The days of interpenetration with Fahai [Faqing]

I am a demon.

Basilisk.

To be honest, I once thought I was a green snake because of the green scales on my body, which looked like the color of a vegetable field.

I like green very much, and I like myself very much. I can't tell which of the two is more because of which.

But they all call me Green Snake.

Thinking about it later, when I read cyan, it naturally felt a little more refined and elegant.It's not like when you think about green, you only think of the crop land with vast land and few people, so you accept it so readily.

This title has continued to this day.

Now I am five hundred years old.

I have an elder sister who has a light and charming body, and when she turns into a human form and stands there, she is a delicate beauty.Her face is so tender that water can be squeezed out, and the way she winks at men passing by while holding an umbrella is so coquettish that it makes people itch.

But she prefers to pretend to be as demure as a beautiful flower shining in the water, as if she is really the lady of a deep boudoir who does not touch the sun and spring water, but only knows how to play the piano and embroider flowers.

I don't like ladies, but I like my sister.

She calls me Xiaoqing.

It is said that like cannibalizes and opposites attract, so what if there are both the same kind and the opposite sex?

I've been thinking about this question for hundreds of years, ever since I was a little snake picked up by my sister in the snake cave at the bottom of the West Lake, and I've been thinking about it until now, but I haven't figured out an answer.

It stands to reason that now that I have grown up enough, I should have some desire for my sister, whether I want to eat her or want to "eat" her, at least I should have something.

Unfortunately, there is nothing.

However, as you can see, I am a male snake.Male snakes can't spend all day thinking about philosophical issues at the bottom of a dark lake, they have to go out more to see the world and prepare for reproduction!

The only opposite sex around is my sister, because she treated me like a sister since she was a child, I have already watched everything that should be seen and should not be seen.Now it is impossible to have any other thoughts about her besides respect and love.But the desire to give birth to a baby snake in the body is getting stronger day by day.

Finally, on the day when I just turned [-] years old and could change form, as soon as I opened my eyes at night, I got up with a grunt and rushed ashore.I want to find a secluded place to perform a trick, and then happily and smoothly transform into the appearance of a good man in a troubled world, and go to Fengyuedu where my sister usually goes in men's clothes to find a girl, and come here for a while.

At that time, I didn't know that going to a restaurant required a kind of thing that ordinary people called silver, and I forgot that I needed to prepare a suit of clothes in advance before turning into a human form. The little monk Fahai who can get it.

At that time, he was not the Zen Master Fahai of Jinshan Temple who became famous far and wide and frightened the big monsters and little monsters. He was just a poor little monk who couldn't even beat a rabbit spirit who was much shallower than me, but still insisted on subduing demons. .

The night when I first met him was the moment when I emerged from the grass in human form and looked at the water carefully to see how I was different from a real person.And from the reflection on the water, I could clearly see that the Rabbit Spirit next door was dragging a big sack, and was about to tiptoe past me.

And he, at that time, was bound by the white rabbit spirit and covered his face, and was about to be dragged back to the den to serve the big bad wolf spirit as a midnight snack.

"Xiaobai?" I raised my eyebrows, called to stop the rabbit that I thought was about to escape my sight, turned around and said maliciously: "Long time no see, how are you doing? The thirty carrots you owed me last time." , ten green radishes, five crispy water radishes with flower hearts, when do you plan to return them?"

"Qing...Brother Qing," the rabbit turned his head with a mournful face, looking like he was about to cry, "My house was attacked by a wolf recently... ah, Brother Qing, you can change form!"

He looked excited as if his own brother could take form.

"Don't change the subject," I hooked my hands at him, "Hurry up, or I'll have something for you today."

"Brother Qing, I really won't be able to get this radish for a while," the rabbit suddenly leaned over and flattered, "But let me tell you, I caught a good one today. Let's see if I can beat you." account?"

"Oh?" I continued to maintain an inscrutable look, "Open it and have a look, first inspect the goods and then talk about it."

"Come on," the rabbit was delighted, and then pulled away the big leaky sack in his hand, revealing a small part of the contents.

The author has something to say: the daily update will start tomorrow, and I will see you every day at [-] o'clock in the morning~