[Comprehensive Yingmei] Nine Realms God of Cookery

"Finally found it. This time it's right. It seems that our luck is not bad." It was autumn, and the corn in Kansas was ripe. Looking at the golden patches, Chris, who closed his eyes, opened his eyes and saw Looks like he's in a good mood.

"Yeah, after looking for nearly ten places, I finally don't have to search for the last option. I'm lucky." Victor nodded seriously.

"I think what Chris said makes sense." In the double disgust of the other two, Logan was smoking a cigar, relying on the fact that he would not get cancer or something, he just refused to quit this thing, "How much It’s good to find a few places, we’re going out to play anyway. However, if we can’t find any more, I’m afraid some people are about to get pregnant.”

"Before I give birth to a few wolf cubs, I will definitely tear out a pouch from their father's belly." Victor was not annoyed, and bared his canine teeth at Logan.

True Huya.

"If you really want to, I'm also happy to help," Chris said slowly, "Whether it's a sex change or a man's pregnancy, it's a very simple matter, just cook it together. It's guaranteed to be delicious and easy, with absolutely no side effects. "

The brothers Qiqi, who were like wolves and tigers, shuddered.Based on their understanding of Chris, this guy... said he can do it, he can do it, and he really wants to do it!

They didn't want to experience the feeling of being pregnant at all, and they didn't want to change their sex - because this option was no different from direct pregnancy, and none of the three people present were pure gays.

Of course, there is no pure heterosexual.

Moreover, the two brothers are really like wolves and tigers now.Although Logan didn't know why he didn't turn into a complete orc like Victor, he also grew a fluffy tail in the morning, and his ears were deformed, and he was also illusioned by Chris.

Chris speculates that this change in delay is probably due to some kind of response from the Edman alloy bones, which is quite interesting.

"Uh, let's not talk about this for now, there will be time to play slowly later. Chris, what exactly are you looking for?" Victor wisely decided to change the subject.

"A spaceship, a spaceship," Chris thought for a while, "or a child, a child of four or five years old, or five or six years old? Wait, what year are you here this year?"

"Spaceships and children? Isn't this too far away?" Logan scratched his inexplicably itchy ears, "Could it be that we're looking for a big green head? Is there a sausage one?"

"That's the problem, I just want to be sure," Chris shook his head, "but I hope it's a little boy."

"I think female aliens are more interesting," Victor touched his hairy chin, "Since I have already seen a male alien god and a green male alien."

"Okay, I have a chance to introduce you to a female alien, such as the Thrall star queen, who is the most beautiful woman on their entire planet." Chris promised earnestly—and did not intend to tell Victor, Thrall The appearance of the starman is a bit like an enlarged version of a big cockroach with octopus tentacles.

"Forget it, I heard there is a saying in the east that there can't be two tigers in a mountain at the same time," Victor's beastly intuition saved him, "I'm a real saber-toothed tiger now."

"It's only been a month," Logan casually slapped Victor away and tried to grab his tail and paw, "Chris, where is the little alien we're looking for now?"

"Maybe you can smell it with your own nose, Jimmy?" Victor urged, "Isn't that what dogs are made for?"

"You tm...cough, what's this smell?" Logan looked at Victor with unfriendly eyes, and it seemed that he was about to fight again.However, Logan took a deep breath, and was suddenly choked by some strange smell and covered his nose.

"You guys, your vigilance is too low." Chris pressed his forehead with a helpless expression, although most of it was due to his illusion, "And this gentleman, eavesdropping on other people's conversations is not a gentleman Behavior, and your..."

Chris glanced down.

It was only then that Logan and Victor noticed that there was another person next to him, and he followed Chris to look down...

"Uh, sorry, I just happened to pass by, get out of the car..." The man tried to explain and pointed to the car parked next to him. Put on your pants and zip them up.

A man was driving on a country road and suddenly had an urgent need to urinate, so he parked the car on the side of the road and settled it casually.

"Sorry again, gentlemen," the man seemed well-bred, not at all like the person who just made that... strange behavior, "Do any of you know me?"

The three of Chris looked at each other and shook their heads.

"Why do we need to know you?"

"Uh, it's nothing, it's just that I'm an actor..." The man looked a little frustrated, it seems that his achievements in acting are not too high, "But it's nothing, I'm just curious, what the others said just now, Talk about aliens."

"Aliens? What aliens? Did we mention aliens?" Victor wasn't so much trying to cover up as he was doing it on purpose.

