Pulling Together a Villain Reformation Strategy

The other man pulled out the dagger angrily, with an expression on his face that didn't know whether it was pain or pleasure, he gritted his teeth and said, "You forced me...you bastard who is not as good as a pig or a dog! How could you, how could you do this something like this."

Although the man was seriously injured just now, but luckily it wasn't a serious injury, he didn't lose his mind for a moment, fell to the ground with a miserable smile and said, "Whether you think I'm disgusting or hate me, I don't regret what I did just now. Thing... I didn't intend to humiliate you, but do you know that I have admired you for many years? Although you brought me here with good intentions to have fun, in my eyes, thousands of women are not as good-looking as you alone... I don't like it when you smile at those women! Seeing you make out with other people is almost worse than death..."

As soon as the words hit her ears, Yun Xie's heart tensed at first, then swayed again, and the sweet and charming thoughts in her heart faded away, replaced by a strange emotion that she had never had before.

The sound of singing, dancing and orchestras was endless, but at this moment his heart was extremely peaceful, and his mind was finally clear after a sudden realization, and all kinds of entanglements and irritability suddenly found an outlet to vent, what the man said later Yun Xie didn't pay attention, Instead, he remembered Jiang Xunyi's appearance in front of the wine window, bathing in the moonlight.

His whole body seemed to be glowing.

At that time, the world was dark, and in his own eyes, he could only see him, and... also hoped that he could only see him.

You don’t have lovesickness in your life.

The body is like floating clouds, the heart is like flying catkins, and the breath is like gossamer. ①

The poems of the ancients have been recited thousands of times, and this state is only known today, because of the flavor of it, ruthless people will not understand it.

Yun Xie tried his best to tame his mind, but his mind was like three thousand waters, once it was overturned, how could he be tamed again?

Can only break the dike.

After a long while, he stood up, flicked his fingers, and silently, several silver lights scattered precisely into the injured man's wound, and the bleeding stopped immediately.

It's just that whether this person can survive after hemostasis, that's all he can do. Yun Xie desperately wanted to see Shang Jiang Xunyi at this time, and was not in the mood to watch the entanglement between them, so he kicked the tile back to its original position. Turn around and want to leave.

It's just that he was shocked as soon as he turned his head, stepped back a few steps, and stammered: "Ah, ah, ah, Xun?"

With one hand behind his back, Jiang Xunyi held two fancy dresses in the other hand, and stared at Yun Xie with a dark face: "You've been away for so long, I thought you died in Luoyue Pavilion, The evil spirit appeared again just now, do you know... What are you doing? Where are the clothes?!"

Yun Xie let him scold him without saying a word, looking at Jiang Xunyi's face that he had seen since he was a child, he felt very strange in his heart-this person is really cold and stubborn, as hard-tempered as a wall brick, except What good does he have if he looks better?How could he fall in love with the best buddies who grew up together? How could he be such a person with unique taste?

But in fact, with Ah Xun's temper, he agreed to wear women's clothing, and came here because he was worried about me...

Yun Xie thought about it, and felt very happy.

He smiled and said: "I'm sorry, I just... encountered something and was delayed."

Jiang Xunyi came over and stuffed the two dresses he was carrying into Yun Xie's arms: "I really can't count on you for anything."

After he finished speaking, he remembered Yun Xie's appearance just now, and he was a little curious. He took two steps forward and wanted to lower his head to look: "What were you looking at just now?"

"Hey hey hey hey!"

Jiang Xunyi was taken aback: "What's your name?!"

Yun Xie was quick to think: "I just noticed the evil spirit again! It feels very serious!"

When Jiang Xunyi heard the serious matter, he was immediately distracted: "Then hurry up and change your clothes, if you delay for a while, something may happen."

Although the two of them are still young at this time, but after all, men and women have different body shapes, and most of the courtesans in brothels are thinner than ordinary women. The clothes could not be worn in the first place, but Jiang Xunyi took a piece from Yunxie's hand. He unfolded the clothes and looked at the size, then took a deep breath, and the bones all over his body made a sound like popping beans. After the sound passed, he had become a little shorter and thinner, as if he had shrunk all of a sudden. for several laps.

This is bone shrinkage.

