sweet love again
Chapter 3 (4)
You, there is always someone who can deal with you. "
The long-time bad friends have a lot of trouble with each other. When Li Xiaodong said this, Chen Xiaowei immediately showed weakness: "Don't, brother, don't, let's talk about it, talk about it."
Immediately pushing Li Xiaodong back to the sofa, Chen Xiaowei twitched and accused: "You are affecting the feelings of the revolution."
"The love is gone, what do you need these foolish people for?" Li Xiaodong raised his head.
"Come on, you're taking advantage of the cheap and acting like a good boy. You're so pissed off. The little boy didn't make any fuss when he slept with you. What are you doing?" Chen Xiaowei patted the back of Li Xiaodong's head, seriously Bajing said: "If you really don't have any thoughts, just pretend that you had a dream yesterday. What should you do? If you like your little bitch, go ahead. Do you really think that a 30-year-old virgin is very honorable? Can you add points?"
Li Xiaodong immediately replied: "Don't you all like men to keep themselves clean?"
"Then how about this, I'll give you a knife, can you go and cut that thing off?" After finishing speaking, Chen Xiaowei still looked very dissatisfied.
Li Xiaodong was completely speechless, he shook his head and said, "I'm fucking annoying, do you know that?"
"Let him be strong if he is strong, let him be weak if he is weak."
"What do you mean?"
"Let it be." Chen Xiaowei was actually even more speechless, and could only throw out such a non-constructive sentence with his hands open.
"Is there any difference between what the hell you said and what you didn't say?"
Chen Xiaowei: "You can't listen to what I've said, so what can I do? Didn't I fuck you?"
"Try it." After speaking, Li Xiaodong pointed in the direction of the study.
Yang Kang quietly went to the study room after washing the dishes.
Chen Xiaowei paused, then asked again: "Have you seen the concert?"
"...what do you say?"
"Nowadays people, when watching a concert, the focus of concern is whether they sing well, whether they are out of tune, how many seconds they can last in one breath, whether the timing of entering the song is accurate, whether they have reached the CD standard... well, you Do you understand me?"
Li Xiaodong shook his head, not understanding.
"That's right, that's what it means to date a man. You're good enough, it's fine. You just use yesterday as a technical practice, for your better future. Thinking this way, doesn't it make you feel a lot easier?"
"...What do you mean, I still want to practice with him?"
"--Um."
☆, 11
After seeing off Li Xiaodong with a determined (confused?) face, Chen Xiaowei knocked on Yang Kang's study door wagging his buttocks.
Yang Kang, who pushed the mahjong game, was working on a project. Seeing Chen Xiaowei's small appearance, he was distracted.After saving the file, I turned off the computer.
"Come here." Yang Kang beckoned, calling for a large dog from the house.
The fat butt that was so cute fell on Yang Kang's lap, and he held Yang Kang's face with both hands and looked back and forth.This is like the big dog suddenly seeing a rib and looking left and right, satisfied is satisfied, really don't know what to say!When he couldn't take it anymore, he grabbed Yang Kang's right hand and bit it hard.
After leaving a tooth mark and wiping his saliva, Chen Xiaowei was stunned instantly, "This chapter is beautifully written!"
"Hey,... are you in debt?" Yang Kang looked at the tooth marks on his right hand, and there was a hint of danger in his eyes.
Chen Xiaowei didn't care about it either, just twisted his head and said complacently while twisting, "Every time I see Li Xiaodong, I feel that I must have saved the entire galaxy in my previous life, and I can only meet you in this life."
"Well, that sounds good, go ahead."
Chen Xiaowei received the praise, and hurried to make persistent efforts: "Brother, the person I love the most in this world is you."
As he said that, he rushed over and gnawed Yang Kang's mouth.
Yang Kang laughed immediately, "Every time I say a few words to you, I slam the door and leave. I really want to bite you to death."
Hearing this, Chen Xiaowei's buttocks tightened, and he wanted to move.
Yang Kang patted his ass, and continued: "But who made you the person I love the most in this world? Kill you, I'll find you there again?"
As he spoke, Yang Kang touched Chen Xiaowei's face.
Yang Kang had never imagined this kind of obscenity in the past few decades, but he happened to meet a lover whose brain capacity was different from ordinary people.Yang Kang, who has just turned 35, is already married and has children. Those who know him know that he has a partner.
It is not a new thing for college students to get married, and Yang Kang has heard it several times.The young man has a flamboyant personality, always taking the opportunity to ask him if he is single?Is there an object?What are you looking for?Can you lift the object out?
In this case, Yang Kang was asked when he first entered the university, but he was all irritated at the time.Until a not-so-good time, he confirmed his sexuality.During that time, it was the most confused time in his life.He met a lot of people, all kinds of people, but he never took a step.At that time, the senior who led him into the circle joked: Yang Kang, hero Yang, you don’t have a first-night complex.
Yang Kang didn't deny it, it was a tacit agreement.
After the confusion, Yang Kang returned, and he was still a good student with excellent character and learning.He no longer puts his attention on emotion, and concentrates on academics.After completing the master's and doctoral exams, he finally stayed at his alma mater.It was so easy to walk all the way, and no one would not envy Yang Kang, who is less than thirty, for such a deed.
At the same time, no one thought that he would be a comrade.
The higher the moral image society gave him, the more Yang Kang felt as if he was being roasted by a fire.Not uncomfortable, just uncomfortable.The life was too peaceful, like stagnant water, but Yang Kang never fell because of this and looked for another way.
And at this moment, Yang Kang met Chen Xiaowei.
He liked his looks, at first glance.Not a burly figure, but his skin is like butter, which is the result of often running in the sun.Only a pair of eyes are big and bright, and a smile is even more likable.
I don't know when he started to pay attention to it, but when he was eating, he casually sat next to him, and Yang Kang found that this boy who was so special in his heart was really getting cuter and cuter.
He can take what others say, he runs the fastest when he is cooking, and he will do anything for chicken legs and ribs.And those cheating methods, Yang Kang wanted to lift him up and give his ass twice after hearing it.
Really naughty!
Yang Kang couldn't tell who seduced whom.
They didn't know what started talking, and the more they chatted, the closer they got, and the more they chatted, the happier they were.
This feeling is much better than going to those gay bars.
Yang Kang was enjoying it while suppressing it, until Chen Xiaowei got into his dormitory before he left and returned to the school.At that time, Yang Kang lived in a temporary dormitory, which was not beautiful, only a clean bed.As soon as Chen Xiaowei entered, the two of them looked at each other for a long time without speaking.It wasn't until Chen Xiaowei squatted down to untie his pants that Yang Kang regained his senses and grabbed his hand.
Yang Kang didn't make a sound, just grabbed it.Instead, Chen Xiaowei's hoarse voice sounded, "Teacher, you are hard."
This is really a test for a man.
No, it's two men.
Yang Kang clearly felt this, he was really hard, so hard that he was about to explode.That shape was really terrifying, and it directly made the boy on the opposite side tremble.Seeing this, Yang Kang said, "Look at me."
This sound is very similar to the tone and tone of teaching in class.
Too serious.
Chen Xiaowei, a good student, raised his head and looked at Yang Kang.He squatted down and straightened his head so that he could meet Yang Kang who was standing by the door.The chemical reaction that happened between them made Yang Kang lose his way in an instant.
Yes, it is Yang Kang.
He pulled Chen Xiaowei up and threw him onto the big bed, jumped on it, kissed and touched her.Even with no experience, Chen Xiaowei's natural skills made him feel it, humming and screaming non-stop.
It wasn't until Yang Kang entered that Chen Xiaowei hugged him tightly.
Didn't say it hurts, just hugged hard.
Every man is born a liar in bed.
Yang Kang kept coaxing: Be good, bear it, bear it, you will feel pleasure later.
Coaxing, kissing, Chen Xiaowei could only grit his teeth and hold back.
At the end of the first time, the unavoidable Yang Kang hugged Chen Xiaowei and immediately asked, "Are you comfortable?"
