A and M's Daily Season 2

People who came to attend the wedding arrived in New York one after another and checked into surrounding hotels one after another.Two days before the wedding, I called Xiao D, the boss, sister and brother to have dinner together. They are all acquaintances, and everyone knows each other.Ordered a lot of wine and had a great chat.Halfway through eating, my uncle suddenly asked me, "By the way, will you go out to live the day after tomorrow or should I go out?"

"Why go out and live?"

"It's a pre-wedding tradition. The day before the wedding, the groom can't see the bride. He sleeps in separate beds for one night, and then sleeps in the same bed for life."

I squinted at him: "Which one of us is the bride? Who is the groom? This rule doesn't apply to us, so please save me from being a monster."

The boss interjected: "Oh, that's not necessarily the case, that's what Andrew and I did at the time. We flew to California on different flights and stayed in different hotels the first night. We didn't see each other for a day. When we saw each other again the next day I’ve been holding on for a long time but I just don’t want to let go.”

These words strengthened Lawyer Mi's decision to separate for a day, "Why don't I go out to live tomorrow, usually the bride stays at home and the groom goes out"

I looked at him with an expression of [you're teasing me]: "A person who chooses a wedding dress for three months, are you ashamed to call me the bride?"

"...Then why don't you go out and live?"

After thinking about it again, I felt that it was a bit troublesome to go out, so I said: "You should go out and live, aren't your parents in the Hilton Hotel? Go and sleep with them for a night, it happens that Boss D, my brother and the girl have been here for the past two days There are too many people in my family to live in our house. Your mother also wants you to live in the past. She told me before that it will be the last night of your unmarried single. After the next day, you will become a family people in the room"

On the night after dinner, when I got home, I grabbed a few pairs of underwear and socks, packed a travel bag casually, threw it to my uncle, and threw Lawyer Mi out with his bag.He stood at the door pitifully clutching his bag, "You really want me to live out? That's what I said."

Butter was very excited to see us back. She flopped her short legs and kept pawing, poking her head to look cute. The blue cat pupils blinked and blinked, and her face was full of [I'm very soft, please touch], [I'm very cute] , Please give me a hug]'s little expression.

Bending down to pick him up from the ground, snorting his little head with one hand, the cream nestled in my arms contentedly, I waved to Lawyer Mi outside the door, "Hurry up, remember to lock the door Come on, I took the cream to take a bath. How about my son and dad taking a bath today?"

The cream was being kneaded happily, and there was a series of gurgling sounds in his throat, and he didn't hear the three words "take a bath" at all.After carrying him into the bathroom, opening the bridle to fill the bathtub with water, the little kitten, who was slow to react, finally slowed down his reflex arc, stretched his short legs and began to resist and struggle needlessly.

"Meow meow meow meow!!!"

"Hey, don't make trouble, it's time to take a bath, you stink."

"Meow meow meow meow!"

"No! I have to take a bath today. How can you be as virtuous as your father? Michelle doesn't like to take a bath, and you don't like to take a bath either. They're all dirty."

Put the cream on the top shelf of the cabinet, and slowly began to take off his clothes. Taking off his clothes, he glanced at the little milk cat. He stood on the edge of the cabinet with a dazed face, walking around in fear, looking at me with tears in his eyes. It made a thin and small cry, so pitiful.Butter's legs are very short, only the length of one finger. She has poor jumping ability and is afraid of heights.Once he jumped onto the sofa with great difficulty, but he didn't dare to get off after that, so he could only nest on the edge of the sofa and meow pitifully.

Seeing that the water in the bathtub was getting slower and slower, and the grievances in Butter's beautiful blue eyes were getting more and more, he buried his head in his stomach sadly, curled up into a small ball, and stopped moving, looking like a round snowball from a distance.

I took a small basin, filled some hot water, and then mixed some cold water to adjust the temperature. I carefully put the small basin into the bathtub, picked up the cream, and prepared to put it into the basin.Butter couldn't be happier, her four little paws grabbed the shower curtain and refused to let go, meowing and meowing.The strength of the little milk cat was still no match for an adult, and after a lot of useless struggle and shouting, the cream was still put into the basin.I also lay down in the bathtub and buried my head in the water.Seeing that I had run out of cream in the basin, I immediately panicked, meowing even more miserably, and trying to stretch out my little paws to get it in the water.I took the opportunity to take it out of the basin and put it in the bathtub, and found that the cheated little milk cat had a square face, unbelievably stiff limbs, and small eyes full of despair for the world, motionless in the huge bathtub .

Before going to bed at night, Lawyer Mi couldn't bear it anymore and called to harass her.

I answered it funny: "It's only been a few hours? Who said before that the groom should not contact each other before the wedding."

There was no sound from the other side, and it took a long time before he said: "I can't sleep."

"Can't sleep in the bed of a five-star hotel?"

"Without you, I always feel like something is missing."

