A and M's Daily Season 2
Chapter 12 Baby
The baby squirrel can eat and sleep. It has been raised by Lawyer Mi for more than a month. It has grown hair and is not bald anymore. It is fluffy and very cute.This time, Lawyer Mi made up his mind to take good care of it, and took it with him to work, because he was afraid that I would secretly throw the squirrel out of the building when he was not at home.
I poked his chest angrily and asked, "In your eyes, am I such a cold-blooded person?"
Lawyer Mi replied frankly: "Asher, I know that the blood flowing from your body must be hot, but you really hate animals, dare you say you haven't thought about it that way?"
"..."
The person who had really thought so was suddenly speechless and did not reply.Lawyer Mi saw that my expression was wrong, and asked more and more, "You really thought about it?! You actually want to throw it away? Isn't it our child?!"
Listen, this tone, this attitude, this description, this description, what I said is the same as a vicious stepmother who can't see her ex-wife and children.
I quibbled: "I really thought about it at first...but I don't want to anymore. I've kept it for so long, so I can throw it away wherever I can."
Lawyer Mi refused to let me go easily, so he whistled and called the baby squirrel.The little squirrel, who didn't know where to go, ran over when he heard the order, and climbed along Lawyer Mi's pants all the way to his chest.
Lawyer Mi held the baby squirrel lying on his chest in his hands, and let it face me, "Now look into Peanut's eyes, and say that sentence again."
Peanut is the name we gave the baby squirrel. After being able to eat complementary food, the baby gray squirrel with yellow hair on the forehead likes to eat peanuts the most. He doesn’t even look at other kinds of nuts, and only eats raw peanuts.When we were not paying attention, he sneaked into the peanut jar and ate it secretly. Once he ate too many peanuts and was trapped in the jar and couldn’t get out. He hugged his tail pitifully at the bottom of the jar and waited for a long time before he started calling help.
Peanut stared at his small black eyes, tilted his head and looked at me, his expression was exactly the same as that of Lawyer Mi behind him, as innocent as he could be.
"..."
"Asher, don't you have anything to say to Peanut?"
"...Uncle, you know it's an animal, so it can't understand human language, right?"
Lawyer Mi stared and raised Baby Squirrel again, with an expression of "If you don't say that sentence today, I won't let you forget it".
"Okay! Let me say!", reaching out to take the peanut, "Both of you are my babies, are you satisfied?"
Baby No. [-] Lawyer Mi was satisfied, and came up to kiss him, "You are my baby too ( ̄︶ ̄))"
Hearing it made me feel black, and I wished I could pounce on him and bite him to death.
Peanut grew from the size of the palm of his hand to the length of the forearm. His personality followed that of Mr. Mi, and he was very lively and active, always jumping up and down.In order to let it practice climbing trees.Uncle bought a fake tree with a height of more than one meter. Within two days, the peanuts were stripped and bald. Sharp little paw prints.It's not just the trees that suffer, it's bad luck everywhere the peanuts go.Lawyer Mi took it to play at home, throwing the pine cones picked up outside, and the little things flew up, twirled, jumped, and I closed my eyes...
With a loud "bang", it hit the crystal chandelier on the ceiling... It fell straight to the floor...
"peanut!"
"Oh my god, this lamp is very expensive!"
Lawyer Mi dropped the pine cone and ran over quickly, carefully held the dead peanuts on the floor in his hands, and examined them carefully.
The baby pine hugged its big tail, huddled into a ball with tears in its eyes, and pitifully rubbed its little head against Lawyer Mi's thumb.
"It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt at all." Attorney Mi lovingly hugged it, took out a special pacifier and stuffed it into Peanut's mouth, and fed it some milk.
Peanut stretched out his little paw to hold the needle, and was very happy to eat.
Recently, the destructive ability of this little thing has been comparable to that of the dog-fighting dog-husky.Hit the wall and hit the glass without paying attention.I can't count how many times I watched it climb up the sofa wagging its big tail, looking at the blue sky and white clouds outside the floor-to-ceiling windows (our house is on the top floor of the apartment, the 31st floor), looking up at the sky, its eyes are moving, and it spreads its wings...
