sweet love again

, raised his head, clenched his fist in his right hand, pretended to be a fake microphone, and opened his mouth, "Brother Monkey, Brother Monkey, you are amazing!"

Chen Xiaowei, who was completely disgusted by his behavior, stepped forward and grabbed the paper on the coffee table and threw it over, "Your mother is [-]-[-] now."

Speaking of the [-]-[-] split, it was also when Li Xiaodong and Chen Xiaowei were discussing Journey to the West fan fiction there before, they talked about whether there is anyone uglier than Zhu Bajie in this world?Li Xiaodong, who was scrolling through Weibo, said, 'It's [-]-[-]! '

"You'll have to taste the bitterness in the future to know whether you are ugly now?!"

But when that time really came, Li Xiaodong was no longer the fake stud man who sang about Brother Monkey so crazy, he began to yearn for countless times: It would be great if everything could start again.

Of course, this is purely a dream.

At least at this moment, Li Xiaodong firmly believed that this was the best time of his life—for the old virgin who had just lost his virginity, this was indeed the case.

At ten o'clock, Chen Xiaowei, who was about to wash up, bid farewell to Li Xiaodong, and only turned around to say something to him when he was at the door, "Dude, only loyal dogs will survive these days."

After finishing speaking, like the best swordsman in the world, he raised his right hand and walked away gracefully.

"Loyal Dog Shou?! I like it too."

Li Xiaodong smiled and closed the door.

The final admonition failed to be put into Li Xiaodong's heart as he wished, and Chen Xiaowei didn't know it either.

His keys were in his backpack, and he was ringing his doorbell right now.Yang Kang corrected this bad behavior many times, but Chen Xiaowei refused to change after repeated admonitions.As soon as the gate opened, Chen Xiaowei pounced on it, looking exactly like a big dog that had spent an afternoon being exhausted and hungry.Wrapping Yang Kang's neck with both hands, the whole person hangs directly on it.

"Brother, come home so late, don't you miss me?"

"Your teacher didn't teach the subject-verb-object sentence well." Yang Kang closed the door.

Chen Xiaowei didn't refute, but just buried his head on his shoulder, as if "playing dead and begging for a hug".

"Hey, if your legs are fine, can you come down and walk around by yourself?"

Chen Xiaowei didn't reply, he just lifted his long legs up and wrapped them around his thighs.Retracting the strength in his hand, the posture is considered ready.

What is love?

If someone asks Yang Kang, he will press his forehead with faint veins and answer you: that is 100% arrogant and 500% clingy.

If you find someone by yourself, you will be pampered even on your knees.

Yang Kang sighed deeply, raised his feet, and carried tens of kilograms on one leg to the sofa.

The sofa is made of fabric, and the width and thickness are quite standard.

Yang Kang fell over directly, and as soon as he fell, he turned around and landed on Chen Xiaowei.He looked at him, lowered his head, and took a sip.

Chen Xiaowei immediately covered his face and shouted, "Brother, you have to shout before kissing."

Yang Kang was stunned, what did he mean, "Shout?"

"It's like a Saint Seiya move!"

The more confused Yang Kang raised his eyebrows.

"Functions must be declared before anything can be called!" Chen Xiaowei got excited as soon as he finished speaking, and asked with a smile, "Is it really pretending? This is what I learned in the company today."

Seeing this, Yang Kang closed his eyes fiercely.

——Why do I want to beat him so much!

Suddenly, Chen Xiaowei remembered another thing, and he smiled even more obscenely, "Brother, you said that if you stick two fingers in the nostrils and turn them hard, can you turn people around?!"

At this moment, Yang Kang was in the mood to rape a corpse.

"Hey, did you report your resignation today?" In Yang Kang's eyes, the magazine where Chen Xiaowei works is a gossip institute where demons gather.Chen Xiaowei, who lacks IQ and eyesight, is simply a "clear stream" mixed in.

"When did I say I was going to resign?" Chen Xiaowei said, went up, and licked Yang Kang's Adam's apple.

In an instant, Yang Kang's body stiffened.

