The paper man I raised is a school grass

Wen Yu asked: "What is Jianshouqing?"

Yu Yi said: "It is a very delicious wild mushroom."

"But it's poisonous." Cao Zheyuan rushed to say, "To be honest, this thing is delicious, but—"

Yu Yi interrupted him: "So are you going or not?"

"Go." Cao Zheyuan raised his hand, and then climbed onto Wen Yu's shoulder, "But I want to go with Wen Yu."

How could Cao Zheyuan give up when he finally managed to kill Yu Yi, but he was really afraid that Yu Yi would stuff poisonous mushrooms into his mouth. If Wen Yu was around, he wouldn't have to worry at all.

Before Wen Yu could take Cao Zheyuan's hand off his shoulder, Yu Yi did it first.

"Is Wen Yu familiar with you? Do you know how to be polite?"

Wen Yu didn't like Cao Zheyuan, and he didn't want to have dinner with Cao Zheyuan. He walked around in a circle and stood beside Yu Yi, and said, "I've got something to do, you go and eat. I'm not interested in mushrooms."

Cao Zheyuan said; "It's really delicious~"

Wen Yu said, "I don't like mushrooms."

Cao Zheyuan said: "If you don't like to eat mushrooms, you can also try it. This wild mushroom is not only delicious, but also provides additional prize draws."

Wen Yu asked: "Eat a meal, get a parking ticket?"

Cao Zheyuan: "It's not a parking ticket, it's a ticket for your sweetheart to do whatever you want. Do you know why Yu Yi insists on going to meet his sweetheart? He has been in a rough relationship recently, and he wants to win a prize to meet his sweetheart in his dreams. Dreams have everything. "

Wen Yu: "??"

Can it still be like this? ?Then he can see Guamei in his dream?

"Don't listen to his nonsense, this kind of reaction is only caused by poisoning." Yu Yi was a little annoyed. Although he had agreed to invite Cao Zheyuan to dinner last time, he actually didn't want to choose today, but he finally caught him once. Today must After solving the game problem, it turned out to be such a coincidence that he met Wen Yu.

It's a pity that Wen Yu's interest has already been raised.

"It sounds amazing." Wen Yu asked, "Then before I eat this mushroom, can I see what it looks like? Is it purple? Or green?"

Cao Zheyuan said; "Of course, the waiter will explain it to you."

Wen Yu was very happy; "Then I want to go!"

He looked at Yu Yi and tried hard not to look like a scumbag: "I can AA!"

Yu Yi: "..."

"A what A, the son of a listed company, what's wrong with eating him twice."

Cao Zheyuan climbed onto Wen Yu's shoulder again, afraid that Wen Yu would turn around and run away again. This is his gold medal for avoiding death. As long as he hugs Wen Yu tightly, Yu Yi can't do anything to him.

"Could you stop talking so yin and yang."

This time, before Yu Yi could make a move, Wen Yu took Cao Zheyuan's hand off; "I don't know you well, and this meal is not your treat."

He walked to Yu Yi's side, and happily grabbed the shoulder of his deskmate Yu Yi: "Let's go."

Because of Wen Yu, this time the dinner was directly upgraded and replaced with a private kitchen. The private kitchen was ordered by Yu Yi and Yu Rong. The price was not cheap. Yu Rong was surprised and curious: "Who are you inviting to dinner?" ?”

Yu Yi used to invite friends to dinner, but most of the places he went to cost one or two hundred per person. Although it was considered expensive among high school students, it was nothing to Yu Yi.The hotel I booked this time was not only expensive, but I also had to find someone to book it. It was not the choice of high school students.

Yu Yi said: "Please eat the person whose profile picture in your WeChat is a cute little girl."

Yu Rong was stunned: "What? Is that Sabalu?"

Yu Yi said, "Yes."

Yu Rong exclaimed: "Oh my god, Yiyi, have you finally made up your mind to invite the pretty girl to dinner?"

Yu Yi said: "It's not a pretty girl, it's my tablemate Wen Yu, a man."

Yu Rong's mood immediately fell from excitement just now; "Boys—how can boys use a cute round-faced little girl as their profile picture?"

Yu Yi said: "All his avatars are cute little girls with round faces."

Yu Rong; "..."

But the next sentence made Yu Rong excited again.

"I'm going to chase him."

Yu Rong: "?? Are you serious."

Yu Yi: "Seriously, but I'm not in a hurry, please keep it secret."

Yu Rong threw the phone on the spot, Yu Yi pressed it off, Yu Rong called again, Yu Yi pressed it off again.

He, Wen Yu, and Cao Zheyuan were sitting in the rough car. Cao Zheyuan, who was clearly the protagonist, became a shining light bulb and was driven to the passenger seat.

Wen Yu looked down at the phone, but didn't notice Yu Yi's situation. He raised his head when he heard two short ringtones, and said to Yu Yi, "You have a phone."

"fine."

Yu Yi sent another message to Yu Rong: "Also, please don't scare him with excitement."

Yu Rong said, "Okay, okay, I'm definitely not excited. He's been on WeChat for a long time, and I haven't bothered him—but speaking of it, the atmosphere of this private kitchen is not suitable for young couples."

Yu Yi said: "It's not just Wen Yu, there's someone else too—forget it, let's not talk about this person, Wen Yu wants to eat wild mushrooms, I'm worried that it's not safe outside, this restaurant seems to have been doing wild mushrooms for many years, master I'm from Yunnan, so be on the safe side."

Yu Rong said: "So I want to eat wild mushrooms, this small mouth is quite picky."

