The paper man I raised is a school grass

Yu Yi's reaction was a little big, which shocked the propaganda committee.

"That's right, I watched him draw it."

Any questions?Isn't this just a drawing of a rabbit?

The propaganda committee member murmured in his heart, but he didn't dare to ask questions, but Yu Yi's expression quickly returned to normal.

"thank you, I know now."

Throughout the afternoon, the Propaganda Committee did not see any strange behavior from Yu Yi. He was as usual, polite, calm, and serious, exchanging opinions with the Propaganda Committee, and completed the task perfectly.

Occasionally, the publicity committee would think of Yu Yi's expression, which was a bit out of character for a cold male god like Yu Yi, but it seemed like an expression of true feelings.

It must be someone or something that he cares about, the propaganda committee member thought.

Of course Yu Yi cared, he couldn't help but care about the person who made him feel so angry every day for the past month.

下午回家之后，虞屹第一件事就是打开手机，系统提示恋人塔诺西已于凌晨03:30完成1-3和1-4。

03:30 in the morning?

No wonder the publicity committee said this afternoon that when Wen Yu came, he had two huge dark circles under his eyes, and he looked sluggish, and he ate five buns for almost 20 minutes.

Suddenly Yu Yi's mood was not as bad as when he saw Thanosira's hips in the past - he even felt that things were starting to become a little interesting.

But before that, Yu Yi felt that it was necessary to confirm again whether Tanosi was Wen Yu or not.

[momoko: Congratulations to the player melon and lover who have progressed to the last level of Chapter 1~ Let momoko take a look at your score. Well, the current score is 10 points for compatibility, 96 points for love, and 21 points for heartbeat points, 10 points for sanity!The difference between the love value and the heart rate value is a bit large, the compatibility score increases slowly, and the rational score increases rapidly. It seems that in this relationship, Guamei is a little cold and rational, not very involved. 】

If it was in the past, Yu Yi would probably ask what the consequences would be if the difference between the love value and the heartbeat value is too large, and how to remedy it, but now, Yu Yi is not so anxious.

[Melon: My admiration value should be Thanosy's heartbeat value, right? 】

[momoko: Guamei is really smart, that's how it is. 】

[Melon: Have you analyzed the values ​​with him? 】

[momoko: Of course, momoko is a love expert. You can tell momoko about any worries and problems in love. In addition, helping players analyze love difficulties is also one of momoko's jobs. 】

[Melon: How did Thanosy react? 】

[momoko: Is Guamei spying on momoko? 】The monkey showed a sly smile, and Yu Yi felt something was wrong when he saw it.

The screen began to spray ribbons again, and Yu Yi was a little speechless. Is the effect of this game too simple?

[momoko: Congratulations to the player melon for achieving the achievement [I want to know everything about the lover], and get a chance to roll points. 】

A dice appears on the screen.

[Melon: Huh? 】

[Melon: Didn't Thanosy roll this time? 】

[momoko: This is a single-player achievement, so there is no need for the active party to roll. 】

That couldn't be better.

Yu Yi finally breathed a sigh of relief when he saw the big melon on his name. He didn't know if it was his illusion. After discovering that Tanosi was suspected to be Wen Yu, the game seemed to play more smoothly.

He casually clicked the dice, and the dice rolled a three, neither up nor down, not as lucky as Thanosi.

[momoko: Congratulations to the player for getting 3 points, please choose a reward. 1. The heart rate is 9 points. 2. Love is worth 5 points. 3. Compatibility 2 points. 4. Love information props.Guamei, please pay attention, love information can be used alone or as clues to form a chain of clues. A complete chain of clues can guide the development of feelings. !Really powerful tool! 】

A heart rate of 9 points is a bit too tempting for Yu Yi, but this love information item sounds too useful.

[Melon: Choose 4 love information props. 】

[Momko: Received. 】

Yu Yi saw that a card with a magnifying glass was put into his backpack. After he opened it, he chose to use it without hesitation.