He changed his expression from harmless to aggressive, "I'm going to kiss you, good boy."

After finishing speaking, Yang Kang grabbed Chen Xiaowei's short hair and kissed him stickily.

Among all the people who knew Yang Kang and Chen Xiaowei, they all agreed that there must be an electric current of tens of thousands of volts between Yang Kang and Chen Xiaowei, and it would burn directly if touched casually.

As the violence intensified, Chen Xiaowei's clothes were stripped clean.

As for Yang Kang, the professor (beast) is already under the pressure, with his upper body bare.

Chen Xiaowei touched Yang Kang's chest, sliding it back and forth, and when he caught sight of it, his eyes changed.He leaned forward and kissed her, all the way down from the chest, and then up again.When the kiss reached Yang Kang's ear, a burst of phone ringing broke the upcoming 'battle'.

As a competent and well-liked professor, Yang Kang would never let his phone keep ringing and not answer it.

He patted Chen Xiaowei's butt, Chen Xiaowei got off the sofa a little upset, and brought Yang Kang his phone.

Dial directly and stick it to Yang Kang's ear.

"Hello, who is it?"

Yang Kang only spoke at the beginning, and then didn't speak again.Chen Xiaowei was very curious about who was on the other end of the phone.He stretched his neck and stuck it to the back of the phone to listen, but he didn't hear clearly.

At this time, Yang Kang flicked his forehead, and Chen Xiaowei immediately let out a cry of pain.

"Did you say it? After I finished speaking, I will hang up."

Yang Kang said the second sentence.He was really unfriendly, which is very rare.Chen Xiaowei's heart felt like being scratched by someone, he lifted Yang Kang's chin and turned to himself, and asked with his mouth: "Who is it?"

This look was so funny, Yang Kang went directly to him and kissed him on the mouth.

Chen Xiaowei immediately pursed his lips and laughed.

"I won't come, you don't have to call me again. I hope this is the last time we talk, and today is the last time we see each other."

After speaking, Yang Kang hung up the phone.

At this time, no matter how stupid the young man was, he understood who was calling? !

"Li Ming?!"

Chen Xiaowei immediately became unhappy. He held up his mobile phone and looked at the unfamiliar phone number on it, "Did he call you from a different number?"

"Yeah." Yang Kang nodded without saying anything.

Seeing Yang Kang like this, Chen Xiaowei felt even angrier.Of course, under normal circumstances, he was never a messy person.He raised Yang Kang's chin again, and asked with a serious expression, "Brother, can I call and brainwash him?"

Immediately, Yang Kang burst out laughing, "Block it."

"Then what should he do if he changes his number again?" Chen Xiaowei felt that this was a temporary solution rather than a permanent solution.

"I'll change the number."

"No, why?"

"What do you want?"

Yang Kang is also thick-skinned when he sees the naked person in front of him, he is not ashamed or ashamed.On the contrary, I felt distressed, sighed, and wrapped him in my arms, arms pressed against arms, thighs against thighs.

Chen Xiaowei, who was being hugged, was still reluctant, "I need to make it clear to him, yes, that's right, face to face and make it clear."

Yang Kang pressed his face and asked, "What are you going to say to him?"

"Tell him not to think of you." Chen Xiaowei opened his mouth and said this.

Yang Kang continued: "If someone says it's his business, you can't control it?!"

Suddenly, Chen Xiaowei couldn't catch up, he turned his head, looked at Yang Kang, thought for a while and said, "Then, then you are mine!"

This is the person who captured his heart.

Yang Kang smiled. He reached out and pulled out the phone from Chen Xiaowei and threw it away. He squeezed his cheek and said, "Hey, there's no need to talk about it. He's him, we're us. Who is he? , why did you go to him. To put it bluntly, he is nothing. Chen Xiaowei, you say you are not smart enough, you say you are simple. Once you get involved, you will not be able to get rid of him. Treat such People, just ignore it."

As soon as these words came out, Chen Xiaowei's eyes lit up.

Looking at the deformed face, he tilted his mouth and kissed it. After the kiss was over, he said, "Brother, this is the first time you have called me stupid and I still think you are right."

