After that, my sister's longing for Xu Xian became more and more overwhelming.
First, I found a house that had been abandoned for many years, and used magic to make it look brand new, and hang up the plaque of the White Mansion in a grand manner; then I asked me to find the White Rabbit Spirit and a few little monsters to help them temporarily transform into human forms to serve as our White Mansion. stewards and servants.
When everything is ready, she will sit at home every day, holding the broken umbrella in her arms, which is equivalent to a token of love, waiting for Xu Xian to come to pick it up.
However, the left can't wait, and the right can't wait.Seeing Suzhen's expression getting darker day by day, I couldn't bear it, so I volunteered to investigate the enemy's situation for my sister.
A few days ago I found out that Xu Xian was an apprentice in a pharmacy, so I wandered outside the pharmacy and asked the shopkeeper if he was there.When I asked that Xu Xian had gone to the Yaoxian Temple, I rushed there too, searched around but couldn't find it, and finally found the blue shirt in the Yuelao Temple not far away.
If you ask about the marriage, just ask about the marriage. You even lied to the shopkeeper that you went to worship the medicine fairy. How about lying to ghosts?
I stepped into Yuelao Temple with one foot, afraid of being discovered by Xu Xian, I shrank back, hid outside the wall and eavesdropped, I felt a little sneaky.I saw Xu Xian frowning tightly, and a man dressed as a Taoist stood opposite him, looking at the hexagram in his hand, he opened his mouth and said:
"Xu Xianggong, you have a peach blossom robbery recently."
"Peach Blossom Tribulation?" Xu Xian was taken aback, and hurriedly asked: "If you dare to ask the boss, is there anything wrong?"
The Taoist looked at him with meaningful eyes: "Peach Blossom Tribulation, as the name suggests, is a disaster born of marriage. If there are any beautiful women who come to your door in recent days, avoid them if you can."
Xu Xian still had a sad face: "Then, how can I resolve this calamity?"
The Taoist spread out his palm and stretched out three fingers to Xu Xian, asking for money.But Xu Xian was a poor apprentice, he had no money to give him, he bargained repeatedly to no avail, so he had to leave dejectedly, and walked outside the Yuelao Temple.
I also hurriedly dressed up as a Taoist priest, stopped him halfway, pretended to make a fortune, stroked my beard and said with a smile:
"Congratulations, there are only peach blossoms, there is no calamity. If you meet a woman you like recently, prepare for a happy event."
"Really?" Xu Xian's eyes widened, "But the priest just said..."
"That's a fake Taoist priest who is bluffing and deceiving," I said loudly on purpose, "You must not believe his nonsense, he just said it seriously on purpose so that he can cheat you of money."
The Taoist heard it, and came to me in a threatening manner to argue.I quietly stretched out my foot, caught him in the air, tripped him with a big horse fork, and hooked my fingers to attract a gust of wind, knocking over his fortune-telling stall, then smiled at Xu Xian and said:
"Look, if you cheat people with more money, you will be punished by God."
Xu Xian was half-believing at first, but when he saw this scene, he immediately believed in it, and the last bit of worry also lowered his brows.Seeing him happily walking towards the pharmacy, I concluded that the day when this nerd came to Baifu to fetch an umbrella should not be far away.
Sure enough, the next day, I saw Xu Xian wandering in the alley from a long distance away.But he lingered for half an hour, and still didn't dare to knock on the door. I was so anxious that I kept calling him useless in my heart.
Fortunately, my sister and I discussed the countermeasures the night before, and this time, we must completely cut off his retreat.
He was still lingering in the same place, but I had already covered my face with beards, swaggered through the alley, and when I passed him, I slammed into him like a crab, and I didn't forget to turn around and curse: "It's in the way of the uncle , you don't have eyes!"
Although he looked unhappy, he still apologized to me.I felt even more upset. I felt that this person was so annoying. He should be angry, but he was still pretending. It was hypocrisy!
When I arrived at the White Mansion, knowing that Xu Xian was watching me from behind, I deliberately slapped the door loudly and shouted, "Open the door! Open the door!"
"Here we come!" Rabbit responded and came to open the door, still smiling obsequiously: "Oh, Mr. Xiao, what brought you here?"
For the convenience of walking in the world, when I was not Suzhen's maid, I made up a homophonic name for myself, called Xiao Qing.
"Where's your young lady?" I picked up his collar with one hand, "It's agreed to marry in three days, you take good care of her for me, don't let her jump into the well again! , my uncle will let you go around without food!"