An intelligence email was soon received in the mailbox, and Yu Yi opened it, and it turned out to be a conversation——

[momoko: Your lover is the number one in the school and a game master who never shows off. Although this will make you look a little weak, but in momoko's heart, you are the best.

Thanosi: I understand, I am not good enough for my wife TVT.

momoko: If your lover is too good, it will be very stressful. Hug Tanosi.

momoko: But I firmly believe that your lover will be moved by your persistence! 】

It's just... It's really rough and simple, but it's useful, and it makes Yu Yi have expectations for the so-called chain of clues.

[Melon: How do I get love information props? 】

[momoko: Love props are one of the most precious props in this game. There are ways to obtain them, such as achievement roll points drop, adventure event task drops, and progressive recharge. Your current recharge is 648, which is in the second level of progressive, work harder. Maybe there will be. Momoko secretly told Guamei that this game is an internal test without deleting files, and during the internal test stage, the chances of dropping various rare props and costumes will be even greater!When the server officially opens, Guamei, who has all kinds of rare props and costumes, will be the most beautiful sister in the whole game! 】

[Melon: I see. 】

After all, it is a mobile game, and the ultimate goal is to deceive Krypton.

Yu Yi recharged 648 again, and after accumulating to 1000, he got a gift bag containing love information props and a green field scene.

Yu Yi clicked on the scene and found that there was a gift, so he gave this scene to Thanosy as a gift, and then bought a football uniform in the mall and gave it to him.

[momoko: Congratulations to the player melon for achieving the achievement [the first gift for lovers], and get a chance to roll points. 】

Yu Yi saw that the heartbeat value jumped by three points and became 24 points. He clicked the dice, and the dice rolled by 5 points.

【momoko：恭喜玩家瓜获得5点，请选择奖励。1、心动值12点。2、爱慕值6点。3、相合性5点。4、恋爱情报道具，哇，又是一张恋爱情报道具呢。】

Yu Yi chose another love information item, and the mailbox suddenly received a reminder that Thanosy sent an email.

on line?

Yu Yi deliberately jumped back to look at QQ, and sure enough, he saw Wen Yu talking to the publicity committee member in the class QQ group, saying that he had just woken up after falling asleep.

……

Yu Yi felt that he probably didn't need to go out of his way to confirm whether Wen Yu was Thanosi, he was really defenseless and left clues for himself everywhere.

Yu Yi opened the email and took a look. It was Wen Yu's greeting email, and it was still good to add an emoji at night.

After knowing that Thanosi is Wen Yu, Yu Yi was a little dissatisfied with this mail system. There were very few keywords to choose from in the mail, and there were only a few words tossed and turned every day, which could not satisfy Wen Yu's chatter at all, and also made the game interesting. Big discount.

[Melon: Is it possible to open 1-5?Then after Chapter 1 is over, you can start chatting on the phone? 】

[momoko: Wait a minute... 1-5 can't be activated at the moment, the difference between your love value and heartbeat value is too large, and the compatibility is not enough, so you can't receive 1-5 tasks. 】

Yu Yi thought for a moment.

[Melon: Wait a minute. 】

Yu Yi bought a few more orders, got three recharge progressive gift packs, and then bought things in the mall to give to Thanosy. At present, it seems that giving things is the fastest way to increase admiration and compatibility.

[Gua: Why is my mall full of women's clothing? 】

[momoko: Because this is Chapter 1, there are only fixed products in the mall. After Chapter 2 opens, the products will be changed every day. There are both men's and women's clothing, and limited editions will be available according to seasons and festivals. 】

After the monkey explained, he didn't forget to instigate Yu Yi to krypton gold.

[momoko: Guamei, don't you want to see your lover wearing women's clothes? 】

Yu Yi: ...

Yu Yi really doesn't have this hobby, but when he opened the store again and saw all kinds of small skirts, after thinking about it, he felt that the hobby could be cultivated.