Chen Xiaowei moved, feeling a strange feeling: "Why... did you get it inside?"
As he said that, Chen Xiaowei's face collapsed, "I told you to stop, why can't you hear me?!"
This kind of thing can still stop, can it still be a man?Yang Kang didn't say this, he just patted Chen Xiaowei and coaxed: "I will remember next time."
Then, he reached out and touched Chen Xiaowei's stomach, "I couldn't control it for a while, it's not good to leave this thing in your stomach, I'll get it for you."
After speaking, Yang Kang got up and looked for clothes to put on.
Chen Xiaowei stopped him immediately: "Hey, what are you doing?"
"I'm going out to get some water."
The dormitory where Yang Kang lives does not have a separate bathroom. There are only a few washrooms at the end of the row, where it is convenient to wash your face and brush your teeth, and do laundry.
Chen Xiaowei grabbed Yang Kang, "Don't!"
"It's not good to keep it." Yang Kang patted Chen Xiaowei's hand and began to put on his clothes.
"Hey, I said, no need!" Chen Xiaowei grabbed Yang Kang's hand again, and he stared at him, both of them were naked, and when he looked at him, he blushed, "You'd better hug me if you have to work hard." Later."
After speaking, Chen Xiaowei lowered his head, "Tomorrow, you will leave."
Between Chen Xiaowei and Yang Kang, everyone thought that Chen Xiaowei was the lucky one who was used to being pampered.But they didn't know that Chen Xiaowei knew Yang Kang even more.His love and devotion are too simple, as simple as 'I am yours, you are mine'.
Yang Kang threw away his clothes and slept with him until dawn.
The next day, as soon as he left, Chen Xiaowei had diarrhea all afternoon.
And at night, Yang Kang knocked on Chen Xiaowei's bedroom door.
In this way, along the way, Chen Xiaowei graduated and started working again.This age should be the most affected by the outside world, people around are ready to move, and all this, Yang Kang has never had the slightest worry.
He believed in him, and there was nothing wrong with that.Between them, it is worthy of such trust.
This is also the place where everyone envies and envies.
Chen Xiaowei couldn't hide his thoughts at all, he still remembered to tell all the stupid things Li Xiaodong did after being pinched.The more he talked, the more excited he became, and he actually said what Lin Xiao said when he sent him back yesterday as a joke.
"Tsk, what do you mean, steal a watermelon and also steal a person's heart?" Yang Kang immediately smiled.
Chen Xiaowei's heart skipped a beat, "Brother, don't, don't, don't tell this joke. If Li Xiaodong finds out, I will definitely be torn apart by him. Brother, you don't want to either. So, keep it a secret ,ah?"
"Are you very nervous?" Seeing this, Yang Kang pinched Chen Xiaowei's ass fiercely, "If you really recruit him for me, if I don't make a move, the neighbor next door will kill you."
"No, brother, I really didn't recruit him. You—you—" Chen Xiaowei didn't care about the pain in his butt, so he opened his mouth and howled, but after thinking about it for a long time, he didn't know how to say, "Oh, I met you oh!"
"Yo, even the dialect has popped up." Yang Kang laughed immediately.
"..." No matter how strong he is in fighting outside, Chen Xiaowei will always be the target of bullying and oppression when he returns home.But he couldn't resist all kinds of bullying, and most of the holes he dug himself.
The number of times the two quarreled can be counted on the fingers, and it was often Yang Kang who said he was so angry that he slammed the door and ran out.The place where he runs out is also a heart, and he always goes to Yang Kang's parents' house.This 'mother-in-law''s house has become Chen Xiaowei's natal family. As soon as he goes back, Yang Kang will be scolded by his parents one or two phone calls before he has time to sort out his mood.
And it was only when Yang Kang received the phone call for the first time that he knew that his parents, who were intellectuals, scolded people so tactfully that it was impossible to refute.After repeated bombardment, Yang Kang couldn't speak at all, so he could only drive his own car to pick up the "good boy who was wronged when he was clearly innocent" home.
At that time, Yang Kang's desire to fuck him to death was always the strongest.
Later, when Yang Kang saw Chen Xiaowei go to open the door, it was as if some additional skill had been activated, and he rushed directly to grab him in his arms, knead and bully him in all kinds of ways, and he coaxed him nicely when he was done.
It's really... being forced to do nothing.
Yang Kang, who repeatedly promised to keep this matter secret, got more benefits from Chen Xiaowei in return, and laughed like a fox, watching Chen Xiaowei shrink his neck like a turtle.
"Brother, you laughed so hard that my hairs stood on end." As he spoke, Chen Xiaowei raised his arms and put them in front of Yang Kang, motioning him to take a quick look.
Yang Kang also lowered his head and took a closer look, "The fine hair is well developed."
"...I am better developed in other places. Do you want to see? Teacher." Chen Xiaowei suddenly changed his expression, and smiled like a villain, and took Yang Kang's hand to feel under himself.
As soon as Yang Kang touched it, Chen Xiaowei came to feel it. Yang Kang shook his head and sighed: "You only need to feed some feed to raise pigs. To raise a lover, besides food, you also need to be fed with nutrient solution at all times. It is expensive and laborious."
After finishing speaking, without waiting for Chen Xiaowei to protest, he lowered his head and kissed his lips, but was dodged unexpectedly, Yang Kang did not give up, pinched Chen Xiaowei's chin and reached for his lips.
Chen Xiaowei, who was almost unconscious after being kissed, finally hugged Yang Kang and whispered: "...I love you."
☆, 12
Black Monday is Chen Xiaowei's eternal pain.
Chen Xiaowei, who had exhausted all kinds of stupid tricks, still failed to win in the end.
While drinking porridge, Chen Xiaowei asked Yang Kang who was facing him with drooping eyelids that he couldn't open no matter how hard he tried, "Brother, you can support me, I don't want to go to work anymore."
"Yeah. Let's get the resignation report today." Yang Kang was very good-tempered, and fried the meat residue into the steamed bun and handed it to Chen Xiaowei's mouth, "Open your mouth and eat."
Chen Xiaowei took a bite of most of it, and muttered while chewing, "Your attitude is really disgusting."
As he said that, he grabbed the steamed bun in Yang Kang's hand and ate it by himself, holding the bowl, and after two or three mouthfuls of the porridge, he became anxious, "Oh no! I'm going to be late! Brother, why don't you Wake me up early?"
Chen Xiaowei, who had been lying in bed for 10 minutes, made Yang Kang speechless because of his questioning, so he just stepped forward and handed over the packed backpack, "I put 500 yuan in your wallet, and I have a chance to meet Lin Xiao remember to return the money to him."
500 dollars? !
money? !
Chen Xiaowei directly filtered out the second half of Yang Kang's sentence, only paying attention to the first half, and was immediately overwhelmed with excitement, rushed over and slapped Yang Kang, "Really, brother, I love you to death, I can have no water and air, but I can't live without you .”
After some shameless sweet talk, Chen Xiaowei blew another kiss and jumped out the door.
As soon as he went out, he ran into Li Xiaodong who was about to take the tax bureau out to take a shit.
Chen Xiaowei dismissed him, disgusted, "You are more punctual than clocking in at work."
"For someone like you who is often late and hasn't been fired yet, I would like to light a candle for your company in my heart." Li Xiaodong babbled and threw himself at Chen Xiaowei's tax bureau.
Chen Xiaowei, who had breakfast just now, smelled like food. Of course, the main reason was that basically every time he met the tax bureau, he could get rations from him.This kind of revolutionary feeling needs a 'love hug'.
Chen Xiaowei didn't pay attention to Li Xiaodong, just squatted down, grabbed the front two legs of the tax bureau, and looked at it, "Tsk tsk, this belly is almost as big as the guy who is about to give birth outside. Hey, I said Li Xiaodong, you Don't plan to lose weight or fat for it! If you get fatter, even if you give it a wife, it will be crushed to death by it."
"Bah, bah, bah... Who told you that my dog is looking for a wife?" Li Xiaodong kicked Chen Xiaowei in a gesture, and seeing Chen Xiaowei who dodged the attack stood up, he scolded again: "The CP of the tax bureau is the first brother of the urban management, you Don't make a mess of matching?"
