[Fate][Gun Bow] Red and Blue Holy Grail War

Drinking, smoking, talking, and finally pretending to obey the emotions instigated by alcohol, and everyone half-pushed to do some unspeakable secrets──even if this process is placed between men and men, the facts have proved to be completely feasible.The disadvantage is that it will somewhat disturb other people living under the same roof...

In terms of resistance alone, the most powerful person is the famous King Arthur.

He goes to bed the earliest and sleeps the most restfully.

Obviously, with the alertness of the Heroic Spirit and the characteristics of not really needing sleep, it is impossible not to find some ambiguous "sound effects" lacking barrier isolation.

However, this man whose body stopped growing when he was a teenager because he pulled out the sword of choice, heard clearly but was unmoved. He just turned over and changed to a more comfortable sleeping position, muttering, "It's a beautiful night with someone to accompany you." , and continued to linger with the warm quilt and pillow.

It is simply the best spokesperson for the biggest sleep in the world.

As kings together, Hero King and Sun King didn't go to bed so early.

When the King of Knights was sleeping with his head covered, they occupying the room with two single beds on the second floor were holding the handle with both hands, staring at the TV screen with four eyes in unison, quite concentrated; From time to time, there are various sound effects of "da da da", "咻咻咻", "Boom──", which shows that they are engaged in an intense shooting game.

The two ancient kings are both teammates and competitors.The number of kills after the two kings clear the level can truly determine the final outcome!

And in order to be as immersive as possible in the senses, their sound is not small.

"──Miscellaneous, miscellaneous, miscellaneous!"

"──Disrespect, disrespect, disrespect!"

...Well, from time to time, it happens that I am so invested in popping out mantras.

In addition, because one of the two sides is always slow-hearted, and the other is a real rookie, their win-loss ratio has always been maintained at a [-]-[-] split, making the game go down from game to game, and there is an endless tendency to stop... ...In this case, even if the Heroic Spirit's hearing can capture the "uh-uh-uh" interspersed between the game music and sound effects──so what?

Background sound!It's all background sound!

Even if the "playing" of two people is upgraded to "playing" by four people... huh?four people?

"... Humph... Humph, hum ha ha ha ha ha!" The needle-like pupils of the pigeon blood red eyes suddenly closed, and Gilgamesh seemed to have suddenly thought of a brilliant idea, and suddenly laughed lowly, and then laughed louder and louder.

"Interesting! Even if you are twisted into a mad dog who is in charge of such a distorted king, even if the object of deep entanglement has become a piece of scrap iron, do you still insist on keeping it firmly in the private domain? Very good, very interesting! This kind of distortion A relationship that is broken and difficult to break apart...Let me see the end and judge it!"

"You're talking about the setting sun, gold." Ozymandias understood immediately. "Compared to the completely depraved darkness. Such brilliance can still be recognized." The Sun King obviously remembered the previous world line, and remembered the other spirit that was polluted and decayed by black mud.

──When there is contrast, there is harm.

Compared with the dark sun king, the mad king who always illuminates the territory with blood-colored brilliance, in the eyes of Ozymandias, who claims to be the incarnation of the sun and the king of kings, can be called a good king.

"Oh, okay. I don't mind having more than one person doing this interesting observation together. Sun's... ah, sun's! When will you──"

Gilgamesh suddenly noticed the kill count of Player B on the screen.

"When you are laughing wildly." Ozymandias replied him calmly—the "accompaniment" from outside the room was too rhythmic, which aroused his energy.

In the side hall downstairs, listening to the King of Heroes laughing first on the second floor, followed by the King of the Sun laughing, and the volume was equally bold and hearty as a "king", Elmeloy II felt that he It seems to be back to the El Meloy classroom in the clock tower that was almost abandoned and is now full of all kinds of strange students.

"...Really. It's noisy here and there, it's worse than that group of uneasy students! Are the kings the same idiot and trouble?"

While thinking about it, Er Shi closed the window that had been opened not long ago.

He combined Qimen Dunjia.The eight formations of stone soldiers in the eight-door golden lock formation were released in a hidden form.It is used as a buffer between the contracted hotel room and the outside world.

If they don't do this, the second generation suspects that someone from the hotel will soon come to ask them to be quiet; doing so, in addition to the defensive effect, can also prevent neighbors from being disturbed.

Now, he has arranged all the precautions that a military adviser should take.Immediately afterwards, I saw II take out the game console and the latest generation of grand strategy discs from his luggage, and then skillfully turned on the TV, turned on the game console, put on the full-face headphones, and sat cross-legged—let's play!