Yu Yi bought a lot of women's clothes and gave them to Thanossi, and didn't stop until the system reminded that the gift-giving limit for the day had been reached.

After returning home at noon, Wen Yu slept until [-] pm. Today is the weekend and there is no one at home. Wen Yu ordered a takeaway, then lay on the bed and checked his phone.

As soon as he turned on the phone, there was another message prompt. A friend asked him to go online together at night, and some netizens said that a new copy of the game had been opened, and asked him to return quickly. Then there were various messages from the football team and old classmates. Wen Yu alone After returning, I saw the finished blackboard newspaper in the QQ group of the class, and finally opened "Cloud Raising Lovers", and sent an email to my wife as usual.

Gua seldom replies to his emails. On average, Wen Yu sends ten emails before receiving one reply. hate.

After Wen Yu sent the email, he started to think about eating again, but his phone suddenly vibrated. He thought it was a WeChat or QQ message, but when he took it away, it turned out to be a notification from the game system.

[System prompt: Player Tanosi received the green field*1 and football uniform*1 from his lover melon, which is really gratifying. 】

Did your wife give you a present? ?

Wen Yu opened the email and saw that Wucao was real, and what was displayed were all paid items.

Wen Yu, who was beaten to pieces by his wife last night, instantly came back to life.

The wife is really nice! !

Wen Yu continued to go down.

[System prompt: The player Thanosy received the maid costume *1 from the lover Melon, what a joyful blessing. 】

Wen Yu:? ? ?Joy from heaven? ?

Before he could recover from the maid outfit given by his wife, the system continued to prompt.

[System prompt: Player Thanosy received the dead reservoir water (swimsuit)*1 from his lover Melon, he is really envious of others. 】

Wen Yu: Dead reservoir water? ?Envious of others? ? ? ?

Giving his wife a maid pretending to be dead still existed in Wen Yu's imagination, but his wife practiced it first, and Wen Yu felt a little depressed.

【Tanosi: Why did my wife give me women's clothing TVT】

[momoko: Giving things is a good thing, why do you send a crying emoji? 】

After the monkey finished speaking, the system mercilessly deducted 2 heart points from Wen Yu.

[Tanosi: Don't, don't, don't deduct points, I'm happy, okay? I'm so happy! 】

The points were saved by Wen Yu staying up late to do tasks, and he felt bad for deducting one point, but unfortunately he said a few words of liking and happiness, but the heart rate still didn't rise back, Wen Yu was a little unhappy.

[Tanosi: Isn't it just a score, so stingy?Still envious of others, is your boss Ding Sanshi? ? 】

[momoko: Ah, no, we have nothing to do with the pig factory, okay? ! 】

[Tanosi: I don't believe it, rubbish mobile games, cheating Krypton every day. 】

【momoko: Well, you don't have krypton gold yet. 】

【Tanosi: ...Okay. 】

He prostituted the game for nothing, and took a lot of paid props and costumes. Wen Yu had nothing to say. He urged the monkey to drive 1-5 quickly, but the monkey said that he couldn't drive 1-5 because of insufficient points for compatibility and admiration. [-].

【Tanosi: So what should we do? 】

He can also see that his love value has risen slowly, and he feels that his wife is not very interested in him.

[momoko: Try wearing the clothes given by your lover and send her a selfie?I don't think anyone would dislike a lover wearing the clothes he gave him. 】

[Tanosi: Alright. 】

Wen Yu changed into a football uniform and a green field scene, took a selfie and sent it to Gua. Sure enough, both the admiration value and compatibility increased, but not too high, only 1 point.

Wen Yu was a little worried when he saw the remaining sets of women's clothing.

[momoko: Wow, the admiration value and compatibility have increased, and it's one step closer to 1-5, keep up the good work! 】

Wen Yu had no choice but to choose the maid's attire, which was a long skirt, the least revealing of the women's attire sent by his wife.

He tried it in the virtual cloakroom first, and comforted himself that no one knew he was wearing women's clothing in the game anyway.

