Shanhaijing monster edible guide

Back in the hotel room, the cage was placed in the center of the room, Xu Xiaobai, the male god and Ms. Miao stood around the cage, the male god asked Xu Xiaobai: "Shall I lift the cloth?"

Xu Ruanruan refused: "I'll do it myself, I want to open it myself." Xu Xiaobai walked into the cage and stretched out his hand to lift the cloth on the cage.Ms. Miao is also well-informed, and she didn't show any surprise. For a cat monster like Miao Miao, the difference between monsters and humans is probably not very big, but in essence, Ms. Miao seems to be the same Get closer to monsters.

Humans are cunning and untrustworthy, and monsters are also cunning and untrustworthy. There are two choices, and Ms. Miao will be closer to the monsters.The one in the cage was a monster, but it had the smell of a monster that Ms. Miao was familiar with.

Xu Xiaobai tried his best to calm himself down, and he called to the cage: "Master." What responded to him was Comrade Zhang Wazi's sharp claws and a flick of his tail.Xu Xiaobai pinched the curtain and asked the male god: "Are you sure you're not joking with me, what's inside is true?"

The male god nodded: "It's true."

The sadness in Xu Xiaobai's heart suddenly overflowed. His master Zhang Wazi was a fake Taoist priest, but he had never done anything harmful to nature. He always wore a Taoist bun and liked to walk around the yard in a vest and shorts. became a monster.Xu Xiaobai covered his face: "I want to be quiet, let me be quiet for 10 minutes."

Xu Xiaobai stretched out his hand and gently covered the cage again, he couldn't believe that the little monster in the cage in front of him was his master, but he already believed in his heart that the monster in front of him was his master.

Xu Xiaobai lay on the sofa, covered his face with the sofa towel, there was no sound, very quiet.But Zhou Qingyan felt Xu Xiaobai's sadness, and Xu Xiaobai was sad again.

After 10 minutes, the male god took away the sofa towel covering Xu Xiaobai's face, Xu Xiaobai's face involuntarily turned to the side of the sofa, and the male god touched his face: "Are you crying?"

Xu Xiaobai held the male god's hand: "No, I'm not sad, really." He can't be sad now, and he doesn't have time to be sad.Xu Xiaobai sat up from the sofa, looked at the cage and asked the male god: "Will Master change back? Will it be like this in the future? Will it always be like this?" .”

Xu Xiaobai grasped the key points in the male mythology: "Is it possible to become a human?"

The male god said: "There is nothing wrong with monsters."

Xu Xiaobai looked at the cage, and he cheered himself up in his heart: "Whether it's a human or a monster, I want Master to become the original Master." Zhou Qingyan looked at the cage in front of him, and said, "In the current situation Looking at it, Comrade Zhang Wazi seems to be more suitable to become a monster, but it is not impossible to become a human." Mountains and rivers can be in his palm, rivers can be in his hair, wind can blow his eyelashes, rain can beat Wet the soles of his feet, Zhou Qingyan can control everything in this world, only vitality.

Zhou Qingyan didn't tell the truth, Zhang Wazi will die if this continues, the monster's aura in Zhang Wazi's body is constantly rising and cannot be controlled, and when it reaches a peak, it will turn into rotten meat of two-legged sheep, and if it stays there, I'm afraid it won't be long , Zhang Wazi is a batch of ingredients in the Jiuqing Pavilion.

The male god suddenly held Xu Xiaobai's hand and asked him sincerely: "Do you believe me?"

The male god's eyes were so sincere, Xu Xiaobai nodded involuntarily: "I believe you."

The male god looked into Xu Xiaobai's eyes, and his tone was very sincere: "Do you believe in the Yaojian Office?" This is still a bit hesitant, after all, the things that the Yaojian Office can do are quite strange, such as the red rice of the male god note3, such as sending the children of the national career staff who cannot become sperm to the zoo.But the male god's tone was so sincere, Xu Xiaobai reluctantly nodded: "I believe it."

The male god told Ms. Miao: "Carry the cage downstairs to your room." Ms. Miao picked up the cage and walked downstairs, her high heels thumping, Xu Xiaobai looked at the cage reluctantly, and Ms. Miao carried the master down He waited until the door was closed before asking the male god: "What are you doing carrying Master down?" The male god took Xu Xiaobai's hand and walked to the bedside: "Of course it was sent to the demon supervisory office of the organization you trust, now you need to sleep , when you wake up, everything will be settled."

