Shanhaijing monster edible guide

The seafood was carried into the living room by Zhou Qingyan and placed on the living room floor.Xu Xiaobai looked at Zhou Qingyan, then at the stained glass box on the ground, it was daytime, and the outside was very clear: "Should we open it here?" Zhou Qingyan looked at the wooden floor in the living room, and thought it was inappropriate: "Then we will open it here." Don’t open it here, let’s go to another place.”

Xu Xiaobai also felt that it was inappropriate, Merman, how mysterious, just open it in the living room to see it openly!It should be hidden secretly.

The male god picked up the seafood again, and Xu Xiaobai followed behind the male god: "Let's go upstairs and pull up the curtains to have a look." Zhou Qingyan carried the glass box into the bathroom and put it on the ground: "Look here, or outside for a while." Dirty the floor, water in the box."

Zhou Qingyan bent down, stretched out his hand and stroked lightly at the gap in the middle of the glass box.Xu Xiaobai seemed to hear the sound of water coming from the glass box, and he stared nervously at the male god's hand.The male god raised his hand slowly, and the colorful glass box opened!

There was the sound of splashing water in the glass box, accompanied by the sound of water Xu Xiaobai saw a huge black fish tail rising and falling from the glass box, making a bang, and then splashing the water in the glass box everywhere.

The water is sea water, a drop of water from the tip of Xu Xiaobai's nose fell to his lips.He reflexively licked the drop of freshly soaked fish water, which was salty and astringent.The male god must be drenched, Xu Xiaobai couldn't help but look up at Zhou Qingyan, today the male god is wearing a white cotton T-shirt, if it gets wet, Xu Xiaobai feels that he is willing to contribute the blood in his nasal cavity to the bathroom .

It's really disappointing, the male god is looking at the glass box with a clean body.Zhou Qingyan looked at the merman inside, it was a young merman, about [-] to [-] years old, not too old or too young, just the age when the meat was the most delicious.It was still a male merman, not as plump as a female merman, but it had a different taste.

Xu Xiaobai stood quite far away, and couldn't see the whole picture of the merman. The merman sank to the bottom of the box: "Is it good-looking? Is it as beautiful as in the legend? Is it the same as the mermaid on TV? Don't stare at it." If people look at it for too long, isn’t the mermaid not wearing any clothes on top? It’s a fish, but it’s also a naked fish.”

Zhou Qingyan couldn't help laughing, and pointed to the inside of the glass box: "Come and see for yourself, I think it's delicious, come and see, what kind of dishes can you cook?" Xu Xiaobai walked over cautiously, stood beside the male god, and looked towards Looking inside the box, it is really a shark.The merman's tail was very big and black, and it was swinging back and forth, leaning against the glass box to breathe.

This mermaid looks different from a mermaid, with very long hair, and the black ink-like hair is wetly wrapped around the body.Xu Xiaobai felt that the mermaid in front of him was very charming, and the mermaid exuded a kind of my most charming and dazzling smell, but the fishy smell was not flattering.The black eyes are also very charming, it seems to be a sea inside, full of tenderness and sweetness, making people intoxicated, Xu Xiaobai walked towards that sea, he was going to drown in that sea, he wanted to touch that sea ocean.

Zhou Qingyan turned to look at him: "Go over, it will bite your neck off."

Xu Xiaobai stopped immediately, he had a feeling of instant sobriety, he felt as if he was cut off from the world in front of him just now, he only remembered those black eyes, like the sea.

Xu Xiaobai took a few steps back and walked up to the male god: "I was hypnotized just now?" Zhou Qingyan took a tube of facial cleanser from the sink and handed it to him: "Go and wash your face." Xu Xiaobai washed his face, Looking at the merman, I think it looks a little handsome, but it's not that handsome, it's much worse than a male god.It must have been a demon just now.

The merman grinned openly, his mouth didn't look big, but when he smiled, he could grin to the ears, revealing two rows of sharp and small teeth, let alone Xu Xiaobai's neck, even a big pig bone could be crushed in an instant.

After the shark finished laughing, he raised a hand and said to Zhou Qingyan: "Brother, you are so powerful that you can't even breathe. What kind of monster are you? You can still resist my charm. Hey, can you have a cigarette?" No?"

A mouthful of Cantonese.Xu Xiaobai was stunned, this mermaid can speak human language, and it can also speak fluently.He pointed to the mermaid, looked at Zhou Qingyan again, and stammered: "It can speak human words, it can speak human words, and it's pretty good?" So do you really want to eat it? Why do you want to eat it? , There will be a feeling of compatriots killing each other.

The shark was quite proud of the compliment: "Although this kind of foreign language is quite difficult to learn, it has been changing for hundreds of years, but as long as you have patience, you can definitely learn it well." After speaking, he looked at Xu Xiaobai glance.Xu Xiaobai found out that this mermaid is very provocative, his eyes cast over him, blurred and alluring.

Zhou Qingyan looked at the smug look of the food in front of him: "Have you studied the tuition fees of Second Diploma? I am a brick of the people, no smoke, and you are just a fish. You will stay on the fish plate for a while."

