boyfriend is not human
Chapter 1 Jump God
I don't know what happened since the beginning of winter. Many people have bumped into guests. At first, everyone was dubious, thinking that the second aunt was taking the opportunity to cheat food and drink.But looking for her to dance those who are sick and can't get up will be fine the next day, which is faster than going to the hospital.
Erya just got sick yesterday, and she didn't know what happened, she suddenly fell on the bed and couldn't get up, she kept complaining about having a headache.This frightened the whole family. Shitou was going to send his sister to the hospital, but the old mother didn't trust the doctor, so she forced him to find the second aunt, the goddess who came to the village when she got up early in the morning.
No, I have just been busy all morning, and the whole family has been ordered by the second aunt to go around, buying wine and buying meat, smoking, drinking, sugar and tea, and everything is there.
"The stone is back!" Gui Zhi answered when she heard the door ring, she was sitting in the room uncomfortably, the young man was so good-looking, she even took a few peeks at him.
The handsome Yan Zheng: ...
Shitou groaned, and when he entered the door, he saw other guests besides his father and greeted him. He was not a good talker.
When his father saw it, he first introduced Yan Zheng to him, and explained his reason for coming.
"Go into the mountain?" Shitou looked Yan Zheng up and down, "Go into the mountain at this time?" The heavy snow is going to go into the mountain?It's very courageous.
Well, Yan Zheng nodded and stood up, "I must go." In the eyes of his elder brother, he dared to venture into even a mountain of swords and seas of fire, let alone a snow mountain.
"It's a bit risky to enter the mountain at this time, but it's not impossible." Yan Zheng's face brightened, and then Shi Shi continued: "What's wrong, we have to wait for Erya to recover!"
He is just such a younger sister, and now she is so ill, how can he leave with peace of mind?
On the other side, the second aunt, who was eating and drinking in the east room, stuffed a chicken leg under the kang table while the master was away, quickly stretched out a furry paw, took the chicken leg and quickly retracted it.Seeing this, the second aunt lowered her voice and bargained with the owner of the hairy claw: "No, the old Li's thief has money, and he is dragging it for a day!"
The things under the table seemed to disagree at first, but after some bargaining between the two, they reached an agreement.
In order to be able to have a better Maodong, I will fight!
"You can go to that room to have a look later, just remember what you mean, but don't make trouble!" The second aunt told her worriedly, and she called the host in with a toothpick while belching after eating and drinking. Picking his teeth, he shook his head and sighed, "Erya is sick, it won't get better in a while!"
When Erya's mother heard this, her legs went limp and she knelt down on the ground, kowtowing and bowing, "Dear Immortal, Great Immortal, you must save my girl's life! You can ask me to do anything!"
As soon as there was a commotion in the front yard, Erya's aunt ran to the backyard to find someone without any idea, and Shitou rushed out when she heard it.
Yan Zheng looked at the apologetic driver brother, and followed Erya's father to the front yard.
"What? Erya, what's wrong with her?" Erya's father became anxious when he saw his wife kneeling on the ground crying out of breath.
"It's okay, Dad!" Shitou comforted his father while helping his own mother. "The great god said that Erya's illness will take a few days to recover, so don't worry about it."
Yan Zheng frowned when he heard the words, how many days to wait?His time is precious now, and he can't afford to wait!He took a careful look at the old woman who was sitting on the top of the kang picking her teeth, muttering in his heart.
The second aunt saw that the fire was almost ready, and she said from the side: "Don't cry, it's okay, Erya's illness is on me. It's just a little effort, you can give up a little more money and it's over!"
When Yan Zheng heard this and looked closely at the expression of the second aunt, he understood in his heart that this old woman was cheating money!
Originally, it was not easy for him to participate in these matters. Every place has its own customs.Even if he saw that the second aunt was defrauding money, even if he exposed it on the spot, he didn't think that people here would believe that he was an outsider and suspect this second aunt who was quite prestigious in the local area.
Unless he can come up with some evidence, how can ghosts and gods be so casually explained?