"Brother Chengguan?" Chen Xiaowei swore he had never heard of this person.
"A patrol dog from the Armed Urban Management Brigade." Li Xiaodong shrugged, "A male native dog weighing sixty pounds."
"...Sorry, did I hear you wrong?"
"The tax office can't move its feet when it sees it, and every time it looks like a fool, it will be on all fours."
Immediately, Chen Xiaowei smiled, "OK, I believe it. You are like this, aren't you? Every time I see your little bitch, all three legs stand up."
"Chen Xiaowei—I warn you again, that's my little sun."
"So you admit that you get erect like a pervert every time, right?" As he said, Chen Xiaowei winked at Li Xiaodong.
Li Xiaodong, who was obviously so attacked by Chen Xiaowei that he couldn't fight back, opened his mouth to try to explain, but he couldn't say anything.He pulled the tax bureau back to his feet, and pointed at Chen Xiaowei: "I'm a fucking pervert when I see the person I love don't lift up?!"
After yelling, the furious Li Xiaodong and his dog walked out of the elevator.
And the cheap Chen Xiaowei was still talking sarcasticly behind, "Then if you have the ability, you can do it! Just fucking beep... oh, seven years?! Another year, eight years of resistance war have been won! You were a big baby golden virgin before! Li Xiaodong——I am so proud of you! Really, you are the most hypocritical pervert I have ever seen!"
Li Xiaodong stopped at the door of the unit, and became angry from embarrassment: "You know chicken X! There is still one year before the eight-year war of resistance!"
"Really?" Chen Xiaowei ran to Li Xiaodong and patted him on the shoulder vigorously, "Do you know how many years it took for the black people to be liberated?"
"How many years?"
"Don't you know? Racism still exists."
After finishing speaking, Chen Xiaowei squatted down again and hugged the tax office before running out.
Li Xiaodong, who stayed at the door, tried his best to recall Chen Xiaowei's words, so long——
"I fuck-"
In fact, many times Chen Xiaowei is unwilling to wait for the bus at the door of his house.
The main reason is that the uncle who sells breakfast has a black... puppy.
That's right, only two slap-sized puppies.
It just looks—very sinister.
It always barks at every customer who takes care of the early shop, no matter how you treat it, it still maintains its own unique style.
On this point, Chen Xiaowei wanted to ask Uncle Zao more than once how much he loves this little black dog? !
Also, why can't its virtue be changed? !
For every customer who pretended to be calm and faced Xiao Hei, they finally found out: a vicious dog is a vicious dog, and it will bark at you if you buy its breakfast or not.
——Then why should I take care of this business? !This is the howling of all the descendants who have been barked by Xiao Hei.
When he arrived at the company, Chen Xiaowei was unexpectedly not late.
Oh, it's worth a day of fun.
As soon as he sat down, Chen Xi glared at the stool and slid to his side: "You seem to be in a good mood?"
"I am happy every day."
"That's great, unlike me, Li Ming's incident is over."
Chen Xiaowei instantly raised his head to look at Brother Chen Xi, "What do you want to ask?"
"...Your man looks pretty good." After saying that, Brother Chen Xi cracked a smile.
With a "snap", Chen Xiaowei punched Chen Xige in the chest, "Sight."
"An opponent who was excellent in all aspects of morality, intelligence, physique, art and labor is gone! I'm proud of you, you did a great job, brother." Brother Chen Xi said with a wicked smile next to Chen Xiaowei.
"Isn't it two?"
"...I have to get to work."
After speaking, Brother Chen Xi returned to his seat.
The atmosphere in the office today is not very good, and Bone Demon looks in a very bad mood.
In the morning meeting, I made a list of all the major events in the current circle.Chen Xige and Chen Xiaowei were ordered to form a team with the goal of finding out the truth behind Li Ming's divorce.
Brother Chen Xi couldn't believe that they would be so 'lucky', and couldn't help turning his head and said to Chen Xiaowei: "Is Avatar the wrong drug? It actually made us hand over something that was expected in a week."
Chen Xiaowei didn't answer, but just pointed at Bone Demon with the pen in his hand.
"I heard that Bone Demon wants Avatar to buy her a diamond ring, but Avatar doesn't want to buy it. I really don't know if those things add attack or intelligence attributes to women, making them stare like idiots." Chen Xige endured He couldn't help muttering, "However, I'm sure it will definitely fill up the anger value of the woman."
"Idiots like men playing games?" Chen Xiaowei countered for the majority of female compatriots.
"Hey, you're a man."
"My mother is a woman." Chen Xiaowei picked things up, "And my grandmother, my primary school class teacher, and of course, my favorite college English teacher is also a woman."
"...friend of women?"
Chen Xiaowei nodded, "That's right."
"Sorry, I never knew." Brother Chen Xi apologized seriously, then put his arms around Chen Xiaowei's neck and asked, "Then I'll ask you to introduce some girls to me. Are you poor?"
"...My date is not a woman." Chen Xiaowei pulled Chen Xige's neck away, and said very thoughtfully: "I can introduce you to a boyfriend, do you want it?"
Brother Chen Xi didn't dare to answer, but returned to his seat in embarrassment, waited for a while before tilting his head, "Does it look good?"
Chen Xiaowei, who was obviously startled, widened his eyes and looked at Brother Chen Xi several times before replying tremblingly, "Well, of course, of course it looks good."
"I don't want to look good." Brother Chen Xi retracted his head, "I still like breasts."
So the key is the chest? !
Is it not about gender at all? !
Chen Xiaowei seemed to have heard something strange.
Then, Brother Chen Xi leaned closer to Chen Xiaowei again, "I guess it's probably because of the bonus that Avatar will go crazy. With the bonus, he can take care of both sides. You know, if the bone spirit asks for a diamond ring, the family member will definitely not be soft."
"I really don't understand why you have to make yourself suffer like this? Two women, that's different from having an atomic bomb and a hydrogen bomb next to you?" Chen Xiaowei couldn't help feeling emotional.
Chen Xige: "Hey, Women's Friend."
Chen Xiaowei immediately raised his hands: "I swear I didn't show any disrespect to women."
"Chen Xiaowei." Suddenly, Brother Chen Xi lowered his voice and called him.
"what?"
"Have you... ever talked to a girlfriend?"
Chen Xiaowei was taken aback for a moment, then shook his head, "No."
"intrinsic?"
"do not know."
Brother Chen Xi got excited, "I don't know? You don't know?! I mean, do you want to try? Maybe when you know how good a woman is, you-"
"But the person I love is a man." Chen Xiaowei interrupted him.
"Oh, sorry."
"Except for him, I can't stand on my third foot at all."
As if stunned by Chen Xiaowei's words, Brother Chen Xi tightened his neck, "Is there such a thing?"
For Chen Xige, who is always smart-insane, it is simply a fantasy to be hard on one person.
"You really should try a serious relationship." Chen Xiaowei pushed Chen Xige away.
"That's not my style."
"Hmm, I know, your style is a walking X love machine."
"Oh, I like this name! Chen Xiaowei, you are a genius! I have to change my signature to this! God, it will definitely make them blind!"
After finishing speaking, Brother Chen Xi rushed back to his computer.
"You're welcome." Chen Xiaowei replied without looking back.
☆, [-]
After lunch, Chen Xige decided to combine with Chen Xiaowei to form a combination of 'Cream Sandwich'.
Chen Xiaowei was puzzled: "Why is it a cream sandwich?"
"Because we are sweet~" Chen Xige held his chin and fell into self-appreciation.
——Why do I want to spit on him? !
Chen Xiaowei bit his lip and gave him a hateful look.
"I got the news that Li Ming is filming an online drama recently, it's called... what is it called?!"
Chen Xiaowei rolled his eyes: ""Alien Beasts from the Milky Way"."
"Oh, I like this name! What star rating is it? Is there a requirement that people under the age of 25 can't watch it?" Chen Xige, who was driving a car, winked at Chen Xiaowei and smiled extravagantly.