Wen Yu changed in one go, took a selfie and sent it to Gua, and the admiration value and compatibility increased by 5 points as expected.

"..."

My wife's hobbies are really weird.

The monkey cheered up Wen Yu by the side of the cloakroom, yelled hoarsely to cheer up, and used the naked/naked score difference to stimulate Wen Yu.

Wen Yu was cruel, and directly replaced the set of dead reservoir water, and the monkey's eyes lit up.

[momoko: Oh my god, Tanosi is really good-looking. I personally declare that Tanosi is the number one beautiful boy in women's clothing in this game! 】

I'm going to your first girly girl!

Wen Yu chased the monkey out of the virtual cloakroom, then took a selfie of him wearing dead water and sent it to his wife——

He sees admiration and compatibility skyrocketing.

Wen Yu: ...

He always felt that his wife might collapse again.

[Tanosi: Are you ready?Are the points enough? 】

【momoko: Let me see... well, it's still not enough. 】

Wen Yu had no choice but to put on the rest of the women's clothes and post selfies. Unfortunately, after the stimulation of the dead reservoir water, the value of the subsequent selfies did not increase much.

Wen Yu was even more depressed.

The monkey began to comfort him.

[momoko: This is called the threshold effect. If you are in a hurry to open 1-5, our mall also provides more intimate clothing, but we need to confirm, are you eighteen years old?If you are full, please close the game and return to the initial interface and register. 】

And more intimate costumes? ?Still eighteen years old?

Fuck, this game is really exciting.

It's a pity that Wen Yu is not yet an adult.

[Tanosi: No [discouraged]. 】

【momoko: So that's the end of today's task, see you tomorrow. 】

The monkey changed back to the small icon in the upper right corner again. Wen Yu was a little unsatisfied. He went to sign in and poked the icons on the main interface one by one. There are not many functions enabled in Chapter 1, except for the main line and dress-up. There were only two small games, 1-3 and 1-4 of the second week. Wen Yu didn't want to suffer again, so he simply clicked on the photo album and deleted those selfies in women's clothing.

Even if it is his own Two-dimensional image, Wen Yu feels ashamed to look at it. His Two-dimensional image is generated based on scanning his face. If you look closely, it actually looks like him. After deleting it, Wen Yu checked it several times Deleted.

He wanted to destroy the corpse and wipe out the traces. Such a shameful photo, especially the photo of the dead reservoir water, must not be left in this world.

On the other end of the phone, Yu Yi temporarily saved Wen Yu's selfies in the email.

In the past, he only paid attention to the tasks, and didn't notice what Thanosy looked like. When he saw it today, he found that he was seven or eight points similar to Wen Yu. They both had small faces, thin waists and long legs, with exquisite features. That swimsuit really shocked Yu Yi a bit.

This kind of shock remained until Sunday school. When Wen Yu ran into the classroom with his schoolbag in his hands and stepped on the bell for morning self-study in the morning, he found something different.

Oh, the seats are different.

Yu Yi arrived in the classroom early as usual, with English textbooks spread out on his desk, before Wen Yu rushed in, he stood up and gave up his seat to Wen Yu.

"Thanks, buddy."

Wen Yu sat down, only to realize that the buddy he called was Yu Yi.

Humph.

Wen Yu's petty temper flared up again, he stuffed his schoolbag into the belly of the table, then took out two cups, and deliberately placed them on Yu Yi's table with a cold face.

Not only did he want to completely break off his dewy relationship with Yu Yi, but he also wanted to keep Yu Yi cold.

"For you."

"Well, thank you."

Yu Yi put the cup away, lowered his head and continued to read the textbook.

Wen Yu: "You're welcome."

Wen Yu said that he wanted to be cool with Yu Yi, but in fact he was still looking forward to a special reaction from Yu Yi, but he was disappointed in the end. He continued to take out his schoolbag and English textbook, and when he was about to start reciting vocabulary, Yu Yi glanced at him.