— This stupid fellow.

Yang Kang felt that his heart was going to be mushy by the big boy in front of him, he let go of Chen Xiaowei's hand, and turned to his thigh, "Tell me, you stupid dog learned that!" sweet Nothing?"

"Is this sweet talk?" Chen Xiaowei was startled, "I thought that with my IQ, I would never be able to say any third love words in my life other than I love you and I like you."

After finishing speaking, he quickly added another sentence, "Oh, and this sentence is my favorite. I know three and a half sentences in total."

Yang Kang, who was made to burst into laughter by Chen Xiaowei's move, couldn't control it anymore, raised his head and laughed loudly.

Seeing this, Chen Xiaowei rushed over to stop him from laughing, "Brother, I know you are laughing at me."

"Yeah." Yang Kang replied indifferently.

Suddenly, Chen Xiaowei felt that his glass heart was broken.

"elder brother……"

"But I like your stupidity." Yang Kang leaned back half of his body, laughing so hard that tears were about to burst out.

Chen Xiaowei was healed in an instant, "You really know what to do!"

After finishing speaking, he pushed over and pushed Yang Kang down on the sofa.He put his hands next to his ears, condescending, full of 'attacking the king'.

"Brother, you are so smart, it must be very tiring to find another smart one. So, it's better for me." Chen Xiaowei, who is not ashamed of being stupid at all, but insists on being stupid and cute, is really shameless.

Yang Kang nodded, agreeing.

Chen Xiaowei kissed Yang Kang's nose and eyes, and couldn't help muttering, "Brother, did Li Mingda have been interested in you since he was in college?"

"……Um."

Surprised, Chen Xiaowei grabbed Yang Kang's collar and asked, "Isn't he paired with your senior?"

"Hey, this doesn't prevent him from multitasking." Yang Kang pulled back his collar forcefully.

These words immediately reminded Chen Xiaowei of Li Xiaodong who is now single-minded.

Chen Xiaowei: "He sounds like a real jerk."

"Hey, I don't judge other people's views on love. But I have to say, I hate him very much."

This is the first time that Yang Kang hates a person so much.

Chen Xiaowei's performance was even more——

"Ouch! I like that you hate him."

Chen Xiaowei grabbed his collar again and kissed him forcefully.After the kiss was over, he suddenly remembered, "When I hated him before, why didn't you tell me that Li Ming's character was lacking?"

"...Because, I hope, your world is full of kindness."

In an instant, they looked at each other.

What is love?

If someone asks Chen Xiaowei, he will laugh into a ball of flowers and tell you: that is 100% good looks plus 1000% "Yang Kang".

Yang Kang would write in the setting sun: I love you like the spring breeze, the mountains are long and the water is wide.But he will never say I love you easily.However, Chen Xiaowei knew.

Yang Kang will also leave a message in his diary: I love you like the silent years and the four seasons of spring and autumn.But he will never say I love you easily.However, Chen Xiaowei knew.

--"I love you babe."

In the middle of the night, the happy people have fallen asleep.

Still, 'I' know.

☆, 17

When I went to work the next day, the atmosphere in the whole office was especially weird.

Chen Xiaowei sneaked up to his seat like a thief, sat down, and quietly leaned into Chen Xige's ear and asked, "What's wrong?"

"Princess Iron Fan has three dozen bone spirits coming."

Brother Chen Xi turned his head and whispered into Chen Xiaowei's ear, "The matter has exploded."

Well, Chen Xiaowei understood after what Chen Xige said, this is the original partner of Avatar coming to fight, right? !

Chen Xiaowei was puzzled, why did Princess Iron Fan choose such a day.

"Why did you come here suddenly? It's early in the morning, you must not be full!"

Brother Chen Xi rolled his eyes at Chen Xiaowei, "Didn't I tell you yesterday? Bone Essence fell in love with a diamond ring with added skills, hey, let me tell you, this diamond ring must have added anger points. This Avatar just bought it for Xiaosan , the original one exploded over there. This effect, tsk tsk, tastes like an atomic bomb!"

