Severe Emotional Cleanliness Mutual Aid Group

Xie Lan is 31 this year, a person in the entertainment industry, with high popularity and many fans. He can carry the box office of an entire money-making drama by himself.

It's a pity that the jade is slightly flawed.

In the words of a well-known Chinese literary film director at home and abroad when Xie Lan first debuted: "As an actor, Xie Lan has all the unique conditions, appearance, popularity, topics, except acting skills."

Netizens thoughtfully translated a little for him, "Vase, hype, bad acting."

Xie Lan said he had nothing to say about this.

Because his acting is really bad.

Xie Lan was still a young boy at that time, and he still had the energy to beat everyone in the world.After that, I participated in countless acting training classes, received the slap of countless famous directors like listening to Sanskrit, and spent countless nights hanging on the beam to try to figure out the character's heart.

Years later, when Xie Lan finally won the best actor title at a film festival with his self-destructive performance and a series of black-box operations, the reporter interviewed the director who was in the same boat as Xie Lan: "Mr. Xie Lan won the best actor title." , what do you think of his progress in acting over the years?"

Great director Wen Wendao: "His acting skills are relatively stable, and haven't changed much over the years. If I have to say it, it is that it was relatively thin and simple in the past, but now it cannot be described in a few words."

So the netizens thoughtfully translated a little for him, "From monotonous rottenness to indescribable rottenness."

Xie Lan silently said to the director's eight generations of ancestors in his heart, and then put this matter behind him.

Nowadays, acting can only be regarded as his sideline. Over the years, he has covered all major investment fields, and has also invested in the production of more than a dozen popular film and television works. The young man who wanted to prove himself through acting breakthroughs has become Xie Dongxie, the boss who is able to do a job well and is good at dancing.

More importantly, Xie Lan is now a family man who has sex with his regular partner every night.

His whole heart is hanging on his meltingly sweet little boyfriend, if someone ridicules him for his bad acting skills, just think that the other party is jealous of his beauty.

Xie Lan's career has been in a mess these years. Even though his acting skills are so bad that it can make people look ugly, he is inexplicably popular, big-name endorsements are soft-handed, and various popular interview reality shows are repeated.Later, when he moved to the business world, he thought that at the beginning, he would have to spend a few times to pay some tuition fees, but who knows that he is more comfortable than being a star, a feeling of flying freely in the sea and sky.

Xie Lan sometimes felt that his life was too dull, that's why he had a difficult love scene for 30 years before he met Destiny, to make a balance.

Xie Lan's first love is a middle school classmate, both of them are extremely innocent, they have seen each other for more than half a year, and they just held hands and talked about poetry, songs and philosophy of life.Just when Xie Lan decided to go out and have an in-depth exchange with others, his first love hooked up with his good buddy, and the two had a wild sex in the small woods in the back mountain, and happened to be caught by Xie Lan. is on.

Xie Lan's second first love happened in the year when he first entered the industry.At that time, Xie Lan was also a tender young man who acted in a popular drama series as a supporting actor. He had accumulated a lot of fans and received endorsements from two daily chemical brands. He could be regarded as a rising star. Nova.He and another rising star in the show had secretly communicated the song for a long time, and when he was almost tricked into going to bed, bad luck befalls him again.On a refreshing morning, when he heard that the photos of Xinxing having sex with the crowd the night before were exposed by the paparazzi, his inner breakdown could not be expressed in words.

As for the third time, Xie Lan no longer knew what it should be called.A domineering CEO fell in love with him and patted his pocket to take over him.Before Xie Lan had time to sternly refuse, he was hit by the president's mistress.Xiaosan slapped him in the face with the check book and asked him how much he would like to leave the president.Xie Lan was dumbfounded, and thought that the world was changing too fast and he couldn't keep up with the rhythm. Are all the third parties now so cool and domineering?While he was in a daze, the real wife of the president came down from the sky with a large number of bodyguards. In the end, the bodyguards and the mistress were torn into a ball. The wife of the president waved goodbye to Xie Lan. I was nervous. Mr. Xie.

