to his current state, after all, it was not the first time.

card!

That's right, it's stuck here, the plot is stuck at the key point, Ye Fan thinks this is the key point, whoever makes readers like Ji Shang, Ji Shang's appearance is cute to them.

After he finished writing a chapter, he checked the typos and sent it out. Because he was lazy, he could only write a maximum of [-] words in an article, and he couldn't write more.

Originally, he could write four to five thousand words a day, but unfortunately he finished the other article, and it was just a side story, and it would not be too late to write tomorrow.

As soon as it was over, pirated articles were flying everywhere, and the rankings of various websites even surpassed Jinjiang, making it hard to tell who was the original.

In fact, Ye Fan doesn't hate artificial thieves. He sometimes searches his own articles, and then reads other people's comments. strangle her.

Of course, robo-theft is different. Like any website, it’s all about accumulating popularity and profiting. This kind of thing is the most annoying, and it’s also very arrogant, scolding that the update of the article is not timely, and they have to keep an eye on it all day.

This kind of really pissed people off, and one by one for the sake of the readers, the author had to wait until midnight to steal the article, just scolding the author for not updating it earlier and making them wait for the article to be stolen.

It's disgusting!

Ye Fan browsed the Internet, and it is said that the pirated texts are now being cracked down. This is a good thing, but it may be a bad thing for some people. Weibo is full of debates about pirated texts and genuine ones.

Many great authors came out to reject piracy, and then a lot of people said that the great master didn't update the article and ran around.

There were also those who scolded him for cutting off his children and grandchildren, his tone was poisonous enough, and his quality was not at all. That great god was probably furious, he hadn't updated for two days, and then locked the comment area.

In the author's words, the author also has to eat, please don't read the pirated articles while scolding me for cutting off children and grandchildren, and I have no motivation to let me change it!

Then send out the bank account number so that everyone can call him the money later.

To be honest, the great master is different, powerful and self-willed, a little transparent like Ye Fan, if there is no comment, his comment area will be closed if he says it is closed.However, he is also chasing this great god's essay, which is heavy and suspenseful, with a lot of foreshadowing, and he was accidentally brought in by him, which is very touching.

He closed Weibo and went to the group for a while, and then changed the name of the group to Taiyizong Wanshui Wanshui Wanshui Wanshui or something, because the other article is over, many settings have been formed, the group The grades were all changed by him.

In the past, he always couldn't tell who talked the most nonsense. This level is clear at a glance. Outer disciples, disciples, holy sons, elders, palace masters, and suzerain masters are all badly used in his writing, and it is easy to remember.

After changing the group name, he surfed the Internet for a while, until he had nothing to look at before finally giving up.

But it was still early, and it was not realistic to let him, a night owl, sleep now, so he thought about writing a new article, taking advantage of his hard work, he could write three to five thousand words a day, of course it was two articles.

That article is over, and a new hole needs to be opened. The new hole is "The Interstellar Monster Breeder's Survival Manual".

He was afraid that he would open up the water group, so he specially asked the gay friends in the group to spell essays together, and ended up chatting about random things, what kind of collection is bad, spend your time v, rub your clips .

He didn't rub the clip on the line for a while, and Ye Fan said that he was under a lot of pressure.

Rubbing clips means that there will be a list of favorites in the next two days of v. That is simply a cheating tool, and it can increase five hundred and one thousand favorites in one go. If you are lucky, it will become popular in an instant.

Friends all say that the clip is an opportunity to counterattack. Every time she hits the clip, she immediately cries and faints.

At this time, you need to use clips, recommend other people’s articles on the copy, readers will click in when you post clips, and save them if you think it’s good, so the two days when you first joined V are very important for authors, subscriptions determine rankings, The first row is about one or two thousand for collection, the second row is five hundred to one thousand, and the latter is basically two or three hundred, which is better than nothing.

Of course, the power of the clip is not so great now. There was an app in V before, but Jin Jiang didn't know what to do to remove the app. Now it only has ordinary power.

"Pinwen Pinwen." Flowers before the moon.

Huaqianyuexia is Ye Fan's group name and his pen name.

