All furniture and dead things fall in love with me [Rebirth]

"Has anyone ever said that the general can be beaten sometimes?"

"Yes." Bai Wuze replied honestly, "But what does that have to do with me?"

"..."

Song Rui suddenly didn't know what to say, it turned out that the general still had such a shameless side.

"Stop talking, the police are coming soon." Bai Wuze glanced outside the door, "Let's go first."

Although they are also in the iron job, but I have to say that being entangled by the police is also very troublesome. How can I have time to date when I make this note and that note?

The general helped the slightly crooked mask, and held up his hand to open the way ahead.

The sound of well-trained footsteps at the door was uniform, and the police moved faster than they thought, "It's here, kick the door."

The general paused, looked around, and suddenly picked him up and slammed into the French window next to him. Because the speed was too fast, Song Rui only had time to scream, and he had already flown out. The feeling of weightlessness hit him, and the two fell from the eleventh floor. go down.

This horse riding was too exciting, and Song Rui, who had always been calm, couldn't hold back. He instinctively hugged Bai Wuze's neck with his arms, and closed his eyes tightly.

His heart was pounding, he didn't think he would die, but it would be difficult to calm down for a while.

I don't know how long it took, but the feeling of weightlessness finally faded away. The general stepped on the mech and stopped on a bridge not far away.

Song Rui let go of his hand and straightened his messy hair, "I forgot to tell you just now, there is actually a back door upstairs."

But it's a little small, it's hidden behind the counter, that's where the group of salesmen ran away just now, the general shouldn't bow his head and go through that back door, right?

"It's faster this way." The general put away the mech, he preferred the simple and rude way to go around the long way to get behind.

Song Rui shrugged, "By the way, where shall we go next?"

It's still early enough to play for a few more hours.

"What do you think?" The general didn't study the game.

"The general is so poor, let's go to a cheaper place." Song Rui snickered, "I know there is an amusement park nearby."

"Playground?" Bai Wuze obviously didn't think Song Rui would want to go to that kind of place.

"What's wrong?" Song Rui looked at him dissatisfied, "Can't I go to that kind of place?"

In fact, it does not match his personality. The playground is a place where young and energetic couples go, and it doesn't match him at all.

"Anyway, no one knows it's me wearing a mask." Song Rui also wanted to be self-willed, "And I have a general to accompany me to embarrass myself, what am I afraid of?"

The expression of the general is like this, (=_=)

"If I'm recognized, the general will also take off his mask." Song Rui smiled unclearly, "Shame face with me."

The general had no objection, "It's easy to say."

"Then let's go." Song Rui waved and stopped a taxi. The two of them opened the door and got in. They briefly explained the location to the driver. The driver knew the location and drove them to the playground.

Because it’s not far from here, the driver deliberately made a detour to make up the minimum consumption, “It’s 19 yuan in total, should I pay by cash or by using the brain?”

"Cash." The general pulled out a [-] note and handed it to the driver, "There's no need to look for it."

Although the general is poor, he still has a little money.

The amusement park is bigger than imagined, overcrowded, and there are hawkers everywhere. These people who usually don't have a business license can just push a cart and come out to do business.

Of course, everyone also eats this set, which is cheap and delicious.

"Mr. Pig, I want to eat cotton candy." Song Rui pointed to a booth not far away, which was full of children. If the general lined up, he seemed very loving.

"Marshmallow." Bai Wuze took a look, "You wait for me here, I'll come later."

"Yeah." Song Rui waved at him, and found the nearest seat to sit down, "Hurry up, Mr. Pig."

Because there are so many people here, it's not good to always call him General General, so I simply call him Mr. Pig, but Mr. Pig doesn't seem to mind at all.

"Just buy one." He just wanted to taste the taste, he didn't really want to eat it, and he couldn't finish it if he bought too much.

Mr. Pig made an OK gesture to show that he knew.

Today is probably Sunday, and there are a lot of children. Mr. Pig's slender figure is mixed with the children, and the cool aura all over his body has lost its effect.

They are also smart, looking at the general with big eyes twinkling, "Brother, I want it too."

So Mr. Pig let him jump in the queue, and there was a beginning. The children who lined up honestly at the back also started to be dishonest, and they came to jump in the queue. It is estimated that the year of the monkey will not be able to eat cotton candy.

Song Rui raised his eyebrows, he just likes to see Mr. Pig being stupid, it's very cute.

Mr. Pig probably rarely comes into contact with children, and he has nothing to do with this group of children who are doing their best, and there is an air of being defeated by you all over his body.

Song Rui beckoned, and a balloon seller ran over cleverly, holding a bunch of balloons in his hand.

"Would you like to buy balloons, sir?"

"how much is it?"

"Two yuan each." Because Song Rui had no children around him, the peddler hesitated.

"I want it all." Song Rui asked him to come closer and whispered in his ear.

After a while, the peddler ran to the stand next to the marshmallows with a balloon in his hand, "Don't miss it when you pass by, the top ten will get free balloons."

As soon as he yelled this, the children instantly shifted their targets and ran to grab the balloons. Few people competed with Bai Wuze for marshmallows. Too short to see anything.

Relying on his height, the general picked him up with one arm and hung him by the side of the booth, waiting for the cotton candy to be ready.

It didn't take long for a colorful cotton candy to be rolled up. The general took it and handed it to the little brother, and finally rolled one and walked towards this side.

"Why don't you have any colors?" Because white sugar comes in red, white, and other colors, the ones made are also colorful, which are very popular among children.

"I'm afraid there are pigments." The general handed him the marshmallow.

"I just tasted it, I didn't really want to eat it." Song Rui took a bite, it was not what he thought, it was a bit too sweet.

"That's it." The eyes under the general's mask flickered twice.

