If the reminder fails, you will be teased

The farmhouse that Li Shengnan mentioned is under a small hill in the suburbs of the city. The scenery there is good, but the location is remote, and the traffic was not convenient earlier. Even the bus around the city could not reach the foot of the mountain. If you want to go there, you have to walk up. At least five miles away.

That's all, the most important thing is that even if it's over, except for the small scenery on the mountain and the small village at the bottom of the mountain, there is really nothing to do, so apart from the local residents, few outsiders go there.

However, in recent years, the real estate business has developed too fast. After the construction of small high-rise buildings in the city, some people want to build small villas in the suburbs.Rich people feel that the air in the suburbs is fresh, and they have cars at home, so they don't feel sorry for the little gas money, so they move out one after another.

Coupled with the government's allocation of funds for road repairs, the transportation has become more convenient, and small high-rise buildings have gradually been built in the suburbs.

As soon as there were more people, people in the local village simply raised money to build a farmhouse in front of the mountain, under the slogan of good mountains and good water. The facilities inside are not very good, but the price is not high, and the people are warm.Word-of-mouth has grown, and the reputation has been established. During the holidays, there are also many people who come here from the city for entertainment.

Li Shengnan went there once with his family when he was on vacation, and thought it was a good place, so he brought his buddies here to relax together while they were free.

The four of them rode mountain bikes all the way from the city center to the suburbs smoothly, and the scenery on both sides of the road gradually changed from high-rise buildings to blue rice fields.

In order to facilitate irrigation, two water canals were built nearby. Some farmers planted some lotus in them, which grew gratifyingly in summer and produced many small bowl-like lotus pods, which bowed their heads along the water bank heavily.

The blood of Li Shengnan and the others suddenly boiled. Luo Wangshu knew what they were thinking when he saw the green light in the eyes of the three of them. There were quite a few, and they piled them up in the shade with both hands, beckoning Luo Wangshu to go over.

The lotus seeds are sweet and tender, with an excellent taste.

"It must have been planted by the people in the farmhouse over there. We'll give the money to them when we get there." Li Shengnan pointed at the sign of the farmhouse erected on the bank with his chin, peeling and eating while taking time to follow Others speak. "The taste is much better than the ones sold in the supermarket. When I go back, I have to buy some and bring them back to my little sister. I will definitely be able to coax her to do more summer homework."

Luo Wangshu's heart skipped a beat, and he immediately thought of the lazy Qiao Wei.

He took out his phone from his pocket, took a picture of the lotus not far away, and another picture of the lotus pod at his feet, and sent them to Qiao Wei together, then typed: 【Want to eat?If you don't delay the manuscript, I will help you take some back. 】

The originally gray fox quickly lit up. He didn't tell him if he wanted to eat it or not, but just sent a sentence: [I really envy the feeling of getting something for nothing. 】

Luo Wangshu didn't expect that he would focus on the fact that they picked these lotus pods by themselves, so he stopped chewing the lotus seeds because of choking.

Qiao Wei also said: 【It would be great if you could get the manuscript fee without writing the manuscript. 】

Luo Wangshu felt as if he was facing a formidable enemy, and his brain was running fast: [At least we also came here by bicycle from the city center, so we barely worked. 】

[The lotus planter will be mad at you, you know. ] Qiao Wei returned to him. [Come on, share your coordinates, Uncle Qiao will help you contact the owner to apologize for you. 】

[We will apologize and pay when we get to the place. 】Luo Wangshu chuckled. 【If Uncle Qiao can apologize for always procrastinating, I can accept it. 】

Qiao Wei: [Have you ever heard of anxiety disorder in middle-aged and elderly people? 】

Luo Wangshu: "..."

He doesn't know what anxiety disorder is, he only knows that this person will definitely have nothing good to say next.

Luo Wangshu didn't reply, and Qiao Wei explained as if he could read his mind: [Humans are very magical creatures. Once they reach middle age, they can only tolerate themselves saying that they are getting old, but they absolutely cannot tolerate such a thing. Words come out of other people's mouths. 】

Luo Wangshu: "..."

All right, this person started to mind the phrase "Uncle Joe" again.

[Uncle Joe is here to teach you how to get along with middle-aged and elderly people correctly.For example,] Uncle Joe went on. [When your mother complains that she is old, you can't follow her words, you can only comfort her: "Don't think too much, you are still young." Even if it is against your will. 】

Luo Wangshu: "..."

After the man finished speaking, he added: [Do you understand? 】

Luo Wangshu: "..."