"Hey!" Chen Xiaowei elbowed the sarcastic brother Chen Xi away, "I don't understand, women are more comfortable, or what? I don't understand!"

"Hey, friends of women, you don't know this. Men like big breasts because of her ability to breastfeed. They like their buttocks to have a reason to give birth. They like long legs to run and hunt. This is driven by male animals. Yes! Who made Princess Iron Fan have short breasts, small buttocks and flat legs?!"

"Brother Chen Xi, you speak very viciously. Are you still alive?" Chen Xiaowei turned on the computer and glanced at Brother Chen Xi disdainfully.

"In this era, it doesn't matter whether you talk about the three views or not! The important thing is that the atmosphere is like this now. Men love beauty, and women love gold."

"Your words are interesting. According to what you say, it's true that I like beautiful people." In Chen Xiaowei's eyes, the most handsome man in the world is his husband.

Immediately, Brother Chen Xi laughed, "Then congratulations, Chen Xiaowei, I like a man's solid chest, which proves that you have got rid of the animal nature and become a real person!"

Chen Xiaowei immediately yelled, "Brother Chen Xi, what you said is good! You finally admit that you are not human!"

Brother Chen Xi, who just came to his senses, howled immediately, "It's over, what I said just now is over."

Seeing him like this, Chen Xiaowei laughed and didn't continue.

At this moment, the Bone Demon suddenly changed from his previous enchanting image, and rushed out of the Avatar's office with disheveled hair.The mutated Princess Iron Fan ran out from behind, yelling, "You shameless bitch! Shameless mistress, I can't spare you today..."

In the end, the Avatar who chased after him also had a bright face on his face. He grabbed Princess Iron Fan and yelled, "Can you stop being ashamed?"

"I am ashamed? What am I ashamed of? You are so shameless, what else can I lose?" Princess Iron Fan grabbed the arms in her hand and smashed the avatar fiercely, she was completely reckless. In the trouble, Avatar is a bit cautious, and seems a little powerless.

And the Bone Demon, who had been trying to get out of the door, was unfortunately stopped by the members of his original partner, Bangbang, who grabbed his hair and refused to let go.

Seeing Princess Iron Fan, she seized the opportunity and passed away. This posture was obviously intended to kill someone.

Chen Xiaowei, who has not enough brains and is constantly short-circuiting, rushed out and hugged the Iron Fan Princess when everyone was afraid of avoiding it. He was strong, holding the stunned Iron Fan Princess, and Chen Xiaowei rushed back. Editor's Office.As soon as he put Princess Iron Fan on the sofa, he turned around and closed the door, and then turned to Princess Iron Fan.

This is probably the first time Chen Xiaowei has seen the legendary financial manager of the magazine so closely.

"Sister Hong." The younger generation in the magazine called Princess Iron Fan that way, and Chen Xiaowei smiled and stood in front of her.Now his brain is in a loop, his whole face is flushed with embarrassment, he rubbed his hands and said with a smile, "I, my name is Chen Xiaowei, and I am a nail under the editor-in-chief. Well, I have been here for three years."

While speaking, Chen Xiaowei glanced at Sister Hong, bowed his waist, and gently moved his buttocks to the sofa next to her.

Sister Hong didn't say a word, she just looked at Chen Xiaowei with a cold face.

"Sister, why don't you listen to me?" Chen Xiaowei bite the bullet and said, "Well, I drank a bowl of poisonous chicken soup a few days ago, and it said, "Get married as late as possible, and get divorced as soon as possible." What? What do you mean?That is to say, there is an affair in the marriage, so there is no need to quarrel.To continue, it is also reluctant, in the end, it is not necessary to leave. "

After hearing this, Sister Hong snorted coldly, "Are you married? Or divorced?"

Chen Xiaowei shrank his neck, "I fell in love with someone and rushed to get married."

"How old?"

"28."

"I'm 48 this year." Sister Hong suddenly lowered her voice, a feeling of powerlessness appeared on her face, "We have a child who just started college this year."

"I've seen that kid of yours, and it's quite lovely."