"Sure, I'm missing a big man who is nearly two meters high on my bed. I'm so happy now, I can turn around on the bed by myself."

"..."

I stopped teasing him, and said softly, "Go to sleep, I still have work to do tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow is a big day."

"I'm so nervous"

"What's so stressful"

"I'm afraid I won't be there the day after tomorrow"

"How is this possible? Don't be nervous."

"What if the world suddenly ends tomorrow and zombies come down, what should I do?"

I paused and said, "What are you afraid of? Even if the world is doomsday and zombies come, I will marry you."

"...", there was no sound from the other side.

"Hello, Uncle?"

"..."

"uncle?"

"..."

There was a small choked sob from inside, and I had a black thread: "Uncle, you won't cry..."

Lawyer Mi cried, "I'm sure you'll be moved by what you said so nicely."

"..."

I can already imagine the touching scene of my uncle biting the quilt and wiping his little tears.

The next day was the eve of the wedding, Little D and the boss secretly called a stripper and left my address.After returning home from get off work in the evening, I just turned into the aisle and saw a strong blond man with a bucket, wearing a police uniform, a whip and handcuffs around his waist, wearing sunglasses, squatting at the door of the house and waiting.

Seeing me coming, the strong man took off his sunglasses, revealing a handsome face resembling David Beckham, with his thin lips slightly parted: "Hi, I'm here to bring you water." After speaking, he put his hands on his hips and showed off With strong biceps, he opened his shirt and exposed his abs like chocolate bricks.

That waistline!That pec!Those abs!That crotch!I saw my nose bleed three miles away, and almost missed my pants.

That looks!that face!It is completely a replica of my male god Beckham, the similarity is as high as 95%!It fits my dish so well!

Minato shamelessly rubbed it up, and asked with a smile, "Did someone say you look like Beckham?"

The man smiled, "Often, I just look like Beckham."

I stared straight at his abs, and looked back and forth between the face and the abs. The face looked more and more similar, and it was really embarrassing for little D. He asked me a few days ago if I wanted to call a strip for the bachelor party When the gigolo came, I casually said, "Okay, as long as you can find Beckham."In the end, he really didn't know where to find such a fake for me.

"Beckham"'s cell phone rang. He put down the bucket and took out the cell phone to answer the call: "Hi, I'm here...yes, he just came back...you want to talk to him?...OK"

"Beckham" handed over the phone: "Little D wants to talk to you."

I picked it up and said, "Hey, what's the matter?"

There were three shameless people yelling frantically from the opposite side, "Brother, brother! Isn't that man so hot! He is so handsome! Hurry up and take a picture with him and send it to Lao Mi! Is it cute that Beckham delivered the water worker?" Yes! This is what I came up with, you have to thank me!"

"Is it because your abs are very palpable, your butt is particularly upturned, and your thighs are very strong! I heard from Little D that this person is the most expensive in their store. We have made an appointment for you until 10 pm, so don't overplay it! What do you do before 10 o'clock?" It’s okay to toss around, that person is very professional, what we want is a premium package, with all the props!”

"Look, brother, I can really find you if you want Beckham. What do you want next time? We can also try Johnny Depp, or if you want heavy mouth, we can find it in our store. There’s also one who looks like a little plum hahahaha”

"..."

The three of them became more and more excited as they talked, and finally turned into howling ghosts and wolves. They ignored me at all and chatted so high that my eardrums felt hot. They returned the phone to "Beckham", "They should have finished talking, you can Bye."

"Beckham" handsomely took it with one hand and pressed it, stuffed it into his butt pocket, then bent over to pick up the bucket, stepped out of the aisle, and made a gesture of invitation: "Sir, you go first, I am a water delivery person and have to walk in." later."

"..."

He took out the key to open the door, and invited Xiaobei in. After hearing the sound, the butter rushed over, was startled by the "touch" of the bucket on the ground, and then quickly returned to his nest, watching Shrunk inside and probed to look outside. "Beckham" imitated me by taking off my boots, tugging at the collar of my shirt, deliberately lowering his tone, and approaching slowly: "Your house is so beautifully decorated, I like it very much."

It's the first time I'm so close to a male god!It's the first time I'm so close to a male god!Even if he is a whole fake male god!That also has the face of a male god!

"Beckham" leaned against the wall with one hand, slammed into the wall if he disagreed, looked down at me with his height advantage, and smiled charmingly: "Little D said you are a beauty, it seems that I really made money this time.", After finishing speaking, he put his other hand on his face and quickly kissed her.

Lips and teeth intertwined, lingering for a long time before parting panting.

I was so weak from his kiss, I threw myself into his arms and became nympho: "Oh my god, I actually kissed Beckham! I have no regrets in this life! I really have no regrets!"

"Beckham" hugged me to the sofa, and slowly took off the clothes on my body one by one, with a hoarse and sexy voice: "Is there anything you really want to do? I can satisfy you"

I stared brightly and asked, "Is everything really okay?"

