Shanhaijing monster edible guide

Chopped Pepper Fat Fish Head

The fish on Zhou Qingyan's shoulder was as big as a big ox.Xu Xiaobai wouldn't be surprised if it was only as big as a big ox, he had seen even bigger ones online.The problem is that this fish has a huge head, Xu Xiaobai didn't dare to get too close, so he measured it with his hands from a distance, and it was a full meter long head, very fat.Behind the fat and big fish head is the body of a cow, with four legs moving, and the tail has turned into a curved and swinging fish tail.

Xu Xiaobai screamed wildly in his heart, what column did I watch, whether it was Into Science or Midnight Strange Talk, the male god's clothes were still stuffed in this fish's mouth.Xu Xiaobai jumped aside and asked: "Is it the pig that made the cry just now?"

Zhou Qingyan nodded, proudly carrying the booty: "Let's go home and eat fish." Xu Xiaobai hurriedly took off his shirt and put it on the fish's head, covering the fish's head so that it was covered. It wasn't strict enough, but it looked like Zhou Qingyan was carrying a cow.Go home quickly while there is no one on the street, he said: "Then let's go back quickly."

Xu Xiaobai carried the swimming ring on his back, and Zhou Qingyan ran home with the fish on his back.

Zhou Qingyan put the fish in the big watermelon tank in the yard, but it couldn't fit in it at all. Zhou Qingyan stuffed the fish head down, exposing four hooves and paddling in the air.

Xu Xiaobai looked at the hooves with limbs paddling in the air, couldn't help but took out his mobile phone, untied the waterproof bag, went to the webpage information again, and opened the old news from a few days ago, Zhuocheng Giant Wood River Monster.

Looking at the photos carefully, it is really the Zhuocheng Giant Wood River Monster.

Xu Xiaobai was dumbfounded. He looked at the photo, at the four hooves that were paddling, then at the photo, then at the four hooves that were paddling, and finally looked at Zhou Qingyan, who was pouring water on his body with a stainless steel basin: " Is my eye okay, can you tell me what it is?"

Zhou Qingyan flushed several basins of water, took the little blue fish out of the plastic bag and threw it into a stainless steel basin half filled with water.After the heavy rain, the water and electricity were cut off. Fortunately, Xu Xiaobai still kept a dozen barrels of drinking water upstairs. He didn't know when the water and electricity would be available. Zhou Qingyan brought down a bucket and shared it with Xu Xiaobai. and took a shower.

Zhou Qingyan dried her hair with a towel and was wiping her chest with the towel.Seeing Zhou Qingyan's posture, Xu Xiaobai couldn't stand it, he quickly pinched his nose and covered his eyes, and heard Zhou Qingyan say: "Bighead carp, also known as cattle fish."

Xu Xiaobai asked again: "Where did it come from, from that laboratory or nuclear radiation area?"

Zhou Qingyan paused for a moment, and finally decided to tell the truth: "It came from a place, um, or according to everyone's saying, it came from the Classic of Mountains and Seas."

Xu Xiaobai was stunned, he let go of the hand pinching his nose, and the hand covering his eyes involuntarily covered his mouth, he looked at Zhou Qingyan and asked: "Really, really?"

Xu Xiaobai already believed it, Zhou Qingyan looked at him sincerely, his eyes were so dark that they could reflect Xu Xiaobai's shadow, he nodded with certainty: "Really." The tone was vigorous and forceful, with the words "I won't lie to you" Sure.

Xu Xiaobai felt that his 20-year view of the world had been completely overturned. In high school, his teacher told him about the materialistic world view, where matter determines where consciousness goes. The teacher was as ignorant as me.

Zhou Qingyan suggested: "Can we eat fish tonight?" Xu Xiaobai quickly waved his hands: "No, no, I need to get two drops of eye drops now, and I will talk about eating fish later, okay? I'll be alone for a while."

Xu Xiaobai walked back to the room in a daze with the swimming ring in his hand, took out the bottle of [-] yuan eye drops from the drawer, put two drops on it, and blinked.He forgot to close the door when he went out, and the water in the room hadn't receded, and a layer four or five centimeters thick was deposited on the floor tiles, mixed with garbage, leaves, rotten tomatoes and cucumbers.

Anyway, no way to sleep.Xu Xiaobai went up to the second floor with the swimming ring on his back, found a few upholstered chairs in the box on the second floor, put them together, put the swimming ring on the table, Xu Xiaobai closed his eyes, oh my god, I must be I'm dreaming, when I wake up, it'll be fine.

Zhou Qingyan walked into the house with a stainless steel basin, fished out the branches from the fish tank, poured the water into the yard, and poured the water and fish from the stainless steel into the fish tank.

