Shanhaijing monster edible guide

After sending Xu Xiaobai to work, Zhou Qingyan rode his bicycle for a stroll on the street. He wanted to buy a bigger fish tank for Kunpeng.Now that Kunpeng has grown up, the previous fish tank was too small, and it was difficult to turn around.

There is a flower, bird and fish market to the east of the stadium. Zhou Qingyan parked his car at the stadium, picked a suitable fish tank at the flower, bird and fish market, bought a dozen black goldfish, and walked back with them.

When I got home, I cleaned the newly purchased fish tank, filled it with water and dried it under the sun. A dozen black goldfish were hanging under the vines. Zhou Qingyan rolled up his sleeves and began to tidy up the room.Although Xu Xiaobai is good at cooking and tidying himself up, but he is not very good at housework.

Zhou Qingyan rinsed the mop in the tap water, wrung out the water carefully, and carefully mopped both upstairs and downstairs. The floor was so bright that Zhou Qingyan could see his own shadow on the floor.After the floor was finished, all the tables, chairs, and stools in the room, big and small, high and low, were beaten again, and the desktop computer in the living room was wiped. Zhou Qingyan turned it on, and played a song from the Kuwo music box. Now he switches the computer on and off. Quite proficient, Xu Xiaobai also saved the special mailbox of Jiuqing Pavilion in the favorites, saved the account login password, and can go up with just one click.Zhou Qingyan opened the mailbox without any hassle.

There is no business today, which is also very good.

After cleaning up the upstairs and downstairs, Zhou Qingyan touched the water in the newly bought fish tank, the water was already warm from the sun.Zhou Qingyan put the black goldfish hanging on the grape branch into the fish tank.He went back to the room and took the little fish tank out. The little blue fish didn't like to move since it grew up. It was lazily kept in the fish tank, playing with its fins entangled with the roots of the small branches.

Zhou Qingyan reached out to fish out the little blue fish from the fish tank. The fish opened and closed its eyelids, as if you could do whatever you like.It reminds Zhou Qingyan of Mr. Kun who is always lazy. Mr. Kun doesn’t sit when he can lie down, and doesn’t stand when he can sit. In fact, sometimes Zhou Qingyan thinks why Mr. Kun likes to become a fish in the sea. swimming, probably because he was too lazy.

Throwing the little blue fish into the fish tank, the little blue fish turned around and swallowed all the black goldfish!Swallowing it in and spitting it out, Zhou Qingyan saw it hesitating, one black goldfish was less than the other, and knocked on the fish tank: "Congratulations, if you swallow all your friends as food, you are destined to have no friends."

After changing the fish tank for the little blue fish, the twigs are still in the small fish tank. Now they have their own rooms, and they don't have to look at each other anymore.

The mop was drying on the steps, and when the floor in the house was dry, Zhou Qingyan walked into the room, and the song in the Kuwo music box was no longer known. The tune was messy, and it was really better than Mr. Yu is even worse.

Zhou Qingyan clicked on the computer to turn off the music box, and saw the email reminder that you have an email.

Sender: The old monster in the city

Zhou Qingyan read: Sir, I have admired Mr.’s name for a long time, and thought that characters like Mr. are only found in legends. In the past, I always listened to Mr.’s stories as legends. Tens of thousands, millions of years, so that I can be in the same era as my husband, and the reappearance of Jiuqing Pavilion makes me happy.Sir, the younger generation has been wandering in the human world since becoming a demon, and married a woman in the human world, but the bloodline is weak, and it has always been a single line. Now more than 600 years have passed, and most of my descendants are with humans. The blood of monsters is getting weaker and weaker, I only wish them peace and happiness.However, recently my descendants lost their eyes, and their eyes disappeared, but somehow disappeared, without wounds, without pain.Sir, I have tried all kinds of methods, but there is no way to restore their eyes. I want to ask Jiuqing Pavilion for a taste of red ginseng and Tai Sui.

Red ginseng Tai Sui stew.Red ginseng is a great tonic, Tai Sui is inexhaustible, inexhaustible, one piece can produce a plate, a plate can produce a pile, and a pile can produce endless.

Zhou Qingyan turned off the music box, and when he picked up Xu Xiaobai at noon, he could tell him that there was a business.