"What are you talking about?" Xu Xian finally couldn't hold back anymore, and hurried forward, "What marriage? What jumping into a well? What are you talking about, but Miss Bai in this mansion?"
"That's right! That's Miss Baifu!" I put down the rabbit and grabbed Xu Xian's collar instead, "She is my unmarried wife, so it's none of your business whether she jumps into the well or not?"
"You, her." Xu Xian was incoherent from my anger, "She must have chosen to jump into the well out of grief and indignation. She doesn't want to marry you, even if you force her, you will only force her to death! This young man, Twisted melons are not sweet, you..."
Before he could finish his sentence, I had already punched him, causing big bruises in his eye sockets: "Whether the twisted melon is sweet or not, you won't know until you finish twisting it!"
Xu Xian was knocked down to the ground by me, instead of being cowardly, he became even more bloody.He rushed up, trying to lift my collar in vain, and said angrily, "How can you let her go?"
I shook off his hand, pushed Xu Xian to the ground, and stomped on his knee: "It's up to you, do you want to stand up for her?"
"Say it!" He covered the gushing nosebleed, "As long as you can say it, I can do it!"
"Okay!" I relaxed a little, bent down and looked at him, "Look at you, you look like a poor guy in a drugstore? You can't take out too much, how about it, I'll give you a whole night , go to the mountain outside the city and dig me ten ginseng trees that are more than a century old. If you can do it, I will hand over Miss Bai's family;
"Ten?" He turned pale with shock, "If you can dig a tree that is more than a hundred years old, you can dig one and burn it with high incense. Do you want ten?"
"Can't do it?" I sneered, "If you can't do it, don't be a hero to save the beauty. Butler, call your lady out!"
"Don't!" Xu Xian gritted his teeth and finally responded, "I will definitely do it!"
"Okay!" I winked at the rabbit, "Housekeeper, you can bear witness for us. I'll come back tomorrow, remember, ten trees, not one moment less."
After putting down the harsh words, I let out another breath. I was in an unprecedentedly happy mood, and soon consciously disappeared in front of Xu Xian.
However, as soon as I turned around the alley, I immediately changed into women's clothes, went back to the White Mansion through the wall, and waited for the rabbit to welcome Xu Xian into the door, and then staged a good show choreographed by my sister.
Can't wait!
First, I found a house that had been abandoned for many years, and used magic to make it look brand new, and hang up the plaque of the White Mansion in a grand manner; then I asked me to find the White Rabbit Spirit and a few little monsters to help them temporarily transform into human forms to serve as our White Mansion. stewards and servants.
When everything is ready, she will sit at home every day, holding the broken umbrella in her arms, which is equivalent to a token of love, waiting for Xu Xian to come to pick it up.
However, the left can't wait, and the right can't wait.Seeing Suzhen's expression getting darker day by day, I couldn't bear it, so I volunteered to investigate the enemy's situation for my sister.
A few days ago I found out that Xu Xian was an apprentice in a pharmacy, so I wandered outside the pharmacy and asked the shopkeeper if he was there.When I asked that Xu Xian had gone to the Yaoxian Temple, I rushed there too, searched around but couldn't find it, and finally found the blue shirt in the Yuelao Temple not far away.
If you ask about the marriage, just ask about the marriage. You even lied to the shopkeeper that you went to worship the medicine fairy. How about lying to ghosts?
I stepped into Yuelao Temple with one foot, afraid of being discovered by Xu Xian, I shrank back, hid outside the wall and eavesdropped, I felt a little sneaky.I saw Xu Xian frowning tightly, and a man dressed as a Taoist stood opposite him, looking at the hexagram in his hand, he opened his mouth and said:
"Xu Xianggong, you have a peach blossom robbery recently."
"Peach Blossom Tribulation?" Xu Xian was taken aback, and hurriedly asked: "If you dare to ask the boss, is there anything wrong?"
The Taoist looked at him with meaningful eyes: "Peach Blossom Tribulation, as the name suggests, is a disaster born of marriage. If there are any beautiful women who come to your door in recent days, avoid them if you can."
Xu Xian still had a sad face: "Then, how can I resolve this calamity?"
The Taoist spread out his palm and stretched out three fingers to Xu Xian, asking for money.But Xu Xian was a poor apprentice, he had no money to give him, he bargained repeatedly to no avail, so he had to leave dejectedly, and walked outside the Yuelao Temple.