Xu Xiaobai lay on the bed with some male god, closed his eyes, but he couldn't fall asleep, opened his eyes after a while and got up: "I haven't brushed my teeth yet." The male god leaned over and kissed the corner of Xu Xiaobai's lips: "No need to brush your teeth ,fragrant."

Xu Xiaobai groaned, lay down and closed his eyes, got up again after a while: "I haven't washed my face yet."

The male god rubbed Xu Xiaobai's face with both hands: "It's very clean, there's no need to wash it, really."

Xu Xiaobai lay down and closed his eyes, the male god turned his head to look at him, Xu Xiaobai's eyelids were still moving slightly, for Xu Xiaobai tonight was destined to be a sleepless night.The male god reached out his hand above Xu Xiaobai's eyes and snapped his fingers.Xu Xiaobai's mind is full of things, thinking about Master, thinking about tomorrow's Doucai, but most of them are still thinking about Master, thinking about what can be done about Master, who turned Master into this, thinking about eyelids Very heavy, what he thought was getting more and more distant, and finally fell asleep.

Zhou Qingyan got out of bed, walked into the corridor, and called Mr. Qiankun Zhao.Zhao Qiankun has been very busy recently, and finally found some time to invite some poker friends to play a few rounds with the chief chef. Seeing Zhou Qingyan's call, he really didn't want to answer it.

The phone rang four or five times, and the director urged him: "Group Leader Zhao, the phone is coming, you should answer it quickly, we will wait for you, wait for you, answer it quickly."

Team leader Zhao could only walk out with his mobile phone, saying as he walked, "You are not allowed to look at my cards, you must not." He just stepped out of the card hall, and the remaining three directors stretched their heads in a tacit understanding. After finishing the card, he stretched it back quickly.Team leader Zhao said that if you don't let me watch it, don't watch it? That's impossible.

Zhao Qiankun answered the phone: "Xiao Zhou, what's the matter, aren't you on vacation, your vacation is still four or five days away."

Zhou Qingyan's tone was very sad: "Leader, I discovered a big secret, do you need to hear it?"

Zhao Qiankun lit a cigarette: "Let's listen."

Zhou Qingyan hesitated to speak: "It's better not to say it, I'm afraid the leader will hear about the rise in blood pressure. This secret is too big."

Zhao Qiankun took a puff of cigarette: "You said it."

Zhou Qingyan hesitated again and again: "It's better not to say it. Without the secret of Teacher Lin, there is no meaning of existence. I really can't tell it."

Zhao Qiankun's interest was completely aroused, and he shouted: "Mother Xipi, are you going to say it or not!"

Zhou Qingyan asked softly: "What ring are you in, leader?"

Zhao Qiankun replied with a cigarette in his mouth: "I am in the fifth ring." Zhou Qingyan asked again: "Which ring is Teacher Lin in?" Zhao Qiankun felt a headache thinking about this: "Mr. Lin is also in the fifth ring, at my house." After taking Mr. Lin to Xiao Zhou's home last time, Mr. Lin praised Zhao Qiankun to his superiors for his thoughtful service and considerate actions when he returned to the Demon Supervision Office. So much for the better.The point is that Mr. Lin is really a sick man, and he has to be pushed in a wheelchair when he goes out. It is impossible to expect his health to improve, and he can only hope for his death!

Zhou Qingyan lowered her voice and said, "If you want to know what the secret is, please bring Mr. Lin with you. This secret is really too big for me to bear alone." Zhou Qingyan hung up the phone resolutely, and put the The address of the hotel was sent in a text message, and now only waiting for Mr. Lin to arrive.

Zhou Qingyan went down the stairs, and Ms. Miao was already waiting at the door. She saw Zhou Qingyan bowing slightly: "Sir, please." Zhou Qingyan walked into Ms. Miao's room. He stood in front of Zhang Wazi's cage, stretched out his hand to lift the cloth, and looked inside Zhang Wazi.The momentum around him suddenly rose, Miss Miao couldn't help but crawl on the ground, Zhang Wazi retreated into the cage until he reached the edge of the cage, panting violently, Zhang Wazi's mind was a little clear for a moment, he saw He looks like Zhou Qingyan, who seems to know him and also doesn't seem to know him.