Xu Xiaobai is cleaning in the kindergarten. Today, Magpie Jing Kindergarten has a routine cleaning.Xu Xiaobai, as a male compatriot in the kindergarten, although not very powerful, still contracted the dirty and messy places outside the kindergarten, such as the railings, walls, and gates.

He washed the rag with a basin and wiped the railings outside the kindergarten. There are many rose flowers planted outside the railings. The peak blooming time of the roses has passed, but there are still a few flowers blooming here and there. Roses are alike.

The rose flowers don't grow luxuriantly, but the branches of the rose grow very luxuriantly. The branches and leaves penetrate the railings and grow from outside the kindergarten to inside the kindergarten.The thorns of rose flowers are very hard. When Xu Xiaobai was wiping the railing, his finger was pricked by the thorns of rose flowers.

The aroma is very fragrant, such delicious blood, the most delicious blood, the blood with the most beautiful color, suitable for making beautiful cakes, the bright red cake with golden lemon and green kiwi is really delicious.Xu Xiaobai held up his bleeding finger, intending to go back to the kindergarten infirmary to get a Band-Aid to stick it on.

Xu Xiaobai's hand with the silver bracelet was pulled, and he saw a tall and handsome man holding his hand: "I'm your boyfriend, do you want to go on a date with me?"

Xu Xiaobai's heart exploded, this is my boyfriend!This is my boyfriend, my boyfriend is tall and handsome, but there is something wrong, the silver bracelet on his hand is hot, it feels like it will burn his skin, Xu Xiaobai couldn't help but reach out Touching his silver bracelet, a drop of blood from his fingertip pierced by a rose thorn rubbed against the silver bracelet.There was a sound of dragon whistling, and Xu Xiaobai woke up instantly when he heard the loud dragon whistling sound. He looked at his wrist, but there was no one there.

Outside the kindergarten is a constant flow of people, old people, children, young people, they are walking around in a hurry.

But just now, someone should have grabbed his wrist, Xu Xiaobai had forgotten what he did after pulling his wrist.He turned around with the basin in his hand, and saw the principal of Magpie Jing Kindergarten curled up in a ball, trembling under the kindergarten wall.Xu Xiaobai saw a puddle of water under the director, and then saw that the director's bulging pants were wet.The principal, he peed his pants!Is it incontinence that the elderly cannot control?

Xu Xiaobai kindly pointed to the bottom of the principal's trousers.

The magpie spirit followed Xu Xiaobai's fingers and looked down, scared to pee!With that huge dragon chant, I felt like my hair was going to fly away. I just recovered my magpie soul, and found that I was scared to pee!Magpie wiped his old face, stood up against the wall, and went upstairs to his office to change a pair of pants.

Xu Xiaobai went to the infirmary to put on a Band-Aid, and when he returned to the railing, he found that his work had already been done by another teacher.The head of Magpie Garden stood upstairs and greeted Xu Xiaobai: "Xiao Xu, come up here, I have something to tell you."

Xu Xiaobai went upstairs and pushed open the door of the director's office, and the magpie spirit hurriedly said: "Sit, sit down." Xu Xiaobai sat on the sofa, and the director brought him a bottle of lemon Sprite and a plate of fried cicada monkeys, A plate of salt and pepper silkworm chrysalis, plus a plate of fried grasshoppers.

Xu Xiaobai held a lemon sprite: "What's going on, isn't today the kindergarten cleaning?"

Magpie spirit: "You are wounded today, today's task is to eat and drink in the room."

Xu Xiaobai looked at the band-aid on his hand, it was really a big injury!

After the wounded ate a plate of fried grasshoppers and drank half a bottle of Sprite in the director's office, the male god came to pick him up and go home.Xu Xiaobai took the remaining fried cicada monkeys and salt and pepper silkworm chrysalis that the director had asked him to take away, and got on the electric car.

Zhou Qingyan smelled a faint fox smell, which came from Xu Xiaobai's wrist.That nine-tailed fox from Qingqiu Mountain.

Zhou Qingyan's face remained unchanged: "How are you doing in kindergarten today?"

Xu Xiaobai told the male god about his miraculous experience. After listening, Zhou Qingyan looked at the silver bracelet on Xu Xiaobai's hand: "Maybe this dragon woke up, so it screamed."

Xu Xiaobai nodded: "I always felt that the dragon came alive at that time. Maybe it was my illusion. I always felt that someone grabbed my wrist, but I didn't find anything afterwards. Maybe I didn't wake up in the morning."

