Shanhaijing monster edible guide

I just went to make a pot of tea, and the husband's business was finished. Ms. Miao put the teapot on the table, smiled at Boss Cheng, nodded and followed behind Zhou Qingyan.The moment Zhou Qingyan opened the door, he remembered his own doubts, and turned to Boss Cheng, "Descendants of the Cheng family, I have doubts in my heart. How can the solemn dew be used for more than 200 years at Cheng's family banquet?"

Boss Cheng looked shy: "One drop of heavy dew mixed into water can make two whole big pots, and only one drop is put in each dish. These two big pots have been used for 200 days. This is the treatment of ordinary diners. When a person with a relatively noble status comes, if he mixes a drop of dew with water into half a pot of water, he still puts a drop in each dish. , about a quarter of a drop, this is the ancestral precept left by the ancestors of the Cheng family." But Boss Cheng did not strictly follow the ancestral precept left over [-] years ago, and the solemn dew was passed from his father to him. There is only a thin layer left, and it turns from one drop to two pots to one drop to five pots, which is more than doubled!

Boss Cheng's father's generation still came to Cheng's family banquet for dinner, and they always felt that the taste of Cheng's family banquet's food had slightly changed, and it was not as delicious as before.Now, two of those bottles of Heaviness Dew are empty, and the bottle of washing water has been used twice!There are only a dozen drops left in the two bottles that are still in existence. How to continue the Cheng family banquet is really a problem.

After listening to Boss Cheng's words, Zhou Qingyan felt that the creativity of the two-legged sheep is really infinite and truly amazing.Ms. Miao opened the door, and Xu Xiaobai walked out behind the male god. When the night wind blew, the hot forehead and face felt very cold, and she woke up a little bit, but she also asked in a daze: "Are we getting paid?" , it costs 60 yuan for me to play a dead body, does it cost a little more to play an expert?"

Ms. Miao opened the door, took out 100 yuan from her bag and handed it to Mr. Xiao: "It's 100 yuan to play a master." Xu Xiaobai took the 100 yuan and kissed him deeply: "I know that I can make more money than dead bodies. "Xu Xiaobai handed the red ticket to the male god: "I have made money, shall we fly, let's fly."

Zhou Qingyan watched Xu Xiaobai's movements and knew that his usual drunken flight was about to start.Ms. Miao quickly closed the door and drove.Zhou Qingyan pointed to the outside of the car window: "You have already flown up, look outside, have you left a lot of things behind?"

Xu Xiaobai really started to stare at the outside seriously, the car drove very fast, Xu Xiaobai's eyes were dizzy, after a while, he yawned and fell asleep leaning on the car seat.

I didn’t sleep very well all night, I kept dreaming, I dreamed of Master, I dreamed that Master brought him back when I was a child, he was very poor, and at that time we ate seasonal vegetables all year round, I remember one summer every day There are beans and eggplants, I almost vomit after eating them, and cucumbers, cucumbers are cheap, and you can eat them in different ways, such as stir-fried cucumbers, mixed cucumbers, cucumber dumplings, and the most eaten ones are pickled cucumbers.Xu Xiaobai dreamed of sitting at the table with his master and eating pickled cucumbers, each with a bowl of porridge in front of them, eating pickled cucumbers and porridge at the same time, while eating, suddenly the table disappeared and turned into a stinky monster. Chasing after the master, the master desperately escaped in front, and the Taoist priest's little bun moved with the master's running.

Xu Xiaobai followed the monster and chased desperately. The monster had many tiny feet, a long snake tail, and couldn't see the face clearly. Generally speaking, it was quite a creepy monster.Xu Xiaobai couldn't catch up no matter what, seeing Zhang Wazi swallowed by that eerie monster!

Xu Xiaobai was very anxious in the dream, he yelled anxiously, and sat up from the bed.Xu Xiaobai's head was covered with sweat, and the temperature of the air conditioner in the room was set very low. In fact, at this time, it is also possible to open the windows without turning on the air conditioner, but Xu Xiaobai likes to turn on the air conditioner and feel like the male god is curled up in the quilt.

The male god turned on the light: "Nightmare?"

Xu Xiaobai nodded, picked up the water glass on the table next to him and drank it: "What time is it, I had a nightmare, I was scared to death, I don't want to sleep at all."

The male god turned on the light brightly: "Then don't sleep." He took out the mobile phone under the pillow to check the time: "It's not yet five o'clock, what are we going to do?"

Xu Xiaobai put his hands on the quilt: "Then let's just chat under the quilt."

The male god lifted the quilt, sat cross-legged on the bed with a glass of water, and made a suggestion: "Let's play poker, how about Doudizhu?"

Xu Xiaobai looked at the male gods, no need to count, there were really only two of them: "You and me, this is the legendary three missing one, we can't fight landlords, we can play train driving."

The male god has recently pulled himself out of the addiction of Xiaoxiaole, but fell in love with Doudizhu again. He downloaded many apps on his mobile phone, such as Happy Doudizhu, jj Doudizhu, Boya Doudizhu, stand-alone, networked, Especially complete, the speed of the mobile phone is even slower, and it is easy to crash every time, every time it crashes, it is always the happiest time for the male god to play.

