The paper man I raised is a school grass

The 500 yuan was undoubtedly worse for Wen Yu, who was not rich in the first place.

Ying: "Actually, it's okay. Indirect kissing doesn't make others cheaper."

Sabalu: "But I spent five hundred, fat house crying.jpg."

Chairman Pipipi: "Don't cry, it's all Yu Yi's money anyway, the wool comes from the sheep, in fact you have nothing to lose, let alone indirect kissing, if you don't tell me, who knows? , the next time we fall in love, I can still tell my wife openly that my first kiss is still there."

Sabalu: "My heart hurts so much. Compared with 500 yuan and my first kiss, I'd better choose [-] yuan."

Sabalu: "Why does it cost 500 yuan for a cup?"

Sabalu: "I bought a tabby cat for only ten yuan. I can buy fifty tabby cats for the money of a cup."

Gummy Bear: "Did you buy a cat? Check it out."

Squatting Bayern tonight: "I want to see it too!"

Sabalu: "...Is your focus not right?"

Gummy Bear: "I just want to see the cat, hurry up."

Squatting Bayern tonight: "Hurry up, hurry up."

Sabalu: "...Okay, wait a minute, I'll take a picture right away, and it's sleeping next to me."

It is probably because cats attract each other. Little Lihua has been home for more than two weeks. She is not attached to Wen Le, who is in charge of buying cats, nor is she attached to her parents, Wen Dad and Wen Mom. He just likes to cling to Wen Yu, as soon as Wen Yu came back, he would jump up from the nest and run to Wen Yu's feet to dawdle and act like a spoiled child, when Wen Yu went back to his room to do homework or play games, Little Lihua would lie beside him and accompany him quietly he.

Wen Yu took out his mobile phone, snapped a few photos of the little raccoon curled up into a fur ball beside the mouse, and sent them to the group.

Gummy Bear: "Fuck, what a cat, Wen Yu already has a cat."

Squatting Bayern tonight: "Fuck, Wen Yu already has cats."

My favorite is mathematics: "So why don't you cry, there are cats, younger sisters, academic gods at the same table, and paper man wives who don't use krypton gold, why are you crying?"

Gummy Bear: "Is this cat really bought for ten yuan? Even if it's sold by the catty, it's more than ten yuan."

Sabalu: "It was bought for ten yuan, so he is called Ten Yuan Tanimi."

Squatting in Bayern tonight; "...Ten Yuan Limei, spray it, what a crappy name."

Gummy Bear: "The name sounds so familiar."

Ying: "The beautiful girl Ishihara Satomi ten years ago, this cat's name is really a beautiful girl." Wen Yu was very proud, he had been thinking about this name for several days.

Sabalu: "It must be named after a beautiful girl. Think about my wife, she is a beautiful girl, and my sister named her Gua."

Sabalu: "Every time I open the game, I feel sorry for my wife TT."

Ying: "So have you finished writing your experience? You shouted sorry to my wife every day, but it took more than a week to write an experience."

Sabalu: "It's finished, I'm only one or two hundred words away, and I can upload it."

Sabalu; "I won't tell you anymore, I'm going to start a 1-2 mission with my wife today, I drank coffee specially today, and I will stay up late tonight to finish 1-2, and then I will push it again on the National Day, and it will be earlier Start the chat system."

Wen Yu posted a cheering emoji in the group: "Learn like ONE God!"

God YONE is the master of the game speedrunning circle. Everyone in the circle calls him God of ONE. Wen Yu is his fan. Unfortunately, he has watched the speedrunning video of the master of the game several times.

Now even love games are so good, the scores are all negative, Wen Yu feels very ashamed.

Wen Yu closed the chat box and opened "Cloud Raising Lovers".

The paper man's wife is urging him to upload his experience every day, and his posture is getting more and more fierce. Although the AR paper man's wife still doesn't appear, the sense of immersion is getting stronger and stronger.

Wen Yu is like a scumbag whose ears are twisted by his wife's ears. He is urged by his wife every day, and finally achieves something.

Wen Yu typed in the last few words, typed upload, and the monkey jumped out.

Biu~

The monkey played the trumpet and pulled the cannon, countless petals and ribbons fell on the screen of the mobile phone, accompanied by the sound of numerical changes,

[momoko: Congratulations to player Tanosi and Lover Melon for finishing 1-1 together, getting 50 points for compatibility, 18 points for admiration, 6 points for heartbeat, and 1 point for sanity!The current score is -50 points for compatibility, -2 points for love, 6 points for heartbeat, and 1 point for rationality!It is getting farther and farther away from the consequences of not being NTR, are you happy? 】

And asked him if he was happy?Seeing this negative number, Wen Yu almost died of anger.

