The paper man I raised is a school grass

At night, when Yu Yi was researching how to speed through "Cloud Raising Lovers", Yu Rong called him.

"Yu Yi, I just said why no little girl is willing to talk to you. After a long time, it turns out that you don't want to join someone."

Yu Yi was confused: "What did you say?"

Because the WeChat account and QQ account were leaked on the confession wall of the Nine Schools Alliance, all kinds of scammers and passers-by training institutions came to add him, so Yu Yi closed all the ways to add him. Yu Rong also knew about this, so why did he suddenly start Turn over the old account?

Yu Rong said: "A little girl came to me and said that she was very sorry for cheating you today, and wanted to ask you to apologize and thank you, but in the end she couldn't add you."

Yu Rong sighed again and again: "What a cute little girl, shouldn't you take the initiative to ask someone for their contact information? And let them find you through me?"

Yu Yi asked: "Little girl? Which little girl?"

There are quite a few girls chasing him, but today he spends all day on the reception and Wen Yu, where did the little girl come from?

Yu Rong said, "I'll push her WeChat for you, and you'll know when you add her."

Yu Yi put the new phone aside, picked up the old one and continued to study the game: "No."

Yu Rong said, "You're so mean! People are so active, why not add others? Even if you're not in love, can't you just make friends?"

Yu Yi studied "Cloud Raising Lovers" all night, but he still couldn't find a way to speed pass, and was urged by Yu Rong again, feeling a little annoyed.

"Auntie, I still have something to do, so let's not talk about it."

Yu Yi hung up the phone.

Yu Rong called again, so he simply turned off his phone, and then focused on studying "Cloud Raising Lovers" on his phone.

This game is a little tricky.

Yu Yi is a speedrunner, especially well-known in the soul game circle. The map of the soul game is complicated, and the boss is difficult to fight. Yu Yi is very good at key frames. "Black Soul 3" became famous in the first battle, and "Sekiro" later And "Nioh" released a speedrun video within seven days of the game's release, allowing a wave of players who were tortured by the BOSS to see countless evil ways of playing, and once again became famous.

He has never played love games, but occasionally saw discussions about such games on player exchange forums. In his impression, most of these love games are AVG games, or they are related to rpg or development, etc. Combining types, it is not difficult to speed pass.

The problem with "Cloud Raising Lovers" is that the four parameters involved in customs clearance are closely related to time and AI lovers. This game cannot adjust the time, and the biggest problem is that the AI ​​lovers set for Yu Yi do not seem very smart. .

Yu Yi opened the mailbox again and saw a row of emails from Thanosi, feeling speechless.

[Tanosi: Hi, I'm Thanosi. 】

Of course I know your name is Thanosi.

【Tanosi: Have you had breakfast yet? 】

【Tanosi: "Have you had dinner yet?"】

【Talking about Nuoxi: "Are you asleep?"】

This series of questions reminded Yu Yi of a person.

[Tanosi: You are so cute. 】

[Tanosi: Twin ponytails are the cutest! 】

【Tanosi: She's so cute even though she's small! 】

[Tanosi: Your name is also super cute TVT]

Yu Yi endured and endured, so he didn't send the choice [You shut up] to Thanossi - the game has not started yet, the love value, heart rate, sanity, and compatibility in the upper right corner are all 0, Yu Yi is worried about Thanossi A few more words of noise, these four values ​​will all become -999.

Let's just shut up the mouth of this silly AI.

[1: Hello. 】

The monkey jumped out suddenly, holding rose petals in its hand and sprinkled them into the sky, and countless rose petals immediately filled the whole screen.

[momoko: Congratulations to player 1 for completing the achievement [the first encounter with a lover], and getting a chance to roll points, and now give it to Fang Tanosi, the initiative in love, to complete the roll points. 】

The Thanosian was stupid, but he was lucky, and Yu Yi saw him roll a six.

【momoko：恭喜玩家1获得六点，请选择奖励。1、心动值7点。2、爱慕值12点。3、相合性8点。4、改名卡。】

Before Yu Yi had time to calculate which of the three values ​​was more cost-effective, he saw that Thanosy chose the name change card.

Yu Yi: "..."

Well, he endured it, he thought he could at least change the other party's name to something smarter.

However, he found that his own information popped up, and the column of his name became blank.

[momoko: Fantanosi got the chance to change the name of his lover, please cherish this opportunity and think of an exclusive name for him! 】

Yu Yi: "????"

Didn't you just say his name is cute?

On the other side, Wen Yu chatted with his friends in full swing.

Sabalu: "I can change my wife's name!! Come up with a name for me! What name do you think is suitable for my wife!"

Ying: "What's your wife's name now?"

Sabalu: "Call 1."

Gummy Bear: "..."

My favorite is mathematics: "..."

Ying: "...Are you sure your wife is not a cute girl?"

Chairman Pipipi: "No beautiful girl will name herself 1, except for the big bird cute girl."

Sabalu: "So I want to change her name, think about it for me."

Ying: "Si Guoyi, it is symmetrical with your name."

Gummy Bear: "Si Guoyi is okay."

Chairman Pipipi: "I respect your wife's wishes, and it is symmetrical with your name. It can also be seen that your wife is definitely a big one. Si Guoyi is a good name."

Sabalu: "Go away!"

Wen Yu was so angry that he turned off QQ.

He felt that he should take a bath to calm down first, and then seriously think of a cute name for his wife.

He set his phone to keep the screen on, and then took out his pajamas to take a shower, just as the voices of mother Wen and sister Wen Le talking came from outside.

"I'm going to ask my brother to take a bath."

"Oh~"

Wen Yu opened the door, and Wen Le was standing at the door. Her younger sister was less than four years old, and her legs were not as long as Wen Yu's.

"Mom told you to take a bath."

"I'll go right away." Wen Yu held the back of Wen Le's head with his hands, and made her turn around to face the children's room, "You're going to bed too, kids should go to bed early."

Wen Le shook his head, and shook Wen Yu's hand away: "I don't."

Wen Yu threatened her: "Then I'll drink up all your milk."

Wen Le was in a hurry.

Wen Yu made a face at Wen Le, hummed a ditty and left. Wen Le lay on the railing to watch him go downstairs, worried that Wen Yu would go to the kitchen to steal her baby's milk. relieved.

Suddenly, there was the sound of a door swinging behind him.

Wen Le looked behind him.

Wen Yu's bedroom door was open, and there was light in the door.

Wen Le thought for a while, opened the door and walked in, climbed to Wen Yu's desk and sat down.

Wen Yu's cell phone was still on, with a name change card and a small keyboard displayed on it.

Wen Le barely knew a few letters, poking the virtual keyboard with his little finger, saying: "g—g——"

A few words popped up on the screen, and Wen Le pressed it a few more times, and the monkey jumped out suddenly, startling her.

[Player Tanosi changed his name to [melon] for his lover, I am Yilai, you are melon, you are melon and I am Hua, what a cute and memorable name! 】