After witnessing so many strange situations, Xie Lan has developed a serious emotional obsession.

How serious is it?

The ambiguous partner whispers a few words with others, and he can make up a juice-splattering love action movie between men and women from his brain.

If the ambiguous partner has two close friends, he can't help wondering whether the two of them have practiced all the Longyang 88th Forms to Longyang [-]th Forms behind his back.

The result is that the ambiguous object often rolls his eyes and tells him to get out.

Xie Lan has a good face, a great figure, and a wealth of wealth, but all of these can't stand him, he is too capable.Don't say it hasn't been discussed seriously yet, even if it has been discussed seriously, there are not many who can withstand his tossing.

So at the age of 30, Xie Lan not only failed to have a serious relationship, he was even a virgin who had never been married before.

The virgin Xie thought his life was going to be so bleak, until he met his destined boyfriend.

The little boyfriend is 23, a lively little fresh meat, academic style, after graduating from a top drama school in China, he pushed invitations to several popular dramas, and persistently went to a top drama school abroad to study for two years It's too high, the highest goal in life is to become a powerful actor that can be included in acting textbooks.

The little boyfriend has been sent to the academy for more than [-] years. After returning to China, he officially entered the entertainment industry. He was refreshed by the group of monsters and ghosts in the industry over and over again to refresh his world view. He was in a daze when he met Xie Lan who was just walking around.

With no sex life and a stable career ahead of time, the bored Xie Lan developed a series of hobbies for middle-aged men in Tang suits, walking birds, fighting crickets, playing walnuts, and carrying a fishing pole to get close to each other when he was free. nature.Against the background of a bunch of bad things in the circle about the unspoken rules, cheating, and prying corners, it seems to be a rare stream of cleanliness.

That day, Qingliu Xie was humming a little song and walking the little thrush on the path in the villa area, holding the birdcage in one hand and rubbing two walnuts in the other, when suddenly there was a bang, a lump of true love fell from the sky and hit him in front of him.

Xie Lan was outraged by this, a huge potted plant, even the soil in the pot could weigh about ten catties, if it really hit him on the head, he would be able to hit him right away.

Just as he was sucking his teeth and thinking about how much the family should pay for the loss of spirit, a handsome young boy appeared in his field of vision and begged him for forgiveness with an apologetic face.

Suddenly, there was a strong wind, sand and rocks were blown away, and a bolt of lightning clicked and exploded on the top of Xie Lan's head.

Xie Lan's heartbeat was beating like a drum, and he expressed his affirmation and understanding with a pleasant smile, and then he scrambled to chat with people.The final result was that the other party was coaxed by his eloquence into signing with his company, and then the two had sex again.

How else can it be said that it is destiny, Xie Lan, who is not in the right place when dealing with others, when he meets a little boyfriend, it goes smoothly, and a relationship is like a nectar.

I thought that the first time of two virgins must be dripping with blood, Xie Lan was already ready to die in battle, but after the two of them watched a movie together, they both comprehended the essentials of it, The sex was very harmonious.

He took his finger and gently touched a certain part of himself that had been illuminated several times the night before but was still firm and firm. Xie Lan was so moved that tears streamed down his face, and a sacred and solemn sense of responsibility spontaneously arose in the tears.

I'm a family man now.

Xie Lan, whose ideological consciousness has improved rapidly, quickly summoned a group of his subordinates, and in less than three days, he drew up a career development plan for his little boyfriend. all available.

However, the little boyfriend's reaction was to press him on the bed and beat his ass.

The little boyfriend is a noble person, a person who is out of vulgar interests.The goal of life is to be a quiet acting school, an artist with both virtue and skill, and every choice Xie Lan made for him made him feel that it ran counter to his ideal.