Yu Yi said: "No, a bottle of Coke a day can feed him, it's easy to feed."

Yu Yi took a special look at Wen Yu. He had no doubt that Wen Yu came because Cao Zheyuan said that eating mushrooms would make him meet his sweetheart.

If it wasn't for the presence of Cao Zheyuan, today would have been a very pleasant day, but unfortunately, with Cao Zheyuan, Yu Yi was in a restless mood and had to be wary of Cao Zheyuan's leaking words.

Yu Yi didn't want Wen Yu and Cao Zheyuan to meet at all. He didn't want to reveal his identity in the game in front of Wen Yu, and he didn't want to see Cao Zheyuan and Wen Yu hooking up.

The private kitchen's table is a booth, Cao Zheyuan sits alone on one side, Yu Yi and Wen Yu sit on the other side.

Yu Yi asked Yu Rong to help order the dishes before. In addition to the regular dishes for each person, there was also a chicken pot with mushrooms. Because Wen Yu was curious about what these mushrooms looked like, the proprietress of the private kitchen specially let them The waiter showed Wen Yu the uncut mushrooms and introduced them to him one by one.

"They all look weird."

Wen Yu said, "No wonder the last time I watched a reality show with my mother, a star took cow dung as Tai Sui."

"Tai Sui is not a fungus." The waiter held back his smile, "Now the Tai Sui that is said outside is all fake."

"Most of them are even sex toys." Cao Zheyuan said, "Many people use them to make water for drinking."

Wen Yu: "..."

Wen Yu looked down at the water in his glass.

"Brother Yi, can President Cao be kicked out?"

Yu Yi turned to the side and made a gesture of please leave: "Yes."

"Okay, okay, I won't say anything." Cao Zheyuan said, "You two don't watch the news after seeing it. I kindly remind you, but in the end I kindly treat you like a donkey."

He pointed to a photo of morel mushrooms on the wall: "See, your donkey liver and lungs."

Yu Yi: "Can you shut up?"

Wen Yu: "Do you insist that we use you to test the poison?"

The waiter brought roasted matsutake mushrooms, sliced ​​mushrooms and chicken soup that were ready to be served in the pot.

"Don't touch these bacteria now," the waiter reminded, "especially your hands, don't touch the bacteria that haven't been cooked."

Wen Yu glanced at Cao Zheyuan's hand, and Yu Yi nodded.

The chicken soup was boiled, and the waiter put the mushrooms into the pot.

"Now you can't touch the soup in the pot with utensils."

Wen Yu glanced at Cao Zheyuan's tableware again, and Yu Yi nodded again.

When the time is up, the waiter came over and lifted the lid of the pot: "It's ready to eat now."

Yu Yi and Wen Yu looked at Cao Zheyuan.

Cao Zheyuan was stared at with horror.

The waiter couldn't help laughing and said, "You can eat it, it's okay, we have reserved samples of the soup base at different times, please rest assured to eat."

She pointed to the small table on one side, on which were several small plastic boxes.

Yu Yi raised his chin towards Cao Zheyuan: "Eat, didn't you say it was delicious?"

Wen Yu gnawed on the roasted matsutake mushrooms in mutton fat, and replied vaguely: "That's it."

Cao Zheyuan said to the waiter: "You should take a sample of the soup base quickly, or I'm really afraid that the soup will taste bad when I go to the toilet and come back."

The waiter really took the sample away.

Wen Yu and Yu Yi ignored him.

Although sitting at the same table, the three of them are completely in two worlds. Sitting together, Yu Yi and Wen Yu completely regarded Cao Zheyuan on the other side as a transparent person. After licking his lips, Yu Yi gave him his plate as well. Wen Yu took two bites, feeling embarrassed, and gave Yu Yi another two pieces.

In the end, he accidentally gnawed half of himself onto Yu Yi's plate, and was picked up by Yu Yi.

"Hey, wait a minute!"

Seeing that something was wrong, Wen Yu quickly clamped Yu Yi's chopsticks with his chopsticks.

"Mine, I've eaten!"

Wen Yu was a little anxious, Yu Yi deliberately teased him, pretending to put the piece of roasted matsutake in sheep oil into his mouth, Wen Yu was even more anxious, and went to grab it, but Yu Yi turned his head and stuffed the piece of roasted matsutake into his mouth.

Yu Yi said with a smile, "No one snatched yours."

Wen Yu puffed up his cheeks, chewing and chewing.

In a large-scale youth idol drama, Cao Zheyuan always suspected that it wasn't because of various reasons that Yu Yi couldn't catch up with Wen Yu. He used Tanosi in the game as a substitute, but used Tanosi in the game as Wen Yu to practice chasing people—he I can't stand it anymore, anyway, when facing Yu Yi, he always has to say something strange.

"Hey, it turns out that Chairman Yu's hobby is feeding mushrooms to people. Look at this mushroom, he is thick and long—"

Wen Yu finally looked at Cao Zheyuan, but he glanced at Yu Yi quickly again, Yu Yi was serving him soup, Wen Yu guessed that Yu Yi didn't understand.

Xiao Longnan is the type who would be shy even just looking at a man's butt, Wen Yu decided not to listen to Cao Zheyuan's nasty jokes.

Then the two people on the opposite side started acting in idol dramas again.

Cao Zheyuan was angry for a few words but failed, and continued to be angry again.

"President Yu, Sheng Tang is so active, really good at it, it really is because I have played too many games of love cultivation, I admire it."

作者有话要说：虞神：毒蘑菇呢？给朕拿来。感谢在2020-07-1423:57:44~2020-07-1523:56:10期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw mines: Litchi2;

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Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!