Mensao is teasing me

"General Hongmen?" Chai Ziran was startled, he was a difficult man, his legs were trembling, and he was about to run away down the mountain.Chai Yanran tugged at his sleeve in a panic: "Don't panic, brother, there is a lot of people outside, if you run around, what will you do if you are hurt by the sword?"

Chai Ziran let go of his throat, sat calmly by the straw mat, and asked with a smile, "Where did we talk just now?"

Ada and Chai Yanran were anxious like burning eyebrows, while Chai Ziran and Rong Ling were as hated as Buddha.Rong Ling replied: "Speaking of you suspecting that I am in the same nest as the grass bandits."

"Oh!" Chai Ziran nodded, stared at his facial features, and said with a smile, "Not bad."

"Aiyo, aiyo." There was another mournful cry outside the shed, and one person was pushed down in the shed.From the perspective of Chai Ziran and others, one can see his thin body being squeezed out of the shed, as if he was about to overwhelm the shed by half.The man struggled to shake, and the shed shook accordingly.A vulgar loud voice shouted: "Your grandma, run to the official and cut off your legs." As soon as he finished speaking, half of the greenhouse trembled even more, swaying like fallen leaves in autumn.

The grass bandit who was held down cried, "Spare me! Lord! Spare me! Spare me!"

Xiao Luobotou, who had shrunk into Chai Yanran's arms, suddenly opened his eyes, as if he had encountered something extremely terrible, he cried out loudly: "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow, dad!"

The grass bandit outside the shed didn't care about the sound of a child crying from inside the shed. With a clang, the sharp sword came out of its sheath and reached the grass bandit's neck. His eyes were red and he smiled ferociously: "Go to die!"

"stop!"

"stop!"

After Chai Ziran and Rong Ling walked out of the shed and yelled, they looked at each other and saw the word "preparation" in each other's eyes.Chai Ziran said disdainfully: "I thought you were so calm! It's nothing more than that!" Looking sideways at the officer who wanted to chop off someone's head, he was dressed in a mighty armor and exuded a murderous aura, and said angrily: "As a The subordinates of General Hongmen dared to cut off the head of the enemy after they captured the enemy. Are you treating me like a fart on the military rule of 'do not kill prisoners' that I personally set down by the Holy Majesty?"

The fire outside the shed was still burning, and the fiery red light illuminated Chai Ziran's face. The officer trembled, cupped his hands and said, "Mr. Ziran."

Chai Ziran wanted to ridicule him, but suddenly he heard a loud voice in front of him saying: "Ah Ran is indeed like a father, a soldier violated this military rule ten years ago, and was beaten by your father with a long whip." With a ruthless wave, my hand has been swollen for three months and hasn't healed, hahahaha."

Chai Ziran respectfully saluted the sturdy general who was striding forward: "My nephew pays homage to General Hongmen." He believed that if General Hongmen whipped the soldier, the soldier must have been ill for half a year.

General Hongmen smiled as if he had picked up tens of thousands of taels of gold, and his big bear paw hit Chai Ziran on the back. Lang Lang laughed and said: "Okay, I used to say that you are a coward who has tarnished your father's name for nothing. I never thought you would be so promising, even beat my son, good, good, good, good job."

Chai Ziran was slapped by General Hongmen, almost foaming at the mouth, the rice he just ate was churning in his stomach, he tried his best to suppress the churning rice in his heart, and bowed: "Thank you General Hongmen for your compliment." Every time he saw this daddy's brother-in-law, he always felt that his internal organs would be seriously injured.

I can't afford to hurt you!I can't afford to hurt you!

General Hongmen's face was even more joyful: "Good boy, not bad, not bad, not bad."

Chai Ziran quietly took advantage of General Hongmen to kiss the arrogant officer who wanted to chop off his head, and secretly touched his forehead with cold sweat.General Hongmen narrowed his eyes slightly, obviously angry, the officer was so frightened that his head was covered with cold sweat, he knelt down on the ground with a thud.General Hongmen stared at the officer with his majestic tiger eyes for a moment, then walked a few steps beside Rong Ling, patted him on the shoulder vigorously, and said with a smile: "Even if you told this general to suppress the bandits, you would automatically stay with the grass bandits." Be an informant, not bad, not bad."

As soon as General Hongmen's bear paw came out, Rong Ling's thin body staggered back a few steps, and Chai Yanran behind him supported his arm, and he turned his head and smiled gratefully.Chai Yanran also smiled at him, then slowly walked out from the dark place, and made a big salute to General Hongmen.

General Hongmen slapped out another big bear paw, and Ben almost caught Chai Yanran's small body, his forehead paused, and he put his hands away when he thought of the big fact that "men and women can't kiss each other".Looking sideways at Chai Ziran who was holding his hand, he gave him a chestnut and said with a smile, "Do you think I'm a reckless man?"

Chai Ziran said repeatedly that he didn't dare, but secretly murmured in his heart, it wouldn't hurt too much for a reckless man to beat someone, but if you covered it with your old iron sand palm, you need to put some plasters on it.

General Hongmen cast his eyes on Rong Ling who stood in front of Chai Yanran, and patted his shoulder vigorously: "Not bad, not bad, you are a man." He stroked his beard with his big hand and asked, "Are you interested in being a soldier?" ? I can recruit you to be a fire leader. I heard from several arrested grassroots that you cook very well."

Chai Ziran persuaded with sincerity: "Mr. Rong Ling, please agree quickly! It's a great thing."