"So, for the sake of my children, I can't divorce." Sister Hong shook her head with an expression of "you're still young".

Chen Xiaowei listened, thought for a while, raised his head, and looked at her, "I, I don't know if I should say it? But I thought about it, and decided to say it. Xiaolei knew what happened today, so he came to find The editor-in-chief quarreled a few times, and then I met him with an outside company, KFC. He was crying there, eating spicy chicken drumsticks with several packs of spicy ingredients on it. At that time, I just watched..."

As he spoke, Chen Xiaowei paused.

"He chatted with me a few times. He said that he was not worth it for you. He thought you were the greatest mother in the world. He said that you were beautiful, capable, and could cook. That was fine. He said that his father Scumbag, not good enough for you. But he is a son, he can’t tell you these things. I, I, I am indeed as you said, young and unmarried, so I have no right to tell you these things. By the way, I'm still a man. But, sister, it's because I'm a man that I thought, are you really not divorcing for the sake of your son or because you don't want to part with the marriage of more than 20 years? If it's really for the sake of your son, then your son wants you to divorce .If you are reluctant to get married, then you have to spend the rest of your life for decades."

Speaking of this, Sister Hong's eyes changed, and she stared at Chen Xiaowei intently.

Chen Xiaowei was a little embarrassed by her, so he could only lower his head, and said a closing sentence, "Sister, think about it carefully. Is it worth it for such a man?"

After speaking, Chen Xiaowei stood up, bowed ninety degrees, opened the door and went out.

After the door closed with a snap, Sister Hong slowly took out a cigarette from her bag. She didn't smoke, but watched it burn out bit by bit. Put it in the ashtray.

When this incident was just over, Chen Xiaowei also received an appreciative look from Avatar.

Until the next day, he called Chen Xiaowei into the office and handed him a dismissal letter.

Chen Xiaowei didn't expect things to come to this point. Holding the letter, he raised his head and asked Avatar, "Give me this, is it proof that you still love your wife and son?"

Avatar was stunned.

"I hope that when your son talks about you in the future, he won't be disappointed again."

After speaking, Chen Xiaowei turned around.

"Hey, you—"

Suddenly, Avatar called out to stop Chen Xiaowei.

Chen Xiaowei's heart tightened, thinking, could it be that Avatar was enlightened by him?Is this letter going to be taken back?Will he embark on the road of favored minister from now on?

"Don't see my son again. I'm impatient to see you."

Avatar shook his hands, obviously not waiting to see Chen Xiaowei.

Sure enough, only Chen Xiaowei could count on livestock.

When we arrived at the office and started to pack things, Brother Chen Xi was the first to notice something was wrong, and rushed over immediately, "Chen Xiaowei, what's wrong?"

Chen Xiaowei raised the dismissal letter in his hand and danced.

Brother Chen Xi's expression didn't change immediately, he took a look at the letter, scolded his mother, and went to the Avatar's office aggressively.

Fortunately, Chen Xiaowei reacted quickly and quickly stopped him, "Why are you going?"

"This guy is bullying you! I have to fuck him for you!" Although Chen Xige said that his brain is simple and lustful, he still knows how to write loyalty.

"Go away, you're all there. Work hard and don't get in my way."

Chen Xiaowei jokingly pushed Chen Xige back on his seat, and then buried himself in packing up.

Without saying goodbye to everyone, Chen Xiaowei walked out of the company building alone.

When he reached the door, he put the cardboard box on the edge of the flower bed, and sat on it by himself.There was disappointment on his face, but nothing more.He doesn't regret running out of his mind to take care of this matter. He is such a person, very simple, he will do whatever he thinks of.

He took out the phone and dialed the person in charge directly. As soon as he connected, Chen Xiaowei's voice hung up with grievances, "Brother, I've been fired."

Yang Kang was a little nervous when he heard it, "What's wrong?"

"As for what I told you yesterday, Avatar retaliated today."

Hearing this, Yang Kang felt relieved, "Hey, where are you now?"

"Beside the flower bed outside the company." Chen Xiaowei kicked his shoes, "Come and pick me up."