Out of selfishness, the role Xie Lan planned for his little boyfriend is not only easy to attract fans, but also completely free of any intimate drama.However, the little boyfriend feels that this kind of life is not what he wants. What he wants to take is a role that is difficult and connotative. It must be thoughtful and stylish.

However, such art films often inevitably have some excessive physical contact, and in order to reflect their own excellence, the director often requires the actors to play with real guns and live ammunition, to invest in emotion, to fully experience and release, in addition to not Insertion is not much different from real sex.

Xie Lan, as a severe emotional cleanliness patient, can even have a kiss with her boyfriend for half a month. Can you agree with this?Anyway, the boyfriend contract is in his hands, he doesn't make a decision, don't think about anything.

The boyfriend is obedient to him in other places, but he is particularly rebellious in this matter.The two fought back and forth countless times, and finally, after Xie Lan said, "If you want to act, you can break up first!", the little boyfriend was wronged and lost.

But there is never a lack of chaos in this world.

The internationally renowned literary film director who had harshly commented on Xie Lan's acting skills extended an olive branch to his little boyfriend with a smile when he heard about it.

A gay-themed art film aimed at anti-discrimination, in which various passionate physical exchanges are matched with a deafening tragic ending, the goal is directed at major overseas film festivals.

Such an opportunity is once in a lifetime. The characters have delicate emotions and ups and downs, and their complex and layered personalities. Not only is it a test of acting skills, but it can also speak for the same-sex group. The little boyfriend couldn't sit still when he received this invitation.

Although under Xie Lan's cruel suppression, the little boyfriend reluctantly declined the film contract, but there was a lot of estrangement between the two.

Xie Lan asked himself that this was not his original intention. His self-positioning had always been that of wisdom, elegance and gentleness, but his excessive emotional obsession made him feel that his image in the heart of his little boyfriend was heading towards the wrong path of the queen of ghosts and beasts.

He decided to rein in the precipice.

And the way he reined in from a precipice, in a nutshell, was—seeking medical treatment in a hurry.

In Xie Lan's circle of walnut-crushing bosses, there is a second-rate businessman psychology expert who rubs various foreign psychological theories and his own social experience into a localized powerful pill. By chance, he appeared in several variety shows After losing his face, he became famous after that, and a book on psychology that didn't make any sense was sold with the effect of Luoyang Zhigui.After that, the expert started his own program, opened a training institution, and moved to the investment industry, which can be regarded as reaching the pinnacle of his life.

Xie Lan was quite dismissive of his approach at first, but after consulting several real experts, he couldn't help but waver.Experts' suggestions are relatively gradual, with a long course of treatment and slow results.The cold war between Xie Lan and his little boyfriend was heating up, and he didn't have the patience to adjust bit by bit, so Xie Lan, who was eager for success, mistakenly boarded the thief ship of the second dealer.

Erdao traffickers proposed a reverse therapy for him, in short, fighting poison with poison.Xie Lan is emotionally obsessed with cleanliness, can't bear the physical contact between her boyfriend and others, and can't accept her boyfriend's excessive attention to anyone other than him.So the Erdao dealer collected a large number of ancient and modern Chinese and foreign-ntr works for Xie Lan, and asked him to follow the doctor's advice and take a dose every day.

Xie Lan was confused at first: "What the hell is this?"

Erdao trafficker: "In a broad sense, ntr refers to a kind of 'one's partner/lover has sex with other people, and I know it well, and I am even happy to see it. A penchant for 'impulsive gratification'. It's really a good way to neutralize your emotional cleanliness."

Xie Lan: "..."

Erdao dealer: "I have collected half a year's worth of ntr materials and works in text, images, and film and television for you. In the initial stage of treatment, you can use the status of a bystander to figure out and judge, but the ultimate goal is to achieve a kind of substitution of yourself and your partner. , and you don’t feel the state of harmony between man and nature. You follow my request and ponder it carefully every day, and in time, you will be able to recover.”

Xie Lan: "..."

Erdao dealer: "Is that expression of gratitude in your eyes?"

Xie Lan: "..."