The male god said: "Go to bed early in the future."

After arriving home, Xu Xiaobai first went to see Little Blue Fish's new home, the new home was much more beautiful than the previous small fish tank, with aquatic plants painted on it as decoration.Seeing the little blue fish playing quietly with a black goldfish in the fish tank, Xu Xiaobai couldn't help laughing when he thought of its friendship with Xiaobai: "This is your new partner, you two have a really good relationship." Then Xu Xiaobai Saw that black goldfish being swallowed!Not spitting it out again, the little blue fish hiccupped in satisfaction.It wasn't the friends just now, it was the food!

Xu Xiaobai looked up at the male god, the male god ordered takeout from a Korean restaurant, was calling to press for the order, saw Xu Xiaobai's gaze, and replied: "I have eaten sixteen."

The takeaway ordered by the male god arrived quickly after a few reminders.Takeaways include pork belly and spicy cabbage bibimbap, miso soup, slate-fried tofu, spicy fried rice cake strips, and a rice cake pot base soup and ingredients.

Xu Xiaobai and the male god put the microwave oven and frying pan at home on the tea table, and put rice cakes, potatoes, carrots, lettuce, prawns, and even a few saury fish from home into the pot, and there were a lot of messy vegetables. Throw it into the pot, and finally put the instant noodles on top, throw in a lot of cheese and Korean chili sauce, the whole pot is red, and the induction cooker is gurgling and steaming.

The male god is mixing pork belly and spicy cabbage bibimbap with a long spoon. Every grain of rice turns red, and you can smell the fat of pork belly, and you can also think of the crispy and sour taste of spicy cabbage.The male god mixed the bibimbap, took a small bowl and filled a bowl for Xu Xiaobai, and kept the rest with the stone pot for himself.

Xu Xiaobai held up his chopsticks to eat spicy fried rice cake strips. The chili sauce was generously placed, with a strong sweet and spicy taste, and onions were put in it.Xu Xiaobai picked up a stick of rice cake and brought it to the mouth of the male god: "Taste it, is it delicious?"

Zhou Qingyan tasted one. The rice cake was not glutinous enough, and there were too many artificial additives.He shook his head: "It's not very tasty, it's not glutinous enough, and it's still hard in the heart after cooking."

Xu Xiaobai put down his chopsticks: "I think so too. The best rice cake I've ever eaten is Ningbo rice cake. It's brought by my college classmates. Although it's cold, you can steam it. It's fragrant, soft, and waxy. You can make rice cake soup, boil it with gurgling, and drink a bowl of it in winter to keep you warm.”

The taste of simply bibimbap is not bad. The pork belly is cut a little thin, but the meat is very good. The spicy cabbage is hot and sour and refreshing, and the pork belly is fat and thin, not greasy or greasy.The miso soup is almost useless, but Xu Xiaobai hates the zucchini in it, which is undercooked.The slate tofu is probably the most delicious. It is probably because the tofu is already cold when it is delivered, and it is not as delicious as when the slate is sizzling.

The most enjoyable is the rice cake pot. The taste of cheese is very strong, the taste of chili sauce is very strong, the soup base is thick, every stick of instant noodles is covered with cheese and chili sauce, every piece of vegetables is also covered with cheese and chili sauce, saury The taste seems to be a bit weird, but the weird taste is delicious, the shrimp and clams are wrapped and penetrated into the umami meat.

In general, this Korean restaurant's takeaway can be given seven points.

After dinner, Xu Xiaobai and the male god washed the dishes in the kitchen together. Xu Xiaobai washed the dishes and handed them to the male god. The male god wiped them one by one with a clean dishcloth and put them in the cabinet.

Zhou Qingyan said to Xu Xiaobai; "Can I ask for leave these days, I have business coming recently, can you stay with me?"

Xu Xiaobai snorted: "Is there any business? Then I will take a leave of absence with the director. How long will it take?"

Zhou Qingyan's attitude is very sincere: "This time is uncertain, well, I am a civil servant of the country and cannot find a part-time job, so I probably need to trouble you a bit."

Xu Xiaobai washed his hands under the faucet, and called the director of the kindergarten to ask for leave. The leave was quickly granted. The director was very talkative and said that he had to deal with things quickly. It didn’t matter how long he rested, and the salary was paid as usual. .

It made Xu Xiaobai very embarrassed.