"Why 25 years old?"
"I just passed my 25th birthday!" While speaking, Brother Chen Xi turned his head shyly.
"...No, you were celebrating your 30th birthday when I first joined the company?!" Chen Xiaowei suddenly remembered this, turned around and glared at Brother Chen Xi, "You are so shameless."
Brother Chen Xi-(¬_¬): "I didn't know you have such a good memory!"
"There are too many shameless people in this world. If I don't grow my brains, I'm afraid I will be sold out every now and then." Chen Xiaowei shook his head proudly.
——Why does this sound a bit strange? !Brother Chen Xi thought.
After the two chatted all the way, they finally arrived at the set of "Alien Beasts" before two o'clock.
Seeing that the battle was still going on like that, Brother Chen Xi hissed loudly: "I really didn't expect it, it's kind of going on."
"If it's true, we won't be able to get in." Chen Xiaowei didn't give him any face.
"That's true." Thinking of this, Brother Chen Xi nodded in agreement.
Soon they found Li Ming, who was playing with Lin Xiao.
As the second villain, Li Ming treats Lin Xiao, the leading actor in the film, like a hungry dog seeing a meaty bone.
As soon as Chen Xiaowei walked in, he heard Li Ming shouting at the director: "Director Zhang, can you not kiss?"
"What the hell are you doing if you don't kiss?!" The director was not polite at all, and yelled back, scratching his neck.
At that time, Chen Xiaowei saw Lin Xiao bowed his head, but Li Ming smiled with his mouth crooked.
--damn thing.Chen Xiaowei took a sip.
Chen Xiaowei looked around for a while, but he didn't see Li Xiaodong.It stands to reason that this does not make sense at all.Where the little girl was, there was no such thing as Li Xiaodong, Chen Xiaowei thought, could it be that he was stimulated by what he said in the morning? !
In a blink of an eye, Li Ming and Lin Xiao officially started filming.
Li Ming excitedly smashed the ashtray on the table, Lin Xiao was frightened immediately, like a trapped little rabbit, huddled pitifully by the coffee table and cried: "No, please!" , don’t do this, let me go!”
"Be careful, baby, come here, come here and let me have a good time. Huh?!"
After speaking, Li Ming rushed over and hugged Lin Xiao.Then she covered his cheek with one head, held his chin and kissed him desperately.Because of Lin Xiao dodging, he missed all those kisses.Seeing this, Li Ming became more energetic and became more vicious. He squeezed Lin Xiao's chin and kissed his lips.He sucked the corner of his mouth so hard that Lin Xiao's kissed mouth was numb.
Standing far away, Chen Xiaowei could see the pain on Lin Xiao's face.
If this is filming, it's really -- realistic.
Li Ming's methods came quickly and accurately, kissing and touching at the same time, from Lin Xiao's back to his waist to his upturned butt, he didn't let go.
"It's really Li Minglai." Suddenly, the person next to Chen Xiaowei said a word.
Chen Xiaowei continued in his mind: A guy who takes advantage of others.
The fierceness between Li Ming and Lin Xiao had evolved to the point where Lin Xiao was pressed hard on the sofa.
His slender legs kicked desperately against the coffee table in front of him, and the ashtray, lighter and other sundries on the coffee table made clanking sounds.Or it fell to the ground, or the sound of hitting the coffee table.
The director looked satisfied, and let the camera focus on Lin Xiao's legs and his painful side.
Li Ming had already straightened half of his body and began to pick up his belt. This posture made Chen Xiaowei nervous.
Really good cabbage is going to give pigs? !
Oh shit!When filming with the leading actor, he would act naked as a substitute, but the villain No. [-] actually appeared on stage in person.
——Chen Xiaowei refused to accept it.
"Lucky~" Suddenly, Lin Xiao raised his neck and shouted heart-piercingly.
In the blink of an eye, a walking hormone with nine heads and a body appeared.
- Damn!Li Xiaodong has grown up playing so much, he actually found someone like this to be the No. 1!Chen Xiaowei was shocked, this is completely different from Li Xiaodong's image!
Jiutoushen is not an ordinary person at first glance, with half-drooped eyelids, and the blue eyes are particularly attractive.
——Who the hell is the alien beast?Isn't it Lin Xiao?Why do I look more like this guy in front of me? !Chen Xiaowei was completely confused.
"Lucky!" As soon as he saw Nine Heads, Lin Xiao stretched out his hands towards him, and tears rolled down his eyes in an instant.
The next moment, Li Ming, who had already unbuckled his belt buckle, was thrown into a corner by Jiutou body when he lifted his collar and flicked it.
oh! ! !
Chen Xiaowei bit his lip and held back his laughter.He gave Jiutousan a thumbs up in his heart: Good guy.
Afterwards, it was a warm moment when the Nine-headed Lucky of the pseudo-alien species and the real Earthman and Lin Xiao, the real-alien species of the pseudo-earth species, expressed their feelings to each other.
This is different from what Li Xiaodong wrote, Chen Xiaowei frowned in confusion.
He remembered that in Li Xiaodong's novel, No. 1 was an alien species based on himself and came to the earth. His speed, physique, and strength that were different from ordinary people made him the heartthrob among the heartthrobs.
And among all the colorful things, he fell in love with the little sun of the earth (little sissy).Just when the two were ambiguous, villain No. [-], a professor of extraterrestrial research and villain No. [-], appeared to make trouble for the investment boss of the research institute who had always had bad intentions for Xiao Yang (Xiao Niangpao).
Of course, at the end of the story, the alien species wiped out all the villains with its own wisdom and strength, and lived happily with its own little 0.
With such a plot, it was really shameless for Chen Xiaowei to pass the sentence "no shame, no shame" to Li Xiaodong at that time.
But now, the web drama produced is far from the original novel.
Unable to hold back, Chen Xiaowei took out his phone and sent a WeChat message to Li Xiaodong.
At this time, Brother Chen Xi leaned over, "You just stand there in a daze, why are we following you?"
"Didn't you come in first and stand there?" Chen Xiaowei raised his head and gave a blank look.
"Forget it, let's squat somewhere else." Brother Chen Xi didn't care, and pulled Chen Xiaowei to the corner.
For sneaking and sneaking, the performance of the two is too ostentatious.
After a while, Li Ming walked towards Chen Xiaowei, smiling like a spring breeze, "Xiao Chen, we meet again."
Chen Xiaowei turned his head and pretended not to hear.
But Brother Chen Xi immediately turned on his face, and went up to hold Li Ming's hand, "Mr. Li, we are really destined. We just met a few days ago, and we met again today. I have been thinking about the conversation with Mr. Li for the past few days. You are really a cultured person. Every sentence has a deep meaning, and the more I think about it, the more I admire it. Otherwise, Teacher Li, how about letting me treat you to dinner after you finish your shift?"
Li Ming held Chen Xige's hand, and didn't reply in time, his eyes drifted to Chen Xiaowei, his meaning was clear.
Seeing this, Chen Xige elbowed Chen Xiaowei hard, "Xiaowei, Xiaowei."
Only then did Chen Xiaowei turn his head impatiently, "What are you doing?"
"Teacher Li is here." Brother Chen Xi squeezed his eyes.
Looking back at Li Ming, I have to admit that Li Ming is really a beast.This shiny black hair, shiny black diamond earrings, and attractive collarbone exposed, no matter how you look at it, how delicious it is.
- so fucking coquettish.
Chen Xiaowei puffed up his right cheek and muttered, "Mr. Li's role as this shameless person is really appropriate, it's too consistent with your usual style."
(⊙-⊙)→Chen Xige was completely shocked.
Li Ming didn't seem to understand, and he was still very friendly, "In order to make a character deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, it's normal to substitute a little. After listening to Xiao Chen's words, I feel that my efforts have not been in vain."
Chen Xiaowei pursed his lips and responded with a smile: "I don't know if it's in vain, but if you want to wash away the image you worked so hard on before, I know it must be useless."