Xin Yun: "Zhan Jiuqian made you cry."

This guy is competing for the perfect attendance award, and the daily change is [-], so don't want it.

"You win, I won't compete with you ヽ(｀⌒メ)ノ" Hua Qianyuexiaxia.

Concubine Chen: "Huahua, we agreed to upload it together, how did you manage to get ahead of yourself secretly?"

"Can't wait." Hua Qian Yue Xia.

"You're so slow, you promised to have enough words for this issue, but it turned out to be watery again."

Concubine Chen is an author who writes main essays, and the newly published essays are like dogs, and it's a moment of fun to open a pit, filling the crematorium, and now regret it, don't want it, after all, it's not your true love.

The two of them got to know each other about the current situation, and they were interrupted again. The original chatting turned into hate marriage.

Most of the people in the group were women with the same tone of voice. He couldn't get in the way as a man, so he just kept silent and silently turned off the number.

The process of coding alone is arduous, especially if you can't disconnect from the network, and you are always pulled back to the network by the penguin's reminder.

In modern times, in order to keep quiet, he would disconnect from the Internet every time, and secretly rubbed the codewords by himself. Now that he is here, he doesn’t have many opportunities to touch the system. In addition, the system has too many functions, so he can’t touch it all. There is no button to disconnect the network, so this is why his production is so low.

Every day he is attracted by all kinds of interesting news on the Internet. Every interesting thing he thinks passes through his mind. It is a brain hole for writing articles. Since writing articles, watching TV is no longer simply watching TV. Watching movies is no longer a simple movie.

Everything becomes a complete outline, main line, branches and so on.

For example, in the recently popular "Zootopia", the main line is that a rabbit wants to be a policeman. The difficulty is that there are no small animals in the police force. The key is that all important positions are occupied by carnivores. She is a small rabbit, and she must be loved by all kinds of people. Discrimination, and then all kinds of want to express themselves.

Then the opportunity came, a carnivore disappeared, and the rabbit gambled her own future in order to show herself. She took the cunning fox with her. To be honest, the Chinese dubbing of the fox is really Su Potian, all kinds of nice.

The two solved the case together, but what they saw was only the surface. The black-bellied sheep had been oppressed for a long time, and she designed to drive the carnivores crazy. Instinctively, the carnivore is actually the Midnight Howl at work, and the Midnight Howl is a grassy, ​​poisonous kind.

At first, the little rabbit didn't know that she had lost her best friend, the fox, because the fox was also a carnivore and had been hurt by herbivores.

Later, when the truth came out, the two reconciled as before, and the little rabbit was caught by a professional man.

The story is rich, the characters are unique, and the inherent contradiction between carnivores and herbivores is used as the topic. No wonder this movie is very popular, because it is really good to watch.

☆, cruel brain hole

Ye Fan read it twice, of course the second time was not so careful, he only looked at the places he liked.

He thought about watching it again in a few days, and then he also watched Panda 3, so it's better to code now.

The process of coding was not smooth, because he knew that the opening of June [-], the time was not up, and he still had some manuscripts to save, so he was lazy and didn't want to write, but he had nothing to do.

Just sort out the brain holes in my mind. When it comes to brain holes, there are a lot of them. There are dozens of articles in series, most of which have complete stories, but I don’t have time to write them.

Recently, an article has been wandering in his mind, especially when he calms down and thinks, the whole painting style is like this.

"China's Twelve Most Cruel Forbidden Vegetables" writes about human cruelty from the perspective of food

One of the twelve forbidden dishes, goose intestine

Choose a fat live goose, use a knife to draw a circle along the goose's buttocks, then put your finger in, rotate it around, and then pull it out, so that you can get a complete and fresh goose intestine, which is cruel and overbearing.

The pain suffered by the geese is also unimaginable.

When writing about human cruelty from the perspective of food, please remember that we are always hurting them.

He sent this paragraph to the author group. In order to allow the authors to communicate freely and improve each other, the editor will classify the authors under his hands into a group, such as a group for writing main subjects, and a group for writing main attacks. They have potential A group, the Great God stays in a group by himself.