Mr. Military Advisor, who plays games every holiday or in his spare time, quickly enters his own world of video games.

So far, the activities of the tenants of this loft room are as follows:

Saber, sleep.

Gilgamesh, Rider, Caster, playing game consoles.

Archer and Berserker, Ruler and their common Master are divided into two groups, and they are communicating with each other in depth and negative distance.

In the end, there was only the cave king, Avenger, who was sitting alone on the single sofa in the living room. At first, he covered his face with a top hat and wanted to take a nap.But when he sat up straight, he noticed that even the Ripper was gone.

However, the fourth Berserker who joined them but belonged to the outside of the establishment had no fixed image, no fixed form, and was almost a symbol of nothingness.As long as Emiya didn't take the initiative to say that the Ripper, who had signed a temporary contract, ran away, the cave king would treat him as if he was playing as a transparent person, and ignored him.

Throwing his hat on the table, he stood up.

At the same time, I remembered that the reason why I put the hat on my face was because I didn't want to see Emiya and the mad king who were also in the living room, but I heard the small and interesting voice coming from the only room with a double bed." After the "noise", various small movements appeared as the atmosphere gradually became weird...

It seems that the two Alters are getting closer and closer, creating a lot of extra "sound effects", and kissing is like biting... In short, there is an extra rusty taste in the mouths of the two of them.

At that time, the King of the Caves, who couldn't stand the Alter group's effort to act like no one else, covered his face. He heard that the slobbering sound was gone, so he pretended to ask maliciously and kindly, "Do you need me to let the living room out? Empty room No more. Should you go to the bathroom? That bath is not too small..."

The Mad King, who had strange lines on his face and looked even more sinister, glanced sideways.

The sight that could be felt through the hat silenced the Cave King. He didn't want to fight now.In the next second, he heard the sound of footsteps and dragging, going to... that really big and luxurious bathtub.

"..."

I feel that I accidentally helped, but it is still a big help!Let the Cave King have been depressed from ten minutes ago until now.Now, he moved over to the small bar and found a can of coffee beans.

"..."

──How about making coffee from the grinder to pass the time?

As soon as this idea got out of hand, the Cave King decided to find the grinder.However, it was this behavior that brought him the third silence that was contrary to the normal style of painting... Who can tell him that a grinder that came out of itself, has one eye, and that eye can blink at him? What the hell is a machine?

"You're welcome, I'm bored too. I can only hear a voice." Someone said.

Grinders, of course, have no vocal organs.But the Cave King was very sure that the voice came from the thing on the bar in front of him, and the voice belonged to Jack the Ripper who was currently playing and disappearing.

The Cave King stared at him, remained silent for nearly a minute, and finally said the first sentence: "...Can non-living bodies change? Hmph, your interest is also quite special."

"So don't be too polite. How about making me a cup by the way?"

"……good……"

The Cave King finally confirmed that the Ripper is the most bizarre Servant he has ever seen since he appeared in the world, bar none!It just happened to be like this, but it turned the cave king's belonging to Avenger into a twist!

Isn't it the Ripper Grinder?Who is afraid of whom!

Mr. Earl, who is good at making coffee, but it's just that Emiya has done it for the past two days, and Mr. Earl opened the coffee bean jar with an embarrassing smile──

On the morning of a new day, Emiya woke up with the aroma of coffee.

It's just that it's easy to wake up, and it's not difficult to sit up, but it's a big trouble to get out of bed!The strong arm that slid down with his movements and was finally wrapped around his waist had no intention of continuing to cooperate at all. No matter how hard he tried, he would not let go of the ring.

"Let go."

"Sleep with me a little longer."

"Let go. Cu Chulainn."

"What's the matter? It smells like someone is making breakfast." The man lying on his side with loose blue hair opened one eye and raised a slightly bad smile, trying to convince his humanoid pillow.

However, the person who can be easily persuaded by two words is not Emiya.He smiled after hearing the words, as if approving, but in the next second, he directly transformed into a spirit body, and the entity appeared at the door of the room, and the conceptual weapons other than the holy relic coat had been dressed.

When the man looked back, his proud smile was much more sincere than before.

"Wake up. Stupid dog."

"Hey, do you want to fight early in the morning?" The person on the bed sat up cross-legged and raised his eyebrows in the quilt.

"Get up then." Leaving a provocative speech, Emiya left the room first.

──The coffee smells good, doesn't it?

The only Master of the Golden Fang didn't know that it was the result of the cave king who had nothing to do and tossed about looking for things all night.What awaits everyone in this room next may be the hell of coffee cooking...