"Okay. You can sit next to KFC for a while."

"... Will you make up for the money?"

"repair."

"Okay, I'll go then. Hurry up, brother."

"Well, wait."

After hanging up the phone, Chen Xiaowei was very happy, and went to KFC with the cardboard box in his arms.

It only took Yang Kang 25 minutes to arrive at the door of KFC of Chen Xiaowei's company. As soon as he opened the door, he saw Chen Xiaowei who was eating.He put the car keys in his trouser pocket, smiled and shook his head and walked over.Seeing Chen Xiaowei's mouth full of hamburgers, he asked, "How many did you eat?"

Chen Xiaowei couldn't speak, so he could only raise one palm, which meant he had eaten five.

"Is it enough?" Yang Kang sat across from him and put his hands on the table.

Chen Xiaowei didn't chew any more, just puffed out his cheeks and looked at Yang Kang with big bright black eyes.He was like a frozen puppet, until Yang Kang suddenly reached out and touched his face, wow, Chen Xiaowei spat out the food in his mouth, and then burst into tears with aggrievedness.

Suddenly, everyone around was stunned.

Yang Kang didn't comfort him, and didn't say anything, he just picked up a tissue and handed it to his eyes, and wiped it off gently.

"Hi... hiccup... hiccup..."

Crying and crying, Chen Xiaowei suddenly hiccupped, and the hiccup was so fast that Chen Xiaowei had no time to cry anymore.

"Brother... hiccup... brother... hiccup... I... hiccup... need... water..."

Chen Xiaowei's hiccupping and begging for water is really hilarious. As soon as Yang Kang delivered the Coke, he raised his head and laughed.

Now, the two of them completely attracted everyone's attention.

One cried so loudly, the other couldn't stop laughing.

Chen Xiaowei, who obviously also felt that he was a bit attractive, got up, handed his cardboard box to Yang Kang, turned around and ran out by himself.

Yang Kang raised his eyebrows and followed with a good temper.

As soon as he went out, he saw Chen Xiaowei being held by an old man and whispering together.

"What are you doing?" Yang Kang walked over and asked.

"Brother, this is a fortune teller. He said that I have had bad luck recently and it is difficult to avoid debts." Chen Xiaowei withdrew his hand and nodded, "I think he is right."

Yang Kang snorted coldly, glanced at the fortune teller, and immediately, the fortune teller ran away.

"Brother, you are so lethal." Seeing the fortune teller running so fast, Chen Xiaowei was also stunned.

Yang Kang really felt that he should hang a collar on the guy in front of him, this is simply "letting go".

"Hey, how about I go make a circle for you?" Yang Kang couldn't help but say.

Chen Xiaowei didn't understand, "What circle?"

Yang Kang pointed to his neck.

Immediately, Chen Xiaowei's eyes almost popped out of his sockets, "Brother, you actually want to play sm?"

Then, before Yang Kang could explain, Chen Xiaowei leaned over excitedly, winked and said, "Do you want a whip or a candle?"

Yang Kang glanced at him, "Still in the mood to play?"

When Chen Xiaowei heard it, his face fell down, and he sighed, "I'm just talking about it."

Yang Kang stretched out his arms around his waist and walked towards the parking spot. On the way, neither of them said a word.

After waiting in the car for a long time, Chen Xiaowei lowered his head and asked softly, "Brother, am I really stupid?"

"Yeah." Yang Kang turned a corner.

Chen Xiaowei turned his head and asked again, "Brother, am I really stupid?"

Yang Kang directly heard the car to the side of the road, and pressed the emergency light.He turned his head, looked at Chen Xiaowei very seriously, and replied, "Yes. You are stupid."

"Ahhhh-"

Chen Xiaowei was furious, rushed over and bit Yang Kang's arm.Yang Kang didn't resist either, and let him bite.After a while, Yang Kang touched his head and said, "Okay, you know that you are stupid, now go home with my brother, and I will not despise you."

Said, Yang Kang bowed his head and kissed the top of his head, "Brother loves you."

After finishing speaking, Chen Xiaowei let go, and tears welled up in his eyes instantly.