General Hongmen saw that Rong Ling's blunt roe-browed mouse eyes were a little narrow under the light of the fire, so he was unwilling to force him, patted Chai Ziran on the shoulder, and smiled: "Let's go, let's live in Suyu County One night, I heard that Mo Jiujun was the county magistrate there, so let's go eat and drink."

"Okay, okay, what a good idea!" Chai Ziran quietly moved to Rong Ling's side, wanting to bring trouble to the east, but General Hongmen didn't buy it at all, grabbed Chai Ziran by the collar and lifted him in front of him. His iron palm wanted to cover his shoulders.

"General Hongmen." Chai Yanran said anxiously, "Ah Ran's body is thin." If you pat him a few more times, his life may be in danger.

General Hongmen said: "You are so thin at such a young age, how will you defend your family and country in the future?" As soon as the words fell, he suddenly remembered that Chai Ziran was an out-and-out prodigal son, and he was expected to take up weapons and go to the battlefield, just like his father. Fighting a war is no different from sending one to death.Sighing heavily, he patted Chai Ziran's arm twice in disappointment, and said sadly, "There are not enough vertical pieces."

The greater the disappointment, the harder General Hongmen will shoot.

The more incompetent Chai Ziran was, the more disappointed General Hongmen was.

These two slaps on his shoulders made a crunching sound from the bones of the shoulder armor. Chai Ziran seemed to lose his own arm in pain and hung down. He looked at General Hongmen expressionlessly, and saw that he didn't notice anything at all. , reluctantly said: "My arm seems to be broken."

General Hongmen said dissatisfied: "You are so young, why are you so delicate?" His big hands patted him down a few times, as if wishing him to become disabled sooner.

Chai Ziran wanted to cry but hid behind Rong Ling: "Don't hit me, hit my elder brother! He taught me how to be bad. If you don't believe me, look at his face." Half of his head popped out from behind Rong Ling , tearfully said: "He even has a bad face."

General Hongmen saw that the son of the righteous brother was so useless, he was so angry that he didn't even have the mood to pat him on the arm. With a dark face, he stared at the officer who had been kneeling from the beginning to the end, and said in an unhappy mood: "Hurry up and get the punishment." .”

Seeing that General Hongmen was walking first, the officer trembled with fright, but he dared not not follow, for fear that General Hongmen would whip him himself.

All the vicious people suddenly disappeared, leaving only the kind and timid gangsters, such as Xiaoluo and Xiaoluo's father.When the danger appeared, the father and son hugged each other tacitly and hid in the corner. Seeing that there was no danger, they all ran into the shed to eat.Little Carrot secretly ate a piece of green vegetable. As soon as his mouth touched the green vegetable, he yelled bitterly: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo of bitter

Rong Ling and Chai Ziran looked at Chai Yanran tacitly, and the latter lowered her head with flushed cheeks, like a child who has done something wrong, and said, "I just want to do something."

Chai Ziran patted her on the shoulder: "Sister, you are doing well." He turned his head and smiled at Rong Ling: "Mr. Rong Ling, aren't you hungry?"

With a serious look on Rong Ling's face, he shouted loudly: "I'm really hungry." It showed his determination to die.Chai Yanran felt guilty and was about to call him to stop, but Chai Ziran pulled her away: "Sister, Mr. Rong Ling just like this, so don't stop me."

Chai Yanran nodded: "Master Rong Ling's taste is really different, no matter what I do, he will still eat it."

The night was long, and the grass bandits in the fifth village were originally mountain villagers who were not good at fighting. Without a stick of incense, they were captured by the Hongmen army led by General Hongmen himself.General Hongmen even went out in person to capture the last two "old, weak and disabled bandits" in Caokou's nest, holding the little radish head with his left hand, and following the little radish head with his right hand to his father, majestic and majestic.

This is the reason for killing chickens with a sledgehammer.

Although the fifth village was in chaos, with flames rising into the sky, the shed of Chai Ziran and the others was very quiet. General Hongmen was afraid that he would be uncomfortable in the grass bandit's nest, so he called a few of his men to give him orders , one of them is the general who just committed a crime, his surname is Yuan, and his single name is Qu.

Yuan Qu took a few soldiers to stand outside the shed, looking around and listening to all directions, and made up his mind to make up for his mistakes, so as not to be whipped a few times by General Hongmen himself.

There is no need to light candles in the shed, the light on the straw mat is not dark or bright, but you have to see the vegetable bowl in Rong Ling's hand clearly, its green and black light even overwhelms the Meaty chicken plate.

Chai Ziran looked at Rong Ling with a smile, and saw that he was holding chopsticks in one hand and a water ladle in the other, his bulging belly was a little too big due to excessive drinking, and he followed his gaze to look at his elder sister without leaving a trace, pretending to smile casually Question: "I don't know what kind of chess game Master Rong Ling is playing? Chai doesn't know how to play chess, and he doesn't know how to play with his mind, so he asked Master Rong Ling to tell him."

It is very suspicious for Cong Rongling to appear alone in "Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea".A nerd who doesn't memorize books well, what is he doing here.Even if he was really full and came here, why did he save Yuanhang when they were captured together, instead of running away by himself, leaving himself and the weak woman Chai Yanran behind.The most suspicious thing is that Jin Xin is the son of the Hongmen General, and his kung fu was drawn out by the Hongmen General since he was a child. How can it be that ordinary grassroots can be forced into a corner at will.And the grass bandit who was forced into a desperate situation by Jin Xin escaped even a Yuanhang who didn't know how to fight.

What a big joke!

Knowing that Chai Ziran's suspicions were well-founded, Rong Ling put down his chopsticks and water ladle slowly, got up and bowed deeply behind Chai Ziran respectfully: "Hello, Mr. Jiujun."