Wen Yu always felt that Yu Yi looked at him with a special warmth, so he noticed it right away.

Because of the cup thing?

"You didn't wipe the salad dressing off your mouth."

Yu Yi withdrew his gaze, and couldn't hear any emotion in his tone: "Wipe it."

Wen Yu: "..."

A day of getting along was spent in mutual respect. Originally, the two of them sat at the same table and revived the tall buildings of the campus forum. In the end, the two personally poured cold water on the passers-by and the experts.

In the evening, Yu Yi had dinner with his friends in the cafeteria. As soon as he was seated, he saw Wen Yu and Gao Yuan sitting down not far away with dinner plates.

Yu Yi glanced at it.

The friend joked; "Look at your little deskmate?"

Yu Yi said, "Yes."

"Yu Shen, I'm actually really curious, what's going on with you and your little deskmate?"

Yu Yi's friends were also very curious about the relationship between Wen Yu and him. They always felt that the two had been strangers for more than a year, and suddenly their relationship became close, and then suddenly changed back to their original appearance.

Yu Yi said; "You ask now? The relationship at the same table."

"Something's wrong." The friend shook his finger. "If it's the same table relationship, you wouldn't go to see him when he just came in."

Yu Yi asked: "Then what do you think is the relationship?"

My friend said, "I just asked you if I didn't know."

Yu Yi said: "Stop reading gossip on campus forums."

Another friend said: "Don't talk about it, those gossips are really well written, analyzing why your relationship is so confusing from various angles."

Another friend said: "Actually, we made a bet before whether you are asexual or not."

Yu Yi finished his meal, put down his chopsticks, and stood up: "Want to hear it?"

Several friends stopped eating. Yu Yi has always been indifferent and almost never talked about his personal affairs. This is the first time he has spoken on his own initiative.

"Of course I do."

The excitement in the eyes of my friends could not be suppressed.

"Boy? Or girl?"

"I think God Yu doesn't care so much about men and women."

"It's interesting—"

These were probably the fish with the best grades and the highest IQ in the whole school, but they were easily hooked by Yu Yi.

"I'm not going to tell you."

Yu Yi bowed slightly, put his arm on the shoulder of a friend beside him, and whispered in his ear.

His voice has a metallic texture, and after being pressed down, it hits the eardrums, making one's heart beat faster.

friends:"……"

"Convinced, I will never ask again."

That friend's ears were red, Yu Yi smiled and patted his shoulder, let go, took the meal card and mobile phone on the table, turned and left.

"See you at the water bar on the second floor, my treat."

Yu Yi went to the water bar and bought a glass of lemon salt soda to bring back to class, and the evening self-study began.

Wen Yu had training in the afternoon, and took a shower in the gymnasium before self-study last night, her hair was wet, like a kitten just fished out of the water.

The electric fan was still on, and the moist breath on Wen Yu's body kept blowing to Yu Yi's body with the breeze.

Evening self-study began.

After doing homework for a while, Wen Yu really began to feel restless.

"Is the small supermarket upstairs open this Sunday?"

Wen Yu always felt that something was wrong today. Thinking about it carefully, it turned out that he didn't buy anything to drink. In the morning, he thought about increasing income and reducing expenditure. He started by cutting off the daily ice water or Coke, but he started to fidget before the day was over. .

"It should not be turned on." The boy in the back seat said.

"I want a Coke."

Wen Yu has been staring at Yu Yi's glass of lemon salt soda for a long time, it's ice-cold, with lemon slices and mint leaves in it, it looks delicious.

But why didn't Yu Yi drink?

Wen Yu sits for a while to do his homework and has to stare for a while. The more he glances, the more he admires Yu Yi. Putting this glass of ice drink on and not drinking it is like seeing a cat resisting to masturbate. How much concentration it has.

What's more, if it is left for a long time, the ice cubes will melt, and the gas will not be enough, so it will not be so delicious.