He hung up the phone and followed the male god to check the mailbox.Xu Xiaobai read the letter from the mailbox: "Tai Sui has it at home. Last time, Lao Ba gave it to me. It is placed under the coffee table in the living room. Then what is this red ginseng?"

Zhou Qingyan said: "Ginseng with white jade and red beads."

Red ginseng Tai Sui stew!The two materials are complete, but Zhou Qingyan is still thinking, he knocked on the table: "Tell him." Xu Xiaobai listened to the male god, and typed on the keyboard: white jade and red bead ginseng, one inch longer in 100 years, and those who are not ten inches cannot be used for medicine , there is a white jade red bead ginseng plant about fifteen inches old, Tai Sui meat can repair the body, and the longevity is boundless. However, Jiuqing has rules, and the price is based on the price.

Xu Xiaobai clicked to send.

Zhou Qingyan squatted down and took out the two boxes under the coffee table and put them on top of the coffee table.The Tai Sui box is obviously different. It is made of a black metal-like thing without any gaps.

Zhou Qingyan took the box and looked at it very carefully. Lao Ba was very careful. It was a whole box carved out of inkstone. People who are too old can eat one piece, one piece after another.Tai Sui hides in the ground, moves at any time, and cannot be easily excavated. As long as there is a small gap, the [-] taels of Tai Sui meat can get out quietly. It will take a few days to find it.

Xu Xiaobai has seen pictures of Tai Sui on TV, it is a big lump, weighing [-] to [-] kg, it looks like a piece of wood, peeling off the withered and yellow skin on the outside, there are tender white mushroom-like things inside.

Xu Xiaobai wanted to know if the eight taels of Tai Sui sent by Lao Ba was the same as the Tai Sui mentioned in the science program.The male god opened the box, Xu Xiaobai couldn't help laughing, he pointed to the box and said: "It really has eight taels, it's only three grams!"

Inside the box was a thin, almost transparent piece of meat, pink, very light, very small, only half the size of Xu Xiaobai's thumb, lying in the box, it was very pitiful.

Xu Xiaobai smiled and said: "Lao Ba cut off a piece of peach-flavored jelly and put it in a box and brought it here." This is not the same as the Tai Sui meat I saw in Into Science.

Zhou Qingyan stretched out a finger to poke this piece of Tai Sui meat, this thin piece of Tai Sui actually squirmed and wrapped around Zhou Qingyan's finger, and then slowly let go as if feeling danger.

This piece of Tai Sui is alive!Tai Sui is a living flesh.Xu Xiaobai was dumbfounded: "This Tai Sui is alive." Zhou Qingyan nodded: "It will grow, and it will grow when it touches the soil. It will grow bigger and bigger until it becomes Tai Sui Mountain." Tai Sui is rare because it grows too fast. It will become Tai Sui Mountain. Although Tai Sui has no nose, eyes and mouth, the huge Tai Sui Mountain will swallow people into it and turn it into fertilizer. This pink pile of flesh without nose and eyes is also very dangerous.A huge pile can be spread out, and an elephant can swallow it immediately.

Zhou Qingyan asked Xu Xiaobai: "Do you want to know how it grows?"

Xu Xiaobai nodded.

The male god walked out with the box, picked up the shovel leaning against the courtyard wall, and walked into the courtyard.Standing by the side, Xu Xiaobai saw the male god dug a small hole in the ground, the hole was only as big as a grape.Then, the male god took out the piece of Tai Sui from the box and put it in the pit, Xu Xiaobai stared at it with wide eyes.

The piece of Tai Sui that touched the ground quickly began to expand, expanding several times, like a piece of pink transparent jelly!The next moment, the piece of jelly disappeared from the grape-sized hole, Xu Xiaobai didn't even see clearly, the piece of grown Tai Sui slipped away from him.

The male god held the shovel and stared intently at the ground. He walked step by step as fast as possible. When he was about to reach the door, the male god raised the shovel and stabbed it hard into the ground. The shovel pierced deeply, slowly Xiaobai saw that there was only a little bit of the shovel left in the male god's hand.

Zhou Qingyan lifted the shovel up, and there was a large piece of pink jelly-like meat sticking out of the shovel.This jelly-colored piece of meat swelled when it saw the soil, and it had grown to the size of instant noodles.Zhou Qingyan pinched a small corner of this pink piece of meat, and found that the force he used just now was too great, and a corner of this piece of Tai Sui meat seemed to be cut off.