It's nothing unusual, but when he saw Jiang Xunyi simply unbuttoned his clothes and took off his shirt, he couldn't help but widen his eyes. His first reaction was He just took off his coat and wrapped him in again: "What are you doing?"

Jiang Xunyi gave him a strange look: "Change your clothes, how can you wear them if you don't take them off?"

The reasoning is true, but it always feels weird... Yun Xie said, "You just took it off like this?"

Jiang Xunyi: "I'm not a girl, how can I take off?"

At this time, he was several sizes smaller than before, and Yun Xie just happened to wrap his coat in his arms and put his head on the other's chest. He felt very uncomfortable, so he pushed him and said, "Get out of the way!" , go change your own clothes, don't get in my way."

As he struggled in his arms like this, the charming image just now came to mind again, Yun Xie's mouth was dry, and he let go of his hands suddenly as if he had been burned, and turned around and hurriedly put on his own clothes.

It's just that he turned his back like this, and although he couldn't see Jiang Xunyi anymore, the scene he glimpsed just now couldn't be lingered in his mind-a slightly pale but jade-like complexion, a graceful back, flexible waist...

It’s over.

Yun Xie clearly realized that he had completely plunged into it and could never get out again.

This emotional fall is so sudden but it is natural. I fell in love as soon as I fell in love, and it seems to have started since the beginning of the prehistoric era, and it seems to be just a moment.

After they changed their clothes, they turned around at the same time, looked at each other for a moment, and couldn't help laughing together.

The two of them have elegant appearances, and they are both beautiful men that are rare to see in this world. They didn't feel much disobedience in wearing women's clothes, not to mention that this women's dress has elegant robes and a wide skirt, which hides the shape of the figure, but the hair is still the same. Men's hairstyles look very nondescript.

It was Yun Xie's suggestion to wear women's clothing. Originally, he was the one who should be overjoyed at this time, but seeing Jiang Xunyi laughing heartily at this moment, his eyebrows and eyes were deeply dimpled, and his long and dense eyelashes were covered with moonlight. The heart is suddenly infinitely gentle, I don't feel ridiculous, I only feel happy.

I really like it crazily, and I like it almost obsessed.

Jiang Xunyi reached out and took off his hair crown, and his long hair fell down. At this time, he looked like a heroic man. Although he had no makeup, he was already a peerless beauty. Yun Xie was a little dazed, and Jiang Xun Yi also pulled his hairband, stuffed it into his sleeve, took a step back and looked at it for a while, lightly picked Yun Xie's chin, smiled and said: "Brother Yun, you are so beautiful."

Yun Xie also smiled: "It's fine if you like it."

Having said that, he couldn't just leave like this. Jiang Xunyi was thoughtful, and at the same time stole the clothes, he also came along with a makeup box. The two of them knew some simple disguise techniques, and helped each other to simply smear them to cover up. Slightly sharper profile.

Yun Xie said, "What about the hair?"

Jiang Xunyi said: "I don't know how to do this, just let it go."

Yun Xie always felt it was a bit strange, so he made gestures and said authentically: "I saw that other women's heads were all coiled up, just like that a few times, rolled up... Or let me try?"

Jiang Xunyi punched Yun Xie on the shoulder, and said, "Come on!"

Yun Xie let out a snort, and both of them laughed, and they went back to Luoyue Pavilion just like that.They walked along the way as if they were really regarded as dancers here. Not long after they walked, several people looked sideways with amazed expressions.

Jiang Xunyi quickened his pace calmly, and said in a low voice, "Why are they all looking at us? Could it be that they discovered that we were men disguised as women?"

After being discovered, I told them that I was really not a pervert, nor did I have a transvestite. I wonder if anyone would believe it...

Before Yun Xie could answer, a drunken man had already approached him, and he stretched out his hand to embrace Jiang Xunyi's shoulder: "W-Where did this beauty come from? Is she a new oiran? Hurry... Hurry up and have a drink with me." .”

Jiang Xunyi frowned because the other party smelled of alcohol, and glanced at Yun Xie who was sullenly pinching the formula in his sleeve, and quickly grabbed his wrist.

Fortunately, at this moment, a tall and slender woman ran over with a group of people in a hurry, and when she saw Yun and Jiang, she immediately scolded: "You bunch of new little hoofs! If you don't train/teach You don't know the rules, and you're about to perform a dance, what are you still doing here!"