With a bang, it hit the floor-to-ceiling glass like a large character...
The problem is that Peanut not only inherited Lawyer Mi's cuteness, but also his twisted temper, saying what he said.The little squirrel that fell on the glass just now slid down the window, ran to the sofa again, looked up at 45 degrees, gazed, full of hope, and flew again...
"Paji" slammed into the glass again...
So repeated... Persistence... The spirit of perseverance is admirable.I was terrified of hitting again and again, how could the glass be fixed if it was broken.In order to prevent it from hitting the glass when it sees it, I spread a layer of cloth on all the reflective things in the house.
……
After feeding, I put the baby squirrel back into the den to sleep. The little thing that had just hit its head curled up in a ball of grievances, and fell asleep after a while.
Lawyer Mi dragged me to the kitchen with a worried expression on his face, and said in a low voice, "Should we check Peanut's intelligence? Why does it keep hitting the glass? What can I do if I pretend to be stupid?"
I had an expression of [You're kidding me, Excuseme], and complained in my heart, why don't you check your own IQ?Deal with him casually: "Maybe it's the nature of squirrels. Don't squirrels like to climb trees and scurry around? Our house is so high, it will give it the illusion that it wants to fly higher."
Attorney Mi held his chin and thought for a while: "Then why don't I take Peanut out for a walk later?"
…Take a squirrel out for a walk, is it like a meat bun beating a dog, gone forever?
If you take a squirrel out of the house, can it come back?
Then I thought about it again, just right, let my uncle take Peanut out to play, if Peanut runs away by itself and returns to nature, it will save me from being a bad person.
He had a good idea, so he quickly agreed with him, "Okay, you can take it to Central Park in the evening, where there are many pine trees and squirrels, and it happens to play with Peanut and has company."
In the evening, when I was cooking, my uncle went out with peanuts and a bag of nuts.While chopping vegetables, I thought happily: Now I can finally get rid of that little thing.After Peanut grew up a bit, Attorney Mi actually proposed to let him sleep with us, but I sternly, quickly and decisively rejected it.
He muttered unhappily: "Many owners sleep with their pets, why can't Peanut sleep with us?"
I was so angry that I threw it over and said: "Sleep with me or sleep with it, you can only choose one of the two! You can figure it out yourself"
Lawyer Mi stared at me with wide eyes, without speaking.
That night, Lawyer Mi secretly hugged the quilt, pillow and peanuts, and went to the guest room consciously, leaving me alone on the bed gnashing my teeth.
Damn I'm worse than a squirrel!
From that day on, Attorney Mi slept with me on the first, third, and fifth days, and with Peanut on the second, fourth, and sixth. This behavior deeply threatened me and made me dislike that little thing even more.
It was almost seven o'clock, and the meal was ready. I looked at my phone and called Uncle.
"Why don't you come back? The meal is ready. How long have you been out to play, go home!"
Lawyer Mi's anxious voice came from the opposite side, "I'm in the veterinary hospital. I just went out to play. Peanut was bullied by other squirrels. It seems to be bitten and bleeding a little."
I exploded instantly, "What?! Where do wild squirrels come from so bold! Dare to bite my peanuts?! Tired of them!"
Lawyer Mi said again: "Asher, please take a taxi here. I don't have a wallet with me, and I don't have money to pay the consultation fee. It's still the same hospital."
I comforted him: "Chengcheng, I'll go over right away, don't worry, go over right away."
He picked up the wallet key and went out, took a taxi and went straight to the veterinary hospital.When I entered the hall, I saw Lawyer Mi holding the bag of nuts in his hand, staring blankly at the door of the treatment room.
I ran over and asked, "What's the matter? Why was someone bitten?"
Lawyer Mi said remorsefully, "It's all my fault. Peanut was squatting next to him and eating nuts. I made a phone call and got distracted. I didn't pay attention. Several big squirrels came up to fight with Peanut. When I found out, Peanut had already been eaten." Several surrounded them and pressed them to the ground.”