"Whether there is a play or not may depend on ourselves." Li Ming was very complacent, "Just like this play
The long-time bad friends have a lot of trouble with each other. When Li Xiaodong said this, Chen Xiaowei immediately showed weakness: "Don't, brother, don't, let's talk about it, talk about it."
Immediately pushing Li Xiaodong back to the sofa, Chen Xiaowei twitched and accused: "You are affecting the feelings of the revolution."
"The love is gone, what do you need these foolish people for?" Li Xiaodong raised his head.
"Come on, you're taking advantage of the cheap and acting like a good boy. You're so pissed off. The little boy didn't make any fuss when he slept with you. What are you doing?" Chen Xiaowei patted the back of Li Xiaodong's head, seriously Bajing said: "If you really don't have any thoughts, just pretend that you had a dream yesterday. What should you do? If you like your little bitch, go ahead. Do you really think that a 30-year-old virgin is very honorable? Can you add points?"
Li Xiaodong immediately replied: "Don't you all like men to keep themselves clean?"
"Then how about this, I'll give you a knife, can you go and cut that thing off?" After finishing speaking, Chen Xiaowei still looked very dissatisfied.
Li Xiaodong was completely speechless, he shook his head and said, "I'm fucking annoying, do you know that?"
"Let him be strong if he is strong, let him be weak if he is weak."
"What do you mean?"
"Let it be." Chen Xiaowei was actually even more speechless, and could only throw out such a non-constructive sentence with his hands open.
"Is there any difference between what the hell you said and what you didn't say?"
Chen Xiaowei: "You can't listen to what I've said, so what can I do? Didn't I fuck you?"
"Try it." After speaking, Li Xiaodong pointed in the direction of the study.
Yang Kang quietly went to the study room after washing the dishes.
Chen Xiaowei paused, then asked again: "Have you seen the concert?"
"...what do you say?"
"Nowadays people, when watching a concert, the focus of concern is whether they sing well, whether they are out of tune, how many seconds they can last in one breath, whether the timing of entering the song is accurate, whether they have reached the CD standard... well, you Do you understand me?"
Li Xiaodong shook his head, not understanding.
"That's right, that's what it means to date a man. You're good enough, it's fine. You just use yesterday as a technical practice, for your better future. Thinking this way, doesn't it make you feel a lot easier?"
"...What do you mean, I still want to practice with him?"
"--Um."
☆, 11
After seeing off Li Xiaodong with a determined (confused?) face, Chen Xiaowei knocked on Yang Kang's study door wagging his buttocks.
Yang Kang, who pushed the mahjong game, was working on a project. Seeing Chen Xiaowei's small appearance, he was distracted.After saving the file, I turned off the computer.
"Come here." Yang Kang beckoned, calling for a large dog from the house.
The fat butt that was so cute fell on Yang Kang's lap, and he held Yang Kang's face with both hands and looked back and forth.This is like the big dog suddenly seeing a rib and looking left and right, satisfied is satisfied, really don't know what to say!When he couldn't take it anymore, he grabbed Yang Kang's right hand and bit it hard.
After leaving a tooth mark and wiping his saliva, Chen Xiaowei was stunned instantly, "This chapter is beautifully written!"
"Hey,... are you in debt?" Yang Kang looked at the tooth marks on his right hand, and there was a hint of danger in his eyes.
Chen Xiaowei didn't care about it either, just twisted his head and said complacently while twisting, "Every time I see Li Xiaodong, I feel that I must have saved the entire galaxy in my previous life, and I can only meet you in this life."
"Well, that sounds good, go ahead."
Chen Xiaowei received the praise, and hurried to make persistent efforts: "Brother, the person I love the most in this world is you."
As he said that, he rushed over and gnawed Yang Kang's mouth.
Yang Kang laughed immediately, "Every time I say a few words to you, I slam the door and leave. I really want to bite you to death."
Hearing this, Chen Xiaowei's buttocks tightened, and he wanted to move.
Yang Kang patted his ass, and continued: "But who made you the person I love the most in this world? Kill you, I'll find you there again?"
As he spoke, Yang Kang touched Chen Xiaowei's face.
Yang Kang had never imagined this kind of obscenity in the past few decades, but he happened to meet a lover whose brain capacity was different from ordinary people.Yang Kang, who has just turned 35, is already married and has children. Those who know him know that he has a partner.
It is not a new thing for college students to get married, and Yang Kang has heard it several times.The young man has a flamboyant personality, always taking the opportunity to ask him if he is single?Is there an object?What are you looking for?Can you lift the object out?
In this case, Yang Kang was asked when he first entered the university, but he was all irritated at the time.Until a not-so-good time, he confirmed his sexuality.During that time, it was the most confused time in his life.He met a lot of people, all kinds of people, but he never took a step.At that time, the senior who led him into the circle joked: Yang Kang, hero Yang, you don’t have a first-night complex.
Yang Kang didn't deny it, it was a tacit agreement.
After the confusion, Yang Kang returned, and he was still a good student with excellent character and learning.He no longer puts his attention on emotion, and concentrates on academics.After completing the master's and doctoral exams, he finally stayed at his alma mater.It was so easy to walk all the way, and no one would not envy Yang Kang, who is less than thirty, for such a deed.
At the same time, no one thought that he would be a comrade.
The higher the moral image society gave him, the more Yang Kang felt as if he was being roasted by a fire.Not uncomfortable, just uncomfortable.The life was too peaceful, like stagnant water, but Yang Kang never fell because of this and looked for another way.
And at this moment, Yang Kang met Chen Xiaowei.
He liked his looks, at first glance.Not a burly figure, but his skin is like butter, which is the result of often running in the sun.Only a pair of eyes are big and bright, and a smile is even more likable.
I don't know when he started to pay attention to it, but when he was eating, he casually sat next to him, and Yang Kang found that this boy who was so special in his heart was really getting cuter and cuter.
He can take what others say, he runs the fastest when he is cooking, and he will do anything for chicken legs and ribs.And those cheating methods, Yang Kang wanted to lift him up and give his ass twice after hearing it.
Really naughty!
Yang Kang couldn't tell who seduced whom.
They didn't know what started talking, and the more they chatted, the closer they got, and the more they chatted, the happier they were.
This feeling is much better than going to those gay bars.
Yang Kang was enjoying it while suppressing it, until Chen Xiaowei got into his dormitory before he left and returned to the school.At that time, Yang Kang lived in a temporary dormitory, which was not beautiful, only a clean bed.As soon as Chen Xiaowei entered, the two of them looked at each other for a long time without speaking.It wasn't until Chen Xiaowei squatted down to untie his pants that Yang Kang regained his senses and grabbed his hand.
Yang Kang didn't make a sound, just grabbed it.Instead, Chen Xiaowei's hoarse voice sounded, "Teacher, you are hard."
This is really a test for a man.
No, it's two men.
Yang Kang clearly felt this, he was really hard, so hard that he was about to explode.That shape was really terrifying, and it directly made the boy on the opposite side tremble.Seeing this, Yang Kang said, "Look at me."
This sound is very similar to the tone and tone of teaching in class.
Too serious.
Chen Xiaowei, a good student, raised his head and looked at Yang Kang.He squatted down and straightened his head so that he could meet Yang Kang who was standing by the door.The chemical reaction that happened between them made Yang Kang lose his way in an instant.
Yes, it is Yang Kang.
He pulled Chen Xiaowei up and threw him onto the big bed, jumped on it, kissed and touched her.Even with no experience, Chen Xiaowei's natural skills made him feel it, humming and screaming non-stop.
It wasn't until Yang Kang entered that Chen Xiaowei hugged him tightly.
Didn't say it hurts, just hugged hard.
Every man is born a liar in bed.
Yang Kang kept coaxing: Be good, bear it, bear it, you will feel pleasure later.
Coaxing, kissing, Chen Xiaowei could only grit his teeth and hold back.
At the end of the first time, the unavoidable Yang Kang hugged Chen Xiaowei and immediately asked, "Are you comfortable?"
Chen Xiaowei moved, feeling a strange feeling: "Why... did you get it inside?"