Zhou Qingyan stretched out his hand, and Zhang Wazi tentatively stretched out his hand towards Zhou Qingyan. Zhang Wazi stretched out his finger, and then retracted it. Although his consciousness is very unclear now, he also knows that the person in front of him is very scary. , Instinctively generate fear.Zhou Qingyan ordered him: "Come here." Zhang Wazi stretched out his finger to touch Zhou Qingyan's finger, and the monster's breath accumulated in Zhang Wazi's body began to enter Zhou Qingyan's body continuously!

Soon, the breath of monsters in Zhang Wazi's body was completely removed.However, Zhang Wazi's situation is not much better, he is still so strange, if he wants to become the original person, he still needs Mr. Lin.

Ms. Miao prostrated on the ground, still having doubts in her heart: "Sir, in Mr.'s heart, I don't understand whether human beings or monsters are more important." Zhou Qingyan withdrew her hand and looked at Ms. Miao who was prostrate on the ground: "Black Cats, mountains, rivers, and vegetation in this world are all the same in my eyes, and so are humans and monsters. If there is any difference in this world, it is only him."

Ms. Miao was terrified, feeling that she had asked a question that shouldn't be asked, she hurriedly lowered her head, "I am willing to submit to Mr. and Mr. Xiao." There was still one question in her mind that she didn't ask, if monsters and humans were enemies in the future, Mr. On the other side, Ms. Miao hopes that her husband can stand on the side of the monster, but she always has a worry in her heart. She doesn't know how she thought of this question, maybe it was the sudden emotion she felt when she saw Zhang Wazi today.

Mr. Qiankun Mr. Zhao came very quickly. When he pushed Mr. Lin's wheelchair and knocked on the door of Ms. Miao's room, it was only [-] minutes later. Team leader Zhao couldn't bear the curiosity in his heart and came here by car .

Zhou Qingyan opened the door and respected the leader: "Leader, you are here. Hello, Teacher Lin."

Teacher Lin coughed violently. He almost wanted to stand up and change places with his husband, and let him sit in a wheelchair. He stepped forward and bowed to welcome him!Sir, enough is enough, is it really not enough?

Zhao Qiankun quickly took out the kettle from his backpack, first tested the temperature of the water, felt a little cold, hurriedly went to the water dispenser to add some boiled water, felt that the temperature was almost the same, and handed it to Teacher Lin: "Mr. Lin, drink water, drink water, Drink slowly, don't choke." Team leader Zhao always kept in mind the instructions of his superiors and took care of Mr. Lin as a baby, so there would always be a bright future.

Teacher Lin took a sip of water and pretended to be smooth: "This big black cat in the house is not bad, very beautiful, and not too young." The big black cat looked up at Teacher Lin, its eyes widened instantly, and it called out meekly. With a cry, he lay on the edge of the sofa and remained motionless.

Ever since he put on the Buddha crown and golden dome, Zhao Qiankun's eyesight has improved by leaps and bounds. He could see that it was a big black cat or a monster, but he didn't realize that this was the Miss Miao he had seen last time. He felt that he should remind his subordinates: "This cat Meow is very old, it should be hundreds of years old." Zhou Qingyan accepted the leader's opinion politely: "Come here from the outside and be kicked out after a while, it's a bit older, hundreds of years is an exaggeration."

Zhao Qiankun was in a hurry, and hurriedly said: "Mother Xipi, hurry up and tell me your secret."

Zhou Qingyan said sadly: "I have found Comrade Zhang Wazi." Zhao Qiankun was overjoyed when he heard the news, and finally found his right-hand man, Comrade Zhang Wazi who thought the same as him: "Where is it?"

Zhou Qingyan and Mr. Lin looked at each other with subtle expressions.Zhou Qingyan was very sad: "But Zhang Wazi is comrade." Zhou Qingyan lifted the cloth on the cage: "It became like this."

Zhao Qiankun was stunned. He looked at Zhang Wazi in the cage and didn't respond for 5 minutes.Within these 5 minutes, Zhou Qingyan and Mr. Lin had already had an invisible, inaudible, ideological communication.

