Yun Lian

(Moderator: Assuming everyone lives in the 21st century with advanced technology...)

1.

——What kind of career would you choose in the 21st century?

Cloud: Martial arts actors!

——why?What a unique ambition.

Yun: When I fight, people say I'm a hooligan, and when martial arts actors fight, everyone says I'm handsome.

2.

——Do you have any concerns about the new job?

Yun: I heard that the entertainment industry is not easy to mix.

(Lian: You have to think carefully about the career of an actor. There are too many temptations from handsome men and beautiful women, and you have a beautiful physique.)

3.

——What do you think Lian Renjun is suitable for in the 21st century?

Yun: If he is not a doctor, I think he can be a secretary, a manager, etc., because he can really worry...or he can just be my manager!After I successfully become a martial arts actor.

4.

——What kind of dressing style will you choose?

Cloud: Sweater, jacket, sweatpants?Just dress comfortably.

5.

——What kind of modern outfit is the most incomprehensible?

Cloud: Ripped jeans!First of all, the fabric is too hard to run, and secondly, what is the meaning of wearing it on the street with such a big hole?I wasn't like this when I was the poorest!

6.

——Which internet celebrity food are you interested in?

Yun: Dirty buns, turkey noodles, soufflé, meat floss shellfish, bullfrog hot pot, all of them are good.

——Are you not worried about hygiene?

Yun: My stomach is very good, I have never had diarrhea!

7.

——What kind of restaurant would you choose for eating out?

Yun: It doesn't matter, I will eat anything, whatever I have.

——According to Lian Renjun, your eating habits are not healthy?

Cloud: What eating habits?Do you have supper at night?

—He means you should eat less snacks or night food stalls.

Yun: He is really lenient!What's wrong with eating snacks, such a snack does not affect my meal, I have a good appetite!

——Have you ever worried about your body?

Yun: No, everything I eat can be consumed, so far there is no sign of getting fat.

8.

——Which entertainment items do you choose on weekends?

Yun: I am more interested in parkour recently, and I am thinking of enrolling in a class.

——I think you can be a coach.

Cloud: Really?Thanks for the compliment.

9.

——Do you usually read crispy duck novels or rotten dramas?

Yun: Don't look at it.

——Not interested in crispy duck?

Yun: Not interested.

——Lian Renjun said that he likes to watch Sweet Love, don't you watch it with him?

Yun: What does it matter to me whether others are sweet or not?And the novels are all fake, made up by people.

10.

——Do you usually check Weibo or watch some variety shows?

Yun: When I browse Weibo, I basically watch videos.In fact, many of them were transferred from Douyin, but I didn’t download Douyin, so I can only watch it on Weibo.

--video?what video?

Yun: Videos of puppies and cats, such as kittens dozing off, huskies tearing down houses, and so on.

——Don’t you dislike cats?Lian Renjun said that you would not let him keep a cat.

Yun: I don’t like to keep them but only like to watch them. It’s troublesome to raise them by myself, but it’s okay to look at other people’s homes.

11.

——Are you still used to using your mobile phone?

Yun: It's okay if you just make a phone call, but it's not convenient to send a message.I don't know how to use the input method, generally I can only use voice.

——Lian Renjun said that he feels at ease that he can contact you at any time.

Yun: Don't worry, I suspect he wants to monitor my whereabouts!Calling me every few hours, nothing important, made me very anxious.

12.

——Is there anything you like after using it once?

Cloud: Massage chair!What the hell is this invention of the gods of the new era, just lie on it and turn on the electricity... so hi, life has reached its peak!Life has reached its climax!

——I remember that you always liked to do big health care.

Yun: Yes, with this, I don’t need to go to the general health care. Manual massage will cause itching, but this will not.

13.

——Do you usually watch TV?

Yun: There is only one TV at home, and Lian Renjun and I take turns using it.

——What programs do you usually watch besides the news?

Cloud: Sports games or something.

——Which projects do you like?

Yun: I watch gymnastics and swimming more, followed by track and field.But Lian Renjun insisted all day long, saying that I watch swimming to see naked men, so now I basically only watch sports in clothes.

