A Guide to Decontamination of the Fast and the Year

Ni Jun thought that this could embarrass him, but Liang Min smiled lightly and said seriously: "Are you making fun of me? There are many folk men who start families at the age of 16, and I am already seventeen. How could it be 'too early'? Although Immortal cultivators usually pursue the way of heaven and are not trapped in love and human relations, but it is common for couples who are dual cultivators. Ni Jun...you are two years older than Min, have you ever thought about getting married with Taoist couples?"

The two came from reckless backgrounds, and the Yunlong faction was not a place with strict discipline. The master and servant spoke very casually, and there were no big school rules to restrain them.

Instead of clearing it up, he made himself very embarrassed.Do you want to say that you are devoted to Taoism, and don't consider getting married or seeking a Taoist partner, just rely on your own aptitude?

System: Don't ask me.You should answer, master, Ni Jun's body, mind, and spirit, everything belongs to you.

Ni Jun: Likes and dislikes, I can't tell.

Ni Juan hesitated to just confess his sexuality, but Liang Min saw his troubled face and said happily, "Since you have no intention of doing so, let's rely on each other and talk for comfort."

System: The protagonist Liang Min harvested a loyal dog Ni Jun.

Ni Jun: Stop fooling me!He just didn't register with others, right?In fact, all that should be done...

System: It's boring if you understand so well!How can you show cuteness to your master when you are so boring?

The next day, the master and the servant rode up and down the sect to see them off and set off on the road.Ni Juan glanced back, Ming'er, who was crying endlessly, seemed to be dragged in by her father, and the head wife leaned against the door frame and stared up...

Being able to leave this terrible place, Ni Jun felt happy for Liang Min.

It's like going out for an outing, looking for mountains and rivers, the sky is blue and the grass is green, so it's very pleasant.Do you think the author asked Liang Min to come out just to activate the new dungeon on his way?So simple!Strange, the one who exploded with top-quality materials; girl, the girl who crossed the racial and age boundaries... Let's all come to a dozen!

No, about a quarter of an hour into the top of the mountain, the two of them found a place to rest, and a fat porcupine lay down in front of them with an unbelievably calm attitude.

"I'm not dazzled, is this... a pig with long thorns?" Ni Juan wiped his eyes in surprise, unable to believe what this stupid and cute thing is going to do?

Liang Min glanced at it inquiringly, and replied: "Porcupine, a third-rank spirit beast. Although the rank is not low, the really powerful ones are the thorns on its back. I heard that the meat of this beast is tender, do you want to taste it? "

Ni Juan licked his lips and couldn't bear to say: "That's so embarrassing! It looks harmless to humans and animals, so I can't do it..."

Just as he was talking, the porcupine kicked its hind legs from the ground, and came over with small steps.When approaching the two of them, he quickly rotated his fat body and pointed the spike that was as long as his body at Ni Jun.

While he was dumbfounded, Liang Min calmly drew out the spirit sword pinned to his waist, and pierced the soft belly of the porcupine as if inadvertently.The ear-piercing howl startled the forest bird, and its seemingly bulky body fell to the ground.

Ni Jun, who was almost hurt, took care of it without psychological pressure this time.Under the guidance of the system, Ni Jun quickly mastered the elementary fire spirit technique.Fiery power gathered at the fingertips, and a cluster of flames expanded at a speed visible to the naked eye.He tossed the flame into the woodpile, and it ignited the fire easily.

Ni Jun: This feeling is amazing...

System: It seems that some kind of power broke through the confinement of the body and spewed out...

Ni Jun: Don't think that such a description won't be harmonized!

Liang Min looked at "Roast Suckling Pig" and was amazed: "Ni Jun, what else do you not know?"

Many immodest male protagonists with pure love would answer solemnly: "Have a baby!" Ni Jun didn't have the face to say that, he honestly explained: "Dancing, teaching, fighting, exercising..." Seeing Liang Min showing With a suspicious look on his face, he consciously shut his mouth.

Cut open the pork belly, revealing a stone-like thing with a faint glow inside. "Pig treasure?" Ni Jun saw news on the Internet that "chicken treasure" was dissected from the belly of a chicken. It is actually a diseased egg cell. Its basic composition is similar to egg yolk, and it is said to be extremely valuable.

System: Don't be ridiculous, this is a boar.

Ni Jun subconsciously looked at the burnt part of the lower edge of the pig, his face full of embarrassment.

Liang Min, on the other hand, ignored Ni Jun's unrestrained speculation, took it off and looked at it carefully, and sighed: "It's rare! This is actually the core of a spirit beast? There are not many third-order spirit beasts that can cultivate the core!"

I found the treasure!Ni Jun carefully took the slightly warm thing and put it into the ring.

