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For Wu Tong, it seems that he suddenly obtained the memory of his previous life, and then gained some superpowers, and made a boyfriend who seemed to be super popular. Other than that, he didn't change much.

He should eat and drink, completely treat himself as an ordinary person, and then run his own home with Chen.

He is currently unemployed, and he has no plan to go back to the milk tea shop to continue working, even if work is not necessary for him.

He was thinking of finding a decent job by himself, and he had no plan to let Chen Ye go out to work at first, because when he thought of this, the word "showing his face" came to mind for some reason.

But if he went out to work and Chen stayed at home, wouldn't it mean that he was in charge of making money to support the family, and Chen was in charge of being beautiful? ?

... This toxic sense of instantaneity seems to be unstoppable.

Wu Tong thought again, they can't just stay at home like this all the time, if they really only let him go out to make an announcement, Chen should have nothing to do when he stays at home, it's no different from waiting in the mirror before.

So people still have to work, and if you stay at home all the time, you will really become a salty fish with slack eyes.

Chen was almost obedient to him, as if he could let him do whatever he wanted.

...Well, except for the principled issues, in all aspects.

And with Chen's ability, no matter what kind of job he is asked to do, he should not have any problems, but Wu Tong still let him go back to his old job, which is also consistent with the occupation he told Lei Qiuqiao before.

Wu Tong: "Play with self-made? Is it difficult?"

"No," Chen said, "it's very simple."

Ji Yongnian was already a great CEO at a young age, Chen now has more knowledge and knowledge than Ji Yongnian, it is really not difficult to start from scratch.

When he had something to do, he started to get busy. Wu Tong didn't understand these things. When he saw those business or financial news, his head hurt, so he stayed at home and played games without paying attention.

According to his expectation, if Chen became the boss, he would be happy to be a secretary or assistant. It would be nice to open a small shop, but according to Chen's ability, the possibility of a "small shop" is very low.

Wu Tong was playing the game, and suddenly fell silent again.

He seems to have forgotten to tell Chen how big this "self-made" "home" is.

At this time, it has been a long time since he mentioned this matter to Chen. When he asked, he found that Chen Qi's "home"...was a bit big.

And this speed is too fast, it's completely like "thousands of feet rising from the ground", he hurriedly asked Chen to stop, it was almost enough, otherwise it would be eye-catching and cause unnecessary trouble.

So far, Wu Tong has become the secretary next to the president as he wished, and he helps organize the documents, and then fishes with peace of mind.

He has recently started to pay attention to something else, which is cooking.

As I said before, he doesn't know how to cook. Although he can barely cook, the taste is not flattering. After getting to know Yan Zian, he has been fed almost all the time. Otherwise, he would be lazy and just go straight To order takeaway, the kitchen has not been entered many times a year.

In contrast, whether it is Yan Zi'an, Ji Yongnian, or the others, their cooking skills are quite good.

...Oh, Yin Chen seems to have never seen it?In short, Chen's cooking skills must be specialized.

Wu Tong tried to upgrade his cooking skills.

He also wanted to cook for Chen, although no matter what he cooked, Chen would eat it clean, and then boasted that it was delicious without changing his expression.

How could Wu Tong be willing to let him eat those foods that tasted weird, not to mention exquisite, at least if they were of normal upper-middle level, so he went online to buy a lot of cooking books and cooking props.

He even wanted to learn baking, how pleasant it is to bake small cakes in the afternoon.

The courier arrived very quickly, and when he received the notification text message, Wu Tong didn't go to work but stayed at home.

He guessed that the courier would arrive today, and he had been waiting for it for a long time. The courier box was very big, and the courier cabinet was full. I sent a text message to ask him to pick it up, but did not sign for it in person.

It's okay, Wu Tong didn't think there was anything wrong with it, this neighborhood is basically like this, and I'm used to it.

The door of the management office was open, and people went in and found their couriers on the shelf and took them away without signing for confirmation.However, the people here are very simple and very conscious, and there will be no random taking of other people's express delivery.

