A and M's Daily Season 2

Uncle's birthday is approaching, this time is no different than before, this year he will be 30 years old.In the eyes of foreigners, 30 years old is a very important age.It represents leaving youth and entering middle age.Since two weeks before his birthday, he has been acting like a god, and his mood is extremely unstable.

I held up an empty Nutella jar and asked him, "Did you eat this? I just bought it yesterday and you just ate it?"

Lawyer Mi puffed up his cheeks and argued: "No, I didn't eat it, it's the rats in our house!"

He snorted: "The mouse will unscrew the bottle cap and eat the chocolate sauce with a spoon? Who are you fooling?"

"Hmph, it's not me who eats anyway!"

"Don't talk to me, is it still eaten by ghosts?"

"Oh, what kind of eyes do you have? I ate your chocolate sauce?"

"Don't tell me, I really bought this bottle with my own card. A bottle is 4 yuan and ninety-nine cents. Take the money!"

"..." Lawyer Mi began to play a rogue: "You actually talk about money with me? Talk about money with me? Didn't you agree that what's mine is yours, and what's yours is mine?"

"Whoever said yes to you, I said that what is yours is mine, and what is mine is mine"

Lawyer Mi became upset, turned his head to read and ignored me.I said inexplicably, "Hey, what are you and me doing here?"

"Where did I twist it, it was obviously you who provoked it first"

Eyebrow raised: "Do you want to clean the toilet again?"

He fell silent: "..."

Article 7 of the family rules, those who cook have the right to let those who do not cook do any housework.I am always the one who cooks at home, and I ask my uncle to clean the toilet every time. Attorney Mi hates doing this the most, and keeps playing sloppy with me all day long.Today, my back hurts, my finger is broken, and my ass hurts when I see the toilet... The reasons are all kinds of strange, but I just don’t like to brush.

I looked at the calendar and asked Uncle, "It's your birthday in a few days, how do you plan to spend it?"

Attorney Mi likes to celebrate festivals and birthdays. According to him, any day with an excuse to eat cake is a good day.In the past, two weeks before his birthday every year, my uncle started to plan by himself. He also made a list to remind me how to be a good romantic boyfriend, and "surprised" him step by step according to the steps on the list to celebrate his birthday.

"Wake up at nine o'clock in the morning to Asher's loving kisses"

"Two people eat pancakes and sausages on the bed together, then smear maple syrup all over the body and then have hot sex... ==, Uncle, I will not clean the sheets covered in sticky syrup, you want to do it yourself ?"

Lawyer Mi's voice was shy and coquettish: "Oh, it's my birthday~~"

Read on, "...after breakfast, go to the slimy bath together, then go for a walk in the park hand in hand, and then go to the museum where the 'Night at the Museum' movie was made to see the big dinosaurs... Uncle, we have both been there five times Can't you change homes?"

"Isn't that my birthday QAQ"

"..."

The items listed on that list are all kinds of strange things. It is clearly written what I want to eat for breakfast, lunch and dinner.Ever since I celebrated his birthday in the first year, I bought a cake and didn't prepare anything else. At that night, Lawyer Mi had a look on his face [You actually celebrated my birthday like this? ! ! ] stared at me in disbelief all night.

He fully understands that I am not a romantic material at all, I have never celebrated my birthday twice in my life, how can I still think of celebrating someone else's birthday?Since that day, Lawyer Mi has posted a list on the refrigerator every year, which is full of things I want to do on my birthday. I just need to take one item and complete it.

Uncle didn’t feel any excitement about his birthday this year. This is very abnormal, and it made me a little nervous. I was afraid that he was testing me. After waiting for several days, I didn’t see the sticker. I wondered: " What about this year's watch?"

Lawyer Mi said in a low tone: "I don't have a watch this year, I don't really want to celebrate my birthday this year."

"Why? Your favorite birthday"

He sighed, covered his face and said, "Yeah, I was looking forward to it before. When my colleagues asked me how old I should be this year, I found out that I'm going to be 30 this year."

"What's wrong with being 30? Does that age have any significance in France?"

"It doesn't have any important meaning, but 30 years old is a milestone in my life. I'm going to be 30 soon, and I feel that I should be more mature."

