The paper man I raised is a school grass

In the second week of the new semester at Yunshan High School, Yu Yi and Wen Yu's hug of the century caused a sensation in the whole school.

In the office, the principal who was over half a century old was very angry: "You young people are all taller than me, and you want to make big news all day long!"

"You, Wen Yu!"

The principal glared at Wen Yu angrily: "As a star of the campus, you have chosen a good choice for openly violating school discipline and rules by climbing the fence of the playground, especially when the leaders of the Education Bureau and teachers and students from brother schools came to inspect it today. time!"

Wen Yu muttered: "They didn't come in the afternoon—"

Yu Yi coughed, and Wen Yu shut his mouth obediently.

The principal began to reprimand Yu Yi again: "And you, said to go to the bathroom? Is the bathroom on the playground?"

One person trained a few words, and the principal started AOE: "You two are of the same mind. When you get honors, you get honors together, and when you make troubles, you also have to be together. Are you worthy of my expectations and the affirmation of your classmates and teachers? ?”

Wen Yu felt that the words "getting together" really wronged them, they really didn't know each other well.

"Principal, it's not like this—"

The principal interrupted him: "Don't think that my eyesight will become blurry when I get older. Let me tell you, I can see clearly what little tricks you do."

After the principal scolded him, he started to get scared again. The fence was more than three meters high. If it fell, he would have to call 120 directly. The litter of youngsters in Yunshan High School really scared him every day.

He said to Wen Yu heartbroken: "Everyone calls you Serval because they like you and recognize your performance on the court. Why do you really treat yourself as a cat? Climbing trees and fences whizzing, Do you still want to go down the river to touch two fish?"

Yu Yi glanced at Wen Yu—climbing a tree? ? ?

Wen Yu looked aggrieved.

The principal began to hate Yu Yi again: "Yu Yi, I entrusted you with such an important job because I trusted you, but you sneaked over to watch Wen Yu climb the fence, why didn't you climb with him? "

"Principal, it's my fault. I didn't dissuade Wen Yu in time, and I didn't report back to the office in time." Yu Yi saw that the principal had lost his temper, and guessed it was almost time. He didn't explain why he went to Wen Yu , and did not explain why he failed to stop Wen Yu from climbing over the fence in time. They did make a mistake and there was no need to explain. The principal is busy with work, so he will not have the patience to listen to their explanations.

"It's good to know the mistake." The headmaster glanced at Wen Yu, his head drooped, his pitiful little face was very cute, the headmaster softened again, "And you, do you know the mistake?"

Wen Yu buzzed like a mosquito: "I know I was wrong."

"Just know, write a [-]-word self-criticism, and submit it to my office before class in the afternoon."

After hearing the [-]-word review, Wen Yu's expression became even more pitiful.

The principal said to Yu Yi again: "You have to memorize the revised commentary draft by Mr. Li of the News Agency at noon, and the leaders and inspection team will come in the afternoon, so you must not make mistakes."

Yu Yi said, "I know, Principal."

"There is still a self-criticism." The principal added, "You also have to write a self-criticism, [-] words, because there will be a reception in the afternoon, and I will give you half a day to hand it over to my office during self-study tomorrow morning."

Yu Yi nodded: "Okay, principal."

The principal glanced at the time, and it was already twelve thirty-five: "Hurry up and have lunch, Wen Yu don't go back to class at noon, don't disturb other day students' lunch break, just go to the small meeting room next door to write a review."

The principal felt sorry for the students, he thought that Yu Yi would also use the small conference room, so he simply asked Wen Yu to open a small stove together and enjoy the air conditioning in the individual room.

Yu Yi said: "You should also go to lunch quickly."

Compared with Wen Yu, Yu Yi was obviously more comfortable in handling the relationship with the teacher. He apologized again, and then dragged Wen Yu to the cafeteria.

It was the first time for Wen Yu to be scolded by his teacher. He would occasionally do some trivial bad things, but most of the time the teacher said a few words and it was over. He had a good personality, and the teacher was reluctant to scold him.

"The principal is not scolding you, but worried about you." Yu Yi patted Wen Yu's shoulder, "Let's go, let's eat."

Wen Yu wept bitterly; "But there is still an [-]-word self-criticism."

Yu Yi said, "Let's talk after dinner."

The two went to the cafeteria together, and there were only a few students in the cafeteria. Seeing Yu Yi and Wen Yu walking in together, Qi Qi looked at them——

Are these two people being pierced by souls today?

Normally, they walked face to face without saying hello, but today there was a hug of the century, and they came to the cafeteria for lunch together?

Wen Yu was worried about the [-]-word self-criticism, and was oblivious to his surroundings, while Yu Yi ignored the staring eyes, finished ordering, found a seat with the plate and sat down.