It is said that one of the great joys in life is to receive and unpack the courier, and Wu Tong is no exception. He happily carried the box back home, and when he was gearing up to open the box, he was dumbfounded when he saw the contents inside.

He was really dumbfounded, looking at the box with dull eyes, thinking in a trance, no way, probably no way, the store couldn't have given him such a vicious blender.

Wu Tong took a deep breath and poured out everything in the box.

Then, if this picture is put on the Internet and needs to be blocked independently, it is probably a mosaic of strange shapes and sizes that fell all over the place around him.

Wu Tong: I was at a loss surrounded by mosaics.

No, no, what he bought were really serious cookbooks and cooking props! ! !

Now how come it becomes colored, colored...

Hold! !

It’s been a long time since I’ve seen this feeling of collapse. In retrospect, most of the people who made him feel this way were those who he thought had [love delusions], and after Chen came back, he was very Rarely have such big mood swings.

In this situation, I don't need to think about it to know that the wrong courier should be taken. It cannot be that the store has a problem and made a wrong order.

Wu Tong closed the box and looked at the delivery note on the box, there was nothing wrong with it at first glance, but the number of buildings at this address was missing a number, and the name was not his name, but "Udon".

It may even be for concealment, even the logo of a certain brand of udon noodles is printed on the box. What's more coincident is that Wu Tong also bought some ingredients for making udon noodles and wanted to learn how to make them.

Just fuck it.

Moreover, it was this kind of courier that was taken by mistake, and it would be embarrassing to return it.

It would be embarrassing to take the wrong courier. If it wasn't for this kind of thing, he could let Chen solve it. Anyway, the other party wouldn't care at all, but if it was this kind of thing, the problem would be big, and he didn't want Chen to embarrass him! !

It's not that he's prejudiced against this buyer, it's just that he can buy a box of this kind of thing every time he buys it. There are so many styles that he has never seen before. He really can't imagine what kind of use the other party has.

Probably a ruthless person.

In short, Wu Tong wanted to send these things back to others, and his head hurt for a while, and he only hoped that the other party was not the kind of person with serious cleanliness.

He picked up the things from the ground and put them back into the box. These should be new, and at the same time he marveled at the design of these things, and lamented that people nowadays are so good at playing. He has never seen some of them, and even now I saw it but didn't see how to use it.

Wu Tong couldn't help but took a look left and right to study, no, he was just purely curious, and when he was indulging in research, he keenly heard the sound of footsteps coming from outside the door.

It was the sound of footsteps that he was very familiar with, as long as he heard it, he could know who it was.

Chen is back.

Originally, Wu Tong Moyu was at home today, and Chen went out to deal with things. Perhaps the matter was handled very smoothly, or he simply wanted to come back earlier to see Wu Tong, so the time to come back was longer than Wu Tong expected. morning.

He would be very happy if it was on a normal day, but the situation is different now.

Wu Tong is surrounded by a pile of mosaics. If Chen sees it, I don’t know what he will think. The first reaction is that Wu Tong secretly bought these small toys behind his back.

As for why he bought small toys, it could only be because he was not satisfied, so he relied on these dead things, which even a man couldn't bear.

To be reasonable, in fact, there is no need for Wu Tong to panic, as long as he calms down, he can explain the whole story to Chen clearly, but for some reason, maybe he did not expect Chen to come back suddenly, he was in a hurry, so he Thinking of packing the surrounding things into the box.

His first reaction was not to let Chen see these things, obviously it was too late to put everything back into the box, so as soon as Chen entered the house, he saw a flustered Wu Tong.

The opponent's appearance was abnormal, so he glanced slightly, and saw what was on the ground and what was in the box.It's not that he doesn't know what it is, after all, Feng Ran has done a lot of research on it.

The thought that came to him at this time was really similar to what Wu Tong thought before. He felt that Wu Tong bought these, and he wanted to keep him from knowing.

What would the other party do when he was away with these toys?

Wu Tong: "No, no, listen to my explanation, things are not like this..."

Damn, the worst result came out, and he even said this classic line.

Why is this similar to the feeling of being "caught" by Yan Zian when staying with Feng Ran before.