I looked up to the sky and rolled my eyes: "Uncle, you should become mature after the age of 22. You haven't succeeded in the past eight years, and it may not be possible now. Give up the treatment."

"...Asher, don't make trouble, I'm telling you to be serious." Attorney Mi is always triumphant, and his hair is raised and pulled down a lot. He is not in a good mood. It seems that the matter is a bit serious, and I am a little worried. .

"Uncle, what's wrong with you, are you unhappy? This is not like you, your favorite birthday party"

He pulled his hair and curled his lips: "But I'm going to be 30 soon... I'm actually going to be 30... Now that I think about it, I'm worried..."

"What are you worried about?"

"When I was 20 years old, I kept thinking about what goals I needed to accomplish before I was 30 years old, open my own office, earn a lot of money, buy a house, get married, etc... But I will soon be 30 years old. Goals are not being met, many are not being achieved”

I comforted him: "But we bought a house... The houses in New York are very expensive. This has already been considered as one, a big one. Do you know how many people in the United States have a worse life than you? Very many .”

"You can't always compare with poor people. Last week, the company announced a new list of partners, and I was not selected."

"Maybe it will be announced next month, don't worry."

"No, the company only announces once a year. I thought I would definitely be promoted this time, but it turned out not to be me"

I can’t continue what I’m talking about. Things in the workplace are like a mountain. I never interfere in anything in my uncle’s career. I don’t understand the hierarchy of the lawyer industry. I dare not speak anymore, for fear of being photographed. Come on, blow him up again.

Lawyer Mi spread out on the sofa decadently, raised his head and screamed: "I don't want to work because of this recently, I have no motivation, and I don't want to stay in that company"

"Want to change company? Don't you like your current company very much?"

Uncle rolled around on the sofa with a pillow in his arms, muttering in a low voice: "I like it very much...but I want to start my own company. I have always wanted to open my own office and hang a sign with my name on it." on the building."

"Don't worry, this kind of thing has to be done step by step. How long do you think you have only worked in that company, not even a few years."

"At the court last Wednesday, I met a law school classmate who was in the same class as me. He has already opened his own company and has a very good partner." Attorney Mi said lightly, "Many classmates in the same class are very early I became a partner, I am still just an ordinary lawyer, I feel that I am always a step behind other people, I am not reconciled."

He smiled wryly, covered his face with a pillow, and sank again.

Going up and pulling the pillow away from his arms: "Then open one, and when we have saved enough money, we will open an office for you. Instead of being a partner, you can jump a level and become the boss."

"It's not that simple to start a company. It requires contacts, relationships, and money... It takes a lot of money, millions, tens of millions."

"Then let's save slowly, accumulate slowly, and one day, I will open an office for you and you will be your boss. At that time, I can change jobs and work as an accountant for you, counting money every day, and we will work together to make money. "

Lawyer Mi smiled, but did not speak.

In fact, there was still a word I didn’t say at that time: Didn’t Seaman agree to open an office with you before?He broke his promise, then I will accompany you to open the first law firm in the United States founded by a gay couple.

You can't tell him this, or he will laugh at me for being narrow-minded, and I can think about a word for so long.

In the evening, Lawyer Mi turned his grief and anger into appetite. He ate four full bowls of rice before he stopped talking. He patted his belly in satisfaction and went back to the sofa to pretend to be dead.He took me to eat an extra bowl, but I was full, and a big piece of my stomach protruded.My waist is very thin, 1 feet 8, 9 all the year round. My stomach will bulge out when I am full. A round belly is buckled on the abdomen. It looks like I am pregnant, and the proportions are very uncoordinated.Lawyer Mi likes to touch my body, especially my stomach. According to him, it bulges up like a soft pudding after eating, which is very slippery and easy to pinch.Rubbing it back and forth with my thick hands almost made me vomit.

Slapping his salty pig's paws away: "What are you touching? It's disgusting to touch me again."

He was still grabbing and pulling like an octopus, "Your belly is really white, transparent and smooth."

"Let go, let go! I'm going to throw up! Your hand might be strong, it's too heavy!"

Before going to bed, Lawyer Mi hugged me, his eyes rolled around, wondering what he was wandering about.