14.

——Can you play games?

Yun: Yes, I bought a computer and mainframe specially.

--what game?

Yun: Mowing game, do you know the True Three series?

——That has been out for a long time.

Yun: I want to level up every version.

—Who do you like to use?

Cloud: Diao Chan!

——Interesting, is Lian Renjun playing with you?You can let him use Lu Bu, husband and wife file.

Yun: He is too good, I would rather play with Lu Chengzhang, he is very good with Zhang Yun.

--Wait a moment!Did Boss Lu wear it too?I do not know how?

Yun: It’s early, the online stores have opened up, and the business is booming.

15.

——How do you distribute housework?

Yun: I do all the dirty work, such as sweeping the floor, mopping the floor, throwing out garbage, cleaning the bathtub, and unclogging the sewer.

—Then what does he do?

Cloud: Cooking, planting flowers, tidying up the room, paying utilities and property management fees, repaying credit cards, using Taobao to collect full discounts.

——It sounds a bit like a male lead outside and a female lead inside, except for cooking.

Yun: No, he thinks that I am clumsy and unable to do tasks that require brains or high technical content.

—Then are you clumsy?

Yun: How is it possible?He is too demanding!The quilt must be folded into the shape of tofu cubes, and the things in the drawers must be sorted. Who can bear this?Take care of yourself.

16.

——How about your daily living expenses?

Yun: I don't know. There should be no fiscal deficit, right?I think my consumption desire is not very strong.

——You or Lian Renjun, who usually spends more money?

Yun: That must be him!Pay attention to this and that all day long, choose expensive things when shopping, and refuse to go to roadside stalls for dinner...

(Lian: It’s not about the expensive ones, it’s about the high quality ones! I’ll buy one for ten of you, who the hell is wasting money? The roadside stalls are unhygienic, of course you can’t eat them. Last week you ate skewers and vomited with me. You forgot to snatch the toilet? And you are ashamed to say that you have never had diarrhea... Host: Mr. Lian, please keep quiet and stay calm.)

— Cough, let's continue... Excuse me, do you like online shopping?

Yun: I like it. It saves time, effort and worry. The main reason is that Taobao has everything, and the shopping cart is full in minutes.

(Lian: Of course you don’t have to worry! Just click and add to the shopping cart and you’re done. I’m all for the full discount! Host: Mr. Lian...)

— May I ask what do you usually shop online?

Cloud: clothes and snacks.

——Won’t you worry about the wrong size when buying clothes online?

Yun: Men's clothes are okay. It's always right to buy bigger clothes. If they are too big, let Lian Renjun wear them.

17.

— Do you have travel plans?Where are you going to play?

Yun: Just leave this kind of matter to Lian Renjun, I don't care.

——Second brother will be sad if you are so indifferent.

Yun: I can contribute money and efforts, but I really can't do strategy or something, and I don't know where there is anything interesting.

——Lian Renjun wants to take you to the places where he once lived and create memories.

Yun: This is what he told you.

--What's wrong?What's wrong with this?

Yun: It's nothing, it's my problem, I'm not used to the expressions of literary and artistic young men.

18.

——Is there a more harmonious sex life in modern society?

Yun: I seem to have found the key to happiness.

--oh?tell me the story!

Yun: The Internet is a good thing. There are all kinds of weird videos over the wall, exciting!

— Do you mean the porn video?

Yun: That’s right. Basically, after watching a dozen or ten minutes of video, I get the feeling that I want to have sex.

——What genre do you usually watch?

Yun: The kind with a plot, step by step, so that it has a sense of substitution.

——But according to Lian Renjun, the plot in this short video is very mentally handicapped and far-fetched.

Yun: What does he know?He just wanted to get to the point quickly, and he didn't have any patience.

——The time and conditions you need to enter the state are different.

Yun: I understand how he feels, and occasionally I have sudden desires.But he is like this every day, and he can instantly become excited anytime, anywhere, which is incredible!

——So he doesn't watch videos with you?

Yun: Yes, usually I watch the video and he moves around, kisses and so on.But it's okay, it's quite comfortable this way, as long as I don't knock my phone off.

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