"Don't get me wrong, gentlemen, in fact, I'm also a director, Barry, Barry Sonnenfeld." The man continued to explain, "Not long ago, a movie of mine was released, "The Addams Family", and several gentlemen watched it ?"

"Oh, so that's your work, of course I saw it, a good comedy, isn't it, Jimmy?" Victor looked like a fanatical groupie.

"Don't call me Jimmy!" Logan looked a little upset, but he didn't refute Victor.Anyway, Victor's movie tastes are close to his own, and he has seen that movie.

"So, Mr. Director?" Chris, the only one who had never heard of any family in his past life, had to stand up, "Don't tell me, you want us to be actors?" In Chris' current state, as long as The word "actor" dared to come out of this guy's mouth, and Chris didn't mind sending him to see the Lord of the next-door pantheon...

"Of course...of course not," Barry wiped the sweat from his forehead. After so many years in the entertainment industry, he has also learned a lot of skills to read words and expressions. Chris is not an ordinary person, let alone that kind of person. Los Angeles boy who wants to be famous, "Actually, I'm looking for material. I'm preparing a movie about aliens, so I've been looking around for places where there have been rumors of ufos. Unfortunately, I haven't found anything yet..."

Barry is still a little regretful. If you look carefully, the appearances of these people in front of you are all of a rare standard. It would be a pity not to be an actor.

"Then you're probably in the wrong place," Chris said blankly, "There are no UFOs here, let alone aliens."

"Oh, I know, of course I know," Barry pulled his hair. "After all, I have already found many places that are said to be special, but they are all lies! There is no trace at all!"

"Maybe you were wrong at the beginning. If there are aliens on the earth, they won't be so stupid to make themselves look too conspicuous, unless they are ready to conquer the earth." Victor said casually He finished a sentence, then kept glancing at Chris, "Maybe aliens disguised themselves as humans and mixed among us, there are quite a few of them. Maybe they just came for a vacation."

"Aliens disguised as human beings," Barry muttered, his eyes lit up, and the 40-year-old uncle suddenly burst into enthusiasm like a child, "You mean, aliens are likely to be hidden in the crowd? Yes, at last The safest places are dangerous places, maybe in Manhattan, where the largest crowds gather..."

"That place seems to be able to hide a lot of aliens," but 20 years later, "If there is nothing else, you should go, Mr. Alien Director."

"Here's my business card, leave at least one contact... Uh, ok, I see, let's go, let's go."

The director seemed to want to say something, but Fenrir bared his teeth at Chris's gesture, and immediately drove away in fright.

"It's a genius idea for aliens who come to Earth for vacation to pretend to be humans and live in Manhattan." Victor was still complacent about his idea, "It is said that art comes from life, maybe I can also be a A director or something, a screenwriter is also fine."

"Hmph, it's impossible," Logan sneered at him. "Aliens are gathering in Manhattan? Why didn't any of us see it?"

"Maybe it was concealed by the government. There is a special department or something, such as SHIELD," Victor shrugged. Like Charles, the memory of witnesses can be deleted, so as to keep the door open to ensure that the news of aliens will not spread.”

"Okay, Mr. Creed, I think you look more like an alien now than me," Chris grabbed Victor's tail unceremoniously. The saber-toothed tiger dodged Wolverine, but But Chris's actions, "Besides, we are going to find a real alien now, do you really want to discuss alien movies at this time?"

……

[Chris, are you sure we are looking for him? 】Victor pointed suspiciously at the distant fields, but according to Chris' request, he was not born, but talked in a spiritual link.

Logan didn't say anything, just looked at Chris.However, the wolf's ears moved, expressing the same doubt.

[Be quiet, we did find the right place. ] Chris was very relieved to see that the figure carrying the schoolbag was still a little boy, 【He should have super hearing, but I don’t know if he is awakened now, we have to pay attention. 】

[Super hearing?We have it too,] Logan moved his ears again. After Chris’s cooking strengthened, the abilities of both of them have been greatly enhanced. Except for the sense of smell, other senses have also been improved simultaneously. Strong hearing doesn't help, does it?Unless it is Charles's wide range of telepathy. 】

[I don't know what's going on.As far as I know, this guy should be able to hear all sounds in the world simultaneously.However, with the speed and the way sound waves travel, this is simply not possible!At least, it is impossible to belong to the listening ability! 】