"Uncle, Uncle, what are you thinking about?"

He said faintly: "I was thinking... why does such a handsome Asian boy follow such an ordinary-looking old man?"

My head was full of black lines: "If you just want to lie to me and say something nice to satisfy your little vanity and make you happy, Michelle, I won't be fooled again this time! Give up!"

Uncle ignored me and continued to say to himself: "My former friends always said that Asher is really a beautiful boy, with such big eyes, he looks really good-looking, he has a good figure, his waist is so thin, and his mind is also very good. Smart, I envy you, Michelle"

"..."

"I'm seven years older than you, seven years old... I must be old first." He lowered his head, looked at me and asked, "You said that when I am old, my butt is drooping, my face is wrinkled and ugly, if you abandon me I, what should I do if I go to someone else?"

I rolled my eyes: "No way, when you are old, your butt is sagging, your face is full of wrinkles, and you are ugly to death, I will pay you for a full set of plastic surgery to make sure you look even better than you do now."

Lawyer Mi's face collapsed in an instant, and he said in a resentful tone, "Do you think I don't look good now? QAQ"

"..."

Although Uncle didn't want to celebrate his birthday this year, his colleagues insisted on throwing him a grand birthday party after they knew that he was going to be 30 this year.The bosses of the office paid for takeaway, bought a multi-layered cake, covered with shiny edible diamonds, spelled the words "30 years old, the new 20 years old", and called me to join Play in the past.

The quiet office is rarely bustling with excitement. There is a large table of sumptuous Texas food and beer, grilled steak, grilled pork, grilled chicken wings, grilled pork belly, grilled corn, macaroni and cheese, and potato salad. Lawyer Mi’s favorite food .Everyone ate and chatted together, sang karaoke, made the employees on other floors complain, and was choked back by a boss who slammed the door: "We just quarreled, why don't you sue us if you have the ability? Oh no, we are lawyers." , I'll see what you can do." It was quite annoying.

After going crazy all afternoon, when I came home at night, Lawyer Mi excitedly told me to ask for a gift, and I suddenly felt a thump in my heart: It's over, I used to prepare gifts for the list listed by my uncle, but I don't have a watch this year, so let me give this matter to you. forget…

Seeing the look on my face when I did something wrong, he became unhappy again, and shouted: "You didn't prepare a gift for me? Could it be that you won't take the initiative to buy it if I don't remind you?"

I had an idea, and said stiffly: "Who said that? I prepared a gift for you! It's a big gift!"

"Where? You must have forgotten."

I walked over to him and hugged him, and said in an ambiguous tone: "Then if I say, my gift for you this year is...you can do whatever you want tonight, you can do whatever you want?"

"Really?" Lawyer Mi hastily added, "Is it okay to ask for anything?"

After thinking for a few seconds, I still gritted my teeth and agreed: "Any request is fine, just this once today, make an exception!"

He frowned and thought for a while, then said with deep wisdom: "Do you still remember an episode in the fifth season of The Big Bang Theory, Xie Er tried hard to please Holder in order to meet Hawking?"

"Of course I remember, I watched that episode several times, and I died laughing, Xie Er was wearing a maid outfit..." I couldn't laugh anymore, and said with a mournful face, "No way..."

He rubbed his chin and smiled, raised his eyebrows meanly: "oui, monpetitcherie~ (yes, my little cutie)"

"..." In an instant, there was an urge to slap myself several times: to make you soft-hearted, to call you cheap, to tell you to agree casually...

"But you have already passed through the maid, let's change it this time."

Instantly breathed a sigh of relief: "Really? That's great. As long as it's not a maid outfit, anything else is fine."

He rubbed his chin, stared at me and continued to smile wretchedly.

My back felt chills when he saw him: "Why do you laugh so terribly..."

That night, lying on the bed wearing Wonder Woman's erotic lingerie, I realized another precious truth: "You can eat indiscriminately, but you really can't talk indiscriminately. If you play tricks with lawyers, it's just fucking stupid." Ask for death."

Lawyer Mi stood by the bed in a matching superman suit and looked down at me, smiling like a spring breeze: "What did I say, you are so thin, you must be able to wear women's clothes."

Hey... I've been completely screwed in my life.