☆, 18

Chen Xiaowei, who became a member of the unemployed army, tossed and turned and did not fall asleep that night.

He couldn't hide the matter in his heart, and felt uncomfortable.

But Yang Kang still has to go to work tomorrow, so he stayed with him until one o'clock in the morning before taking a break.

In the end, Chen Xiaowei didn't hold back anymore, put his face on Yang Kang's back, and muttered softly, "Brother, do you think this person is too boring now? Not only do you not blame yourself for doing something wrong, you also blame me!"

Yang Kang didn't say anything.

"I usually make small mistakes, so you can teach me that there is no room for small mistakes in big right and wrong. You said, did the Avatar family never hand over him? Let me say, he wants family affection and no family affection, but love If you don’t have love, you should let him enter the prison to feel the basic affection. Maybe, you will know family affection and love when you come out. Hahahaha...Hey, brother, am I a little bit hurt?"

Yang Kang seemed to have really fallen asleep.

"Actually, it's not that I can't figure it out. I'm not stupid, but I just feel aggrieved. Why? It's obviously not my fault... just because his hips are big! It's unreasonable to say that!" Chen Xiaowei said. He stretched out his index finger and poked Yang Kang's back.

"Brother, are you really asleep?" Chen Xiaowei raised his neck and leaned over to take a look, and asked in a low voice, "Then can I use the five hundred to buy a skateboard tomorrow?"

"you try--"

Suddenly, Yang Kang turned his head and gave Chen Xiaowei a cold look, then turned back.

Chen Xiaowei, who was so frightened, was taken aback for a moment, and then became angry. He threw his arms around Yang Kang's neck and yelled, "Why are you so bad!"

Yang Kang didn't say anything, just grabbed his hands and pushed him down, pressing his hands and feet.

Head to head, chest to chest, and really—sleep.

When he woke up the next day, Chen Xiaowei finally broke free from the shadow of being fired.

Thanks for his bed!

Thanks for his quilt!

Chen Xiaowei, who no longer had to get up early, yawned, and walked out of the bedroom on the ground, seeing Yang Kang who was changing shoes in the entrance, "Brother, let me cook tonight."

Yang Kang was stunned immediately, and then adjusted his glasses, "Wait for me to get back."

Chen Xiaowei didn't care either, shrugging his shoulders, "Okay."

Yang Kang changed his shoes, stomped his feet, pointed to the sunlight outside the window and said, "Good boy, the weather is fine today, take out the sofa cushions and quilt covers and pillowcases at home and wash them."

"!"

Chen Xiaowei, who was eating a burrito, almost choked, and looked at Yang Kang in disbelief, meaning: Say it again!I suspect I was hallucinating just now!

"Use laundry detergent first, then laundry detergent. Remember." Yang Kang twisted open the door and turned his head again, "Hey, if you want me to come back and see nothing hanging on the balcony, just wait with me."

That posture, that look, the whole image of a school head teacher.

Chen Xiaowei immediately nodded wildly.

Seeing Yang Kang, he gave a 'good' look and went out.

After breakfast, Chen Xiaowei seemed to regain his energy. After washing the dishes and chopsticks, he began to remove the sofa cover.

At this time, his phone rang.

Grab it and take a look, yeah, it's actually Li Siqi who I haven't seen for a long time.

Chen Xiaowei connected and said, "Hey, brother, why did you think of calling me?"

"I've fucking met a ghost!"

"What?" Chen Xiaowei stopped working as soon as he heard it, sat down on the sofa as soon as his butt fell, and asked with wide eyes, "What's going on?"

"Just Liu Xiangdong, you know?"

"I know, my brother is a friend."

"He's insane, he runs my channel all day long to brush money for me, is his brain sick?!"

Li Siqi's main job is an artist, and part-time is the anchor of a certain channel. He sings and manages snack advertisements at the same time.

Hearing this, Chen Xiaowei burst into laughter, "Didn't he like you?"

"Look at the goddammit! He's doing it for revenge!"

"How long has it been since your incident, it's not possible."

Li Siqi sneered twice, "Which man is big now?"

