The whole world expects me to get a divorce

Not long after dinner, Wen Yan went back to his room.

Mr. Butler's workmanship is very good, fully worthy of a five-star praise, Wen Yan felt overwhelmed when he went upstairs.

It's not that he doesn't want to get along with Rong Xiao more, it's because his heart is not immune to Rong Xiao's beauty, and after just a few more glances, he starts beating wildly.

He wants to stay any longer, fearing that it will be bad for his health.

So Wen Yan thought about it, and reluctantly chose to roll up to take a bath.

Since he didn't need to sleep in the same room, Wen Yan didn't wear the sexy pajamas he bought urgently, but his favorite bright yellow pure cotton pajamas. He was lying on the bed like a big yellow duck.

He lay on the bed and watched the game guide for a while, which was intended to help him sleep, but because he was very melancholy inside, he didn't cultivate sleepiness at all.

He was worrying about how to pursue Rong Xiao.

Although he let go of his rhetoric today and will not stop until he catches up with Rong Xiao, Wen Yan doesn't know what to do in detail.

In fact, he cannot be blamed for this problem. He has only been pursued in his life, and he has never pursued others.

Although the old saying goes that he has never seen a pig running or eaten pork, but the gang of rich second-generation chasing people around him has always been very straightforward-you and I have no chance, it all depends on my money.

Those who came here were all small models and small Internet celebrities who came here for money.

It is very bad.

There is no reference value at all.

Li Zheng, the only one with his love outlook, is still single.

Wen Yan sighed heavily, feeling that it was too difficult for him.

He originally thought that with his face, no matter who he fell in love with, it would be easy to catch.

Who would have thought that he would actually fall in love with someone even prettier than himself.

Yes, there is only one thing, even if it is a future husband, Wen Yan will not tarnish his appearance against his conscience.

After much deliberation, he decided that he should turn to books for help.

A certain degree is not acceptable, it is full of advertisements.

He doesn't believe it.

As the saying goes, knowledge is the ladder of human progress. In this world, there are books that teach people how to cook, books that teach people how to grow flowers, and naturally, books that teach people how to fall in love.

Wen Yan took out his mobile phone and clicked on a certain treasure to search. As expected, a bunch of books appeared on the page.

Including but not limited to "Cultivation Manual for Leaving Singles", "How to Make the One You Love Fall in Love with You", "Cheats on Love", "One Hundred Ways to Pursue a Male God".

Wen Yan ordered eight books in one go, a hundred times more proactive than doing math problems before the college entrance examination.

After Bang Bang Bang made the payment, Wen Yan felt much more at ease.

Since he was admitted to University A with his IQ, it would not be a problem for him to win Rong Xiao through studying.

He got into bed with peace of mind, this time he didn't suffer from insomnia anymore, and fell asleep peacefully.

But he never dreamed that the logistics in the motherland developed too fast, and he didn't know if there were monsters mixed in with the couriers.

The books arrived by noon the next day.

At this time, he had just woken up, was brushing his teeth with his eyes closed, and his mouth was full of foam.

So the person who signed for these books was the housekeeper.

Then the butler carefully opened the courier for him, adhering to the principle of checking whether the items were safe.

……

So when Wen Yan went downstairs sleepily, and cheerfully asked the housekeeper what he had for lunch——

He saw at a glance that there were a few books on the small tea table in the living room. The covers seemed familiar, and the uniform pink appearance was incompatible with the elegant interior decoration.

What was even more frightening was that Rong Xiao was flipping through the pages with a serious face.

.........

The half of what Wen Yan had just said was suddenly stuck in his throat, and an ominous premonition arose in his heart.

And when he saw the huge title on the cover - "One Hundred Ways to Pursue a Male God", he almost pouted.

The same goes for public executions.

What's even more frightening is that when Rong Xiao saw him coming down, he actually read out, "To find a male god, you must first understand his preferences, create a common topic with him, prepare gifts thoughtfully for festivals, but don't deliberately... ..."

Wen Yan was about to cry, and begged for mercy, "Master, I'm calling you Mr. Don't say it."

Rong Xiao corrected him calmly, "It is said in the book that if the person you like is older, you can call him brother, and if you are younger, you can call him nickname. You are a wrong example."

Wen Yan stood there sadly, thinking it would be happier to find a brick and shoot himself to death.

