The paper man I raised is a school grass

The sports meeting is probably the only time that Yunshan High School students have the opportunity to play mobile phones on campus.

Even if they get together to play games by the sports field, Director Long will catch him and write a review, but Yunshan High School still hides countless secret bases, so during the school sports meeting, the school dormitory, small playground, small garden, and even the bathroom door are all A paradise for various small group gatherings, of course, it is also a peak for recommending various non-competitive mobile games and other platform games.

As a family who has a full set of consoles and shared a steam account with Dad Wen, Wen Yu used to be a character who "has all kinds of games but doesn't clear too many levels". .

"Wen Yu, lend me the switch to play for a few days!"

"Wen Yu, do you have any new game recommendations?"

"Wen Yu, let's play games together tonight."

If in previous years, Wen Yu had already made an appointment with his friends, but this year, Wen Yu is not very interested in games.

This is Wen Yu's answer to the friend's invitation.

"It has been loaned to Gao Yuan for two months."

"No, I haven't played a game for a long time."

"I don't have time tonight, I have something to do."

Later, after asking too many questions, Wen Yu simply changed the automatic reply to: "Games are not as fun as having a boyfriend."

In the WeChat group of the Xinhuo group, Yu Yi, who would always post a speedrun video at this time in the past, was also silent.

He didn't even show up in the salary team for a long time.

The administrator went to Yu Yi alone: ​​"There won't be a speedrun video this year?"

Yu Yi only replied at night: "No, I haven't paid attention to it for a year."

Administrator: "Is this about to retire? Many people are urging "Nioh II."

Yu Yi sent Wen Yu's automatic reply to the administrator: "My family sent it."

Administrator: "...do you have more than a month before your birthday?"

Yu Yi: "Yes."

Administrator: "...Then I won't ask you what your family members mean by this sentence."

Yu Yi: "No other meaning, he also likes to play games, and wants to take me to play Soul 3."

Administrator: "What? Your family took you to play Soul 3? Does he know who you are?"

Yu Yi: "I don't know."

Yu Yi: "It's interesting if you don't know, isn't it?"

Through the screen of the mobile phone, the administrator could imagine Yu Yi's expression. He thought to himself, which little hapless ghost took Yu Yi away.

Administrator: "Remind you, don't bully your family members just because you are awesome, otherwise there will be family conflicts."

Yu Yi: "No, how could I bully him."

The administrator felt that Yu Yi's words were even more unbelievable. Fortunately, Yu Yi mainly played single-player games. If it was an online game, this little unlucky ghost probably broke up with Yu Yi long ago.

Yu Yi: "He made a bet with me, and I'm still waiting for him to fulfill the contract."

Yu Yi has been brewing this opportunity for a long time. In addition to being good at catching cats, he is also good at digging holes. This hole has been dug for more than half a year, and he can finally wait for his kitten to step in.

He is different from Wen Yu, Wen Yu only dared to make his game characters wear women's clothes in the game, but he can make Wen Yu wear women's clothes in real life.

Yu Yi logged into "Cloud Raising Lovers" at night, and was about to use clue props to see what prop cards and women's clothes Wen Yu had changed, when Wen Yu sent him a message.

[Sabalu: Are you going to participate in the swimming competition tomorrow? 】

[Hunter: Yes, tomorrow's preliminaries will be in the afternoon. 】

【Sabalu: What time?I also have 5000 tomorrow, but I still want to watch your game. 】

[Hunter: 02:30 tomorrow afternoon, how about you? 】

[Sabalu: It's over, I'm at three o'clock in the afternoon, so I must be too late. 】

When it came to the sports meeting, Wen Yu was definitely the first one in his class to sign up. He has good motor skills, good sprint and long-distance running results, long legs, and can jump long and high jumps. , Jiang Lili was worried that Wen Yu's health would not be able to bear it, and there were several athletes in the class, so she deleted a few for Wen Yu, leaving only the long jump, 100 and 5000-meter long-distance running.

Jiang Lili is still very confident in this year's sports meeting. In track and field, there is Wen Yu Gaoyuan, and in swimming this year, there is Yu Yi. It is no problem to get the top three in the grade.

[Hunter: It doesn't matter if you can't see it, there is one more time in the third year of high school. 】

Wen Yu felt a little regretful.

[Sabalu: Then you wear a pair of loose swimming trunks, don’t make your clothes too obvious, there are many girls at the scene, and if Pi Tiankai takes a black photo of you, you will become famous. 】

[Hunter: Am I not famous enough? 】

[Sabalu: That's even worse! 】

【Hunter: Okay, whatever you say is what you say. I'll find out the swimming trunks and try them on for you. You can choose whichever you say. 】

[Sabalu: No, no, no. 】

[Sabalu: It's spring, I'm afraid I won't be able to sleep. 】

In order not to irritate Wen Yu, Yu Yi gave up trying on the swimming trunks. On the second day, he deliberately brought a pair of loose swimming trunks, but when Wen Yu had lunch, he was worried that the swimming trunks were too loose. It just fell off.

Yu Yi was very helpless: "Can you think of something normal with your cat's head?"

Wen Yu stuffed a mouthful of rice: "This is the most normal thing I can think of! If I think about something abnormal, I won't miss your swimming trunks, I'll miss your swimming trunks."

Yu Yi: "..."

Wen Yu said again: "You are popular, you can eat vinegar, but I can't?"

When Wen Yu said this, he looked around, and many students passing by would take a second look when they passed by the two of them.

Wen Yu turned around again, and muttered in a low voice: "Aunt Wang has already said that you know how to confuse people."

Yu Yi also looked around: "Are you sure they are all looking at me?"

Wen Yu stuffed another spoonful of rice into his mouth: "Nonsense, I'm always looking at you, who are they looking at if they don't look at you?"

Wen Yu participated in a long jump and a 100-meter jump in the morning, probably because he had consumed too much and was starving. He not only finished his own plate of rice, but also ate a lot on Yu Yi's plate.

Yu Yi stopped him: "Don't eat, you have to run 5000 in the afternoon, be careful of stomach pain if you eat too much."

Wen Yu wanted to eat a fish, but Yu Yi directly confiscated his plate.

"Be obedient, when you finish running, I'll take you to eat hot pot."

Only then did Wen Yu reluctantly agree not to eat.

The two returned their dinner plates to the recycling place, and went to the small supermarket again. Wen Yu slept in the classroom for a while at noon, and Yu Yi read a book for a while. At two o'clock, the sports committee came to call for someone.

"You guys are going to change clothes and draw lots."

Wen Yu woke up in a daze: "Oh."

He slowly started to take out the shorts and running shoes in his schoolbag, Yu Yi put away his schoolbag, saw that Wen Yu was still in a daze, and came to help Wen Yu put away his schoolbag again.

After putting away the schoolbag and putting it on Wen Yu's back, and filling him with a cup of warm water, Yu Yi rubbed his head: "Go, wait for your good news."

Only then did Wen Yu wake up slowly: "Wait, let me ask."

He stopped the sports committee member: "My 5000 at three o'clock, do you have time to watch Yu Yi swim?"

"There is no time." The sports committee member was very sure, "And there is no seat. Let me tell you, many people are going to the swimming pool to occupy a seat and wait to watch the swimming trunks and swimsuit show."

Wen Yu: "What?"

He looked at Yu Yi: "Should I let you hide your abs too?"

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