Wen Yu stared at it for almost 10 minutes, and finally couldn't bear to ask Yu Yi.

"Your drinks are almost out of ice."

"is it?"

Yu Yi glanced at it, then continued to lower his head to write questions; "It's okay, I'm not going to drink anyway."

Not ready to drink? ?

Wen Yu asked; "Then what did you buy it for?"

Yu Yi said, "I thought the salt soda had no sugar, but I didn't know until after I bought it that there was sugar in it."

Wen Yu said; "The salt soda in our school's water bar already has syrup. If you don't want sugar, you have to tell your aunt in advance."

Yu Yi said: "OK."

Yu Yi began to lower his head to write questions again, while Wen Yu held his face and stared at the wall clock on the blackboard to start the countdown.

There are still 10 minutes.

Wen Yu's foot also started to move around, and accidentally bumped into Yu Yi's foot.

Yu Yi raised his head: "Do you want to drink?"

Wen Yu: "??"

Yu Yi said, "If you don't drink it, I'll throw it away after class."

How can it be thrown away?

Although he had planned to treat Yu Yi coldly, before the temptation of ice drinks, Wen Yu resolutely surrendered.

"Don't waste it."

Yu Yi brought the drink to Wen Yu's table.

"Thank you." Wen Yu inserted the straw, "How much is it, I'll call you."

Yu Yi said, "No need."

With the nourishment of the ice drink, the rest of the time really passed quickly, and Wen Yu soon forgot to cool Yu Yi, and turned around to chat with his deskmate in the back seat after class.

"Our school's water bar, the drinks are really cheap and delicious. Milk tea and lemon tea are the trump cards, and smoothies are also delicious!"

Wen Yu said to Yu Yi; "You don't like sweet drinks, try Dongding Oolong without sugar next time, it's great."

Yu Yi was still brushing up on the questions, but he didn't forget to chat with Wen Yu: "Try next time."

Wen Yu said; "Next time I invite you!"

Yu Yi said; "The water bars in the cafeterias of other schools seem to be less famous than the water bars in our school."

The girl in the back seat said, "That's right, when I was at the same table in the first year of high school, when I went to see my boyfriend in No. [-] Middle School, I would buy several cups of milk tea from the water bar to take with me."

The boy in the back seat said, "Indeed, the water bar in our school is a must for couples from different schools."

Delivering milk tea is a tradition among young couples. As soon as this matter was mentioned, the two people in the back seat started chatting about the new couple from different schools whom they heard this month.

Wen Yu was listening to gossip with his ears pricked up, when Yu Yi suddenly asked, "I don't think you've seen your girlfriend bring you milk tea?"

Wen Yu was sucking the last sip of salt soda, and almost choked when he heard Yu Yi's question.

"cough--"

Just now Yu Yi's voice was not loud, and the discussion in the back seat was in full swing, he didn't pay attention to Yu Yi's words at all, Wen Yu coughed, but he paid attention to it.

"You choke too easily."

The girl in the back seat handed Wen Yu the half pack of tissues left over from last time: "Keep it."

"Thank you."

Wen Yu wiped his mouth, and Yu Yi continued to ask: "Or is she not studying in this city?"

Wen Yu frowned, not knowing what to say, if Yu Yi hadn't reminded him, he would have almost forgotten that he had told Yu Yi that he had a girlfriend.

"Just... we are netizens, should I have told you?"

Wen Yu vaguely remembered that he had told Yu Yi.

"You said it, and you said it was a small girl." Yu Yi did two more questions, and asked casually, "So you haven't actually met?"

Wen Yu's radar started ringing again.

His intuition told him that Yu Yi was fishing for him again.

But what did Yu Yi catch him, worried that he would be cheated?

Online dating does have risks, but his paper man wife is a two-dimensional beautiful girl, there is no risk at all except being cheated.

What's more, he hasn't spent a penny for the paper man's wife.