The butler walked out of the kitchen guiltily, and apologized to Wen Yan, "Sorry, young master, your courier did not write my name, so I thought it was an unknown item, so I opened it for inspection without authorization."

Wen Yan's courier name is called a macho man with eight-pack abs, and when he hears it, he can make up for everything he lacks.

Wen Yan clutched his stomach weakly, and waved at the butler in a lifeless manner.

Stop talking, it's too late to say anything.

There is nothing more sad than death.

He sat down next to Rong Xiao, snapped the book from Rong Xiao's hand, and said fiercely, "Don't read it."

But within a second of being fierce, it leaked again like a punctured balloon.

He covered his face in depression, and discussed with Rong Xiao without tears, "Brother, let's discuss something, forget about what happened just now, and pretend that nothing happened. I didn't buy this book, so don't you have not seen……"

This time he used the correct title, brother, not uncle.

"I can't do it," Rong Xiao flatly refused, "I'm the type who never forgets."

Wen Yan wanted to die.

At first, Rong Xiao could still smile tensely, but after a while, seeing Wen Yan exuding despair all over his body, and the dull hair on his head still curled up here and there because he didn't comb it properly, his smile couldn't help but widen. .

He really couldn't think of this twittering little human being, and the first step in pursuing him was to buy textbooks online.

He has lived for tens of thousands of years, and he has never seen such a strange brain circuit.

He couldn't help touching Wen Yan's hair, it was soft, soft and thin.

"Next time I won't ask the butler to dismantle your delivery." Rong Xiao assured him, "You don't have to be afraid that you won't buy anything in the future."

Wen Yansheng gave him an unrequited glance.

Rong Xiao understood the meaning in this look, "I don't look at it either."

Only then did Wen Yan groan, and hugged a pillow to cover his face, trying to suffocate himself in it.

Today's lunch is also Wen Yan's favorite lamb chops, but he will be full after two bites.

Rong Xiao has a good appetite.

After lunch, Rong Xiao had something to go out, only Wen Yan and the butler were left in the house, the butler was diligent in doing the housework, and Wen Yan harassed him from behind, telling him about his young Wen Yan's troubles.

From this, we can clearly see Wen Yan's character traits, he doesn't treat himself as an outsider at all, and talks nonsense.

"Are you saying that my pursuit of your husband is in vain? He laughed just now. When I saw it, I must think I was stupid." Wen Yan bit an apple depressedly, "I must be the most attractive of all his suitors." The stupid one."

The housekeeper once again promised that he would never dismantle the courier next time.

But he sees it differently.

"Mister is not laughing at you, he thinks you are cute." The butler said while putting the dishes into the cabinet.

"Pull it down, you don't have to comfort me because of guilt, it's cute everywhere. I'm almost mentally retarded." Wen Yan didn't believe it at all.

"Really, I didn't comfort you," the butler wiped his hands and took out a box of ice cream for Wen Yan from the refrigerator. He looked at Wen Yan and said, "Do you know how many times the husband laughed this morning?"

Wen Yan didn't know, "Three or four times?"

"Four times." The housekeeper reported the exact number and asked again, "But before you moved in, I didn't see him smile a few times a year."

Wen Yan was stunned, biting the ice cream scoop, he couldn't imagine, "No way... I think he is quite easy-going."

He also felt that Rong Xiao was cold and alienated at first, but after really getting in touch with him, he found that although Rong Xiao wasn't good-tempered, he was by no means bad-tempered. He accidentally smashed his phone on Rong Xiao's face yesterday, and Rong Xiao didn't mind. angry.

"This is what makes me strange," the housekeeper said seriously. "The gentleman I know, the gentleman in the impression of the entire demon world, is different from the gentleman in front of you. Actually, I thought you couldn't live in, because Mister didn't want a human bride at all, and the Devil's Office couldn't force him to do anything. But in the end, you moved in."

Although he took out the contract at that time, he didn't have any hope in his heart, he just bargained with Rong Xiao.

So when Rong Xiao really agreed, he couldn't believe his ears.

Wen Yan understood, "...So you mean, I'm quite special to him?"

But the butler shook his head, "I don't know, Mister is not easily tempted, and I have never seen anyone he likes, but you already have priority over other people who pursue Mister."

The butler also stroked Wen Yan's hair, "So come on, young master."

The flame in Wen Yan's heart immediately rekindled.

The emotions of grief and sorrow suddenly disappeared without a trace.