"You said you were bleeding just now, how much did you bleed? Where did you get bitten?"
"It seems to be the back and calves, not much, just a little bit. I was afraid that the wound would become infected, so I went to the hospital. Didn't you see that the squirrels in the park are at least two circles bigger than peanuts?"
Lawyer Mi's eye circles were red, and he looked at me pitifully, with a crying tone: "Do you think there will be something wrong with Peanut? It's just so small."
"Don't worry, maybe it's not serious. Peanut is eleven weeks old, and he's considered a teenager among squirrels."
After waiting in the hall for a long time, the veterinarian came out to call his name. Lawyer Mi immediately rushed forward and asked nervously, "How is my peanut? It's nothing serious, right?"
The veterinarian was the male doctor before. He asked us to go in and see that the baby squirrel was lying on a towel with a bandage tied around its belly.
"It's just a small wound, the wound is not big, just apply the medicine on time, and it will be fine after two days of treatment. It's nothing serious"
The male doctor stretched out his hand to touch Peanut's head, but the little one avoided it with disgust, "Is it called Peanut? You have raised it very well. At its age, it is relatively large among squirrels, and it is quite healthy. Nutrition is also good, no problem."
Attorney Mi hurriedly asked: "It always hits the glass or the mirror, does it happen to all squirrels?"
The doctor was a little surprised: "Always hit the mirror? This is not common. Does your family live in a high-rise building? Generally, squirrels will have the urge to jump up when they see the blue sky and white clouds."
"Yes, my house is on the top floor, the floor is quite high, 31st floor."
"That's it, that's true. Seeing the sky outside the window may give it an illusion. Have you bought a tree nest for it? If not, we have bought one here. The quality is very good and it is very suitable for a squirrel of its age. live…"
Lawyer Mi, who loves Eva, didn't even think about it, and said directly: "Tree nest? We don't have this yet, how much is it? Give me the best one."
The doctor saw that he had been taken advantage of, and made a bold quotation: "It's not expensive, it's about 900 dollars."
I roared in my heart: more than 900 dollars? ! ! !Just buy a tree nest? ! !Are you stealing money? !
Lawyer Mi has a lot of money and wealth, so he decided to take it directly: "Sure, we want one, please give me a better quality one. My Peanut really likes to climb trees, and he has pulled out all the branches I bought before."
I:……
Drag the uncle aside, scolded in a low voice, "You are sick, a tree nest costs 900 US dollars, let's go home and make one yourself, why do you have to buy it here?"
Lawyer Mi: "The quality bought here must be good. If there is a tree nest, you can play with peanuts at home, and you won't bump into the mirror at every turn."
"The quality is good. I saw the tree nest when I first entered the door. Isn't it just a dog cage with a tree in it? Let's buy a dog cage and go back and take out the pine tree used for Christmas last year. Besides, what's the use of buying a tree nest, why don't you always let him out to run around the house?"
Seeing the two of us muttering in a low voice, the doctor intervened and said, "Our tree nests here also provide nesting services, and we can help you build a nest for it on the tree, so that the squirrel can live in it completely without letting it go. come out."
Hearing this, I immediately changed my mind, and took out my card and slapped it on the table: "Then get one quickly, $900, hurry up, remember to give us a better nest."
Lawyer Mi: ...
The two drove home with a squirrel, and a 1.8-meter-high tree nest was installed on the roof of the car.Lawyer Mi carefully put the peanut in his hand and stroked it, "Sorry for hurting you today."
Peanut stared at Little Black Dou, tilted his head cutely, and looked at Uncle.
While driving, I complained in my heart: Not only did I not release the animal today, but I also spent another 1500 US dollars on the consultation fee and the tree nest.It's a complete loss.
After returning home, I installed the tree nest, and carefully put the peanuts into the small nest on the top of the tree.Peanut looked at it curiously, then carefully drilled in.
At dinner, Lawyer Mi suddenly said, "Actually, you were worried when you heard that a peanut was bitten today, right?"
I bit my ribs and answered vaguely: "No"
"Then why did you come here so fast? You arrived in just over ten minutes, and you brought Peanut's favorite toy and pacifier."