Teacher Lin's handkerchief was directly on the top of his head: "Sir, would you like to sit for a while, it's very comfortable." Mr. Bai's childlike innocence is still intact, he likes any weird ideas, and he looks like a white fluffy ball , looks full of childishness, and doesn't mind forming a deep friendship with Zhou Qingyan, who wants to eat him.

Zhou Qingyan pointed to Zhang Wazi in the cage: "Is there any help? Let him become a human being." Mr. Bai knew everything in the world, from the stars and the universe to the dust ant beast, what happened in the past, what happened now, and what happened in the future He knew everything that happened, and naturally he also knew how to make Zhang Wazi a human being.

Teacher Lin covered her face with a handkerchief, and said in pain, "Sir, do you want me to tell you? It will lose hair, and it won't grow back if it's all lost."

Even though Mr. Bai knows a lot of things, he can't say it. He can only do it. He can't talk about it. Typical pragmatism. If you can't help but talk, you will start to lose hair, and the hair you lose will never grow. When he came out, if all his fur fell out, he would probably start to lose his horns. Mr. Bai cherished his fluffy white fur very much.

Zhou Qingyan sympathized with Mr. Bai's love of beauty: "Take it away directly, and then send it back as a human being."

Teacher Lin nodded in agreement, got up from the wheelchair and walked around, and then warmly invited the husband: "Come and sit, the invention of human beings is great, comfortable, I like it, and I can sit anywhere." The husband had to sit on it. Sit down, because if you don't experience the fun of Mr. Bai, Mr. Bai will feel that the boat of friendship will capsize if it says it will capsize.

My husband experienced it in a wheelchair. Teacher Lin changed his sick and weak appearance in front of Team Leader Zhao and pushed the car around for him.The husband finally commented after sitting in the wheelchair: "It's much worse than the sofa. Do you know that lying down like Ge You on the sofa is the most comfortable."

Mr. Lin adopted his husband's advice and decided to go home and try it on the sofa at Team Leader Zhao's house.

Within 5 minutes, they finished the conversation with each other and a series of wheelchair experience activities, but Team Leader Zhao didn't notice anything, and didn't feel anything. He was still looking at Comrade Zhang Wazi in the cage in amazement: " Are you sure this is Zhang Wazi, isn't it the little monster that Ultraman hit?"

Teacher Lin coughed a few times and struggled to say to Team Leader Zhao, "Can I see this comrade?"

Group leader Zhao hurriedly wanted to take care of the baby, and pushed Mr. Lin to the front. Mr. Lin stared at Zhang Wazi silently for 2 minutes.The ghost breath in Zhang Wazi's body has been completely eliminated. Although his consciousness is still unclear, his temperament has improved a lot, so he silently looked at Mr. Lin.

Teacher Lin coughed non-stop after watching it, and said to Group Leader Zhao: "Group Leader Zhao, this is Comrade Zhang Wazi, and I had a deep conversation with him, ahem, it will take time for Comrade Zhang Wazi to be attacked by monsters." I hope Team Leader Zhao can take him home for recuperation and keep it a secret." Zhao Qiankun looked at Teacher Lin in surprise: "You can understand this too, aren't you an expert in fox language?"

Teacher Lin coughed up a mouthful of blood, feeling that he had been greatly wronged: "You doubt me. I graduated from Harvard in the United States and studied Taoism, Buddhism, and all religions. You doubt me." The blood that Teacher Lin coughed up frightened to death Team Leader Zhao, it feels like the baby is going to die. Dad Zhao hurriedly took out medicine, sugar, and other things, but Teacher Lin acted like you don’t trust me and I just don’t eat it. Zhao Qiankun hurriedly admitted his mistake: "Lin The teacher is right, right." After covering the cage with a cloth, team leader Zhao carried the cage with Zhang Wazi down first, and then came back to push Teacher Lin later.

Teacher Lin stuck out her tongue at Mr., winked, and made a triumphant gesture, indicating to Mr. that I did a good job.Zhou Qingyan answered him: "Good job."

Zhao Qiankun handled the cage, came up and pushed Teacher Lin away, Teacher Lin shook his feet and made a gesture of goodbye.Team leader Zhao was about to close the door, and he loved and hated Zhou Qingyan in his heart!

Ms. Miao watched the door close, she read it right, that is Young Master Bai, and Young Master Bai has already gone to work in the Demon Supervision Office, so what else is there to say, just follow Mr. Xiao honestly!