He nodded, his tone frantically shaking coolly and tyrannically: "Anything is fine."

I turned on the LCD TV screen, took out a plate and put it in, unfolded the sofa bed, and brought a lot of snacks, red wine and ice cream from the refrigerator, and put them on the table.

"Beckham" also smiled when he saw how enthusiastic I was. He was destined to help pour wine, scoop ice cream, make the bed, take off his shirt and lie on it, and opened his hand to me: "Would you like to sit down?"

I leaned over and said excitedly, "I've been fantasizing about this for a long time."

He raised his eyebrows, "Oh? Really? Don't worry, I will definitely satisfy you today. Do you want to watch the movie first?"

I nodded and chose a program, and the words "Beckham's Best Shots of the Decade" appeared on the screen, and I looked at him excitedly: "You look like Beckham, you must also like football, right? It has always been my dream to watch this DVD with Beckham himself, and today it finally came true."

The naked "Beckham" froze and asked incredulously, "You just want to watch this? What about the others? Don't you want to do something else? I can do anything."

With an expression of [I have all my fucking pants off, just show me this].

I waved my hand and said nonchalantly, "I don't need you for anything else. My boyfriend is about the same height and build as you. He can do anything you can do, but this is the only thing he can't do. After all, he's not a Beckham!"

"..."

Afterwards, "Beckham" accompanied me to watch a full five hours of football documentaries. The two discussed football and chatted enthusiastically, which was extremely fun and satisfying.He also left me a phone call, saying that we will watch the World Cup and the Super Bowl together next time. I happily tipped him $100, and he put on his clothes and left with a bucket and a set of props.

An hour later, Little D called and cursed, with a broken tone: "Asher Zhang! You fucking want to find someone like Beckham just to let people watch the game with you?! You are crazy! Do you know the price of that guy? How much?! Do you know how difficult it is to book him? If it weren't for my relationship, you would never see him in your life!"

I said in a very sincere and grateful tone: "So, thanks to you, I watched the football with Beckham today! He even kissed us~~ Oh, I am so excited and shy"

"Damn it! Just fucking kiss you and you are so virtuous! Then all the props I let him take are free! I really admire you!", He hung up the phone angrily.

At 8,9 and [-] o'clock in the evening, when Xiao D, his sister and the boss came back, they all looked like I hated iron and steel.The boss said regretfully, "You didn't even have sex with such a nice person today. You should think about it. From tomorrow onwards, you will be a married person, and you will never have such a chance again."

The younger sister had two capital letters [Waste] written on her face, and she said sadly: "Brother, you are so serious, forget it if you don't touch it, you should take a few photos and keep them! Tell me about you, except for taking a selfie with him Besides, there are no photos of other body parts!"

Little D gritted his teeth viciously: "That person's price is 1000 dollars, 1000 dollars! I actually paid 4000 dollars to hire someone who is so hot as hell to watch football with you, I'm the real big fool!"

I curled my lips while touching the cream, ignored them, turned and went back to the house.

At almost 11 o'clock in the evening, Lawyer Mi called again. I thought he couldn't bear it anymore: "Uncle, we can meet tomorrow, just hold on for another 12 hours."

He said tremblingly, "Asher, let me tell you something, don't be angry, don't be angry, you must listen to my explanation..."

As soon as I heard his tone, I immediately sat up straight, and asked sharply: "What are you doing now? To be honest."

"I...I just went to see a striptease...but I promise! I didn't do anything! I didn't do anything! Someone just danced and accidentally kissed me! I...I really...QAQ... Don't be angry... Oh, I didn't want to talk about it, my cousin and the others insisted on dragging me, saying that they would hold a bachelor party for me..." By the end, I was incoherent and extremely aggrieved.

I smiled and said, "It's okay, I'll make an exception today and forgive you, it's a bachelor party, I must play a little crazy, I also kissed someone else today."

"That's good, as long as you don't get angry", the next second he screamed again: "What!? Who did you kiss! With whom!"

"Oh, there's no one else, but little D found me a stripper who looks like Beckham. He looks really handsome, with that figure, that muscle... beep beep beep... hello? Uncle?"

A certain French golden retriever with eyes smaller than the eye of a needle directly picked up the phone angrily.

After a while, a text message was displayed on the phone, and I clicked on it to read: "Today, I will barely forgive you! I will not be allowed to get up tomorrow! From now on, you can only kiss me! Only kiss me! Only, can, kiss, I!"

I replied helplessly: "Understood, kiss you, kiss you, just kiss you, go to sleep, tomorrow is a big day, I have a busy day."

One minute later, Lawyer Mi sent another message: "Asher, this is your last chance. Have you thought about it? You still have a chance to go back on your word."

What do you regret, do you regret getting married?It's all here.

I watched the text message in silence for a long time before I typed a line: "It's getting late, go to sleep."