"Eat your food, talk so much"
In fact, I still don't like Peanut, but I know that if something happens to Peanut, Uncle will be the saddest, I just don't want to see him sad.
I poked his chest angrily and asked, "In your eyes, am I such a cold-blooded person?"
Lawyer Mi replied frankly: "Asher, I know that the blood flowing from your body must be hot, but you really hate animals, dare you say you haven't thought about it that way?"
"..."
The person who had really thought so was suddenly speechless and did not reply.Lawyer Mi saw that my expression was wrong, and asked more and more, "You really thought about it?! You actually want to throw it away? Isn't it our child?!"
Listen, this tone, this attitude, this description, this description, what I said is the same as a vicious stepmother who can't see her ex-wife and children.
I quibbled: "I really thought about it at first...but I don't want to anymore. I've kept it for so long, so I can throw it away wherever I can."
Lawyer Mi refused to let me go easily, so he whistled and called the baby squirrel.The little squirrel, who didn't know where to go, ran over when he heard the order, and climbed along Lawyer Mi's pants all the way to his chest.
Lawyer Mi held the baby squirrel lying on his chest in his hands, and let it face me, "Now look into Peanut's eyes, and say that sentence again."
Peanut is the name we gave the baby squirrel. After being able to eat complementary food, the baby gray squirrel with yellow hair on the forehead likes to eat peanuts the most. He doesn’t even look at other kinds of nuts, and only eats raw peanuts.When we were not paying attention, he sneaked into the peanut jar and ate it secretly. Once he ate too many peanuts and was trapped in the jar and couldn’t get out. He hugged his tail pitifully at the bottom of the jar and waited for a long time before he started calling help.
Peanut stared at his small black eyes, tilted his head and looked at me, his expression was exactly the same as that of Lawyer Mi behind him, as innocent as he could be.
"..."
"Asher, don't you have anything to say to Peanut?"
"...Uncle, you know it's an animal, so it can't understand human language, right?"
Lawyer Mi stared and raised Baby Squirrel again, with an expression of "If you don't say that sentence today, I won't let you forget it".
"Okay! Let me say!", reaching out to take the peanut, "Both of you are my babies, are you satisfied?"
Baby No. [-] Lawyer Mi was satisfied, and came up to kiss him, "You are my baby too ( ̄︶ ̄))"
Hearing it made me feel black, and I wished I could pounce on him and bite him to death.
Peanut grew from the size of the palm of his hand to the length of the forearm. His personality followed that of Mr. Mi, and he was very lively and active, always jumping up and down.In order to let it practice climbing trees.Uncle bought a fake tree with a height of more than one meter. Within two days, the peanuts were stripped and bald. Sharp little paw prints.It's not just the trees that suffer, it's bad luck everywhere the peanuts go.Lawyer Mi took it to play at home, throwing the pine cones picked up outside, and the little things flew up, twirled, jumped, and I closed my eyes...
With a loud "bang", it hit the crystal chandelier on the ceiling... It fell straight to the floor...
"peanut!"
"Oh my god, this lamp is very expensive!"
Lawyer Mi dropped the pine cone and ran over quickly, carefully held the dead peanuts on the floor in his hands, and examined them carefully.
The baby pine hugged its big tail, huddled into a ball with tears in its eyes, and pitifully rubbed its little head against Lawyer Mi's thumb.
"It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt at all." Attorney Mi lovingly hugged it, took out a special pacifier and stuffed it into Peanut's mouth, and fed it some milk.
Peanut stretched out his little paw to hold the needle, and was very happy to eat.
Recently, the destructive ability of this little thing has been comparable to that of the dog-fighting dog-husky.Hit the wall and hit the glass without paying attention.I can't count how many times I watched it climb up the sofa wagging its big tail, looking at the blue sky and white clouds outside the floor-to-ceiling windows (our house is on the top floor of the apartment, the 31st floor), looking up at the sky, its eyes are moving, and it spreads its wings...
With a bang, it hit the floor-to-ceiling glass like a large character...