He didn't understand, and he didn't want to understand at all.

[For another example,] Seeing that he didn't respond, Qiao Wei continued to send messages unwillingly. [When I tell you that I am not in the mood to write, maybe you change the title to me, and it is possible for me to instantly figure out how to write the following [-] characters. 】

Could there be some necessary connection between these two examples which he had not discovered?

【I see. 】Luo Wangshu put aside the empty lotus shell in his hand, looked at the screen of the phone with a smile, took off his face and put it aside for the time being, entered the five words "Little Brother Qiao Wei" in the chat box, and then selected Copy, click and paste, send.

When this ridiculously long message box popped up, Luo Wangshu's phone was stuck for a few seconds, I believe Qiao Wei's side was not much better.

Sure enough, it took a while for Qiao Wei to reply him: [/Smile, I thought you sent me some kind of mobile phone virus, and almost threw the phone out. 】

Luo Wangshu felt relieved for a second: [/Smile, are you afraid that the phone virus will infect your brain? 】

[Little kid who dares to shout the word "transformation" even in group fights, maybe you also have such an unusual superpower, move your finger, send something casually, and it can make my phone explode instantly. ] Qiao Wei replied. [I feel so scared just thinking about it. 】

Luo Wangshu: "..."

It's a pity, why didn't this person be scared to death directly.

[Also,] Qiao Wei continued without waiting for his response. [Just calling me little brother won't make me spring up. 】

The corners of Luo Wangshu's eyes twitched, and he silently picked up the cheek next to him, and pressed it back on his face.

[I believe you can understand the correct name. 】

Luo Wangshu suddenly had a bad premonition, and once this premonition was related to Qiao Wei, it was often surprisingly accurate.

Sure enough, Qiao Wei sent a message in the next second: [What are you talking about, daughter-in-law. 】

...Speaking of your uncle.

"Shu Fujia, are you okay?" The three people over there had cleaned up a pile of lotus pods while he was chatting with Qiao Wei, and Er Huang, who was sitting next to Luo Wangshu, patted the debris on his hands and asked. "Is it heat stroke? Why is your complexion so bad all of a sudden?"

Luo Wangshu took a deep breath, waved at him, and put the phone back.

He didn't have heat stroke, he was almost poisoned.

Li Shengnan found out the prepared garbage bag from the side pocket of the backpack, put a lot of lotus shells in it, and took it away together.When they arrived at the farmhouse, they took a bag of lotus pod shells to go to the manager to pay the bill. The other party's face changed after hearing what he said. He probably didn't expect that they could break through the barriers on the shore and get the lotus pods. In the end, it was Li Shengnan who doubled the compensation to let the other party His complexion looks good.

In addition to the fish pond and the planting and breeding area, behind the farmhouse is the small hill, which is directly green in midsummer. There are artificially bred pheasants and hares in it. As long as the guests are willing, they can catch them by themselves.

There are small houses in the shape of farm houses distributed inside. Two people can live in one courtyard, and the bathroom and toilet are shared by two people.

Luo Wangshu and Erhuang were originally in the same courtyard, but before the two had time to unzip their backpacks, Erhuang received a call from home, saying that there was something urgent for him to go back, so Luo Wangshu had to live alone .

Li Shengnan and Dahei have never been idle for too long. The first day was too tiring from cycling, so they rested peacefully for the whole night. When they heard that they could go to the back mountain to hunt pheasants, they immediately put the dishes on the table As soon as it was released, it hurriedly followed a large group of people to the back without tidying up its things.

Luo Wangshu was not interested in these things, and brought out Qiao Wei's saying that "young people should insist on themselves" to fight against Li Shengnan, but he was not pulled over, and became the only young man who stayed in the farmhouse. Holding green and pollution-free cucumbers in his hands, he squatted under the grape arbor while eating, watching two retired cadre-like old men play chess.

The sound of cicadas, the hearty laughter of the old man, and the fresh smell of fruits and vegetables.

Luo Wangshu felt that the scene of the farmhouse in front of him was too beautiful, so he went back to the house and took out the computer drawing board to draw what he saw just now.

He drew very quickly this time, the lines were not detailed, and the colors were lighter, but it made people more and more comfortable to look at.

After painting Luo Wangshu, I was not very satisfied, so I simply wandered to other places in the farmhouse with my hands behind my back, hoping to find some other inspirations.

The farmhouse has just added a batch of chicks two days ago. The fluffy little yellow balls gather together chirping, which is very cute.