Wen Yu, who claimed that he would never get hooked again, decided to expose Yu Yi's purpose first; "Are you worried that I will be cheated?"

"I'm really worried that you've been cheated." Yu Yi smiled, "You said that the girl is small and cute, maybe there is a man about 1.8 meters behind her."

"Absolutely impossible!"

Yu Yi said: "This kind of situation is not uncommon in online dating, and there are many reports in the news."

Wen Yu vowed; "Impossible, I know my wife too well."

A beautiful AI girl will never suddenly become a man no matter what, unless she plans to stop being a human and make her suddenly turn sexually, but the possibility of this is almost zero at present.

Yu Yi asked: "So have you met?"

Wen Yu hesitated for a few seconds: "It doesn't matter if we meet or not?"

"It's a big relationship."

Wen Yu said: "For me, it doesn't matter, she is what I see, I believe my own eyes."

But it matters to me.

Yu Yi suppressed his laughter, he thought, it seems that Wen Yu's photos don't need to be deleted.

Without the psychological burden, Yu Yi can catch cats more easily.

"None of you plan to meet?"

Wen Yu said: "I don't have this idea for now, if she wants to meet, then let's meet."

Although he really wanted to see his wife appear beside him when he turned on the AR, Wen Yu didn't intend to force it.

Yu Yi said; "So she hasn't asked you to meet? Don't you think it's a bit strange?"

Wen Yu didn't know why Yu Yi was so critical of the two words, he was a little unhappy, but he didn't dare to express it, worried that he would accidentally become a negative teaching material for online dating.

Wen Yu said: "Why do you keep asking me, you single dog, do you have the nerve to talk about me? You have never been in a relationship, you don't understand."

"Sorry, I'm not single anymore." The bell for the second self-study class rang, and Yu Yi stuffed the finished questions into his schoolbag, and pulled out a copy of "Science Fiction World", "It's time for self-study."

Wen Yu: =mouth=

Wen Yu: "When did you take off your single?"

Wen Yu: "Is your girlfriend Yu Wei?"

Wen Yu: "We haven't talked for a few days, and you fell in love?"

He asked [-] reasons, and Yu Yi flipped through the magazine leisurely: "Isn't it fast to fall in love?"

shit.

Seeing Yu Yi like this, Wen Yu felt that Xiao Longnan was about to collapse.

Recently, everything seems to be suspected of collapse, the wife is going to collapse, and the little dragon boy is also going to collapse.

Yu Yi looked really old-fashioned.

Wen Yu reminded: "Hey, you have to be more cautious when you are in a relationship, and be nice to other girls, don't have a playful attitude, it's very hurtful."

Yu Yi said, "I know."

Wen Yu was still not at ease: "Then your girlfriend, did you chase her, or did she chase you?"

Yu Yi turned a page of the magazine, stopped and thought for a while: "Should it be her chasing me?"

Fuck, he knew it.

Wen Yu's eyes are almost red with envy, why are they all school girls, he is the central air conditioner, and Yu Yi is the male god of the public?

Wen Yu said sourly, "Then we should treat her better."

Yu Yi said: "Of course, I will treat her well."

This looks like a pair of fairy couples, and the lemon salt soda that Wen Yu just finished drinking is almost overflowing.

He is really envious, especially when he thinks that his paper man wife will never have a real body, it makes him even more sour.

Going back at night, Wen Yu saw that "Cloud Raising Lovers" on his phone was no longer so fragrant.

Sabalu: "Hey."

Squatting Bayern tonight: "Why are you sighing at night, is it because Yu Shen's notes are not fragrant?"

Gummy Bear: "?? Yu Yi gave him notes again?"

Squatting Bayern tonight: "Yes, I gave Wen Yu all the notebooks, but I don't know what subjects it is."

Sabalu: "What's the use of the notes, it's just a little mercy from the god of learning when he sees the suffering life of us mortals."

Ying: "What stimulated you?? You said such a long sentence today, and it's not a bad sentence."