It might not work to expose this move in public, Yan Zheng thought about it, and decided to take a look at the Erya first.If it is indeed possessed by something unclean, then he just needs to do his old job.
So Yan Zheng quietly left the east room when everyone was begging around the second aunt. There was a fire in the kitchen, and the door to the west room was closed. Most of it is inlaid with glass, and a cloth curtain of fish playing with lotus leaves is hung on the glass, which is very girlish.
He quietly pushed open the wooden door. The room is not big, only less than twenty square meters. There are not many furnishings in the room, but it is very clean. A row of flower pots, the winter jasmine inside is blooming brightly, and a large pile of buds dotted with stars makes people feel happy when they see it.
Under the window sill was the Nankang, which took up half the area of the room. On the kang, a young girl was lying asleep, covered with a thick peach-red satin quilt.
And at this time, squatting beside her pillow was a hairy...animal?
Yan Zheng looked intently, and immediately recognized what kind of animal it was. It was covered in reddish-brown fur, only as tall as his calf, and had a pair of big triangular ears sticking out. He seemed quite surprised to see him. His eyeballs were wide open, and he was holding a half-gnawed chicken leg in his hairy paws.When Yan Zheng saw him, he was blowing on the girl's head, and he ate two bites of chicken legs with one puff. He was very leisurely, and looked very skilled in business.
It's just that he didn't expect someone to appear suddenly here, staring blankly at him.
Huang Daxian's heart almost collapsed at this time!
how come?
How could anyone approach him quietly?
Huang Daxian was only stunned for a moment and immediately came back to his senses. The person who could catch him must not be an ordinary person. He bared his teeth at Yan Zheng and rushed towards the window sill, smashing a flowerpot with his foot. The glass window escaped.
The sound of broken glass alarmed everyone in the East Room. The sound came from the West Room. Li Shitou was the first to react and ran to check the situation.
Yan Zheng was still standing at the door and was shivered by the cold wind blowing from the window. When he heard footsteps behind him, he turned around and met Li Shitou, and hurriedly said, "Move people to the east room first!"
Li Shitou didn't have time to ask what happened to Yan Zheng, so he stepped forward decisively and hugged his sister together with the quilt, and Erya's father who came after him slapped his thigh vigorously, "What's the matter? Why is the glass broken?" ?”
The cold wind blew in through the broken glass, and the plastic film attached to the outside was blown loudly, and the winter jasmine just now was blown by the cold wind and immediately withered.
Erya's father hurried to find a new piece of plastic cloth and patched it up.
Yan Zheng followed Li Shitou into the east room. The second aunt had already gone to the ground at this time. She felt guilty when she knew that the west room had failed, but she still stood there and shouted, saying that she offended the god!
"That's great, someone who doesn't know where they come from dares to offend the Great Immortal? Hmph!" The second aunt glanced at Yan Zheng with pointed eyes while cursing.
Yan Zheng ignored her and stepped forward to check on Er Ya's situation.
Erya's mother was planning to stop him, Yan Zheng glanced at her, and said, "I can see Erya's illness." Now there is no need to hide it, if he can't cure Erya's illness, he must It's impossible to be bitten back by the second aunt!At that time, don't talk about asking someone else's brother to take him up the mountain, maybe he will have to sue.
Erya's mother wanted to stop her, but her son stopped her, "Mother, let him try!"
"Stone!" Erya's mother was full of worries, and the second aunt kept making sarcastic remarks.
Yan Zheng was disturbed by listening, and seeing her talking louder and louder, he gently opened Erya's eyelids to check, and glanced at her. up.
After some inspections, he found that Erya had no substantial disease. After contacting Erya's words and deeds and thinking about what the fox did just now, he was as clear as a mirror in his heart. These two must be together!
One is cheating money in front of others, and the other is playing tricks behind others.
But Yan Zheng didn't intend to expose their little tricks, the main reason was that a fox like creature was too vengeful, if he cut off his way of life now, he might come to take revenge.Unless they can get rid of all of them, there will be endless troubles.Forget it himself, he is a passer-by, but what about Erya's family?