Luo Wangshu was standing outside the chicken pen and watching happily, when he suddenly felt something lightly touch his trousers.

He looked down and saw a fat white goose protruding its orange beak tentatively at his ankle.

Luo Wangshu was startled by it, and instinctively moved forward to avoid it.

As soon as he moved, the goose was also startled, kicking its short legs back two steps, and looking at him vigilantly with its neck raised.

Luo Wangshu grew up in the city since he was a child, and he didn't realize how powerful and dangerous a creature like a goose is. After realizing it, he breathed a sigh of relief.

However, he soon realized how stupid the relief was.

The big white goose, which was quiet last second, looked into his eyes as if someone had swung a sap, and the next second it began to scream at him, its voice was so loud and piercing that Luo Wang could hear it. Shu's heart tightened.

Before he could frown, the big white goose moved its neck, opened and closed its blunt mouth, and precisely grabbed a small piece of flesh on Luo Wangshu's calf through his trousers, and then rotated 360 degrees and twisted desperately!

The whole process happens in a split second.

Luo Wangshu was caught off guard, and directly responded to the goose call with a cry of pain. He backed away violently, but the goose beaks were like vise grips and would not let go, which doubled the pain.

Luo Wangshu kept yelling the word "fuck" in a loop in his heart, and couldn't bear it, he lifted his foot to kick the goose away, pulled up his trousers and saw that it was bruised.

Before he could gasp for air, the goose was so heartless, it flapped its wings and swooped towards him like a fighter jet.

Luo Wangshu's memory improved this time, and he kicked it directly at the mouth. Relying on his long legs, he reacted quickly, so at least he didn't let it bite again.

The goose couldn't talk for a few times, but instead yelled that the more it fought, the more fierce it became, and it directly turned on the berserk mode.

Luo Wangshu didn't dare to kick it, and wanted to kick it farther away. Before he could figure out why, he only heard a burst of menacing mental pollution from far to near.

Luo Wangshu was distracted and raised his eyes to look at the corner where the sound came from, his legs almost went limp.

Not one, not two...

A whole flock of white geese were attracted by the geese's calls, flapping their wings loudly, engulfing the dust that was blown up, and sprinting towards him with their necks stuck and howling!

Luo Wangshu felt that when those pair of small round eyes saw him, they immediately burst into green light like wild wolves.

A pair of short legs took extremely fast steps, and they were about to rush to Luo Wangshu in the blink of an eye!

At this moment, Luo Wangshu wanted to die.

These geese run with their own BGM!

It is also an accelerated version of the athlete's entrance song.

Without hesitation, he kicked the goose that had turned on the berserk mode two meters away, changed the direction and ran away. Without looking back, he could imagine the thunderstorm behind him, flying sand and rocks, and a group of fighter jet wings The scene of the tank chasing him with its neck stuck.

At the moment of fleeing, he thought a lot, and even the dead grandmother appeared in front of him.

There are not many service staff in the farmhouse, and now they take most of the guests to the back mountain to hunt pheasants and hares, and no one responds after shouting a few times. These big white geese who escaped from prison have become a farmhouse The unworldly king here.

Luo Wangshu swore that he had never seen such a ferocious poultry, nor had he seen such a persevering poultry, nor had he seen a poultry that ran like a speed dragon with a pair of short legs.

He didn't dare to run to the farmyard, worried that he might hurt the two old chess players, so he could only rush outside with all his breath.

This flock of geese is simply Qiao Wei among the poultry, shamelessly following him, and will not stop until he takes a bite.

But Luo Wangshu had to run away, the first bite was a critical blow, he really didn't have the courage to compete with a large group of geese.

Just when he thought he could run out of the gate of the farmhouse, a red car just drove in and parked smoothly at the edge of the parking lot.

Luo Wangshu's eyes lit up, and when he saw the tall and straight man coming out of the car, he almost couldn't hold back his tears.

"Qiao Wei——!!!!"

The author has something to say: On that day, human beings finally recalled the horror of being once dominated by them, and the shame of taking a detour to avoid staring at each other.

When I was a child, I went back to my hometown on vacation, and I saw my brother and the goose looked at each other affectionately from a distance, and then there was nothing more.

That was the first time I saw him cry hoarsely and heart-piercingly. Maybe it was because he was crying too hard, but he couldn't run past the little short legs behind him, a goose that was huge for a child, flapping its powerful wings into the air. Coming, flying sand and walking between rocks, he was thrown to the ground like this, and was even slapped.

Whether it hurts or not, I can't feel it, but hearing him howl...it should hurt.