The cut off Tai Sui escaped.Zhou Qingyan looked out the door, not knowing where it would go, and it would grow into a huge and dangerous Tai Sui Mountain that could easily devour living things.

Xu Xiaobai ran over to look at the Tai Sui who was the size of instant noodles in the hands of the real male god, it only took such a short time, this Tai Sui has already grown to such a big size.

After growing up, the color of the jelly seems to be a little darker. Xu Xiaobai praised: "It's so beautiful, the color is very beautiful. If you don't know it's alive, you'll think it's holding a big jelly."

Zhou Qingyan looked at the Tai Sui in his hand, it was indeed beautiful, but the taste was not flattering.The more beautiful things are, the less delicious they are. For example, poisonous mushrooms and poisonous fruits are said by humans. Some ugly things are actually delicious, such as bighead carp and squid.Although Tai Sui is beautiful, it tastes so good that you can only laugh.

Tai Sui has grown so big that the box can no longer hold it. The male god walked up to the fish tank, stretched out his hand and tore the piece of Tai Sui meat into three parts, and threw one part into the little blue fish's fish tank. After throwing it down, the little blue fish swallowed it in one gulp. , Then his eyes widened and he began to retch, but Tai Sui had already slipped into its bottomless pit and could not get out.

Another piece was thrown into the fish tank to prevent twigs. The white roots of the twigs wrapped around this piece of Tai Sui, and each root penetrated into the inside of the Tai Sui. After a while, this piece of Tai Sui meat was sucked into the small twigs like jelly. Branches inside white root hairs.

Although Kunpeng is befuddled and can sometimes be sober, he is still short, but he is almost the same age as Tiandi.The branch of this big toon that I picked up is like a day for a hundred years, and it takes 1 years to grow a little bit.But, they are all powerful.A small piece of Tai Sui meat is just an unpalatable snack for them.

The meat of Tai Sui is great for tonic and also great for evil.Those who tonify the body, repair the body, reborn, have a long life without bounds, and those who are the most murderous, have already committed the crime of Tai Sui.So eat with caution.

Zhou Qingyan put the remaining piece of Tai Sui into the box, this piece is not small, at least much bigger than the one just now, already as big as Xu Xiaobai's entire thumb.

Xu Xiaobai took the box and weighed it, and finally understood how the [-] liang was calculated. Lao Ba calculated the [-] liang even with the box.Putting Tai Sui meat under the coffee table in the living room, Xu Xiaobai asked the male god: "What are we doing today, are we waiting for a reply here?"

Zhou Qingyan thought about it, and decided to eat the fox from Qingqiu Mountain first, because it was too dangerous for that fox to stay.He said to Xu Xiaobai: "Let's go to the incense shop on Changsong Street to buy incense. When we passed by last time, didn't we say we wanted to buy two boxes of sandalwood to put in the toilet?"

Xu Xiaobai nodded, he stood on the steps and looked at today's weather, it didn't rain these few days, but the sun was very strong, when it shone down, there was always a feeling of being blinded.

The male god locked the door of the house and placed the little blue fish at the door, Xu Xiaobai stretched out his hand towards the male god, the male god held his hand and walked to the gate together, let go, and locked the big iron gate of the yard , and then held hands again, went to the bus stop at the door and waited for the bus arriving at Changsong Street.

Get off from the bus stop, you have to turn a corner to get to Changsong Street, Zhou Qingyan stood in front of the bus stop, looking at the sky of Changsong Street, he said to Xu Xiaobai: "Wait for me, I'm going to buy a bottle of water .”

Xu Xiaobai nodded, and waited for the male god to come back. After a while, the male god came back, took two bottles of water and handed one to Xu Xiaobai, took out two masks from his pocket, and handed one to Xu Xiaobai: "Put on the mask. The mask will not get tanned, the sun is so strong, it should be very tanned, as black as charcoal-grilled octopus."

Zhou Qingyan also put one on for himself, the fragrance of Changsong Street is very heavy, floating in the sky, the invisible smoke that only Zhou Qingyan can see, permeates every place in this street.

Zhou Qingyan thought to himself, I hope it's not an acquaintance, well, if it is an acquaintance, I hope I don't have a relative who ate it, and if I have a relative who ate it, I hope I don't have the desire to eat it!