If the fox came to take revenge, Erya's family would never have peace.
Yan Zheng saved face for the second aunt, and said to her: "You must be tired after dancing all day, go home and rest first, just leave it to me here." A piece of talisman paper, if you shake it lightly in your hand, the talisman paper will spontaneously ignite.
The second aunt was dumbfounded, and knew in her heart that she had encountered a problem.She watched helplessly as Yan Zheng quickly drew the burning talisman paper around the top of Erya's head, drawing out the demonic aura that shrouded Erya's head, she was startled, couldn't stand still and was in a hurry Turn around and leave.
This time, the boat capsized in the gutter!I have to go to Huang Daxian to discuss countermeasures quickly, and I have met an expert!
Erya's mother was staring eagerly at the side, and she had been shocked by Yan Zheng's hand for a long time. When her daughter opened her eyes and called her, she cried out excitedly.
"Mother, I'm hungry!" Erya woke up feeling hungry, and sat under the covers to ask her mother for food.
Li Shitou saw that his sister who had been sleeping all of a sudden recovered and was alive and kicking, and when he saw Yan Zheng, his eyes changed, full of admiration.
Erya was just fascinated by Huang Daxian's evil spirit, as long as she draws her breath out, she will be fine.This is another reason why Yan Zheng let him go, the fox didn't mean to hurt anyone.If he really wanted to murder someone, even he might not be able to bring them back.
Er Ya's illness recovered, so Li Shitou didn't hesitate any more. He agreed to be Yan Zheng's guide, and said that he would not take any money.Although it is a bit risky to enter the mountain in this weather, it should not be a big problem if you are careful enough.
Once the matter of the guide was settled, a big stone in Yan Zheng's heart fell to the ground.He paid the car fare, sent the driver brother back to town, and stayed at Li Shitou's house that night. He discussed with Li Shitou and went to the mountain the next day.
However, before entering the mountain, he had to prepare some things, including their food for the past few days.
The author has something to say: How can you not get your shoes wet when you often stand by the river?
However, the great immortal was actually planted on the meat bun.
Erya just got sick yesterday, and she didn't know what happened, she suddenly fell on the bed and couldn't get up, she kept complaining about having a headache.This frightened the whole family. Shitou was going to send his sister to the hospital, but the old mother didn't trust the doctor, so she forced him to find the second aunt, the goddess who came to the village when she got up early in the morning.
No, I have just been busy all morning, and the whole family has been ordered by the second aunt to go around, buying wine and buying meat, smoking, drinking, sugar and tea, and everything is there.
"The stone is back!" Gui Zhi answered when she heard the door ring, she was sitting in the room uncomfortably, the young man was so good-looking, she even took a few peeks at him.
The handsome Yan Zheng: ...
Shitou groaned, and when he entered the door, he saw other guests besides his father and greeted him. He was not a good talker.
When his father saw it, he first introduced Yan Zheng to him, and explained his reason for coming.
"Go into the mountain?" Shitou looked Yan Zheng up and down, "Go into the mountain at this time?" The heavy snow is going to go into the mountain?It's very courageous.
Well, Yan Zheng nodded and stood up, "I must go." In the eyes of his elder brother, he dared to venture into even a mountain of swords and seas of fire, let alone a snow mountain.
"It's a bit risky to enter the mountain at this time, but it's not impossible." Yan Zheng's face brightened, and then Shi Shi continued: "What's wrong, we have to wait for Erya to recover!"
He is just such a younger sister, and now she is so ill, how can he leave with peace of mind?
On the other side, the second aunt, who was eating and drinking in the east room, stuffed a chicken leg under the kang table while the master was away, quickly stretched out a furry paw, took the chicken leg and quickly retracted it.Seeing this, the second aunt lowered her voice and bargained with the owner of the hairy claw: "No, the old Li's thief has money, and he is dragging it for a day!"