In fact, this may be the same for Chen, except that the "adulter" is a bunch of dead things.

Wu Tong knew that this person usually seemed to be obedient to him, and he could even be called submissive, with a gentle temper, but he could kill him half-dead in certain things.

Now he only felt that there was a word "Danger" on his head.

Chen didn't speak, just closed the door, and approached step by step, Wu Tong swallowed, saw him squatting down in front of him, and picked up a toy on the ground.

With a flick of the slender fingertips, the small toy began to vibrate, making a slight "buzzing" sound.

To be honest, Wu Tong felt a little blush and heartbeat watching this scene.

He said with difficulty: "Don't get me wrong, it really has nothing to do with me... No, it can't be said that it has nothing to do with it. I took the wrong courier. I didn't know what was in it."

Although this kind of explanation sounds very weak and pale, but Chen knows that he will not deceive himself, so as long as he speaks well, it can still make sense.

Chen: "I know."

He looked at Wu Tong calmly, his eyes made Wu Tong's scalp tingle, as if he was saying that he knew he didn't have the time to find these things to play with.

"Then, put down the things quickly, tidy up and return the things to others, and apologize to them."

As soon as Chen appeared like this, Wu Tong didn't even feel that it would be embarrassing to face that stranger, he just wanted to return these "hot potatoes" right away.

"Need not."

"We're going to... what did you say?"

Need not?

Why not?

Wu Tong was stunned for a moment, then understood, what Chen meant seemed to be that the things don't have to be returned? ?

This, no, let’s not talk about the others, if you don’t return this, what will you do if you keep it? ?

He panicked for a while, and then heard Chen say: "I will find someone to exchange the same box for him."

...Do you really fucking want to keep it? !

Who else can this be used for? ?

Wu Tong trembled, and subconsciously took a step back.

"It's not, isn't it good? Or go back..."

Chen smiled at him.

"What are you afraid of? Dongdong?"

When he spoke, he still didn't close the small toy in his hand.

At this time, Wu Tong recalled the fear of facing all kinds of magical stationery when he was taught by Professor Feng to do homework.

"Human beings always have a lot of novel inventions, and it's good to play with them occasionally, right?"

Wu Tong: ...

So what, this kind of invention is, forget it?

Don't have the spirit of seeking knowledge in strange places! !

"There are so many," Chen rummaged through the contents of the box with his other hand, and said, "It seems that we can play for a long time."

Wu Tong was a little numb when he heard the sound of collision. Does this person really know what bad words he is talking about? ?

In fact, it's not that Chen doesn't have these props.

Feng Ran is him, and he is naturally the same as Feng Ran. He looks beautiful and beautiful on the surface, but he knows exactly what Wu Tong is like on the inside.

He felt a strange touch on his feet, looked down, and found that it was a vine, which had already wrapped around his ankle.

The light in the room dimmed at some point, and the curtain on the balcony of the living room has been drawn.

Wu Tong took a deep breath, stood up, and looked down at the man in front of him.

"Okay," he said, a little broken, "If you want to play, I can accompany you."

He uses it for whatever reason, even if the issue of principle cannot be compromised, it does not mean that it cannot be placed elsewhere.

There was everything in the box, and he had seen a collar in it before.

Very good.

At least he didn't intend to lie flat without struggling, just like playing a game, before he fell down, he must reduce the opponent's blood bar as much as possible.

...Although this is likely to increase the opponent's damage.

Well, that's all for later.

In short, Wu Tong really experienced a lot of health care.

When people go to experience massage, as long as they press the right place, they will probably scream. Of course, this depends on the strength of the technician. There are also many technical factors here.

Chen is very good at first, he knows what is important about Wu Tong, and he can make him die with bare hands. When he was not "complete", in fact, Wu Tong had experienced the skills of those five people, each with its own advantages , now integrated together, and with the addition of auxiliary props, the effect is simply outstanding, it is not a problem of one plus one greater than two, this is five in one! !

Wu Tong is really not a person who loves to cry, but he still cried this time. Like this, there may be no one who can withstand it.

Moderate massage and exercise are good for health.

Life is endless, learning is endless.