As he said that, Chen Xiaowei's face collapsed, "I told you to stop, why can't you hear me?!"
This kind of thing can still stop, can it still be a man?Yang Kang didn't say this, he just patted Chen Xiaowei and coaxed: "I will remember next time."
Then, he reached out and touched Chen Xiaowei's stomach, "I couldn't control it for a while, it's not good to leave this thing in your stomach, I'll get it for you."
After speaking, Yang Kang got up and looked for clothes to put on.
Chen Xiaowei stopped him immediately: "Hey, what are you doing?"
"I'm going out to get some water."
The dormitory where Yang Kang lives does not have a separate bathroom. There are only a few washrooms at the end of the row, where it is convenient to wash your face and brush your teeth, and do laundry.
Chen Xiaowei grabbed Yang Kang, "Don't!"
"It's not good to keep it." Yang Kang patted Chen Xiaowei's hand and began to put on his clothes.
"Hey, I said, no need!" Chen Xiaowei grabbed Yang Kang's hand again, and he stared at him, both of them were naked, and when he looked at him, he blushed, "You'd better hug me if you have to work hard." Later."
After speaking, Chen Xiaowei lowered his head, "Tomorrow, you will leave."
Between Chen Xiaowei and Yang Kang, everyone thought that Chen Xiaowei was the lucky one who was used to being pampered.But they didn't know that Chen Xiaowei knew Yang Kang even more.His love and devotion are too simple, as simple as 'I am yours, you are mine'.
Yang Kang threw away his clothes and slept with him until dawn.
The next day, as soon as he left, Chen Xiaowei had diarrhea all afternoon.
And at night, Yang Kang knocked on Chen Xiaowei's bedroom door.
In this way, along the way, Chen Xiaowei graduated and started working again.This age should be the most affected by the outside world, people around are ready to move, and all this, Yang Kang has never had the slightest worry.
He believed in him, and there was nothing wrong with that.Between them, it is worthy of such trust.
This is also the place where everyone envies and envies.
Chen Xiaowei couldn't hide his thoughts at all, he still remembered to tell all the stupid things Li Xiaodong did after being pinched.The more he talked, the more excited he became, and he actually said what Lin Xiao said when he sent him back yesterday as a joke.
"Tsk, what do you mean, steal a watermelon and also steal a person's heart?" Yang Kang immediately smiled.
Chen Xiaowei's heart skipped a beat, "Brother, don't, don't, don't tell this joke. If Li Xiaodong finds out, I will definitely be torn apart by him. Brother, you don't want to either. So, keep it a secret ,ah?"
"Are you very nervous?" Seeing this, Yang Kang pinched Chen Xiaowei's ass fiercely, "If you really recruit him for me, if I don't make a move, the neighbor next door will kill you."
"No, brother, I really didn't recruit him. You—you—" Chen Xiaowei didn't care about the pain in his butt, so he opened his mouth and howled, but after thinking about it for a long time, he didn't know how to say, "Oh, I met you oh!"
"Yo, even the dialect has popped up." Yang Kang laughed immediately.
"..." No matter how strong he is in fighting outside, Chen Xiaowei will always be the target of bullying and oppression when he returns home.But he couldn't resist all kinds of bullying, and most of the holes he dug himself.
The number of times the two quarreled can be counted on the fingers, and it was often Yang Kang who said he was so angry that he slammed the door and ran out.The place where he runs out is also a heart, and he always goes to Yang Kang's parents' house.This 'mother-in-law''s house has become Chen Xiaowei's natal family. As soon as he goes back, Yang Kang will be scolded by his parents one or two phone calls before he has time to sort out his mood.
And it was only when Yang Kang received the phone call for the first time that he knew that his parents, who were intellectuals, scolded people so tactfully that it was impossible to refute.After repeated bombardment, Yang Kang couldn't speak at all, so he could only drive his own car to pick up the "good boy who was wronged when he was clearly innocent" home.
At that time, Yang Kang's desire to fuck him to death was always the strongest.
Later, when Yang Kang saw Chen Xiaowei go to open the door, it was as if some additional skill had been activated, and he rushed directly to grab him in his arms, knead and bully him in all kinds of ways, and he coaxed him nicely when he was done.
It's really... being forced to do nothing.
Yang Kang, who repeatedly promised to keep this matter secret, got more benefits from Chen Xiaowei in return, and laughed like a fox, watching Chen Xiaowei shrink his neck like a turtle.
"Brother, you laughed so hard that my hairs stood on end." As he spoke, Chen Xiaowei raised his arms and put them in front of Yang Kang, motioning him to take a quick look.
Yang Kang also lowered his head and took a closer look, "The fine hair is well developed."
"...I am better developed in other places. Do you want to see? Teacher." Chen Xiaowei suddenly changed his expression, and smiled like a villain, and took Yang Kang's hand to feel under himself.
As soon as Yang Kang touched it, Chen Xiaowei came to feel it. Yang Kang shook his head and sighed: "You only need to feed some feed to raise pigs. To raise a lover, besides food, you also need to be fed with nutrient solution at all times. It is expensive and laborious."
After finishing speaking, without waiting for Chen Xiaowei to protest, he lowered his head and kissed his lips, but was dodged unexpectedly, Yang Kang did not give up, pinched Chen Xiaowei's chin and reached for his lips.
Chen Xiaowei, who was almost unconscious after being kissed, finally hugged Yang Kang and whispered: "...I love you."
☆, 12
Black Monday is Chen Xiaowei's eternal pain.
Chen Xiaowei, who had exhausted all kinds of stupid tricks, still failed to win in the end.
While drinking porridge, Chen Xiaowei asked Yang Kang who was facing him with drooping eyelids that he couldn't open no matter how hard he tried, "Brother, you can support me, I don't want to go to work anymore."
"Yeah. Let's get the resignation report today." Yang Kang was very good-tempered, and fried the meat residue into the steamed bun and handed it to Chen Xiaowei's mouth, "Open your mouth and eat."
Chen Xiaowei took a bite of most of it, and muttered while chewing, "Your attitude is really disgusting."
As he said that, he grabbed the steamed bun in Yang Kang's hand and ate it by himself, holding the bowl, and after two or three mouthfuls of the porridge, he became anxious, "Oh no! I'm going to be late! Brother, why don't you Wake me up early?"
Chen Xiaowei, who had been lying in bed for 10 minutes, made Yang Kang speechless because of his questioning, so he just stepped forward and handed over the packed backpack, "I put 500 yuan in your wallet, and I have a chance to meet Lin Xiao remember to return the money to him."
500 dollars? !
money? !
Chen Xiaowei directly filtered out the second half of Yang Kang's sentence, only paying attention to the first half, and was immediately overwhelmed with excitement, rushed over and slapped Yang Kang, "Really, brother, I love you to death, I can have no water and air, but I can't live without you .”
After some shameless sweet talk, Chen Xiaowei blew another kiss and jumped out the door.
As soon as he went out, he ran into Li Xiaodong who was about to take the tax bureau out to take a shit.
Chen Xiaowei dismissed him, disgusted, "You are more punctual than clocking in at work."
"For someone like you who is often late and hasn't been fired yet, I would like to light a candle for your company in my heart." Li Xiaodong babbled and threw himself at Chen Xiaowei's tax bureau.
Chen Xiaowei, who had breakfast just now, smelled like food. Of course, the main reason was that basically every time he met the tax bureau, he could get rations from him.This kind of revolutionary feeling needs a 'love hug'.
Chen Xiaowei didn't pay attention to Li Xiaodong, just squatted down, grabbed the front two legs of the tax bureau, and looked at it, "Tsk tsk, this belly is almost as big as the guy who is about to give birth outside. Hey, I said Li Xiaodong, you Don't plan to lose weight or fat for it! If you get fatter, even if you give it a wife, it will be crushed to death by it."
"Bah, bah, bah... Who told you that my dog is looking for a wife?" Li Xiaodong kicked Chen Xiaowei in a gesture, and seeing Chen Xiaowei who dodged the attack stood up, he scolded again: "The CP of the tax bureau is the first brother of the urban management, you Don't make a mess of matching?"