After eating and drinking enough, it's time to go on the road again.At night, the two came to the lake in the mountains and forests.The bright moonlight sprinkled on the sparkling water, and the overlapping parts of the dark blue and elegant water shone with mottled mottled mottled...

System: There's something I don't know if I should tell you... Tell me, I'm afraid I'll scare you; don't tell me, I'm afraid I'll scare you!

Ni Jun: Anyway, it will scare me, right?Now that you have raised my curiosity, why don't you tell me?

System: Forget it, let me prepare you mentally!There is a powerful character in the lake—although she is not the strongest in this book, but with your current cultivation, she is invincible.

Ni Jun: We won't die or get hurt?

System: To some extent... She really has no intention of letting you die.

Ni Jun: That's good!

When I came back to my senses, Liang Min was no longer by my side!The subtle changes in the light and shadow by the lake made Ni Jun look over nervously... a delicate and graceful back was facing him, and he swam towards the center of the lake.She is a woman with long hair that sinks into the water, white and dazzling skin, and a thick tail—especially Liang Min, who is still lying unconscious on it!

Ni Jun: Is that the mermaid princess or a descendant of Nuwa?

System: ...has some connection with the Nuwa clan.This mountain is a fragment of the ancient god stone, which contains a trace of chaotic power.Therefore, this girl borrowed it to cultivate into a mountain spirit, and possessed the cultivation base of Yuanying.At present, the leader of Lingyun Sect is nothing more than Nascent Soul Dzogchen.

Ni Jun: Don't tell me, she arrested Liang Min just to have sex with him!

System: Then there are other purposes?Liang Min has an excellent physique for cultivating immortals, with a pure mind and body.Using his essence and blood can help him transform into form.

Ni Jun: Does anyone believe in this setting?Obviously, the stallion hero should have won at least three women...

System: Believe it or not, she did!

Reluctantly, Ni Jun jumped into the water and swam towards the big tail, oh no, the sleeping Liang Min "beauty".After chasing to the middle of the lake, they disappeared.Ni Jun was horrified, could it be that they dived into the water?

On the huge crystal couch, the half-human, half-snake woman leaned down to watch the boy's delicately carved face.Liang Min opened his eyes and stared at her blankly.

"Do you think I'm beautiful?" Her voice was like a woman from the sky, with a dream-like charm.

"Beautiful!" Liang Min never blinked or shook his pupils, as if he was captured by this woman.

"Do you love me?" She smiled, not surprised by the boy's answer.

"...Love!" Liang Min replied mechanically.

She glanced at the mysterious light, glanced at Liang Min, suddenly put away her smile, and grabbed his neck angrily: "How dare you lie to me! You already have someone in your heart!"

Liang Min frowned, finally regained his senses, and stared at her in pain and indifference.

"You can actually resist my magic! Who are you? I don't believe it! I don't believe it! I finally found a suitable person..."

"Someone in my heart? Me..." Liang Min closed her eyes, ignoring her hysteria.

"I don't believe you love him so much! I..." That man dared to dive underwater to find him?

The water in this lake is so deep... Is it to test the limits of loyal dogs?Ni Juan felt like his lungs were about to explode... No way, just when he was about to go up to catch his breath, a strange and mysterious light surrounded him...

It felt like a strange change had taken place in the body, the headache was gone, the body was lighter, and even the spirit was cleansed.It turned out that Liang Min was swimming towards him!

He grabbed his hand and led himself to swim upwards.Finally coming out of the water, Ni Jun gasped for breath.

Paji, an unexpected kiss strikes!what's the situation?

System: Congratulations on being recruited!In the original book, you were punished for disturbing their good deeds.I didn't expect it to be the same after all, hahaha...

What punishment?kiss?

Ni Jun suddenly felt something was wrong, why did he feel like his chest was being grabbed?Would a man's chest be so easy...to grab?

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!Why does he have women's boobs?Wait a minute... where's his little brother?

And Liang Min, this stinky and shameless person, could it be that he wants to have a good time while his brother becomes a woman?

Stop playing!Ni Jun wants to go back...

Ni Jun: Come out and explain to me!

System: Explain what?Her eyes locked on you, not allowing you to struggle at all!

Ni Jun: Then what is going on with this perverted Liang Min?

System: Think you are beautiful as a woman?This is a plot that does not exist in the novel!I have no idea!

Ni Jun: Listen to how ridiculous this is!What the hell is going on with this trick?

System: Ancient spells.If you get water on your body, you will become a woman, and if you dry it, you will recover.

Ni Jun: Can't be eliminated?

System: Few people know the ancient spells now, not to mention, it is the curse of the Nascent Soul Master... Why don't you hurry up and practice to the Nascent Soul Stage, maybe you can get rid of it.