The problem is that Peanut not only inherited Lawyer Mi's cuteness, but also his twisted temper, saying what he said.The little squirrel that fell on the glass just now slid down the window, ran to the sofa again, looked up at 45 degrees, gazed, full of hope, and flew again...
"Paji" slammed into the glass again...
So repeated... Persistence... The spirit of perseverance is admirable.I was terrified of hitting again and again, how could the glass be fixed if it was broken.In order to prevent it from hitting the glass when it sees it, I spread a layer of cloth on all the reflective things in the house.
……
After feeding, I put the baby squirrel back into the den to sleep. The little thing that had just hit its head curled up in a ball of grievances, and fell asleep after a while.
Lawyer Mi dragged me to the kitchen with a worried expression on his face, and said in a low voice, "Should we check Peanut's intelligence? Why does it keep hitting the glass? What can I do if I pretend to be stupid?"
I had an expression of [You're kidding me, Excuseme], and complained in my heart, why don't you check your own IQ?Deal with him casually: "Maybe it's the nature of squirrels. Don't squirrels like to climb trees and scurry around? Our house is so high, it will give it the illusion that it wants to fly higher."
Attorney Mi held his chin and thought for a while: "Then why don't I take Peanut out for a walk later?"
…Take a squirrel out for a walk, is it like a meat bun beating a dog, gone forever?
If you take a squirrel out of the house, can it come back?
Then I thought about it again, just right, let my uncle take Peanut out to play, if Peanut runs away by itself and returns to nature, it will save me from being a bad person.
He had a good idea, so he quickly agreed with him, "Okay, you can take it to Central Park in the evening, where there are many pine trees and squirrels, and it happens to play with Peanut and has company."
In the evening, when I was cooking, my uncle went out with peanuts and a bag of nuts.While chopping vegetables, I thought happily: Now I can finally get rid of that little thing.After Peanut grew up a bit, Attorney Mi actually proposed to let him sleep with us, but I sternly, quickly and decisively rejected it.
He muttered unhappily: "Many owners sleep with their pets, why can't Peanut sleep with us?"
I was so angry that I threw it over and said: "Sleep with me or sleep with it, you can only choose one of the two! You can figure it out yourself"
Lawyer Mi stared at me with wide eyes, without speaking.
That night, Lawyer Mi secretly hugged the quilt, pillow and peanuts, and went to the guest room consciously, leaving me alone on the bed gnashing my teeth.
Damn I'm worse than a squirrel!
From that day on, Attorney Mi slept with me on the first, third, and fifth days, and with Peanut on the second, fourth, and sixth. This behavior deeply threatened me and made me dislike that little thing even more.
It was almost seven o'clock, and the meal was ready. I looked at my phone and called Uncle.
"Why don't you come back? The meal is ready. How long have you been out to play, go home!"
Lawyer Mi's anxious voice came from the opposite side, "I'm in the veterinary hospital. I just went out to play. Peanut was bullied by other squirrels. It seems to be bitten and bleeding a little."
I exploded instantly, "What?! Where do wild squirrels come from so bold! Dare to bite my peanuts?! Tired of them!"
Lawyer Mi said again: "Asher, please take a taxi here. I don't have a wallet with me, and I don't have money to pay the consultation fee. It's still the same hospital."
I comforted him: "Chengcheng, I'll go over right away, don't worry, go over right away."
He picked up the wallet key and went out, took a taxi and went straight to the veterinary hospital.When I entered the hall, I saw Lawyer Mi holding the bag of nuts in his hand, staring blankly at the door of the treatment room.
I ran over and asked, "What's the matter? Why was someone bitten?"
Lawyer Mi said remorsefully, "It's all my fault. Peanut was squatting next to him and eating nuts. I made a phone call and got distracted. I didn't pay attention. Several big squirrels came up to fight with Peanut. When I found out, Peanut had already been eaten." Several surrounded them and pressed them to the ground.”
"You said you were bleeding just now, how much did you bleed? Where did you get bitten?"
"It seems to be the back and calves, not much, just a little bit. I was afraid that the wound would become infected, so I went to the hospital. Didn't you see that the squirrels in the park are at least two circles bigger than peanuts?"