Unfortunately, Ye Fan was in the main attack group, and he couldn't wait to ask as soon as he sent it out.

"Will you click on such an article?" Hua Qianyuexia.

Concubine Chen, "No, it's too cruel, Huahua, you have a strong taste."

"...Actually, I want to call for environmental protection and protect animals."

Concubine Chen: "Sophistry, obviously you want to see it."

"No, I'm Xiaoqingqing." Ye Fan began to fight for his path of Xiaoqingqing.

Guangzhi Yuehua, "I don't know how, it hurts just looking at it."

Black Cat: "Huahua, you have such a strong taste, do you know that?"

"..." Flowers before the moon.

He originally thought it would be a good idea, but he didn't expect such a big reaction.

Of course, he will not give up, and put his brain hole in Tai Yizong Wanshui Wanshui.

"Who of you would see such a brain hole?" Taibai held his sword and beheaded his lonely life.

Ye Fan's group business card is this, it is in the previous article

The supporting role, Taibai is the head, has a sword, and is destined to be alone.

The needle in the master's hand is me: "Then what... the baby is a little scared (born without a loveable face)"

The needle in the master's hand is me: "I am afraid that I will dream at night that I am that goose..."

"...So it's not attractive anymore?"

"Don't Huahua think it's too cruel?"

"I wrote it because it was cruel, so that readers will never dare to eat goose after reading it." Taibai, holding a sword and commenting on the lonely.

"The baby has never dared to..."

Emperor Qing was under me, "I was taken aback!"

"Goose...intestine?" Taihe, who has a bad temper and loves to wield whips, "Huahua wants to write about a vengeful goose spirit?"

Taihe, who has a bad temper and likes to swing a whip, "How did you get tortured when you wrote it?"

"..." She guessed it completely, Ye Fan just wanted to write about how the goose was tortured and killed, and he wrote it from the perspective of the goose, and then readers would never dare to eat goose after reading it, hahahahaha~

He thought it was a good idea, so he went to Jinjiang to post a copy first, and then came back to the group to talk about environmental protection. Comrade Zhen also posted a picture of the environment being polluted. On it was a turtle stuck in a plastic bag. Very pitiful.

So Ye Fan had an idea, and thought that if he wrote it from the perspective of garbage, maybe there would not be so many people's disgust. After all, goose intestines are really cruel.

He quickly came up with a copy, the style of painting is like this.

"A Special Tourism History of a Plastic Bag"

I am a plastic bag, the kind used by people, commonly known as garbage, I was thrown into the river, a group of unseen fish passed through my body, until one day, a turtle swallowed it in one gulp Get off me.

don't want!I'm just trash that will hurt you!

It seems a bit dirty, don't worry about it, hang it up when you have time, and publicize it first.

After tossing and tossing, he finally felt sleepy, coupled with the computer radiation, he couldn't help but lay down on the bed and fell asleep.

Not surprisingly, I had a dream again at night. I dreamed that the collection suddenly rose by [-], and someone threw a deep-water torpedo for him. Oh, my mother, he was so excited. Repay the comrade who smashed the torpedo, and when he wakes up, he can still remember the brain hole that wrote meat.

It’s just that a great god in the entertainment industry receives threatening letters every day, saying, “I want to fuck you to death.” “I want to fuck you.”

"Your body is mine, and I will collect it at what date."

However, that day, the great god in the entertainment industry hired a large number of security guards, but it was of no use. When he woke up, he found himself lying in a small dark room, and someone was stalking him on the bed, and it turned out to be a Familiar faces, mom!Ji Shang.

Ji Shang was completely naked, with a sinister smile on his face.

……

To be honest, Ye Fan was startled awake.

He was still dazed for a while after waking up, wondering why Ji Shang usurped the stage?

But Ji Shang's figure is really good, and he reacted at a glance. Men are all honest, and when he wakes up in the morning, Ye Fan reacts.

To be honest, he doesn't understand why he does this to a villain, it's like love at first sight, well, he's only a little interested at the moment, and hasn't developed it yet.

He glanced outside through the screen, and found that the sky was not yet fully lit, and it was boring to wake up too early. He wanted to continue to sleep, but he couldn't live up to his crotch, so he simply started thinking about those little things to make it easier for him to come out.