Wen Yu held the empty dinner plate, stood in front of the window and sighed.

"what's wrong?"

Wen Yu went to this window every day to order food. The aunt in the cafeteria knew him very well. He was born with a pleasing face. Seeing his frowning face, the aunt couldn't help but care.

"Hey, nothing."

The review had to be written, and rice was also to be eaten. Wen Yu took a look and saw that there was nothing left, so he ordered three small fish and four taels of rice.

The aunt in the cafeteria specially picked three big ones for him, and also gave him an egg drop soup: "Young man, there is nothing difficult."

Then he added two small fish to comfort him.

Wen Yu took half a plate of small fish and half a plate of rice, walked to Yu Yi and sat down.

Yu Yi couldn't help but glanced at his dinner plate.

Wen Yu started to chop the rice.

Yu Yi asked suddenly; "Did you really climb the tree in the school? Have you been caught by the teacher?"

Wen Yu almost spit out the rice.

"No, okay!"

Yu Yi had a look of disbelief.

Wen Yu knew that Yu Yi must have believed the principal's words, and was immediately dissatisfied: "I have never climbed a tree in the school, and I have never been caught by the teacher!"

Yu Yi stared at the five small fish on Wen Yu's dinner plate.

"I've never touched fish in the river!" Wen Yu yelled, "I can't even swim."

Yu Yi smiled and said, "So you can't swim."

Wen Yu began to lower his head to pick up the rice again: "I'm afraid of water, I dare not swim."

Yu Yi said: "That's it, cats are afraid of water."

Wen Yu: "...why are you telling bad jokes?"

Yu Yi shrugged; "Does it count?"

Wen Yu said, "Of course."

Yu Yi raised his wrist to look at his watch; "It's one o'clock, eat quickly."

Wen Yu quickly stuffed rice into his mouth.

He was thinking about the [-]-word self-criticism, and he couldn't finish the five small fish and rice, so he urged Yu Yi to leave.

Yu Yi asked: "Don't eat?"

Wen Yu said: "If you don't eat, don't eat, there is still one and a half hours before the review."

He didn't know why Yu Yi was not in a hurry. He was so anxious that he ran all the way to the small supermarket to buy paper and pens, and then ran back to the small conference room.

The principal even turned on the air conditioner for them.

"It's over." Seeing the fifteen minutes past one displayed on the wall clock, Wen Yu suddenly felt a chill enveloping him.

Yu Yi calmly sat down opposite him and opened the folder.

"I'm going to die, I'm going to die."

Wen Yu was so anxious that he circled around in the small meeting room: "Should I go to Taobao to buy a review? Or let Gao Yuan write some for me?"

Gao Yuan is Wen Yu's teammate and classmate. He has to write at least [-] self-criticisms every semester, and he is very experienced in writing self-criticisms.

He touched his pocket: "but I didn't bring my mobile phone! Did you bring your mobile phone?"

Yu Yi took out his mobile phone and handed it to Wen Yu. As Wen Yu was about to take it, Yu Yi withdrew his hand again: "I don't want to write a second review."

"Then what do you do with it!" Wen Yu was about to die of anger from Yu Yi, "We are now one body and one heart appointed by the principal, close comrades in arms, brothers who can hand over their backs to each other, let me tell you, you This kind of behavior is the standard pig teammate behavior."

Yu Yi closed the folder: "I'll teach you how to write."

Wen Yu: "=口="

Just when Wen Yu was circling in a hurry, Yu Yi had already gone through the explanation draft twice. He put the folder aside, tore off two pieces of paper from the letterhead, and said to Wen Yu, "I'll teach you how to write , help you make an outline, and you just write it down.”

Wen Yu quickly ran to Yu Yi and sat down: "Is it possible, brother, have you written a review?"

Just now Yu Yi was said to be a pig teammate, but now in Wen Yu's eyes, Yu Yi is simply a god descending from the earth, tall and majestic in a mess.

Yu Yi said: "No."

"Brother, don't tease me." Wen Yu scratched his ears anxiously, "I really can't afford to joke..."

Yu Yi bowed his head and began to help Wen Yu write the review outline: "This type of article has a common feature, nothing more than three-paragraph writing, the process of the incident and the result, the problem, and how to solve the problem."

Wen Yu didn't understand; "What three-stage formula?"

Yu Yi has good-looking hands and good-looking handwriting, Wen Yu leaned over to take a look, and rubbed it, the review outline looks really good.

Wen Yu got a little closer, Yu Yi couldn't help but glance to the right due to the boy's hot body and scorching breath——

He noticed that Wen Yu blushed.