Lawyer Mi's eye circles were red, and he looked at me pitifully, with a crying tone: "Do you think there will be something wrong with Peanut? It's just so small."
"Don't worry, maybe it's not serious. Peanut is eleven weeks old, and he's considered a teenager among squirrels."
After waiting in the hall for a long time, the veterinarian came out to call his name. Lawyer Mi immediately rushed forward and asked nervously, "How is my peanut? It's nothing serious, right?"
The veterinarian was the male doctor before. He asked us to go in and see that the baby squirrel was lying on a towel with a bandage tied around its belly.
"It's just a small wound, the wound is not big, just apply the medicine on time, and it will be fine after two days of treatment. It's nothing serious"
The male doctor stretched out his hand to touch Peanut's head, but the little one avoided it with disgust, "Is it called Peanut? You have raised it very well. At its age, it is relatively large among squirrels, and it is quite healthy. Nutrition is also good, no problem."
Attorney Mi hurriedly asked: "It always hits the glass or the mirror, does it happen to all squirrels?"
The doctor was a little surprised: "Always hit the mirror? This is not common. Does your family live in a high-rise building? Generally, squirrels will have the urge to jump up when they see the blue sky and white clouds."
"Yes, my house is on the top floor, the floor is quite high, 31st floor."
"That's it, that's true. Seeing the sky outside the window may give it an illusion. Have you bought a tree nest for it? If not, we have bought one here. The quality is very good and it is very suitable for a squirrel of its age. live…"
Lawyer Mi, who loves Eva, didn't even think about it, and said directly: "Tree nest? We don't have this yet, how much is it? Give me the best one."
The doctor saw that he had been taken advantage of, and made a bold quotation: "It's not expensive, it's about 900 dollars."
I roared in my heart: more than 900 dollars? ! ! !Just buy a tree nest? ! !Are you stealing money? !
Lawyer Mi has a lot of money and wealth, so he decided to take it directly: "Sure, we want one, please give me a better quality one. My Peanut really likes to climb trees, and he has pulled out all the branches I bought before."
I:……
Drag the uncle aside, scolded in a low voice, "You are sick, a tree nest costs 900 US dollars, let's go home and make one yourself, why do you have to buy it here?"
Lawyer Mi: "The quality bought here must be good. If there is a tree nest, you can play with peanuts at home, and you won't bump into the mirror at every turn."
"The quality is good. I saw the tree nest when I first entered the door. Isn't it just a dog cage with a tree in it? Let's buy a dog cage and go back and take out the pine tree used for Christmas last year. Besides, what's the use of buying a tree nest, why don't you always let him out to run around the house?"
Seeing the two of us muttering in a low voice, the doctor intervened and said, "Our tree nests here also provide nesting services, and we can help you build a nest for it on the tree, so that the squirrel can live in it completely without letting it go. come out."
Hearing this, I immediately changed my mind, and took out my card and slapped it on the table: "Then get one quickly, $900, hurry up, remember to give us a better nest."
Lawyer Mi: ...
The two drove home with a squirrel, and a 1.8-meter-high tree nest was installed on the roof of the car.Lawyer Mi carefully put the peanut in his hand and stroked it, "Sorry for hurting you today."
Peanut stared at Little Black Dou, tilted his head cutely, and looked at Uncle.
While driving, I complained in my heart: Not only did I not release the animal today, but I also spent another 1500 US dollars on the consultation fee and the tree nest.It's a complete loss.
After returning home, I installed the tree nest, and carefully put the peanuts into the small nest on the top of the tree.Peanut looked at it curiously, then carefully drilled in.
At dinner, Lawyer Mi suddenly said, "Actually, you were worried when you heard that a peanut was bitten today, right?"
I bit my ribs and answered vaguely: "No"
"Then why did you come here so fast? You arrived in just over ten minutes, and you brought Peanut's favorite toy and pacifier."
"Eat your food, talk so much"
In fact, I still don't like Peanut, but I know that if something happens to Peanut, Uncle will be the saddest, I just don't want to see him sad.
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