The things under the table seemed to disagree at first, but after some bargaining between the two, they reached an agreement.
In order to be able to have a better Maodong, I will fight!
"You can go to that room to have a look later, just remember what you mean, but don't make trouble!" The second aunt told her worriedly, and she called the host in with a toothpick while belching after eating and drinking. Picking his teeth, he shook his head and sighed, "Erya is sick, it won't get better in a while!"
When Erya's mother heard this, her legs went limp and she knelt down on the ground, kowtowing and bowing, "Dear Immortal, Great Immortal, you must save my girl's life! You can ask me to do anything!"
As soon as there was a commotion in the front yard, Erya's aunt ran to the backyard to find someone without any idea, and Shitou rushed out when she heard it.
Yan Zheng looked at the apologetic driver brother, and followed Erya's father to the front yard.
"What? Erya, what's wrong with her?" Erya's father became anxious when he saw his wife kneeling on the ground crying out of breath.
"It's okay, Dad!" Shitou comforted his father while helping his own mother. "The great god said that Erya's illness will take a few days to recover, so don't worry about it."
Yan Zheng frowned when he heard the words, how many days to wait?His time is precious now, and he can't afford to wait!He took a careful look at the old woman who was sitting on the top of the kang picking her teeth, muttering in his heart.
The second aunt saw that the fire was almost ready, and she said from the side: "Don't cry, it's okay, Erya's illness is on me. It's just a little effort, you can give up a little more money and it's over!"
When Yan Zheng heard this and looked closely at the expression of the second aunt, he understood in his heart that this old woman was cheating money!
Originally, it was not easy for him to participate in these matters. Every place has its own customs.Even if he saw that the second aunt was defrauding money, even if he exposed it on the spot, he didn't think that people here would believe that he was an outsider and suspect this second aunt who was quite prestigious in the local area.
Unless he can come up with some evidence, how can ghosts and gods be so casually explained?
It might not work to expose this move in public, Yan Zheng thought about it, and decided to take a look at the Erya first.If it is indeed possessed by something unclean, then he just needs to do his old job.
So Yan Zheng quietly left the east room when everyone was begging around the second aunt. There was a fire in the kitchen, and the door to the west room was closed. Most of it is inlaid with glass, and a cloth curtain of fish playing with lotus leaves is hung on the glass, which is very girlish.
He quietly pushed open the wooden door. The room is not big, only less than twenty square meters. There are not many furnishings in the room, but it is very clean. A row of flower pots, the winter jasmine inside is blooming brightly, and a large pile of buds dotted with stars makes people feel happy when they see it.
Under the window sill was the Nankang, which took up half the area of the room. On the kang, a young girl was lying asleep, covered with a thick peach-red satin quilt.
And at this time, squatting beside her pillow was a hairy...animal?
Yan Zheng looked intently, and immediately recognized what kind of animal it was. It was covered in reddish-brown fur, only as tall as his calf, and had a pair of big triangular ears sticking out. He seemed quite surprised to see him. His eyeballs were wide open, and he was holding a half-gnawed chicken leg in his hairy paws.When Yan Zheng saw him, he was blowing on the girl's head, and he ate two bites of chicken legs with one puff. He was very leisurely, and looked very skilled in business.
It's just that he didn't expect someone to appear suddenly here, staring blankly at him.
Huang Daxian's heart almost collapsed at this time!
how come?
How could anyone approach him quietly?
Huang Daxian was only stunned for a moment and immediately came back to his senses. The person who could catch him must not be an ordinary person. He bared his teeth at Yan Zheng and rushed towards the window sill, smashing a flowerpot with his foot. The glass window escaped.
The sound of broken glass alarmed everyone in the East Room. The sound came from the West Room. Li Shitou was the first to react and ran to check the situation.
Yan Zheng was still standing at the door and was shivered by the cold wind blowing from the window. When he heard footsteps behind him, he turned around and met Li Shitou, and hurriedly said, "Move people to the east room first!"