All he thought was that two men were entangled together. He didn't know when he started to get this problem, probably because he kept writing about meat. He could accept same-sex relationships, but he was a little estranged from the relationship between men and women. But in life, he is also interested in beautiful girls, so he can't tell whether they are the same sex, but there is a word that suits him, double.

Shuang means that he can be a man or a woman, but he can only accept men who are weaker than himself, the kind who can cling to others.

Of course it's not like Jixia, everyone is like a bird and he is an ostrich, but Ji Shang is more in line with his aesthetics, classical beauty.

Ye Fan thought about it and suddenly had an idea, doesn't he have a system?With the system's three-dimensional stereoscopic image, it is as if it is in front of your eyes, and there is sound, so why not do it?

He did as he said, put on the specific earphones, and thought about the fantasy in his mind, two naked bodies slowly took shape, doing things inappropriate for children in front of him.

The image became clearer and clearer, as if in front of his eyes, Ye Fan took a closer look, and almost spat out a mouthful of blood.

Damn, the system is not interesting enough, but it still plays mosaics!

Mosaic!

There is no such thing as mosaic!

Show me the mosaic when you take off your pants?

"I want to study the human body!" He took off his underwear and threw it over. The underwear passed through two human figures and stuck to the wall.

☆、Enlighten Ji Shang

Then the image also disappeared.

……

Ye Fan brewed for a while, and got up by himself to prepare the story he was going to tell today. He likes to talk about his own imagination, and he doesn't like myths and legends.

Ever since he has no worries about food and drink, he seems to be lazy again. Life is really quite lacking in pursuit. He always likes to push mornings to afternoons and afternoons to evenings, and only explodes at the last minute.

Just like code words, you can write as many tasks as you want in a week, and you don’t bother to write a little bit more.

Now he is lazy again, thinking that he will only tell stories at night, and it is not too late to prepare at noon.

So I started surfing the Internet as a matter of course. In fact, there is nothing to look at. I just stare at my stocks every day, saying that I have never been willing to sell them. I stare at them from time to time every day, looking forward to wearing them back.

Because he can still contact Hyundai, Ye Fan didn't tell his family his password or anything. He usually goes back several times a month. Now that he can't go back, he buys things from Taobao and sends them back, saying that he is safe. His mother was happy every day, thinking that he was finally filial, and she didn't find that everyone was gone until now.

Time passed quickly during the entertainment, and I didn’t play much. I just chatted and watched the news by the way. I was excited when I heard that Obama learned to use chopsticks. It shows that the motherland is strong and developed countries have to pay attention to it.

Ye Fan is very much looking forward to Obama's defeat in Chinese food. To be honest, there are not as many food in the world as in China. It really is flying in the sky, running on the ground, and everything that can move and can't move has escaped the Chinese people. Fayan has joined the KFC luxury lunch.

He wandered around for a while, the time was running out, and finally moved his buttocks when he had to move, wrote down what he wanted to say, and organized his voice.

It was already evening after he finished it, and he felt good after not eating for a day, but he still couldn't resist his body's instinct, even if he wasn't hungry, he couldn't stop eating.

For dinner, he found a few mushrooms and grilled them on skewers. Without Jixia, he couldn't even catch fish, and he didn't even want to eat fish. Besides, he had to gut it, which was too lazy to do it alone.

After filling his stomach, he had to go to the inner courtyard. Because of his special status, the steward specially gave him an entry and exit sign to prevent him from being kicked out.

Storytelling is not that easy. In order to get himself into the best state, he will sharpen his gun before each storytelling, drink two cups of spiritual tea, and moisten his throat, so as not to cough or hoarse when the time comes.

The spirit tea from the Demon Realm is very useful. After drinking a cup, his voice is very bright and has its own magnetism. It is very different from his usual voice, just like a modern singer. When he is not singing, his voice is very ordinary. He came out alone, so he must have done his homework.

It is also useful to hold Buddha's feet temporarily. Ye Fan articulates clearly, and he says one thing after another. In addition, he has written the manuscript on paper in advance, so he can just read it.