The scene in the yard was a mess.It will take two days for the water in the yard to recede. The cucumber racks and loofah racks have been submerged, and the rotten cucumbers and tomatoes are floating on the water indiscriminately. If it takes two days, it will definitely stink.There are still garbage like plastic bags and white foam floating on the surface of the water. We need to wait for the water to recede and take a good rest.

In the house, Zhou Qingyan's feet lifted and fell, and the water slipped in and out from between his toes.He went upstairs gently to find a few large mops used for cleaning upstairs, and took them off.

There was a plastic basin next to it, and Zhou Qing was sitting on the ground. When the mop was dripping with water, he would use his hands to screw the water from the mop into the plastic basin, changing the mop back and forth, pouring water, tossing about ten times It was only after several times that the accumulated water in the large and small houses on the first floor was cleaned up.A bucket of water was fetched from upstairs, the mop was rinsed clean, and the inside and outside were carefully pricked, and what should be locked continued to be locked, and what should be opened continued to be opened.

Zhou Qingyan looked around and found that the wall was still wet.He found a dry towel, squatted on the ground and wiped it carefully.

When Xu Xiaobai woke up, his neck hurt so much, probably because of a stiff neck.He jumped off the chair, covered his neck and took a deep breath. After completing his mental construction, he took out his mobile phone to check the time. It was past four o'clock, and he slept for three or four hours. He was a little hungry and hadn't eaten lunch yet. , Thinking of the male god's big appetite, the male god must be even hungrier.

He walked downstairs and found that the downstairs had become clean!The white floor was polished very brightly, and the messy things in the house that were soaked in water had been put back to their original positions. The male god, shirtless, was squatting on the ground and wiping the wall.It was a very hot day, and the sweat dripped down the horns of the male god's hair and fell into the socket of the male god's shoulders. Beads of sweat rolled from the male god's nose and fell onto the male god's lips. The sweat on the male god's back The beads shone charmingly with the movement of the muscles, and I really wanted to become a grain of sweat.

Xu Xiaobai covered his face, and silently acted like an idiot for 5 minutes, took out his mobile phone and took several photos.God, he is really a snail boy.Xu Xiaobai hurried over: "I'll come, I'll come, you go and have a rest."

Xu Xiaobai reached out to get the towel in Zhou Qingyan's hand, Zhou Qingyan turned his head and smiled at Xu Xiaobai: "No, this is the last wall." The sweat from the tip of his nose fell on Xu Xiaobai's hand, and Xu Xiaobai shrank hot. She shrank her fingers.

Standing on the side, Xu Xiaobai felt a deep sense of self-blame in his heart, how could he refuse the male god to eat fish just now, the male god is so nice, even if the fish is a bit weird, as long as the male god likes it, he should cook it for him to eat.

He summoned up his courage and said to Zhou Qingyan, "Let's eat fish tonight."

Zhou Qingyan raised his head: "There is no water or electricity, will it be troublesome?" Xu Xiaobai waved his hand quickly: "No, no, no, we have drinking water upstairs, and there is no electricity, so we can light candles. Fish, we're going to cook it over a big fire in the backyard."

Been waiting for fish.Zhou Qingyan said: "Then eat fish."

Standing on the steps, Xu Xiaobai looked at the four-legged fish in the tank, and humbly asked Zhou Qingyan for knowledge: "Can you tell me that this is a bighead carp? It’s like a Hong Kong person speaks with a northeast accent.”

Zhou Qingyan corrected him: "Bighead carp, also known as cow fish." After wiping the wall, Zhou Qingyan threw the towel into the plastic tray: "It is born with a pig's mouth and looks like a cow. There are many such in Dongshan Shishui. Fish." They belong to relatively low-level monsters, and they cannot transform into human forms. Their fur can predict the tides, and bighead and bighead carp in rut can use the water of the East China Sea to generate huge waves to court their mates.

Taking advantage of the last bar of the phone, Xu Xiaobai quietly asked Du Niang, it said: The head of Dongshan, the mountain of 樕.To the north is Qianmei, where fresh water flows out, while the northeast flows into the sea.Among them, there are many bighead carp and bighead carp, whose shape is like a pear and a cow, and its sound is like a humming.Then he patted his face dumbfounded, and said in a low voice: "Oh my god, am I going to eat the monster of Shan Hai Jing today? If I can't help showing off my circle of friends, everyone will think I'm crazy." Has it always been this lonely?

Feeling the loneliness of the male god, he took a deep breath and said to Zhou Qingyan seriously: "I believe in you, I will always believe in you, and I will share this secret with you in the future."

Xu Xiaobai pointed to the four-legged fish that was still in the big tank and said, "But, can you kill the fish tonight? I'm still a little scared."