A moment ago he was so sad that he wanted to jump off a building, but now he began to fantasize about adopting a few children with Rong Xiao.

"Mr. Butler, I found that you are a good person, ah no, what a monster." Wen Yan patted the butler on the shoulder vigorously, "except when unpacking my express delivery."

The butler accepted the evaluation with a smile and continued to wipe the glass.

After staying at Rong Xiao's house for a few days, Wen Yan's summer vacation balance was officially exhausted.

The university is officially about to start classes.

At the same time, he also received another bad news. After seeing his university schedule, Rong Xiao enrolled him in the monster school without hesitation.

That's right, the school that only accepts underage little monsters, in terms of human beings, is probably sending him a college student to kindergarten.

Wen Yan's face was distorted, and he even suspected that this was Rong Xiao's revenge for his pursuit, because he made a failed matcha cake yesterday and sneaked into Rong Xiao's afternoon tea.

"I'm almost eighteen, and you actually let me go to elementary school. Are you bullying me or other classmates?" Wen Yan protested, "I won't go!"

As a scumbag in the past, the butler understood Wen Yan's feelings very well, otherwise he would not have studied home economics in the end.

But this matter is irreversible, he can only comfort, "It's okay, you are the youngest in the class, and the youngest other monsters are also 56 years old."

Wen Yan: "..."

Careless, forgot that the age of monsters is not of the same magnitude as that of humans.

"Then I won't go, what can I learn by going to the monster school alone as a human being, and I don't know magic." Wen Yan was not fooled at all, "And I'm the only human being in the whole school, so I will be isolated."

Rong Xiao glanced at him lightly, "Don't worry, I wouldn't dare to borrow the courage of the three of them."

The bride who was stamped by the Demon Management Bureau lived in his house again, and the little monsters in the school would only bully Wenyan when they were tired of living.

But he thought about it, and explained to Wen Yan, "Most of the cubs in this school are the cubs of the more famous families of the monster race. After all, you will often deal with monsters in the future. Let them get to know you earlier and have a good heart for you." Awe is also a good thing. Besides, I found that you seem to have spiritual power, so it’s not a bad idea to go to school to learn some basic spells.”

Wen Yan understood that this meant sending him to socialize.

He is not expected to learn anything in school, and it doesn't matter if he fails a subject, it's just a formality.

He looked at Rong Xiao depressedly, "But I still have university classes, when will I have to take them?"

Rong Xiao said, "You only need to go to class on Friday. I know you don't have class that day in college. It's enough to complete a semester. I arranged for a young man who belongs to my family. He is very familiar with the demon world and the human world. I will accompany you to class with me."

Wen Yan understood, and assigned him a companion.

Rounding up is a little maid.

Speaking of this, there is no room for bargaining.What's more, when Rong Xiao said this to him, he was sitting next to him, and the face that accurately sniped his direction was less than ten centimeters away from him.

Wen Yan swallowed hopelessly, fighting for benefits for himself, "Then if I go to the monster school and perform well, will you reward me?"

Rong Xiao raised his eyebrows, "What do you want?"

That's what it means to be negotiable.

Wen Yan's mind turned quickly, "I haven't made up my mind yet, let's talk about it when the time comes."

At the moment of beauty, go to school as soon as you go to school, anyway, there is only one day a week.

"Then how old is the companion you sent me, male or female? Is it good-looking?" Wen Yan asked again.

This question made Rong Xiao upset, he rarely met his subordinates, he couldn't even recognize the descendants of his subordinates, let alone the grandson who didn't know which generation.

"He's a man, so he should be quite handsome," the butler answered in a timely manner, "He belongs to the Shiratori clan, and everyone in this clan looks good."

Wen Yan felt relieved, "That will work."

Rong Xiao looked at him silently, his eyes were not very friendly.

Wen Yan was agitated, and immediately explained: "The outside is purely for viewing, and I will be more motivated to learn if my deskmate is handsome, but I love you the most."

Rong Xiao snorted coldly, but was not comforted at all.

After Wen Yan left, the housekeeper said to Rong Xiao, "Do you know what the young master's behavior just now is called in human beings?"

"what?"

"Sea King, it means that there are countless fish in his fish pond, and you are just the most beautiful one among them."

Rong Xiao understood the deep meaning in a second.

He nodded, humbly accepting the knowledge from humans.

Then he withdrew the housekeeper's salary for a week.