"Brother Chengguan?" Chen Xiaowei swore he had never heard of this person.
"A patrol dog from the Armed Urban Management Brigade." Li Xiaodong shrugged, "A male native dog weighing sixty pounds."
"...Sorry, did I hear you wrong?"
"The tax office can't move its feet when it sees it, and every time it looks like a fool, it will be on all fours."
Immediately, Chen Xiaowei smiled, "OK, I believe it. You are like this, aren't you? Every time I see your little bitch, all three legs stand up."
"Chen Xiaowei—I warn you again, that's my little sun."
"So you admit that you get erect like a pervert every time, right?" As he said, Chen Xiaowei winked at Li Xiaodong.
Li Xiaodong, who was obviously so attacked by Chen Xiaowei that he couldn't fight back, opened his mouth to try to explain, but he couldn't say anything.He pulled the tax bureau back to his feet, and pointed at Chen Xiaowei: "I'm a fucking pervert when I see the person I love don't lift up?!"
After yelling, the furious Li Xiaodong and his dog walked out of the elevator.
And the cheap Chen Xiaowei was still talking sarcasticly behind, "Then if you have the ability, you can do it! Just fucking beep... oh, seven years?! Another year, eight years of resistance war have been won! You were a big baby golden virgin before! Li Xiaodong——I am so proud of you! Really, you are the most hypocritical pervert I have ever seen!"
Li Xiaodong stopped at the door of the unit, and became angry from embarrassment: "You know chicken X! There is still one year before the eight-year war of resistance!"
"Really?" Chen Xiaowei ran to Li Xiaodong and patted him on the shoulder vigorously, "Do you know how many years it took for the black people to be liberated?"
"How many years?"
"Don't you know? Racism still exists."
After finishing speaking, Chen Xiaowei squatted down again and hugged the tax office before running out.
Li Xiaodong, who stayed at the door, tried his best to recall Chen Xiaowei's words, so long——
"I fuck-"
In fact, many times Chen Xiaowei is unwilling to wait for the bus at the door of his house.
The main reason is that the uncle who sells breakfast has a black... puppy.
That's right, only two slap-sized puppies.
It just looks—very sinister.
It always barks at every customer who takes care of the early shop, no matter how you treat it, it still maintains its own unique style.
On this point, Chen Xiaowei wanted to ask Uncle Zao more than once how much he loves this little black dog? !
Also, why can't its virtue be changed? !
For every customer who pretended to be calm and faced Xiao Hei, they finally found out: a vicious dog is a vicious dog, and it will bark at you if you buy its breakfast or not.
——Then why should I take care of this business? !This is the howling of all the descendants who have been barked by Xiao Hei.
When he arrived at the company, Chen Xiaowei was unexpectedly not late.
Oh, it's worth a day of fun.
As soon as he sat down, Chen Xi glared at the stool and slid to his side: "You seem to be in a good mood?"
"I am happy every day."
"That's great, unlike me, Li Ming's incident is over."
Chen Xiaowei instantly raised his head to look at Brother Chen Xi, "What do you want to ask?"
"...Your man looks pretty good." After saying that, Brother Chen Xi cracked a smile.
With a "snap", Chen Xiaowei punched Chen Xige in the chest, "Sight."
"An opponent who was excellent in all aspects of morality, intelligence, physique, art and labor is gone! I'm proud of you, you did a great job, brother." Brother Chen Xi said with a wicked smile next to Chen Xiaowei.
"Isn't it two?"
"...I have to get to work."
After speaking, Brother Chen Xi returned to his seat.
The atmosphere in the office today is not very good, and Bone Demon looks in a very bad mood.
In the morning meeting, I made a list of all the major events in the current circle.Chen Xige and Chen Xiaowei were ordered to form a team with the goal of finding out the truth behind Li Ming's divorce.
Brother Chen Xi couldn't believe that they would be so 'lucky', and couldn't help turning his head and said to Chen Xiaowei: "Is Avatar the wrong drug? It actually made us hand over something that was expected in a week."
Chen Xiaowei didn't answer, but just pointed at Bone Demon with the pen in his hand.
"I heard that Bone Demon wants Avatar to buy her a diamond ring, but Avatar doesn't want to buy it. I really don't know if those things add attack or intelligence attributes to women, making them stare like idiots." Chen Xige endured He couldn't help muttering, "However, I'm sure it will definitely fill up the anger value of the woman."
"Idiots like men playing games?" Chen Xiaowei countered for the majority of female compatriots.
"Hey, you're a man."
"My mother is a woman." Chen Xiaowei picked things up, "And my grandmother, my primary school class teacher, and of course, my favorite college English teacher is also a woman."
"...friend of women?"
Chen Xiaowei nodded, "That's right."
"Sorry, I never knew." Brother Chen Xi apologized seriously, then put his arms around Chen Xiaowei's neck and asked, "Then I'll ask you to introduce some girls to me. Are you poor?"
"...My date is not a woman." Chen Xiaowei pulled Chen Xige's neck away, and said very thoughtfully: "I can introduce you to a boyfriend, do you want it?"
Brother Chen Xi didn't dare to answer, but returned to his seat in embarrassment, waited for a while before tilting his head, "Does it look good?"
Chen Xiaowei, who was obviously startled, widened his eyes and looked at Brother Chen Xi several times before replying tremblingly, "Well, of course, of course it looks good."
"I don't want to look good." Brother Chen Xi retracted his head, "I still like breasts."
So the key is the chest? !
Is it not about gender at all? !
Chen Xiaowei seemed to have heard something strange.
Then, Brother Chen Xi leaned closer to Chen Xiaowei again, "I guess it's probably because of the bonus that Avatar will go crazy. With the bonus, he can take care of both sides. You know, if the bone spirit asks for a diamond ring, the family member will definitely not be soft."
"I really don't understand why you have to make yourself suffer like this? Two women, that's different from having an atomic bomb and a hydrogen bomb next to you?" Chen Xiaowei couldn't help feeling emotional.
Chen Xige: "Hey, Women's Friend."
Chen Xiaowei immediately raised his hands: "I swear I didn't show any disrespect to women."
"Chen Xiaowei." Suddenly, Brother Chen Xi lowered his voice and called him.
"what?"
"Have you... ever talked to a girlfriend?"
Chen Xiaowei was taken aback for a moment, then shook his head, "No."
"intrinsic?"
"do not know."
Brother Chen Xi got excited, "I don't know? You don't know?! I mean, do you want to try? Maybe when you know how good a woman is, you-"
"But the person I love is a man." Chen Xiaowei interrupted him.
"Oh, sorry."
"Except for him, I can't stand on my third foot at all."
As if stunned by Chen Xiaowei's words, Brother Chen Xi tightened his neck, "Is there such a thing?"
For Chen Xige, who is always smart-insane, it is simply a fantasy to be hard on one person.
"You really should try a serious relationship." Chen Xiaowei pushed Chen Xige away.
"That's not my style."
"Hmm, I know, your style is a walking X love machine."
"Oh, I like this name! Chen Xiaowei, you are a genius! I have to change my signature to this! God, it will definitely make them blind!"
After finishing speaking, Brother Chen Xi rushed back to his computer.
"You're welcome." Chen Xiaowei replied without looking back.
☆, [-]
After lunch, Chen Xige decided to combine with Chen Xiaowei to form a combination of 'Cream Sandwich'.
Chen Xiaowei was puzzled: "Why is it a cream sandwich?"
"Because we are sweet~" Chen Xige held his chin and fell into self-appreciation.
——Why do I want to spit on him? !
Chen Xiaowei bit his lip and gave him a hateful look.
"I got the news that Li Ming is filming an online drama recently, it's called... what is it called?!"
Chen Xiaowei rolled his eyes: ""Alien Beasts from the Milky Way"."
"Oh, I like this name! What star rating is it? Is there a requirement that people under the age of 25 can't watch it?" Chen Xige, who was driving a car, winked at Chen Xiaowei and smiled extravagantly.