Cotton candy is a rather special thing, and the workmanship is not complicated, because the profit is low and it is basically rare. It is only found in similar playgrounds or large night markets. They are made by some office workers part-time after work, and the taste is not bad. But Song Rui didn't like it.

He was just curious, "It's not as delicious as others say."

In essence, Song Rui is also a foodie. He often watches some food channels and learns how to cook from them. But without talent, every scene will get out of control.

The peddler who bought the marshmallows was very solid and rolled a large ball, but unfortunately he only took two bites and threw the rest to the general.

The general hesitated for a moment, turned around and took a bite, Song Rui raised his eyebrows, "You think I'm dirty?"

"No." The general was innocent.

"Why is that?" Song Rui stared into his eyes through the mask. The general has a pair of beautiful blue eyes. I heard that the ancestors were mixed, and the bloodline passed down to his generation is already very weak, but the general's facial features are relatively good. Like foreigners, the same three-dimensional.

"Because..." is a bit like an indirect kiss, (〃v〃), the general is very pure, I always feel a little embarrassed to do this kind of thing, (→＿→)

Who is Song Rui? After reading countless people, he can see through it at a glance, "It turns out that Mr. Pig is shy."

He showed mercy, "Forget it, let you go."

After all, the general is so pure, every time he flirts with him, it feels like a crime.

Song Rui took him around again, and tried almost all the food and drink in the amusement park. Usually, he took a sip or drank, and the rest was handed over to the general. Got a lot of good stuff.

The two basically played everything in the amusement park, watched a movie, and finally stopped under a temporary stage.

Because I forgot the time while playing, it was already night, and fluorescent pillars were lit up on the stage, with a few large characters cobbled together on it.

"Couple battle!"

The name is very naive, but the theme is to provide conditions for couples, Song Rui didn't care about it, and pointed to the couples in the competition and asked Bai Wuze, "Let's participate too."

Bai Wuze held the milk tea in his hand, and took a sip from time to time. This was also thrown to him by Song Rui after taking a sip. He didn't bother him, and drank a lot intermittently.

"Well." (〃v〃),

In fact, he wanted to participate in this kind of couple game more than Song Rui, but because he didn't know how to say it, he simply pretended not to see it.

"Have you played before?" Song Rui tilted his head to look at him.

"No." Bai Wuze shook his head, he had never even been in love, how could he have played.

Speaking of which, Bai Wuze's conditions are good, and there are quite a few females chasing him, but because this guy is not smart, he stays in the military area all day long, and hangs out with a group of old men during the holidays, even giving him a chance to contact None, gradually the females were married off when they reached the age.

He was the only one who continued to be a bachelor. In fact, the general was two years younger than Song Rui, only 26 this year, but the family was already very nervous, so he was blocked at the gate of the military area and asked him to go on a blind date.

The general thought he was so poor that he couldn't even afford a ring, and he still owed a lot of foreign debts, so he stuck to his heart and didn't hurt others by killing him. The reason why he got engaged to Song Rui was because Song Xin gave him a sense of crisis.

What if I marry someone else if I don't start sooner?

(/≧ω＼)

"If you get shy later, just stay there and I'll go find you." Song Rui grabbed his hand.

The first round is a biscuit-eating competition, which is connected by a long and thin biscuit, which cannot be broken or stopped, and it is not counted until both parties have eaten all of them.

There were quite a few couples in the competition, and the competitors were very strong. Neither of them was desperate for prizes, so they fell into a disadvantage from the very beginning.

However, several couples eliminated many people intermittently because of shyness. A corner of the general's mask was lifted, revealing the smooth chin and thin lips, and the other biscuit was biting in the mouth, and the white teeth were looming.

(〃v〃),

Song Rui was opposite him, and also lifted a corner of the mask to reveal his chin and lips.

The cookies were awful, but he hadn't given up yet.

Some people succeeded one after another, but the host did not stop, so they continued, and finally met, but the general bit off the biscuit nervously.

(ー△ー;)

It was really not the right time for the general to be nervous, and the two were eliminated in the first round.

"Listen to my explanation..." The general regretted it too late.

"No need to explain, I know." The general was just shy.

As a single dog, the general is stern and selfless in handling military affairs, but he is a little slow in interpersonal relationships, especially in partnerships, which is hard to bear to look at.

"General."

"Ok?"

"Do you know why I'm going to the lovers conference?"

The general looked elsewhere and had some guesses in his heart, but he didn't say anything.

"Because I want to kiss you." Song Rui said truthfully.

The general's ears turned red instantly, and he hesitated in his movements. After hesitating for a moment, he still lifted the mask and put it on his head tilted. Zhu Bajie was seriously inconsistent with his handsome face, like a demon and an angel, forming a stark contrast.

Song Rui also turned the mask to the back of his head, revealing his entire face.

The fox mask still suits him. Song Rui's temperament has changed from an old-fashioned young man to a mature and stable old fox, with all the water chestnuts worn out in the middle, and he has suffered a lot, which is not easy.

Under the moonlight, the shadows of the trees were mottled, and the two people with outstanding looks slowly came together, the curvature of their profile was flawless.

The general couldn't help himself, his powers were fully activated unconsciously, and the street lights were affected by the magnetic field around him, flickering in the dark, crumbling.

boom!

The light bulb exploded, making a loud noise, and the two who were so scared that they almost kissed stopped.

General, "..."

▼-▼ "Listen to my explanation..."

Song Rui covered his mouth, "I don't need to explain, I understand." (ー△ー;)

"Oh."

"Mr. Pig, your answer is wrong." Song Rui corrected him.

"Ok?"

"At this time, you should ask me if I have an appointment tomorrow?"

"Then do you have an appointment tomorrow?"

"No date."

"..."