"Once upon a time, there was a fairy who worked very hard in the fairy world, but he was not talented enough. No matter how hard he tried, he was still trampled underfoot, so he scolded God, 'You are not fair! I worked so hard, You can only see those talented people, I don't agree! You don't have eyes!'

The sky turned overcast in an instant, and a thunder that was as thick as a child's arm rained down. The thunder was terrifying, and it struck down suddenly, almost killing the immortal.

I don't know how to get it, but the immortal was so angry that he was not afraid at all, 'If you have the guts, beat me to death!I'm not afraid of you! '

boom!

Lei Jie became more and more terrifying, flickering around him, ordinary people would have fainted from fright, but the immortal kept cursing God, and many vicious words kept coming out of his mouth.

That day, the thunder and lightning kept flashing and the sky was overcast, but he didn't strike him to death.

It is said that the sky is going to rain, it means God is sad, the sky is going to be sunny, it means God is happy, the thunder and lightning that day, maybe God is angry.

The fairy didn't care, he was drenched and went back in a mess, he should eat and drink as usual.

But things seemed to be different from that day on, he always saw white shadows drifting away from time to time, the door would close automatically, and someone would always push him, making him embarrass himself in front of him.

But when I looked back, there was nothing.

He is a gentleman, magnanimous, and a villain hides dicks, so he has never thought about that.

Until one day, he accidentally fell down, as if someone was pushing and tripping him on purpose, but when he turned around, there was nothing there, instead, a man's laughter came.

That laughter was magnetic and deep, even better than the most beautiful laugh in the fairy world.

But the fairy was so nervous that he thought he was hallucinating, and finally realized something was wrong when he was sleeping at night.

There seems to be a man in the dream, with his back to him every day, with long silver hair reaching his waist, he has no clothes, because any clothes don’t match him, you will feel ashamed just by looking at him, and you are ashamed .

That man is...

Well, that's all for today, and the details will be announced in the next issue. "

After talking for several episodes, Ye Fan has figured out the rules. People in the demon world don't only like to hear stories from the demon world, and they don't reject those in the fairy world. It probably stems from the heart of gossip. In addition, it's just a story, so there's no need to take it seriously. No one cares about it.

It's a pity that every time he speaks, no one speaks. Everyone listens quietly. I'm really not used to it, and no one rewards him. Only more and more people prove that he is still a little popular. However, no one is pursuing it, which still means that what he said is not good and there is no consensus. Everyone is just interested and will not be addicted.

Because in the back, Ye Fan couldn't see the audience in front, and the people in front couldn't see the back, and the barrier between the two sides was restricted up and down, preventing people's spiritual thoughts from passing in or going out.

Probably because actors need to put on makeup. Before they put on makeup, they are ugly and shameless. They will die when they see each other, so they simply block them, and they can't come out without makeup.

After Ye Fan finished speaking, he started to pack his things. By the way, he put away the tea that the steward gave him. The tea was quite expensive. Although Ye Fan couldn't drink it, he could tell that the outer packaging became more expensive every time. This book also broke my heart, probably to please someone.

etc!To please someone?

Then this person must have a particularly noble status, and there are quite a few people with such ostentation in the inner courtyard, but Ye Fan only knows one, Ji Shang.

Wouldn't it be so coincidental?

He poked his head out and took a look, but he didn't expect to see Ji Shang. He was sitting in the private seat, preoccupied, he didn't know what he was thinking, and he didn't even react when he was told.

It seems that Ji Xia really brought him pressure, seriously affected his life, and even made him feel tricky, so he lost his mind.

Of course, Ye Fan is to be blamed for this. He made a contract with Jixia and took him out to play, which made Jixia find something interesting. He didn't want to sleep alone in the dark.

In the past, his greatest pleasure was to go to the zoo to play with the "friends" in the zoo, because they ignored him and looked at him with a look of hatred. He felt that he was not interested in playing so much Yes, I fell asleep honestly during the day, so I didn't cause any trouble for Ji Shang, and now it's a big trouble.

Ji Shang probably didn't dare to sleep anymore.