"Why 25 years old?"
"I just passed my 25th birthday!" While speaking, Brother Chen Xi turned his head shyly.
"...No, you were celebrating your 30th birthday when I first joined the company?!" Chen Xiaowei suddenly remembered this, turned around and glared at Brother Chen Xi, "You are so shameless."
Brother Chen Xi-(¬_¬): "I didn't know you have such a good memory!"
"There are too many shameless people in this world. If I don't grow my brains, I'm afraid I will be sold out every now and then." Chen Xiaowei shook his head proudly.
——Why does this sound a bit strange? !Brother Chen Xi thought.
After the two chatted all the way, they finally arrived at the set of "Alien Beasts" before two o'clock.
Seeing that the battle was still going on like that, Brother Chen Xi hissed loudly: "I really didn't expect it, it's kind of going on."
"If it's true, we won't be able to get in." Chen Xiaowei didn't give him any face.
"That's true." Thinking of this, Brother Chen Xi nodded in agreement.
Soon they found Li Ming, who was playing with Lin Xiao.
As the second villain, Li Ming treats Lin Xiao, the leading actor in the film, like a hungry dog seeing a meaty bone.
As soon as Chen Xiaowei walked in, he heard Li Ming shouting at the director: "Director Zhang, can you not kiss?"
"What the hell are you doing if you don't kiss?!" The director was not polite at all, and yelled back, scratching his neck.
At that time, Chen Xiaowei saw Lin Xiao bowed his head, but Li Ming smiled with his mouth crooked.
--damn thing.Chen Xiaowei took a sip.
Chen Xiaowei looked around for a while, but he didn't see Li Xiaodong.It stands to reason that this does not make sense at all.Where the little girl was, there was no such thing as Li Xiaodong, Chen Xiaowei thought, could it be that he was stimulated by what he said in the morning? !
In a blink of an eye, Li Ming and Lin Xiao officially started filming.
Li Ming excitedly smashed the ashtray on the table, Lin Xiao was frightened immediately, like a trapped little rabbit, huddled pitifully by the coffee table and cried: "No, please!" , don’t do this, let me go!”
"Be careful, baby, come here, come here and let me have a good time. Huh?!"
After speaking, Li Ming rushed over and hugged Lin Xiao.Then she covered his cheek with one head, held his chin and kissed him desperately.Because of Lin Xiao dodging, he missed all those kisses.Seeing this, Li Ming became more energetic and became more vicious. He squeezed Lin Xiao's chin and kissed his lips.He sucked the corner of his mouth so hard that Lin Xiao's kissed mouth was numb.
Standing far away, Chen Xiaowei could see the pain on Lin Xiao's face.
If this is filming, it's really -- realistic.
Li Ming's methods came quickly and accurately, kissing and touching at the same time, from Lin Xiao's back to his waist to his upturned butt, he didn't let go.
"It's really Li Minglai." Suddenly, the person next to Chen Xiaowei said a word.
Chen Xiaowei continued in his mind: A guy who takes advantage of others.
The fierceness between Li Ming and Lin Xiao had evolved to the point where Lin Xiao was pressed hard on the sofa.
His slender legs kicked desperately against the coffee table in front of him, and the ashtray, lighter and other sundries on the coffee table made clanking sounds.Or it fell to the ground, or the sound of hitting the coffee table.
The director looked satisfied, and let the camera focus on Lin Xiao's legs and his painful side.
Li Ming had already straightened half of his body and began to pick up his belt. This posture made Chen Xiaowei nervous.
Really good cabbage is going to give pigs? !
Oh shit!When filming with the leading actor, he would act naked as a substitute, but the villain No. [-] actually appeared on stage in person.
——Chen Xiaowei refused to accept it.
"Lucky~" Suddenly, Lin Xiao raised his neck and shouted heart-piercingly.
In the blink of an eye, a walking hormone with nine heads and a body appeared.
- Damn!Li Xiaodong has grown up playing so much, he actually found someone like this to be the No. 1!Chen Xiaowei was shocked, this is completely different from Li Xiaodong's image!
Jiutoushen is not an ordinary person at first glance, with half-drooped eyelids, and the blue eyes are particularly attractive.
——Who the hell is the alien beast?Isn't it Lin Xiao?Why do I look more like this guy in front of me? !Chen Xiaowei was completely confused.
"Lucky!" As soon as he saw Nine Heads, Lin Xiao stretched out his hands towards him, and tears rolled down his eyes in an instant.
The next moment, Li Ming, who had already unbuckled his belt buckle, was thrown into a corner by Jiutou body when he lifted his collar and flicked it.
oh! ! !
Chen Xiaowei bit his lip and held back his laughter.He gave Jiutousan a thumbs up in his heart: Good guy.
Afterwards, it was a warm moment when the Nine-headed Lucky of the pseudo-alien species and the real Earthman and Lin Xiao, the real-alien species of the pseudo-earth species, expressed their feelings to each other.
This is different from what Li Xiaodong wrote, Chen Xiaowei frowned in confusion.
He remembered that in Li Xiaodong's novel, No. 1 was an alien species based on himself and came to the earth. His speed, physique, and strength that were different from ordinary people made him the heartthrob among the heartthrobs.
And among all the colorful things, he fell in love with the little sun of the earth (little sissy).Just when the two were ambiguous, villain No. [-], a professor of extraterrestrial research and villain No. [-], appeared to make trouble for the investment boss of the research institute who had always had bad intentions for Xiao Yang (Xiao Niangpao).
Of course, at the end of the story, the alien species wiped out all the villains with its own wisdom and strength, and lived happily with its own little 0.
With such a plot, it was really shameless for Chen Xiaowei to pass the sentence "no shame, no shame" to Li Xiaodong at that time.
But now, the web drama produced is far from the original novel.
Unable to hold back, Chen Xiaowei took out his phone and sent a WeChat message to Li Xiaodong.
At this time, Brother Chen Xi leaned over, "You just stand there in a daze, why are we following you?"
"Didn't you come in first and stand there?" Chen Xiaowei raised his head and gave a blank look.
"Forget it, let's squat somewhere else." Brother Chen Xi didn't care, and pulled Chen Xiaowei to the corner.
For sneaking and sneaking, the performance of the two is too ostentatious.
After a while, Li Ming walked towards Chen Xiaowei, smiling like a spring breeze, "Xiao Chen, we meet again."
Chen Xiaowei turned his head and pretended not to hear.
But Brother Chen Xi immediately turned on his face, and went up to hold Li Ming's hand, "Mr. Li, we are really destined. We just met a few days ago, and we met again today. I have been thinking about the conversation with Mr. Li for the past few days. You are really a cultured person. Every sentence has a deep meaning, and the more I think about it, the more I admire it. Otherwise, Teacher Li, how about letting me treat you to dinner after you finish your shift?"
Li Ming held Chen Xige's hand, and didn't reply in time, his eyes drifted to Chen Xiaowei, his meaning was clear.
Seeing this, Chen Xige elbowed Chen Xiaowei hard, "Xiaowei, Xiaowei."
Only then did Chen Xiaowei turn his head impatiently, "What are you doing?"
"Teacher Li is here." Brother Chen Xi squeezed his eyes.
Looking back at Li Ming, I have to admit that Li Ming is really a beast.This shiny black hair, shiny black diamond earrings, and attractive collarbone exposed, no matter how you look at it, how delicious it is.
- so fucking coquettish.
Chen Xiaowei puffed up his right cheek and muttered, "Mr. Li's role as this shameless person is really appropriate, it's too consistent with your usual style."
(⊙-⊙)→Chen Xige was completely shocked.
Li Ming didn't seem to understand, and he was still very friendly, "In order to make a character deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, it's normal to substitute a little. After listening to Xiao Chen's words, I feel that my efforts have not been in vain."
Chen Xiaowei pursed his lips and responded with a smile: "I don't know if it's in vain, but if you want to wash away the image you worked so hard on before, I know it must be useless."
"Whether there is a play or not may depend on ourselves." Li Ming was very complacent, "Just like this play
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