Sabalu: "Hey."

Black: "It's useless. Let me see it tomorrow. I can't understand the recent physics and math classes. [Crazy]"

Squatting Bayern tonight: "It's useless to give you, no one tells you, and you don't know how to use these notes."

Ying: "Where's the agreed-upon Lushui Qingyuan? Give you notes? Give you a lecture? Is this chasing you?"

Sabalu: "You bunch of dead nerds, can you stop looking at Renji, everyone has a girlfriend, okay?"

film:"??"

Squatting Bayern tonight: "???"

My favorite thing is to study mathematics: "Fuck, I was just doing a quiz, and I was blown out by this news. Does Yu Yi have a girlfriend?"

Squatting Bayern tonight: "I don't believe it. Last time you also said that Yu Yi had a girlfriend. What happened? Isn't the girlfriend an oolong made by you? It also caused me to be slapped in the face by myself, which is embarrassing."

Ying: "I also think the possibility is a bit low."

Gummy Bear: "Are you sure it's your girlfriend? Didn't you just hear it?"

Sabalu: "He said it himself, and he also said that his girlfriend chased him."

Ying: "Why did he suddenly say this to you?"

Sabalu: "Let me think about it..."

He didn't quite remember why Yu Yi suddenly brought up this matter, but after thinking about it carefully, he seemed to remember it again.

Sabalu: "Because I called him a single dog."

Squatting Bayern tonight: "..."

Ying: "It's gone."

Gummy Bear: "If you call me single, I can make you a dozen girlfriends."

Mathematics tonight: "Men, it doesn't matter whether you are a good student or not, but whether you have face is the most important thing. Do you think Yu Yi is really single? If he wants to fall in love, he can immediately disclose his girlfriend."

Chairman Pipipi; "No, what are you doing calling someone single? You don't seem to be single?"

Squatting Bayern tonight: "In the future, don't eat the melons given by Wen Yu, they are all fake melons."

Sabalu: "But it's true, he also told me that he would treat his girlfriend well."

Wen Yu believed that Yu Yi had a girlfriend just like he believed that his paper man's wife was not a man. There was no need for Yu Yi to lie to himself. In his opinion, Yu Yi was not the kind of person who wanted to save face.

But no one in the group wanted to listen to him anymore.

Wen Yu felt a little upset, at this moment, the blackboard group suddenly rang, and there was a red envelope reminder.

Propaganda Committee: "Principal Tao took a look at everyone's blackboard newspaper when he was inspecting the self-study this afternoon, and he praised our class for being particularly creative, especially Wen Yu's theme painting! It was appreciated by Principal Tao [Happy Circles]. "

Xuan: "Wow, Wen Yu is awesome."

Xiaomeng: "Wow, Wen Yu is awesome."

Shen Chen: "Wouldn't you be happy if the Propaganda Committee sends out a red envelope?"

Xuan: "Send a red envelope +1, at least to Wen Yu who stayed up all night and drew two theme paintings."

Propaganda committee member: "Ah, my QQ is not bound, next time."

Hunter: "Let me come, it just so happens that there is still some money in QQ."

Yu Yi sent out a red envelope, indicating that Wen Yu would accept it, but Wen Yu didn't pay attention, so he clicked on the QQ group and received the red envelope, opened it, and was stunned.

It turned out to be 521 yuan.

Propaganda Committee: "?? God Yu, did you count the wrong decimal point?"

Hunter: "That's right, this is Wen Yu's money for shopping for me, and a red envelope."

Yu Yi sent out another red envelope, and everyone grabbed it together.

Propaganda member: "I snatched 6 yuan... What did Wen Yu buy for you, this number is too coincidental hahaha."

Hunter: "I bought the cups, and the shipping fee is so much."

Propaganda Committee: "The cups I bought... If you post this on the campus forum, I think you two will have to add a few more floors to the building."

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The lottery will be held on July 7th, the number of people is relatively large, everyone should have it~

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