Return to the soul

These few can be considered to have their own abilities, and it is quite good to have them to look after the home.

If her home was surrounded by barren mountains, You Qingwei would raise them without worrying about it, but since it was in an urban area, she had to pay more attention.

After listening to Jin Sha's words, You Qingwei suddenly felt that it would be better to settle the monsters by herself, in case something was not in place and it would be bad if the neighbors called the police.

She saw that the mandrill looked similar to a baboon, that is, the color on its body was brighter and more colorful, and it was bigger, stronger and more ferocious than the baboon. It is said that it is a monkey, most people can't refute it, anyway, it is enough to fool the neighbors.At least it seems that her "big monkey" is not as scary as the Tibetan mastiff.As for a one-meter-long snake like Xiao Fei, it is not easy for ordinary people to spot it. Rabbits and Huo Wu belong to the category of small animals, so there is no need to worry about scaring people.

That afternoon, she contacted a gardener to build a wooden house and a flower stand.

There is a rockery and flowing water in the backyard of her house, which is arranged according to the Feng Shui Bureau, and it is not suitable to break the ground. It is still possible to add some flower trellises and corridors along the flowing water.The backyard of the villa where Uncle Long and the others lived only planted turf and some potted plants, so she built the wooden house in the backyard of the house where Uncle Long and the others lived.With just a little modification, the backyard can be arranged as vines entangled with flower stands, and potted plants, rockery, flowing water, small bridges, and wooden houses form an interesting winding path leading to a quiet scene. At this time, add some small animals to make it look more beautiful. Lively, it won't look so dazzling.

You Qingwei thought about buying a wooden house with ready-made materials. He only needed to transport the anti-corrosion wood and assemble it. He could find a few more workers to catch up and assemble it in a day or two.The flower shelf and the wooden house are started at the same time, without affecting the construction period.In this way, the work can be completed in at most three days.

However, the reality was very different from her expectations.

As soon as she mentioned some fragmentary requirements, the people from the landscape construction company said to her with a wry smile: "According to your request, this is not a simple house. If you want to add a toilet to the wooden house, you have to dig Ditching the drainage pipes and water pipes, even if I arrange the construction period fully and there is no space at all, it will take half a day to fix it. After that, it will take half a day to install the toilet and sink. Look at your house Although the requirement is to cover an area of ​​about 20 square meters, it seems that the project is small, but in fact, what you want is a small wooden building with two floors. The small attic on the top needs to add a terrace and a flower stand on the terrace. It is very labor-intensive and time-consuming. If the work is too rushed, many details will not be taken care of, and it will not be strong, so it will be difficult to meet the quality requirements you want. Also, if you want to build a tatami in the house, you must first build a dragon skeleton. It can’t be built well.” He made a rough calculation and said, “It will take at least [-] to [-] days. If you build a ready-made simple wooden house, you can finish it in two or three days.” After finishing speaking, he showed You Qingwei the picture album.He said: "This is built in my own yard. It doesn't matter if we don't build a toilet. Then there is the attic you want. It's a lot of work and it's not practical."

You Qing glanced at the man faintly.This attic is a chicken coop, you can't save it!If the attic is not covered with a flower shelf and planted with vines to cover it, the neighbor standing on the balcony on the second and third floors can look up and see a chicken with a shiny coat and an unusual breed living in the attic of her wooden house. How eye-catching Nah.The bathroom is for mandrills and fire dancers to go to the bathroom, so we can't build a house for them that doesn't even have a toilet.It is not appropriate to let them pull in the yard or use the toilet in the house.There are people coming and going in the house. If there is a guest one day and sees her fox, big monkey, and rabbit grabbing the toilet with the guest, it will probably scare the guest away so that they dare not go to her house again. No contact with her family anymore.If you let a mandrill sleep on a bed, it probably won’t be able to sleep. If you don’t cover the tatami mats, the mandrill will have to sleep on the floor. No matter how economical you are, you need to build a tatami mat and a thick blanket or something. You can’t even build the house but lack one. a place to sleep.

According to You Qingwei's request to build this wooden house, there are no ready-made materials that meet the specifications, so they can only be made to order, and the entire construction period is estimated to be one month.

You Qingwei really wanted to make do with it, but she really couldn't do it, so she could only wait for this month.She told Mandrill, Firefox, Rabbit, and Xiaohuang that if there was thunder or rain, they would go to Master Long's house to be the head of the department.As for Xiaofei's snake, there is no need to arrange a place for it. It found its nest in the rockery and flowing water in the yard where the Feng Shui bureau was arranged.

You Qingwei first arranged for these monsters to live, and then had to worry about their food, and asked Jin Sha to bring them their recipes.In You Qingwei's understanding, chickens eat whole grains, monkeys eat fruits, and rabbits eat grass and radishes. As a result, the three diets are similar to those of Huo Wu and Xiao Fei, and they eat ghosts and frogs that are weaker than them. Small animals such as rats, sparrows, and birds.You Qingwei changed them into poultry and livestock. As for if they want to eat something else, let Jinsha find a way for them.

After she arranged the spirits, she began to think about the brood of imps.

The noon sun was strong, but Lu Wugui carried them with a talisman painted with yin-gathering talismans, and moved them to the basement.They were frightened by the imposing manner of the big ghosts and monsters who had nowhere to go, they didn't dare to move around, they shrank into a ball and trembled.

By the time You Qingwei was done with the monsters and could take care of the little ghost, it was already evening.

She went to the basement to see the nest of brats, only to find that the nest of brats almost tore down the basement.