The merman patted the fish's tail: "It's fine if there's no smoke." It looked at Zhou Qingyan with his finger on his lips: "If there's no smoke, forget it." It turned sideways, put its arms on the glass box, and licked its lips: "Your There is desire in my eyes, do you want me, I need a man to jerk off." Xu Xiaobai heard a slap, and his nose bleeds!

Different from the voice of Lord Baling in Spring Breeze Ten Miles, this mermaid's voice is like a walking hormone, it is obviously a fish but it smells like a vixen all over.

Covering his nose, Xu Xiaobai grabbed a piece of toilet paper from the toilet and stuffed it in. He bravely stood in front of the male god. This fish was sexually harassing the male god. He wanted to protect the male god: "No, we only have appetite for you. Don't talk about masturbation." Xu Xiaobai mustered up his courage, glanced at the fish tail on Mr. Shark's lower body, and gave the Shark the heaviest blow: "Excuse me, do you have a little jj?"

Zhou Qingyan couldn't help laughing.

Mr. Shark was hit and lay back in the glass box with a plop.Xu Xiaobai quickly ran over to cover the lid.

Xu Xiao felt that she had perfectly protected the male god: "Let's go out."

Walking out of the bathroom, Xu Xiaobai walked to the refrigerator, took out the frozen honey lemonade, poured it into a large glass and drank it.The male god was weeding the fields in the yard, pulling out the weeds growing in the perilla field one by one.Xu Xiaobai noticed with sharp eyes that there were a lot of purslane in the weeds pulled out by the male god.

He poured out a large glass of honey lemonade, and stood on the steps to greet Zhou Qingyan: "Come and drink some water, I froze it last night, it's very comfortable to drink when it's cold."

Zhou Qingyan threw the weeds in his hand to the ground, washed his hands, took the honey lemonade, and drank it all in one gulp.Cold, sweet and sour taste, with a little less honey, the sour taste of lemon is not completely suppressed, the sour taste is a bit strong, but it tastes good, it would be better if there is a little more honey.

While the male god was drinking water, Xu Xiaobai jumped down from the steps, pinched a few big leaves from a pumpkin that grew at an unknown time next to him, and went to pick up purslane from the pile of weeds pulled out by the male god.Purslane is quite big, with rounded knuckles and thick leaves, Xu Xiaobai picked up a full leaf in a short while, wrapped it up and put it beside him.

After Zhou Qingyan drank the water, he continued to pull weeds in the perilla field.

Like a follower, Xu Xiaobai followed Zhou Qingyan to pick up purslane.When Zhou Qingyan finished pulling the weeds in the perilla field, Xu Xiaobai picked up six purslane leaves.

Xu Xiaobai cut off the root of the purslane, and the male god took it and rinsed it under the tap water carefully, over and over again very carefully, until the water became transparent and clear when it passed through the purslane.

It's getting late and night is coming, so it's time to make dinner.Xu Xiaobai was a little sad, he asked the male god: "Shall we eat fish tonight?"

The male god shook off the water on the purslane: "Eat the fish at night, while it is fresh, leave the sea water, this fish will not live long, the taste of this fish is really delicious." Now humans say it is the most delicious My favorite fish is puffer fish, but I don't know that the most delicious fish is merman.Since the Ming Dynasty, almost no one has been able to catch sharks, and in the Wei, Jin, Southern and Northern Dynasties, sharks were also uncommon. If you catch one, you will have a feast.Zhou Qingyan felt a little regretful. During the Wei and Jin Dynasties, there was a big family surnamed Shi holding a feast. At that time, there was a braised shark tail.

Zhou Qingyan couldn't remember why he didn't eat the braised shark's tail, probably because he wasn't used to the appearance of a big family surnamed Shi showing off his wealth, the bigger possibility was that he was eating better ones at that time!

Xu Xiaobai covered his face sadly: "Can I not eat fish?"

Zhou Qingyan hung the drained purslane on the plastic bag laid out on the steps: "Don't you want to eat fish? It tastes really good. We can braise the tail of the fish, and the top part can be stewed, and stewed potatoes are also fine."

Xu Xiaobai breathed a sigh of relief: "Yes, I probably will never want to eat this fish, and I don't want you to eat this fish, because it looks too human and always makes me The illusion will also make me have the illusion of you, what we eat is not a fish." It is really terrible.

But two-legged sheep.Zhou Qingyan thought silently that there was not much difference between two-legged sheep and sharks in his heart.But Xu Xiaobai is different, Zhou Qingyan looked at Xu Xiaobai embarrassed, wiped the water off his clothes, and stroked his hair: "Then don't eat fish, is it okay to sell it, it should be easy Sell ​​it." It is said that the tears of sharks can be condensed into pearls, their fat can be made into lanterns, and their skins can be made into clothes, which can swim in the water like fish, and it is a rare and delicious meal.

Xu Xiaobai didn't know that he had just defeated a delicious meal in the mind of the male god!The male god will lose sleep over this delicious meal.