Zhou Qingyan is a little dissatisfied with desire now!

I really want to have a good fight. I don’t know if I don’t play Landlords. I hold two kings, four aces, and four 2s in my hand, but the pain of crashing!

The male god jumped out of bed, carried the fish tank over, and stretched out his hand to wake Mr. Kun from his sleep. Mr. Kun lazily raised his eyelids, and couldn't help spraying the male god's face with water.The male god touched the water on his face: "What do you think of it, plus Mr. Kun, we won't be missing one!"

Fighting the landlord with a fish, Xu Xiaobai thought it was impossible, he sat up from the bed, and said to the male god: "Mr. Kun can fight, so I can!"

The male god looked confident: "Mr. Kun can fight."

Mr. Kun is really good at fighting, and the cards he draws are placed on top facing the fish tank. Whichever card Mr. Kun's shark fin points to is the card that will be dealt. Moreover, Mr. Kun's memory is really good, he actually remembers which one There are fewer cards, but there are still some cards. In short, when Xu Xiaobai and the male god fought with a fish to fight the landlord, they fought and lost repeatedly, and the one who lost in the end had already promised Mr. Kun an expensive one. Amethyst necklace, a fish hung the amethyst necklace there, Xu Xiaobai wanted to laugh when he saw it, did he hang it on his tail?

Playing until seven o'clock, Xu Xiaobai was a little sleepy, he lay on the bed and continued to sleep, the male god went out to have breakfast, and brought back milk and bread for Xu Xiaobai by the way, counting his vacation, there are still a few days that are almost over, If this matter cannot be dealt with, Mr. Lin may need to ask for a few more days off.

Xu Xiaobai was sleeping next to him, and the male god was lying next to him to play Doudizhu, repeating the process of fighting, crashing, turning on, continuing to fight, crashing.Zhou Qingyan had no choice but to make a request to her superior: "Boss, I request to change my mobile phone. The condition of my mobile phone is not very good recently, which may affect my work and business level!" "

After a long time, the superior leader came back with two words: brush the phone.

Zhou Qingyan looked at his mobile phone and thought it was quite clean, but the leader meant to let him put it in the water to clean it, and did he need to take it apart to clean it? The Nokia I used last time had never encountered such a problem. It is very tangled with the mobile phone, whether to put laundry detergent or use soap!

Zhou Qingyan doubts whether flashing the phone can solve the problem of not being able to fight the Landlord!

After Xu Xiaobai woke up from sleep, he rubbed his eyes and picked up the milk on the table and began to drink it. While drinking the milk, he saw the male god sitting on the sofa holding his mobile phone and asking, "What are you thinking?"

The male god replied: "I'm thinking about whether to use laundry detergent or soap to refresh the machine!"

Xu Xiaobai squirted out the milk, sprayed it on the quilt, bed, and the floor. After spraying, he laughed and hurriedly wiped it with a paper towel.After laughing enough, he looked at the male god: "Why don't you put the washing machine?" The male god is good everywhere, but he is a bit technological, but in Xu Xiaobai's heart, this technology is also very cute. A Shamate leader from the countryside.

The male god knew that Xu Xiaobai was joking, but he still couldn't solve the distress of Dou Di Zhu's crash.Xu Xiaobai brought the male god's mobile phone over, and discussed with him: "How about we uninstall a few apps, such as this, this, and these, all of which can be deleted, but it doesn't prevent you from playing Fight the Landlord, you can also It’s because your phone is faster and you have too many apps on your phone.”

Whatever the subject says, that is what it is, the male god nodded: "Yes, I will listen to you."

Xu Xiaobai sat on the sofa and uninstalled the apps on the male god's phone, and cleaned up the unnecessary things on the male god's phone. He cleaned up the software, and after drinking the milk, he signaled the male god to go to the table to get the breakfast bag.

Zhou Qingyan took the breakfast bag on the table and brought it to Xu Xiaobai's mouth. Xu Xiaobai ate the bread over and over again.There was still a small corner of the bread, the male god leaned over and bit the small corner, the bread and Xu Xiaobai's lips were contained in his mouth, the male god ate the bread, it tasted like pineapple, sweet The greasy fragrance, and kissed Xu Xiaobai's lips, Xu Xiaobai's lips also turned into a pineapple flavor, the fragrance was sweet and greasy.

Holding the phone, Xu Xiaobai couldn't help leaning over to kiss the male god again. After the kiss, Xu Xiaobai analyzed himself: "I ate my breakfast before I brushed my teeth."

The male god wiped the bread crumbs from his mouth: "It tastes just as good."

Why do you feel that the male god is so Su, when was the illusion, Xu Xiaobai felt that his face was as hot as a millet fever machine.He took the male god's mobile phone and put it on his face, and then heard the male god say: "I plan to go to the Jiuqing Pavilion at night, do you have time? I have been there twice, why don't we go together this time. "