Li Shitou didn't have time to ask what happened to Yan Zheng, so he stepped forward decisively and hugged his sister together with the quilt, and Erya's father who came after him slapped his thigh vigorously, "What's the matter? Why is the glass broken?" ?”
The cold wind blew in through the broken glass, and the plastic film attached to the outside was blown loudly, and the winter jasmine just now was blown by the cold wind and immediately withered.
Erya's father hurried to find a new piece of plastic cloth and patched it up.
Yan Zheng followed Li Shitou into the east room. The second aunt had already gone to the ground at this time. She felt guilty when she knew that the west room had failed, but she still stood there and shouted, saying that she offended the god!
"That's great, someone who doesn't know where they come from dares to offend the Great Immortal? Hmph!" The second aunt glanced at Yan Zheng with pointed eyes while cursing.
Yan Zheng ignored her and stepped forward to check on Er Ya's situation.
Erya's mother was planning to stop him, Yan Zheng glanced at her, and said, "I can see Erya's illness." Now there is no need to hide it, if he can't cure Erya's illness, he must It's impossible to be bitten back by the second aunt!At that time, don't talk about asking someone else's brother to take him up the mountain, maybe he will have to sue.
Erya's mother wanted to stop her, but her son stopped her, "Mother, let him try!"
"Stone!" Erya's mother was full of worries, and the second aunt kept making sarcastic remarks.
Yan Zheng was disturbed by listening, and seeing her talking louder and louder, he gently opened Erya's eyelids to check, and glanced at her. up.
After some inspections, he found that Erya had no substantial disease. After contacting Erya's words and deeds and thinking about what the fox did just now, he was as clear as a mirror in his heart. These two must be together!
One is cheating money in front of others, and the other is playing tricks behind others.
But Yan Zheng didn't intend to expose their little tricks, the main reason was that a fox like creature was too vengeful, if he cut off his way of life now, he might come to take revenge.Unless they can get rid of all of them, there will be endless troubles.Forget it himself, he is a passer-by, but what about Erya's family?
If the fox came to take revenge, Erya's family would never have peace.
Yan Zheng saved face for the second aunt, and said to her: "You must be tired after dancing all day, go home and rest first, just leave it to me here." A piece of talisman paper, if you shake it lightly in your hand, the talisman paper will spontaneously ignite.
The second aunt was dumbfounded, and knew in her heart that she had encountered a problem.She watched helplessly as Yan Zheng quickly drew the burning talisman paper around the top of Erya's head, drawing out the demonic aura that shrouded Erya's head, she was startled, couldn't stand still and was in a hurry Turn around and leave.
This time, the boat capsized in the gutter!I have to go to Huang Daxian to discuss countermeasures quickly, and I have met an expert!
Erya's mother was staring eagerly at the side, and she had been shocked by Yan Zheng's hand for a long time. When her daughter opened her eyes and called her, she cried out excitedly.
"Mother, I'm hungry!" Erya woke up feeling hungry, and sat under the covers to ask her mother for food.
Li Shitou saw that his sister who had been sleeping all of a sudden recovered and was alive and kicking, and when he saw Yan Zheng, his eyes changed, full of admiration.
Erya was just fascinated by Huang Daxian's evil spirit, as long as she draws her breath out, she will be fine.This is another reason why Yan Zheng let him go, the fox didn't mean to hurt anyone.If he really wanted to murder someone, even he might not be able to bring them back.
Er Ya's illness recovered, so Li Shitou didn't hesitate any more. He agreed to be Yan Zheng's guide, and said that he would not take any money.Although it is a bit risky to enter the mountain in this weather, it should not be a big problem if you are careful enough.
Once the matter of the guide was settled, a big stone in Yan Zheng's heart fell to the ground.He paid the car fare, sent the driver brother back to town, and stayed at Li Shitou's house that night. He discussed with Li Shitou and went to the mountain the next day.
However, before entering the mountain, he had to prepare some things, including their food for the past few days.
The author has something to say: How can you not get your shoes wet when you often stand by the river?
However, the great immortal was actually planted on the meat bun.
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