For some reason, Chen Xiaowei found it strange to hear this, but Chen Xiaowei didn't delve into it, so he said, "Since he pays you, you should be happy!"

"I'm so happy! Since he came, my little sisters and sisters all thought he was my partner. Fuck, I'm going to be a heartthrob, not a millionaire! Change my name every day to pay me, The choreography is getting more explicit every day, and I'm going to drive him crazy!"

...This is too cruel.Chen Xiaowei shrank his neck, not daring to speak out.

Li Siqi sighed twice, and said, "I won't be polite to that bastard Liu Xiangdong again! I'm making this call today just to get some air. After all, I'm a friend of yours, so I won't think it's my fault in the future."

"No, no, no. You should do it as soon as you have to, and you will never show mercy." Chen Xiaowei gloated at the incident.

"Okay." After Li Siqi finished speaking, there was no goodbye, so he hung up.

As usual, Chen Xiaowei spent so much time that he ended up hanging out with Li Xiaodong.

No, during this period of time Li Xiaodong was held tightly by someone, and Chen Xiaowei only saw him on Sunday.

"Your uncle, you can be regarded as seeing a living person."

Chen Xiaowei pushed Li Xiaodong away and walked to his house. The tax bureau was basking in the sun, and when he saw him, he wagged his tail as a greeting.Acted a little bit dispirited.

"What's wrong with my dog?" Chen Xiaowei walked over to have a look, "Could it be?"

"There's a fart, what can it do with a male?" Li Xiaodong returned to the sofa and sat down, "His official partner recently became in heat, and he runs around with a bitch every day."

"I see." Chen Xiaowei handed the tax bureau an expression of 'I understand you'.

Li Xiaodong saw, "Hey, are you here so free?"

"I've been unemployed for a fucking week!" Chen Xiaowei jumped in front of him and yelled.

"Unemployed? Why didn't I know?"

"What the hell do you know now besides Bingbing?"

"Hey, speaking of this, I'm still looking for you."

As soon as Chen Xiaowei heard this, he sat next to him, "I think I should find a counselor."

"Fuck you, uncle! Just your virtue?!" Li Xiaodong gave him a supercilious look.

"Then you still keep looking for me!" Chen Xiaowei objected.

"If I can talk about bad things with another person, who the hell is looking for you?!"

"Hey, hey, Li Xiaodong, you are crossing rivers and tearing down bridges, turning your face and denying people?!"

Li Xiaodong waved his hand, "Okay, okay, don't talk about those bastards. I'm upset right now."

"What's bothering you?"

"Bingbing said he was coming to my house."

"Oh, tired of hotel play!"

"You know what a fart!" Li Xiaodong was really annoyed, his words were full of anger, that is, Chen Xiaowei, if it was someone else, he would have jumped a long time ago.He twisted his mouth, "He wants to live with me, just like you and your head."

After a long time, Chen Xiaowei closed his stunned mouth, "Damn! This is ruthless! The number of paragraphs is high! My special mother admires him, no, I have to see him!"

Li Xiaodong directly elbowed Chen Xiaowei, "Can you speak well?"

"Why don't you talk well? How wonderful this is! Why are you so upset?"

"Hey, do you really not understand or are you pretending not to understand?" Li Xiaodong twisted his body and faced Chen Xiaowei, with clear meaning in his eyes: this Bingbing is not the one in his heart.

Seeing this, Chen Xiaowei snorted coldly, "Li Xiaodong, if you are really careless, why are you bothered?"

"I'm just annoyed... um, to reject him tactfully?"

"Do you think it's possible for you two to reject him?" Chen Xiaowei rolled his eyelids.

When Li Xiaodong heard it, he clapped his hands together, "That's what I fucking mean!"

Chen Xiaowei pouted, "You are getting more and more shameless."

"Can you speak well? Don't fucking attack me personally!"

Chen Xiaowei didn't want to see Li Xiaodong immediately, stood up and said, "Forget it, you won't know that you are a big fool until you die in the future!"

After speaking, Chen Xiaowei walked out.

Li Xiao suddenly came out