Her father lived in the basement before, and her grandfather's collection of books for many years was moved to the basement, as well as some notes written by her father, and some fragments and annotations of the lost techniques of Baoan Guan, which were originally placed on the bookshelf. This brood of brats threw them all on the ground, torn them page by page, leaving books and shredded papers all over the floor, You Qingwei's heart was twitching blood when he saw it.The leather office chair next to the desk was torn apart, the desk was full of tooth marks, and it was gnawed badly, the sofa was dismantled to the point where there was an empty shelf, and the stuffing in the sofa was scattered all over the room; , The things on the wall all fell to the ground, and many things were broken...

There is not a single intact thing in the huge basement.

A brood of brats turned the world upside down.

You Qingwei felt that if she hadn't cultivated herself well, she would have just unfolded the folding fan to kill the ghosts.

A group of naughty little ghosts turned their heads to look at the door of the basement, saw You Qingwei, and continued to be naughty on their own.

You Qingwei looked at the group of skinny little ghosts covered with ghost scales, sighed secretly, called Jinsha, and called Jinsha down.

Jin Sha rushed to the door of the basement and took a look, her expression immediately changed to "Lying grass!"

You Qingwei said to Jin Sha: "Clean up the basement." She walked over and picked up the books and notes scattered all over the floor.

Seeing this, Jin Sha quickly ordered the nest of brats to pick them up.

The movements of the dozen or so little devils were very nimble, and they picked up the papers into a pile in a few minutes, not even letting go of shredded paper the size of a thumb.

You Qingwei didn't even want to say anything, picked up the cardboard box full of shredded papers and books and went to the study.

As soon as You Qingwei left, Jin Sha held down the group of brats and started beating them up.

You Qingwei felt that if this nest of brats were not restrained and behaved inappropriately, accidents would easily happen.She asked Lu Wugui if there was any way to control this brood of brats.

Lu Wugui said: "Looking at their appearance, you can tell that their bones must have been gnawed and eaten by wild beasts long ago. They belong to ghosts cultivated by wandering ghosts and wild ghosts soaked in the spirit of the mountains. This kind of mountain spirit is very wild and mischievous. Yes, they like to play like children, you can get them some toys for them to play with.” She thought for a while, and said, “Go to Xia Yanxi and buy some gloomy wood, I’ll make joke cards for them, and they’ll be dead in the daytime.” They will live in a ghost card and won't come out to be mischievous. If they are free at night, let them play with toys in the basement by themselves."

You Qingwei felt that this method was feasible, so he agreed.She remembered one more thing. When they were in the association before, Jin Sha and the others had registered with the association and had certificates, so that they could avoid being accidentally injured by their peers to the greatest extent.Now that she has withdrawn from the association, she is not willing to bring these mountain spirits and wild ghosts to the association for registration.She thinks that they can be used as identity tags, like the ID tags on foreign soldiers, so that people can know that they have owners, and they will not be easily caught or destroyed as wild ones.

She called Xia Yanxi first, and asked Xia Yanxi to arrange for someone to send her a piece of gloomy wood. She thought that these little devils didn't even have any clothes, and they ran around naked, so she asked Xia Yanxi to contact her as a spirit The master of the clothes made sixteen red bellybands for the dead children.

After that, she found Jinsha and discussed with Jinsha about making an identity card.

Jin Sha thought for a while and agreed.She said: "Okay, but I want gold." She likes gold best.

You Qingwei glanced at Jinsha lightly, and said: "The plates of your three sisters are made of gold, and the mandrills use steel plates. When they become big ghosts and demons and can become humans, they will be replaced with silver or gold ones." .”

Jinsha won benefits for himself, and he had no objection to the branding materials of mandrills, so he agreed.

After discussing with You Qingwei, Jinsha, and Lu Wugui, they decided on the format of the brand.

The ghost card has to give way and no return is made by hand, with the word "You" engraved on the top of the front, and the name of the little ghost on the bottom.For example, in the group of unnamed mountain elves and little ghosts, the first and second little ghosts are lined up until the sixteenth little ghosts;Because it uses ghost writing and draws talismans, even if someone wants to imitate it, they can't find someone like Lu Wugui who has a high level of ability to draw symbols and is proficient in ghost writing.This has become the best anti-counterfeiting mark.The same is true for the monster card, which still uses a talisman knife to penetrate the metal card with ghost power and draw amulets for anti-counterfeiting.

You Qingwei asked the three Jinsha sisters to buy some slides, swings and children's toys for these little ghosts tomorrow and put them in the basement, and let Lu Wugui go to the basement to teach these little ghosts, so as not to let them tear down the house and make trouble.

After finishing a lot of chores, it was past ten o'clock at night.

After taking a shower, You Qingwei leaned against the head of the bed and read a book for a while.

It was almost twelve o'clock and she hadn't come back with nowhere to go, so she went to the basement.When she went to the basement, she saw Lu Wugui sitting cross-legged on the badly chewed desk, engrossed in carving cards.

The dozen little ghosts were cleaning the house.Three little devils were sweeping the floor with brooms that were more than twice as tall as them, two goblin little devils were wiping the floor back and forth with cloths on their buttocks, and the other little devils scattered around to tidy up their things. I was too busy to lift my head.

You Qingwei looked at the ten one-foot-tall little guys immersed in their work, and suddenly had the illusion of letting the children in the kindergarten class do the housework.Not to mention, the effect is pretty good, at least tidy up, the floor was wiped extraordinarily clean, and even the ceiling had little ghosts crawling on it to wipe the dust.

She was stunned for a while before she came back to her senses, and suddenly felt that there was no need to hire a cleaning lady at home.From now on, from [-]:[-] p.m. to [-]:[-] p.m., let these goblins clean up the house, and from [-]:[-] a.m. to [-]:[-] a.m., let them go out to inquire about news and do errands.