[Tanosi: If I procrastinate, I will be deducted 100, and I will only add 1000 after writing more than 50 words of experience?There is also this admiration value. I deducted 20 points last time, and I added 18 points, which is still negative. 】

[momoko: It’s still in the early stages. Of course, the progress of the relationship is very slow. The love value is the other party’s evaluation of you, and the heartbeat value is your evaluation of the other party. If you work hard on the task, the score will improve very quickly! 】

【Tanosi: I'm serious! 】

Can he write a thousand-word "Wild Animal Protection Law" experience if he is not serious?Even for the usual Chinese exams, Wen Yu's big essays never reached 800 words.

Wen Yu was very upset, he grabbed and rubbed the monkey, and finally the system prompted Wen Yu to let the monkey go.

[System: Invitation to start the mission, your lover melon invites you to start 1-2. 】

Wife sent a task!

Wen Yu quickly clicked on the task map, and clicked on the 1-2 task.

[momoko: Everyone is multi-faceted, sometimes serious and serious, sometimes cute and naive, knowing your lover's unknown cuteness, if you can get closer to your lover, what kind of compliment will you want to get from your lover? 】

[System: The mall is open, and the virtual cloakroom is open. 】

[System task: Choose the most suitable set of clothes for yourself, put it on and take a selfie, send the photo to your lover, and get rewards for customs clearance and points. 】

[Tanosi:? 】

Shit, which crow mouth said today that there is no need for krypton gold? ?

【Tanosi: What's going on, let me out of the dead monkey. 】

The monkey poked its head.

[Tanosi: Garbage mobile game, I started cheating on Krypton before I saw my wife. Didn’t I say that I can connect to Taobao and shopping websites, can I buy real clothes? Why did you open the virtual cloakroom again? 】

[momoko: You have to forgive the planner. The planner is a middle-aged person. In their era, the basis of online dating was to give yourself a name that looked like a handsome guy, and then set up a set of good-looking QQ shows. You will be retro , Choose a QQ show. 】

[Tanosi: Online dating? 】

[momoko: Our task design refers to many cases of online dating. 】

[momoko: But our game is more real!More immersive! 】

[momoko: If you don't want to spend money, you can also choose free clothes. 】

The monkey gave Wen Yu a demonstration. In addition to changing clothes in the cloakroom, you can also add a PS filter. Wen Yu clicked on the PS panel to see that there are all kinds of cheating functions, all kinds of face shaving and big eyes. A face can be redrawn.

Wen Yu is quite satisfied with his image. The initial image input is based on the photos taken when he logged in the game at that time, which is equivalent to making his face two-dimensional. He has a small face, and the two-dimensional image is also very delicate. Good looking boy.

Wen Yu thinks that his wife should not be so superficial, after all, his two-dimensional image is handsome, and he looks good in anything.

So Wen Yu picked out a free purple shirt and a free pair of ginger shorts. He had just sent the photo when he received an email from his wife.

[Melon: photo. 】

Wucao, my wife sent a selfie!

Wen Yu quickly clicked on it, and the beautiful girl in the photo was wearing a football uniform, looking cold and pure.

Fuck it fuck it.

If it wasn't for momoko's reminder not to take screenshots, Wen Yu would definitely post this photo on all social networking sites——

The wife is so beautiful!

Wen Yu saw this set of football uniforms in the store. The price was 3000 diamonds, which is 300 RMB. Although AI lovers don’t spend RMB, but his wife knows that he likes football, so he changed the football uniforms specially.

Wen Yu opened the store again, and took another look at his wife's football jersey of the same style.

It was too expensive, and Wen Yu's heart was bleeding. If he hadn't just spent 500 yuan to buy a cup for Yu Yi, he would probably have bought it without hesitation.

Wen Yu opened and closed the mall, and finally sent a message in Moments with tears in his eyes.

Who else takes bad models?

He closed WeChat, opened the mall and took a look, and suddenly a message was pushed on WeChat.

Hunter: What happened to the circle of friends? ?

When Wen Yu saw the news, and then thought of the oath he made to Yu Yi that day, his heart suddenly turned cold.