I also hurriedly dressed up as a Taoist priest, stopped him halfway, pretended to make a fortune, stroked my beard and said with a smile:
"Congratulations, there are only peach blossoms, there is no calamity. If you meet a woman you like recently, prepare for a happy event."
"Really?" Xu Xian's eyes widened, "But the priest just said..."
"That's a fake Taoist priest who is bluffing and deceiving," I said loudly on purpose, "You must not believe his nonsense, he just said it seriously on purpose so that he can cheat you of money."
The Taoist heard it, and came to me in a threatening manner to argue.I quietly stretched out my foot, caught him in the air, tripped him with a big horse fork, and hooked my fingers to attract a gust of wind, knocking over his fortune-telling stall, then smiled at Xu Xian and said:
"Look, if you cheat people with more money, you will be punished by God."
Xu Xian was half-believing at first, but when he saw this scene, he immediately believed in it, and the last bit of worry also lowered his brows.Seeing him happily walking towards the pharmacy, I concluded that the day when this nerd came to Baifu to fetch an umbrella should not be far away.
Sure enough, the next day, I saw Xu Xian wandering in the alley from a long distance away.But he lingered for half an hour, and still didn't dare to knock on the door. I was so anxious that I kept calling him useless in my heart.
Fortunately, my sister and I discussed the countermeasures the night before, and this time, we must completely cut off his retreat.
He was still lingering in the same place, but I had already covered my face with beards, swaggered through the alley, and when I passed him, I slammed into him like a crab, and I didn't forget to turn around and curse: "It's in the way of the uncle , you don't have eyes!"
Although he looked unhappy, he still apologized to me.I felt even more upset. I felt that this person was so annoying. He should be angry, but he was still pretending. It was hypocrisy!
When I arrived at the White Mansion, knowing that Xu Xian was watching me from behind, I deliberately slapped the door loudly and shouted, "Open the door! Open the door!"
"Here we come!" Rabbit responded and came to open the door, still smiling obsequiously: "Oh, Mr. Xiao, what brought you here?"
For the convenience of walking in the world, when I was not Suzhen's maid, I made up a homophonic name for myself, called Xiao Qing.
"Where's your young lady?" I picked up his collar with one hand, "It's agreed to marry in three days, you take good care of her for me, don't let her jump into the well again! , my uncle will let you go around without food!"
"What are you talking about?" Xu Xian finally couldn't hold back anymore, and hurried forward, "What marriage? What jumping into a well? What are you talking about, but Miss Bai in this mansion?"
"That's right! That's Miss Baifu!" I put down the rabbit and grabbed Xu Xian's collar instead, "She is my unmarried wife, so it's none of your business whether she jumps into the well or not?"
"You, her." Xu Xian was incoherent from my anger, "She must have chosen to jump into the well out of grief and indignation. She doesn't want to marry you, even if you force her, you will only force her to death! This young man, Twisted melons are not sweet, you..."
Before he could finish his sentence, I had already punched him, causing big bruises in his eye sockets: "Whether the twisted melon is sweet or not, you won't know until you finish twisting it!"
Xu Xian was knocked down to the ground by me, instead of being cowardly, he became even more bloody.He rushed up, trying to lift my collar in vain, and said angrily, "How can you let her go?"
I shook off his hand, pushed Xu Xian to the ground, and stomped on his knee: "It's up to you, do you want to stand up for her?"
"Say it!" He covered the gushing nosebleed, "As long as you can say it, I can do it!"
"Okay!" I relaxed a little, bent down and looked at him, "Look at you, you look like a poor guy in a drugstore? You can't take out too much, how about it, I'll give you a whole night , go to the mountain outside the city and dig me ten ginseng trees that are more than a century old. If you can do it, I will hand over Miss Bai's family;
"Ten?" He turned pale with shock, "If you can dig a tree that is more than a hundred years old, you can dig one and burn it with high incense. Do you want ten?"
"Can't do it?" I sneered, "If you can't do it, don't be a hero to save the beauty. Butler, call your lady out!"
"Don't!" Xu Xian gritted his teeth and finally responded, "I will definitely do it!"
"Okay!" I winked at the rabbit, "Housekeeper, you can bear witness for us. I'll come back tomorrow, remember, ten trees, not one moment less."
After putting down the harsh words, I let out another breath. I was in an unprecedentedly happy mood, and soon consciously disappeared in front of Xu Xian.
However, as soon as I turned around the alley, I immediately changed into women's clothes, went back to the White Mansion through the wall, and waited for the rabbit to welcome Xu Xian into the door, and then staged a good show choreographed by my sister.
Can't wait!
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