Jiang Xunyi: "..."

The woman apologized to the drunk man with a smile, and then pointed to two girls who had no guests to go forward, one on the left and one on the right, and walked him away. You dare to run like crazy, don’t hurry to comb your hair and put on makeup!”

Fortunately, it wasn't Jiang Xunyi who suffered this time, Yun Xie gritted his teeth and endured it.

The woman glanced at him after the lesson was finished, she was stunned again, and said: "No wonder you are so arrogant, you don't have the capital to wear makeup. But let me tell you, now relying on playing the innocent trick of hooking up men It's out of date! This time the distinguished guests are not easy to mess with, you can be honest with my old lady!"

Yun Xie almost vomited blood, but she changed into a woman's attire and had to finish it while kneeling.

The woman looked back at Jiang Xunyi again, her eyes flashed with astonishment, and she muttered to herself: "I didn't expect that out of the ten girls bought for 50 taels, two of them were such high-quality goods. The deal is a big profit."

Jiang Xunyi: "..."

It turned out that he sold it for five taels of silver.

Seeing the wound on his forehead, the woman couldn't help showing a little pity on her face, but seeing that Jiang Xunyi looked taciturn, she seemed to be much more honest than Yunxie, so she casually comforted: "It's okay, Just keep it for a while, and you won't lose your appearance. Perform well tonight, and after a while, Sister Fei will tell your mother to find a good person for you."

Jiang Xunyi: "..." In this crazy world, who am I and where am I?

Yun Xie: "..." So angry.

The two of them were forced into a wing room, and Sister Fei personally went into battle, combing her hair and applying makeup on her face. The wound on Jiang Xunyi's forehead was even painted as a half-bloomed peach blossom, which made him look like a half-blossomed peach blossom. The cold face is more charming, and it looks like a country and a city. It is both demon and pure. When you look in the mirror, you don't know yourself.

He turned his head, and Yun Xie took Jin Buyao to look over, pinching his throat and laughing: "Sister."

Jiang Xunyi shivered.

As the saying goes, people are shameless and invincible in the world. Yun Xie really deserves to be the man who deserves to be the protagonist. He was able to dress this ridiculous dancer dress beautifully so quickly. When he got up, he was simply weak.

But why on earth did he come here to wear women's clothes with fool Yun Da?

"I feel like I'm dreaming." Jiang Xunyi murmured to himself in the mirror.

Yun Xie took advantage of Sister Fei's rush to work on the other girls in the house, leaned over to him and laughed softly: "Preparation and pay, three stars are in the sky. Tonight and what evening? See this beloved. He is so beautiful! Such a beloved What! ②"

Dressed up like this himself, he still has the leisure to flirt with others, Jiang Xun smiled angrily: "Pull it down."

At this time, the sound of pipa and singing faintly coming from the next room suddenly stopped, Jiang Xunyi and Yun Xie looked at each other, at this moment they felt the ghostly aura again, Sister Fei struck three times with both palms , making a crisp sound: "Girls, get up, let's go to the dance."

Jiang Xunyi took a deep breath and stood up, her skirts fluttering and followed the dancers towards the door, Yun Xie followed behind him.

As they entered, the pipa suddenly "clanked" three times in a row, and a colorful gauze swayed in front of my eyes. It turned out that all the dancers had covered their faces with one hand and raised the other above their heads, turning around and twisting their waists. The dancing and dancing started, Jiang Xunyi and Yun Xie mingled in the back, and hurriedly followed suit.

Although they have never learned dancing, the two have practiced martial arts since they were young, and they can basically imitate their sword moves after seeing them once, so this is not a problem for them. Although their movements are a bit stiff, they are not as charming as others. Also follow suit and jumped down.

The author has something to say: ① "I will never miss you in my life... Qi is like a gossamer." From Xu Zaisi's "Zhe Gui Ling · Spring Love" ② "Preparing for a salary... What is such a good man!" From "The Book of Songs·Guofeng·Tang Feng · Prepare".

Yun Xie, an old rascal, read these few lines that were originally poems expressed by the poet to express the joy in his heart on the wedding night in the bridal chamber. I can't think of what to do with this beauty~

Yunyun, with Xiaojiang’s character, he never hacked you to death since he was a child, it’s definitely true love ╮(╯▽╰)╭